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Peter: Seriously, I have no idea what to do.
Peter: Oh, wait! Yahoo! Answers.
Peter: I had one hour of sleep, one brownie, and two shots of espresso, and I am ready to either fight God or die trying.
Steve: You pulled me from the river. Why?
Bucky: I don’t know
Steve: Yes you do
Peggy: We can’t even remember if we ate breakfast or not! How do expect you us to remember something that happened nearly a year ago?
Peter: [opens up a cereal box]
Peter: [grabs a bowl]
Peter: [opens up milk]
Peter: [pours milk into their hand]
Tony, watching from the side: Hey, uh, Peter-
Peter: No, no give me a sec. I know something is wrong. Just give me a sec, I’ll figure it out. Just wait a sec
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MJ: don’t you think that this is crazy
MJ: my heart is beating so fast right now
Peter: *blushes* why
MJ: there’s a spider on your shoulder
Peter: *freaks out*
Loki: You’re useless
Peter: I’m useless
Loki: wait, no, don’t say that. Who even told you that?, why the hell would you eve-
Y/N: I have very high standards I’d never date anyone clu-
Peter walking in tripping and falling face first on the ground: ah shit! Oh hey guys
Y/N pointing at Peter: I want him!
Steve: Try not to kill anyone on accident.
Bucky: I’m not an idiot, Steve. I know how to kill people on purpose.
Carol: How much did you spend on this date?
Y/N: $1400. But all of it’s on credit cards, so it’s like $5 a month for the next 2000 years.
Clint : Hey, do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Sam : You’re a hazard to the society
Bucky : and a coward. Do 20.
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Pietro: EAT DINNER
Carol: I DID
Pietro: CEREAL & ALCOHOL DOESN’T COUNT-
Y/N: YOU BETTER SHUT UP WHEN YOU TALK TO ME!
Bucky: OH YEAH?
Bucky: AND YOU BETTER CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME, BITCH!
Y/N: THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE, YOU STUPID SMART-ASS!
Bucky: THAT WAS ALSO A CONTRADICTORY STATEMENT!
Bucky: SO FUCK YOU! BITCH!
Steve: What is wrong with them?
Sam: At this point it’s better not to ask anymore.
Tony: You’re the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Pepper: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Tony: Absolutely not.
tony: kid what the hell are you doing
peter: human beyblades
ned: we spin in a circle as fast as possible and whoever crashes into a wall or each other first looses
tony: *hyperventilating* WHAT
Steve: We’ve come to take you back.
Bucky, living in the woods: It’s been a week!
Steve: Nobody knew where you were. And your phone was off.
Bucky: I texted Sam!
Sam: Wha- I’m sorry for not responding to, like, one text, Bucky!