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lexnierg · 1 month
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My fav Natasha plothole in the mcu
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So, Natasha was born 1984 and was a part of the KGB, which dissolved in December 1991. Meaning, Natasha was a child when she worked for the KGB.
(Imagine 5 years old Natasha killing people for the USSR.)
But that did not happen because canonically Natasha joined the KGB AFTER her training in the Red Room. (it'd make a lot of sense if Natasha was trained to kill and spy and then joined the KGB)
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But THIS is how Natasha looked like when she was graduating the Red Room. What a strange way to portray a literal child, right?
MCU writers: "Natasha was an adult when she joined the KGB. It was after her training in the Red Room."
Natasha being 7 when the Soviet Union (+ the KGB) dissolved and an adult in the 2000s. (she turned 18 in 2002)
So either, the KGB existed longer than it did in our universe or the writers fucked up (I believe it's the second one)
Like, mcu writers can create entire an franchise but fail at simple maths?
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fictional-darlings · 1 year
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N'amors name meaning "El niño sin amor" just makes me wanna call him mi amor and show him what it feels like to be loved ❤️😩
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ravenromanova · 5 days
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i’m really about to boycott marvel. WTF DO YOU MEAN BUCKY ISNT IN THE NEW CAPTAIN AMERICA?! how tf are you gonna make a captain america movie and NOT have his best friend? AND NOT TO MENTION BUCKY MIGHT DIE IN THUNDERBOLTS! And the original script for thunderbolts had all the characters dying in the end! WHY IS MARVEL RUNING SHIT? i swear to gods if he dies/ isn’t in the new cap movie im NEVER watching another marvel movie as long as i live. I have no hope for any characters that died coming back. I’ve come to the conclusion that we are never going to see Nat,Wanda,Tony, Steve or Loki ever again. Marvel is really pissing me the fuck off with their decisions lately.
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peach-fiz · 4 months
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Wandavision was racist as hell and the writing of Wanda in it in particular is racist, antisemitic, and ableist. They turned surviving a racist hate crime in the comics into being obsessed with racist American sitcoms for some reason. I don’t care how bad Loki was anything is better than that crime against humanity 🙏
Loki(2021) did actually have some weird like undertones, I believe. Like they introduce all of these bipoc characters and literally all of them are villains. Kang, Ravonna, Hunter B-15 for at least most of season 1. They also slightly mention Loki being bi to get praise and money from the queer community only to force him into a romantic relationship with a female version of himself from an alternate timeline
And it's even weirder when Loki is also confirmed to be genderfluid through the show but in the same season they make a joke ab how a female Loki is rare and terrifying. Like mf that was you Tuesday.
And I'm not at all trying to discredit your opinion on Wandavision because I also have major issues with how they've adapted her for the screen, but Wandavision isn't about praising old American sitcoms
The reason she loves them is because they were a comfort to her after she had lost everything. It's more ab healing from trauma via nostalgia which is very relatable to audiences. Also I would love to hear your opinion on how it's ableist if you wouldn't mind sending another ask explaining!!
(Also just last thing but if we're talking about mischaracterization Multiverse of Madness was SO much worse than Wandavision imo and was written by the guy who wrote Loki)
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glassdecanters · 10 months
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petition for superhero movies to start acknowledging their character’s trauma more.
and not just “bruce wayne’s parents died” or “ben parker died”
i’m talking about their superhero trauma.  acknowledge dick grayson’s parental role over the rest of the robins. mcu peter parker’s inferiority regarding literally everyone around him. talk about bruce’s trauma with the joker. 
i want to see scenes of them waking up in a cold sweat over something we’ve never seen them fret over before. i want to see dick grayson nearly murdering some random street thug in a fight because he got caught in a flashback. i want to see damian wayne snap at a female figure in his life when they say words his mother said to him often. i want actual trauma responses showcased through these people. i want to see miles and peter bond over how literally terrifying rhino is. i want to see alfred acknowledge how dick was a parent that none of the robins had. i want to see dick’s loss of jason showcased, his grief and guilt. 
i want it to be raw and realistic. i want more than just their commonly known things to be explored.
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marveliciousloki · 5 months
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Loki: can I have just one thing?
MCU: Sure! What is it?
Loki: People who love me
MCU: how about we make you suffer over and over submitting you to constant isolation instead?
