I hate it when this happens
Logan: I’ve decided I’m gonna adopt
Rogue: Really? That’s grea–
Logan: *slams down adoption papers* It’s you. Sign here
Cyclops: Did you have to stab him?
Wolverine: You weren’t there, you didn’t hear what he said to me.
Cyclops: What’d he say?
Wolverine: “What’re you gonna do, stab me?”
Cyclops: You know what, that’s fair.
“Many are the good men who can resist murder, theft, and cruelty. But a touch of greed? A bit of laziness? These are the seeds of the ruination that can bring down the best of men.”
-Mephisto, “Daredevil Vol. 1 #278”
Peter: *brews instant coffee with monster instead of water and downs 3 pots in an hour* I’m going to die.
Bruce: Is Pete okay?
Tony: He drank an excessive amount of juiced caffeine and now his healing factor is trying to counteract the effects. I’m pretty sure he’s ascended to the astral realm.
Queen Shuri in Marvel Realm of Champions. Coming soon on iOS and Android!
So apparently when you have a super powerful and potentially dangerous offspring the best thing to do in this situation is lock them up or mentally repressed their powers and hope for the best…