Laura: Clint… Clint!

Clint: … hm?

Laura: There’s a boy in Lila’s room.

Clint: Huh?

Laura: There’s a boy in Lila’s room!

Clint, aggressively getting out of bed, holding a baseball bat: It’s go time.

Tony: So how long have you two been together?

Y/N: Oh, we're not dating.

Tony: Really? I mean you two hang out all the time, I was just thinking that-

Loki: Yeah, but we are just best friends.

Tony: And you're not talking to anyone else?

Y/N: Yeah, but it's not like we're together tho.

Tony: But when he just left he said "Bye, love you." and you said "I love you too."

Y/N: We're just friends.

Tony: Then you guys kissed? Like right on the lips.

Nat from the couch: It was passionate, I won't lie...

Loki: Ok, I can see how that one is a little confusing.

Tony: A little, yeah...

Peter: I am upsetti spaghetti.

Natasha: Y/n had everything to be an intimidating person.

Wanda: How so?

Natasha: Look at her, she's got good muscles, she's full of tattoos and she looks mean.

Y/n: [starts singing and dancing Barbie Girl by Aqua]

Wanda: There's your answer.

Y/N: Are we fighting or flirting?

Druig: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

Y/N: Your point?

Coulson, after sacrificing himself:

May: Please don’t be dead

May: Please don’t be dead

May: Please please please don’t be dead

Coulson: I’m not dead

May: I’m going to fucking kill you

Y/n: Why would you give someone a bird and tree for a present?

Natasha: For the last time I have no idea, I didn't write the song

Y/n: And why all the animals? What's the implication? Are we supposed to eat the animals?

Natasha: Y/n-

Y/n: And 5 golden rings is a lot, like what's the percentage of gold are we talking 1 karat or solid gold like-

Natasha: ENOUGH

Y/n: ...

Natasha: ...

Y/n: ... what are the maids milking?

Natasha: * walks away*

Y/n: THESE ARE VALID QUESTIONS NATASHA

Makkari: *kisses Druig’s forehead*

Druig*signing*: What was that?

Makkari*signing*: Affection

Druig: Disgusting

Druig:

Druig: Do it again

Bucky: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Sam: I wake up at 5:00 AM

Bucky:

Bucky: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

Sebastian Stan: you brought a taco?

Anthony Mackie: yes

Sebastian Stan: from the truck that hit Holland?

Anthony Mackie: well, me starving isn't going to help him.

Makkari*signing*: If one of you had to pick one of the other guys to go out with who would you pick.

Gilgamesh*rolling his eyes while sigining*:I'm not answering that.

Phastos*signing*:I'm not dating any of this morons.

Kingo*signing and whispering*: Ikaris...

Druig*signing while sinning*: BI! BI! BI!

Ikaris: I feel flattered Kingo :)

Thor: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party, and you’re all invited.

Valkyrie: “If”.

Loki: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.

Bucky: What happens if I press the gas and the break at the same time ?

Zemo: The car takes a screenshot.

Y/N & Sam: Pull over and let us out of the car RIGHT NOW!

yondu to the guy he sent to abducted a kid but got t’challa instead: you grabbed the wrong kid do you think these kids look alike????

*shows pic of the other kid*

the guy: yes

*the 2 kids in question*

Y/N: Go fuck yourself.

Druig, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch

Bruce: On a scale from 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?

Peter, staring into space with glazed over eyes: Pi

Peter: Low scale but never ending

Bruce:

Tony : Pete do we need to have a talk

Mobius: I'm literally so mad at you right now. There's nothing you can say that'll make me forgive you.

Loki: I-

Mobius: Okay I forgive you...

me @ drukkari

Druig: Alright listen up you little shits!

Druig: Not you Makkari, you're an angel and we're glad you're here