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jellyfishheartsss · 4 months
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MARVEL IS TRYING TO KILL ME
OKAY SO I FINALLY WATCHED LOKI EPISODE 6 AND AHHHHHHHHHH
SO LIKE FIRST OFF MARVEL DECIDED IN INFINITY WAR KILL LOKI BASICALLY ALL OF ASGARD VISION AMD THEN HALF OF THE WORLD. WE GO TO ENDGAME AND THEN WE GET HALF THE WORLD BACK BUT THEN TONY AND NAT DIE AND THEN CAP DIES. THE SPIDERMAN MOVIE AUNT MAY DIED. DR STRANGE M.O.M WANDA DIES. OH AND WE CANT FORGET QUICKSILVER WHO DIED IN AGE OF ULTRON AND HER KIDS IN WANDAVISON. AND AGENT HILL DIES IN SECRET INVASION. A MAJOR CHARTER IS GOING TO DIE IN THE NEW CAP MOVIE IM GOING TO DIE IF IT IS BUCKY. BUT LIKE JAHDJSJDKEJSNE AND HIDDLESTONS CONTRACT HAS ENDED AND I CANT DKWJEKE LOKI IS LITERALLY HOLDING THE MULTIVERSE TOGETHER
I CANT IM GOING INSANE
MARVEL IS GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME
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pinkstrawbubberries · 9 months
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I wasn’t ready to watch secret invasion yet but now that EVERYONE HAS SPOILED THE SHOW FOR ME I feel like I have to watch it now. Haven’t even seen the show and I’m already upset about it, mother FUCK. WHY ALL MY FAVORITE LADIES, WHY?! I swear to god they better not fuck with Wanda or I will loose my absolute fucking SHIT. Every last marble will be lost. Why does everyone I love DIE!?!
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timothykaplans-backup · 8 months
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I got… those pages of the Hellfire Gala shown to me, my curiosity won over my better judgment cause I shouldn’t have looked. It was so fucking disgusting. on Apokolips War level.
I wouldn’t have as much of a problem with the deaths if they weren’t so fucking graphic. I do NOT want to see that in my comics, and I do NOT want to see some of my all time favourite characters get ripped apart, their guts flying around, or one getting melted from the inside. Just as they’re believed to be promoted to a main book. I know two are getting books in Fall of X, but mutilating a team of diverse heroes like that is fucking heinous.
Why can’t Orchis just fuck off, why can’t the X-Office or Marvel Editorial just leave the mutants in peace, that’s all I want. Until then, back to my AU where I can achieve that.
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fandom-rants · 2 years
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Wanda Maximoff is the quintessential model of performative goodness. She is selfish; every decision she makes, every action she takes, is for herself. In the process, she gets countless people hurt or killed. Afterward, she shows some likely very real distress over the fallout, might even attempt to fix the action that caused the harm in the first place... and then sits and waits for people to forgive and accept her. And then gets upset and angry if they don't.
She makes no efforts to change her ways or her attitude. She never tries to change herself. It's always the world that needs to change for her.
That's a villain right there, ladies and gentlemen. It's as simple as that.
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tidemoonchild · 3 months
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Me: I should write more stuff about Maggie, her mother and their relationship...
Also me: *has her drafts full of headcanons about Hank and Maggie*
What should I say? I just love them and their relationship together. Hank and his dad vibes are killing me. He would be such a good father to his kids! And it's so sad that we barely see any good father child relationships especially in marvel. Yeah i know we barely see any kind of parent child relationships because most of the time they're dead or whatever but with fathers it's even less. Like i can think of more sweet mother child relationships than father child relationships. (Talking mostly about the mcu cause i have barely read any comics yet but still)
The only good fathers I can think of from the top of my head are: Tony, Clint, Scott, Drax, Kamala's dad, Cassie's stepdad and T'Chaka that's it. Some would say Odin but tbh I don't think of him as a good dad especially if you think of Loki and Hela.
But mother child relationships? We got kamala's mom, Pepper, Frigga, Ramonad, Maria, Wanda, Laura Barton, Janet Van Dyne, Meredith Quill, Ying Li, Melina Vosokoff, the mom of Cassie Lang, Tony's mom, Nakia. Even Kate's mom. I know she did very bad things but you can't deny she was a good mother to Kate. I also read a little about Jubilee as mother. Not to forget aunt May! I know she's actually the aunt but she still stepped up as peter's mother and literally raised him, so I let this count.
The most father child realtionship were mostly shitty and/or absent in one way or another... And those good ones we do have are mostly cut short and they were never really able to be the dad they could have been. I mean Tony? Died when Morgan was like 4. Scott? Prison and then gone for 5 years. Drax? His child was killed and even if he would have been a good dad we never saw his relationship with his daughter not even in flashbacks or whatever. Also comic Kurt could have been such an amazing dad. But nooooo, Marvel said let's not do that and take his child away. So all we have left are Clint, Kamala's dad and T'Chaka. That's really sad.
