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#marvel incorrect quotes

guys what pet names do you think steve and bucky call each other 🥺💛

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Steve: You pulled me from the river. Why?

Bucky: I don’t know

Steve: Yes you do

Peggy: We can’t even remember if we ate breakfast or not! How do expect you us to remember something that happened nearly a year ago?

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Peter: [opens up a cereal box]
Peter: [grabs a bowl]
Peter: [opens up milk]
Peter: [pours milk into their hand]
Tony, watching from the side: Hey, uh, Peter-
Peter: No, no give me a sec. I know something is wrong. Just give me a sec, I’ll figure it out. Just wait a sec

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MJ: don’t you think that this is crazy

Peter: what?

MJ: my heart is beating so fast right now

Peter: *blushes* why

MJ: there’s a spider on your shoulder

Peter: *freaks out*

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Y/N: YOU BETTER SHUT UP WHEN YOU TALK TO ME!

Bucky: OH YEAH?

Bucky: AND YOU BETTER CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME, BITCH!

Y/N: THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE, YOU STUPID SMART-ASS!

Bucky: THAT WAS ALSO A CONTRADICTORY STATEMENT!

Bucky: SO FUCK YOU! BITCH!

Steve: What is wrong with them?

Sam: At this point it’s better not to ask anymore.

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Tony: You’re the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Pepper: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Tony: Absolutely not.

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tony: kid what the hell are you doing

peter: human beyblades

 tony: what?

ned: we spin in a circle as fast as possible and whoever crashes into a wall or each other first looses

tony: *hyperventilating* WHAT 

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