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slytherclaw2005 · a month ago
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Sylvie: Let’s play a game. 
Hunter B-15: Okay??
Sylvie: I’m calling it “Loki or Jet Ski”. I’m gonna tell you something Mobius said recently, and you have to decide if he said it to Loki, or to a jet ski.
Hunter B-15: ...okay….
Sylvie: Quote one. “I love you more than life itself.”
Hunter B-15: …shit…
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yelenacbelova · 9 months ago
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Y/N: Here's a fun idea: we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing the person we're caught underneath with, we have to FIGHT them.
Steve: No doll, we're not doing that.
Bucky, nodding: Mistlefoe.
Steve: Buck, DON'T encourage her-
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artedimichelangelo · 6 months ago
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Bucky: WHO ATE MY PLUMS?
Steve: Don’t look at me.
Bucky: SAM, WAS IT YOU?
Sam: *Looks at Y/N*
Y/N:
Sam: It was Y/N.
Y/N: SAM YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN´T TELL!
Bucky: Oh, it was you, baby? Were they good? Want some more?
Sam: This motherf-
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zemosimp05 · a month ago
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Loki: Do you have any crush Y/N?
Y/N: *blushing* Well there's this handsome sorcerer…
Loki: Strange?
Y/N: Sassy
Loki: Barton?
Y/N: Particularly clever
Loki: The angry doctor?
Y/N: Very talented for lying
Loki: Romanoff?
Y/N: With murder charges against him
Loki: Barnes?
Y/N: Talks like he's from another age
Loki: Captain almighty?
Y/N: From space…
Loki: My brother???
Y/N: Seriously! Loki! Are you kidding me?
Loki:….
Loki: nick fury?????
Y/N: *annoyedly* Oh you dumb bitch…yeah its fury…
Loki: Bu-but I thought you like me….
Y/N: I’M GONNA KILL YOU LOKI…
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stuckywthemarauders · 5 months ago
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Natasha: so what do you think?
Bucky: sorry I wasn’t listening but I strongly disagree with Sam
Steve:
Steve: he’s not even here
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the-emo-asgardian · 8 months ago
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Hugs
Y/N: Have you seen Loki?
Thor: No. Do you need something?
Y/N: Just a hug.
Thor: Well I can help with that.
Loki: *appearing out of literally nowhere and hugging you* Noooo.
Y/N: Christ, Loki. You scared me. Where did you even come from?
Loki: I felt a disturbance in the force. Thor was about to hug my little mortal.
Y/N: Has Peter been teaching you pop culture references again?
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super-marvel-dc · 6 months ago
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Loki: How was the meeting?
Y/N: I want to stab everyone.
Loki: Don't get blood on your clothes. We have dinner reservations at seven.
Y/N: I love you for enabling me.
Loki: Love you too.
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slytherclaw2005 · 3 months ago
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Walker: Bucky isn’t answering his phone.
Sam: I’ll call.
Walker: Lemar and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Bucky, answering on the first ring: Hello?
Sam: Hey did you get their calls?
Bucky: Whose?
Sam:
Sam: You blocked Walker didn’t you?
Bucky: First thing I did when he got my number.
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bixofmidgard · a month ago
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Mobius: I have made a useful asset to the TVA
Literally everyone else: you fucked up a perfectly good Loki is what you did. Look at it. It’s got anxiety.
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starkownsmyuwus · 6 months ago
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Bucky: I have a bad feeling about this
Steve: what do you mean?
Bucky: don't you get that little voice in your head that tells you when something will get you in trouble?
Steve: no?
Bucky: that explains so much actually
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slytherclaw2005 · 3 months ago
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Sam: *loses Bucky*
Sam: HAS ANYONE SEEN MY COWORKER?!?!
Sam: Metal arm, grumpy face, might be bisexual like me but we haven’t had the talk.
Sharon: Uh no-
Sam, digging through a bowl of plums: BUCKY ARE YOU IN THERE?!?!
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