And that's why most of the time I focus more on the father child relationships in my headcanons and stories. Because the males of marvel deserve to also be shown as good dads!
I don't care what anyone says but a good father is just as important to a child and this whole bad!dad trope is getting so annoying. Dads deserve to be shown as the good ones too! And kids deserve to have a good father in their lives.
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lexnierg · 2 months
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Some things about Comic!Natasha Romanoff I think often about
How Natasha thought for YEARS that she was a ballerina with the Bolshoi theatre only to find out it was all a lie
Her marriage / relationship with Nikolai (+ Rose)
How she went from "one in 28 Black Widow Agents" to "the last remaining Black Widow"
Black Widow: No Restraints Play (the whole comic. Everything about this comic is perfect.)
Sally Anne and Natasha's mother-daughter relationship
Rosie and Natasha
How people believed that Black Widow was only Cold War Propaganda and that she isn't real
The implication she might be a descendant of the House of Romanov
Her relationship w/ Bucky
Her relationship friendship w/ Marina
Her brothers (idc about the retcon) and basically her whole entire bio!family
"The Red Death" "The Slavic Shadow"
Her revenge when her sisters got murdered -> her psychopathic side, I need more of it, not less
There's more but those are the main points
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Okay, I have more stuffs to say about this stupid scene. I didn't know less than 1 min of a trailer could annoy me so much (and makes me scared about this movie), but here we are.
So, Thor in front of Zeus. First, is this suppose to be Zeus in front of an audience as the king of the gods? Because, where is Hera? Maybe it's Marvel's interpretation I don't know sh*t about, but how can Zeus appear as the king without his queen, and how the f*ck would Hera be okay with his company???? We're talking about Hera, here! She's known for trying to kill her husband's lovers! But I think I know why, which lead to my second point...
This scene is objectifying everyone, and I hate. Call it equality, I just hate seeing it. Zeus is this All-mighty God, and how to demonstrate that? With a bunch of women being his b*tches! Women are trophies, yeah! Like, those characters are just that, women who love Zeus and are here to show how cool he is, because that's how you know a guy is successful, to how many b*tches he has! My point is Zeus has no reason to not have his murderous wife by his side during a public audience, unless it was decided it would be more "powerful" and "interesting" to have the king of the Gods surrounded by lustful women (It does seem to me as a demonstration of his power, because of the way the scene is, with the audience, and not a scene to show how much of a f*ckboy he is, like the scenes in Iron Man with Tony Stark, who were private discussion. I'm bad with words, I don't know how to explain it, but the atmosphere is different) And Thor being forced to be naked without his consent, and heavily sexualize by Zeus' company who collapse, so everyone gets the luck to be a sexual object and not a human being with feelings and thoughts! Great!
I might be going too far, but I'm sex-repulsed so any kind of innuendos makes me uncomfortable, and that's scene is nothing but sexual, and for what? It's not funny, it's uncomfortable.
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ravenromanova · 3 months
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i swear if i see one more person shit talk the black widow movie i’m going to lose my fucking mind. Boohoo Natasha and Yelena were sisters in the movie and not the comics. IT MADE IT BETTER. I can’t stand people that feel like the movies HAVE to be accurate to the comics. People are starting to pick apart all the newer marvel movies and i don’t understand. How can you call yourself a fan but shit on everything? I know i’ve ranted about this before but it’s seriously starting to piss me off and make me not wanna associate with the fandom anymore.
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glorious-idiocy · 11 months
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I would pay untold amounts of money (money i don’t have, but anyway) to see all of Marvel remade with a cohesive, sustainable plot that actually makes sense.
With all the same characters except for the ones that are pretty much just duplicates(looking at you she-hulk and ms. Marvel)
Marvel right now honestly feels like a pre-school art project where 20 different kids were told to draw a flower for a mural, Then 10 of them copied the others and 5 of them didn’t even color it.
It’s a mismatched, nonsensical mess and you have to watch nearly 40 movies and several hour long series to understand it even somewhat.
It’s way too convoluted, and I’m saying that even though I love the current MCU with all my heart.
Oh and also, they really need to do something about the representation, because even if they have more with recent series+movies, it feels *ridiculously* forced.
Everyone can see they’re just doing it because they *have to* and goddd it gets on my nerves
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webonchin · 3 months
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If dooming myself with being a cablepool fan on 2024 wasn't enough for me I think getting hyperfixed on fantomex would surely mark my end
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