Xavier: Erik! You have to be the better man and do good, don’t become what they all think you are already!
Tony: I’m alone and I love it!
Tony, .03 seconds later: *sobbing*
Interviewer: Now, Michael I want you to describe Split, but James’ character personalities. Starting with Barry.
James: Michael, they said to describe.
Interviewer: Uh, Hedwig?
James: He’s just a child-
Michael: Egg that used a grey highlighter for hair.
Interviewer: Ouch, hmm, Kevin–
Michael, standing up and leaving the room: They have the same hair cut, they are ALL FUCKING EGGS.
James, yelling: A SCOTTISH EGG THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Bruce: Since you all refuse to see a real doctor, I’m just gonna have to do it. Peter, how are you feeling?
Peter: I’M SUPER, THANKS FOR ASKING! ALL THINGS CONSIDERED I COULDN’T BE BETTER I’M OK!!!
Peter: *Grins painfully*
Bruce: I’ve changed my mind.
Charles: Can I see you in my office?
Thor, holds a laugh while putting on large piece of green cloth: You can try.
I don’t know who orginally created this but they are a pure genius
A very curious Thor and an equally intrigued Hela visiting the newest member of their family.
Erik: I want to beat you, Jean.
Charles, wheeling past the open door: Billie Jean is not my lover.
Erik, yelling: IN SPACE INVADERS!
Erik, on ground level with Scott: Scott-
Charles, using a megaphone from the highest window of the school: Scotty doesn’t know!
Charles, moving his arms around: Peal the avocado.. Peal the avocado, peal the avocaaaaaaado- guacamole, guac, guac-amole
Me:mom can we get thor?
Mom:No,we have thor at home
Thor at home:
Avengers: you can’t run a mutant hero group that’s illegal!