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Junior: [gets shot]

Junior: Hit or miss, I guess they never miss huh?

Bucky:

Bucky: Shoot him again

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Snacks

Sam: Ok, does anyone want a snack before we start the movie?

Steve: Popcorn.

Bucky: Popcorn.

Y/N: Loki.

Sam, Steve, Bucky: What?

Y/N: Uh, I mean popcorn.

Sam: Ok then. Loki? You want anything?

Loki: (Y/n). And no, I did not mean to say popcorn. *suggestively wiggles eyebrows*

Sam, Steve, Bucky: *facepalms*

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Natasha: Do you want to go upstairs?

Bucky: Sure.

Natasha: Do you have protection?

*Bucky visibly scared*

Bucky: W-why? Who’s up there?

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Quill: Call an ambulance!

Quill: pointing at Ronan with the Power Stone in his hand But not for me!

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Peter: I know that real adults do multiple loads of laundry for different colored clothes, but I’ve never been putting all of my clothes in at the same time and I’m just saying nothing bad has happened yet.

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Peter: I guess I saved you from a boring existence.

May: Occasionally I miss boring.

Peter: Okay, so this demon sheriff-

May: I miss conversations that didn’t start with “demon sheriff”.

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Steve: You bought a taco?

Bucky: Yeah.

Steve: From the truck that hit Sam?

Bucky: Well me starving isn’t going to help him.

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𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐨𝐤𝐢'𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫 (𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞 #𝟏) ♡

peter: what did you say, sweetheart? when were you born?

y/n: uhm… on 18th june, why? *doesn’t even knows her birth-time*

peter: okay, but which year of 18th june?

y/n: *shaky voice* well, uhm…

thor: *walks in with a bag of chips* oh, my little granddaughter hasn’t been interested in her age since her 400th birthday, parker-boy!

peter: *almost chokes* wh-WHAT

y/n: *looking at thor with anger* that wasn’t supposed to happen, uncle thor!

peter: I-I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT YOU 400 YEARS BUT HOW– *faints*

y/n: oh my god, peter! *lifts peter’s arm*

thor: *taps y/n’ shoulder while walking by* don’t worry, child, he’s gonna get used to it.

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Gamora: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

Peter, taking off his headphones: What?

Gamora: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN’T MISS YOU

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Natasha: “Oh, man” is my go to when I’m disappointed.

Wanda: Why?

Natasha: Because men often disappoint me.

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Y/N: Steve, can I speak to you for a moment? In private?

Steve: Ooh, someone's in trouble.

Steve: It's me. I don't know why I did that.

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clint: why do you not believe ghosts are real?

bucky: i’ve never seen one

clint: okay i mean, there is a lot of things that you can’t see that are real

bucky: what can’t i see?

clint: you can’t see gravity, that’s real

bucky: yeah, i can drop an apple

clint:

clint: fuck

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Tony: Peter, can you multitask?

Peter: Yeah, I’m actually losing my mind and chillin’ at the same time.

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I mean, he wasn’t given any script 👀

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Pepper, watching the news: Some idiot tried to fight the giant squid at the aquarium.

Tony, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Harley: So I have invented a game.

Peter: Cool! What is it?

Harley: I call it the Alpaca or the Wife. I will quote Tony and you have to guess if he said it to Gerald or Pepper.

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Peter: Emotionally, I’m doing the laminated paper wobble sound.

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Happy: Peter! You okay?!

Peter: No, Happy! I got hit by a train!

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Tony: I wish someone wrote a poem about me

Steve: Roses are red, violets are blue

Tony: Aww Ste- -

Steve: Life is short and so are you

Tony: I hate you so much.

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*At the middle of the night*

Steve: Do you think pigeons have feelings?

Tony: I give you one more chance to shut the fuck up.

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