guys what pet names do you think steve and bucky call each other 🥺💛

Peter: Seriously, I have no idea what to do.
Peter: Oh, wait! Yahoo! Answers.

Peter: I had one hour of sleep, one brownie, and two shots of espresso, and I am ready to either fight God or die trying.

Steve: You pulled me from the river. Why?

Bucky: I don’t know

Steve: Yes you do

Peggy: We can’t even remember if we ate breakfast or not! How do expect you us to remember something that happened nearly a year ago?

Peter: [opens up a cereal box]
Peter: [grabs a bowl]
Peter: [opens up milk]
Peter: [pours milk into their hand]
Tony, watching from the side: Hey, uh, Peter-
Peter: No, no give me a sec. I know something is wrong. Just give me a sec, I’ll figure it out. Just wait a sec

“Love & Terror - A Wintercarter AU”

First chapter published on Wattpad on my account @Troy145797

MJ: don’t you think that this is crazy

Peter: what?

MJ: my heart is beating so fast right now

Peter: *blushes* why

MJ: there’s a spider on your shoulder

Peter: *freaks out*

Loki: You’re useless

Peter: I’m useless

Loki: wait, no, don’t say that. Who even told you that?, why the hell would you eve-

Y/N: I have very high standards I’d never date anyone clu-

Peter walking in tripping and falling face first on the ground: ah shit! Oh hey guys

Y/N pointing at Peter: I want him!

Incorrect Quote No. 4

Steve: Try not to kill anyone on accident.

Bucky: I’m not an idiot, Steve. I know how to kill people on purpose.

Carol: How much did you spend on this date?

Y/N: $1400. But all of it’s on credit cards, so it’s like $5 a month for the next 2000 years.

Clint : Hey, do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Sam : You’re a hazard to the society

Bucky : and a coward. Do 20.

Aesthetic - Nat'Challa

@thewidowandthepanther

Pietro: EAT DINNER

Carol: I DID

Pietro: CEREAL & ALCOHOL DOESN’T COUNT-

Y/N: YOU BETTER SHUT UP WHEN YOU TALK TO ME!

Bucky: OH YEAH?

Bucky: AND YOU BETTER CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME, BITCH!

Y/N: THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE, YOU STUPID SMART-ASS!

Bucky: THAT WAS ALSO A CONTRADICTORY STATEMENT!

Bucky: SO FUCK YOU! BITCH!

Steve: What is wrong with them?

Sam: At this point it’s better not to ask anymore.

Tony: You’re the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Pepper: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Tony: Absolutely not.

tony: kid what the hell are you doing

peter: human beyblades

 tony: what?

ned: we spin in a circle as fast as possible and whoever crashes into a wall or each other first looses

tony: *hyperventilating* WHAT 

Steve: We’ve come to take you back.

Bucky, living in the woods: It’s been a week!

Steve: Nobody knew where you were. And your phone was off.

Bucky: I texted Sam!

Sam: Wha- I’m sorry for not responding to, like, one text, Bucky!

Loki: I DO WHAT I WANT!

Thor: I’m calling mother

Loki: No wait