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Interviewer: Now, Michael I want you to describe Split, but James’ character personalities. Starting with Barry.

Michael: Egg.

Interviewer: Patricia?

Michael: Egg.

James: Michael, they said to describe.

Interviewer: Uh, Hedwig?

Michael:

James: He’s just a child-

Michael: Egg that used a grey highlighter for hair.

Interviewer: Ouch, hmm, Kevin–

Michael, standing up and leaving the room: They have the same hair cut, they are ALL FUCKING EGGS.

James, yelling: A SCOTTISH EGG THANK YOU VERY MUCH

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Bruce: Since you all refuse to see a real doctor, I’m just gonna have to do it. Peter, how are you feeling?


Peter: I’M SUPER, THANKS FOR ASKING! ALL THINGS CONSIDERED I COULDN’T BE BETTER I’M OK!!!


Bruce: ….


Peter: *Grins painfully*


Bruce: I’ve changed my mind.

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Erik: I want to beat you, Jean.

Charles, wheeling past the open door: Billie Jean is not my lover.

Jean:

Erik, yelling: IN SPACE INVADERS!



Erik, on ground level with Scott: Scott-

Charles, using a megaphone from the highest window of the school: Scotty doesn’t know!



Erik: Char-

Charles, moving his arms around: Peal the avocado.. Peal the avocado, peal the avocaaaaaaado- guacamole, guac, guac-amole

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