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incorrect-wandanat · 4 months

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Wanda: I can’t believe we’re stuck in this elevator.

Nat: Can anyone hear us?! Hello?!?

Wanda: You’re just yelling? Why not use those arms and rip the doors open?

Nat: It’s not a safe idea until I know what we’re dealing with.

Wanda: So you’re telling me those bazookas are just for show?!?

Nat:

Nat: Okay, I know you’re scared, but they’re called biceps and I’m seriously turned on right now-

#source: b99 #kind of #source: brooklyn 99 #source: brooklyn nine nine #natasha romanoff #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect natasha romanoff #incorrect mcu quotes #wanda maximoff #incorrect wanda maximoff #wandanat #incorrect wandanat #wanda x natasha

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stuckysnightmareqt · 9 months

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Bucky, holding Y/N in his arms: I’ve only had Y/N for a day and a half but if anything were to happen to them i’d kill everyone in this room and then myself

#avengers #marvel mcu #mcu incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #avengers x reader #mcu #buckybarnes #bucky barnes x reader #bucky x reader #winter soldier #sebastian stan #b99 #brooklyn 99

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thelonewriters-fic-central · 11 months

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Kate: So how’s being roommates with Yelena

Flashback to the night before

Yelena gives you a slice of cake she made

Y/N takes a bite and gags a little

Y/N: Why is it spicy

She frowns Yelena: Do you not like it?

Y/N forcefully inhales the whole slice of cake: No *coughs* it’s great

Yelena: Great now try these brownies :3

End of flash back

Bonus

Y/N: Uh it’s going great. Do you by chance want a spicy cupcake?

Kate:uh no

Y/N: please I don’t know how much more spicy baked goods I can eat

#marvel incorrect quotes #kate bishop #kate bishop x reader #yelena belova x reader #marvel #yelena belova #b99 reference

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claire7491 · 1 year

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Y/n: what? no phones?!

Wong: this is the sanctum. no internet.

Y/n: what am I supposed to do to pass the time?

Wong: you could learn a foreign language

Y/n: go to hell.

Stephen: hey, the "no internet" rule shocked me too. I wanted to do research on my new book.

Y/n: ...

(btw, my tiktok user is claire7491_. I do edits and stuff so please follow me there for more consistent content)

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frostedfaves · 10 months

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I kinda wanna start a discord server 😭 it would be a place where we could discuss fics/writing, fav characters, video games and everything else really. 18+ only of course because even if there’s no nsfw things posted there I still wanna keep minors safe and make sure everyone’s comfy there. if there are at least 15 people here (or on tumblr in general) that are interested I’ll start it up. what do we think??

update: you can join here if you haven’t already!

#avengers x reader #marvel x reader #b99 x reader #natasha romanoff x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #kate bishop x reader #yelena belova #monica rambeau #carol danvers #rosa diaz x reader #wandanat x reader #amy santiago x reader #maria hill imagine

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zinnie-zoloft · 1 year

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The idea that Kurt Wagner would be homophobic is ridiculous, that dude would be an OVER enthusiastic ally

#you will feel accepted and he’ll make damn sure of it whether you like it or not #he talks to his bisexual friends like terry talks to rosa in b99 he is trying his best #kurt wagner #nightcrawler #x men #xmen #marvel

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audhd-nightwing · 2 years

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ships that have the same energy

lumax

percabeth

chidi & eleanor

jake & amy

timsteph

peter parker & gwen stacy

sokka & suki

amy & rory pond

huntlow

scott lang & hope pym

#ships #lumax #percabeth #the good place #chidi and eleanor #b99 #jake and amy #timsteph #dc comics #peter and gwen #tasm #atla #sokka x suki #doctor who #amy and rory #the owl house #huntlow #marvel #scott lang x hope pym

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melminli · 1 year

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This Can Go On All Day

pairing: peter parker x gn reader

synopsis - who does the best impression of captain america?

Your hands were currently digging in the candy drawer while Peter sat on the kitchen counter, scrolling on his phone. Your eyebrows furrowed slightly as you couldn't find anything decent that was to your taste. "Why the hell is there only sour shit?" you asked angrily, grabbing a pack of sour patches and leaning your arm on the marble counter. A funny thought suddenly crossed your mind as you looked at the bag and let your mind wander. "Hey, Pete." you exclaimed, drawing his attention to you.

His eyes looked from his screen to you. "Hm?" he groaned and saw you holding the package of gummy bears in front of his eyes.

"You think Steve would die if he ate one of these?"

Peter let out a small laugh before looking back down at his phone. "Yeah, sure. The strongest man in the world dies because of sour patches."

You tried to get his attention again. "Just listen to me for a second. I know he doesn't like sweet things, and I've never seen him eat anything sour. Plus, there were no sour candies in his childhood, I think, probably. So his taste buds would be pulverized." you came to the conclusion.

He thought about it for a second. "I mean, he's not a Neanderthal or anything, and it's not like he lived hundreds of years ago. I'm pretty sure he still has the ability to taste sour. Besides, sour patches aren't really sour if we're being honest."

"Good point." you conceded, letting Peter think that the discussion was over. "But how would he react. I mean, his standards of sour should be on a whole different level than ours. He probably perceives it very differently than we do." You said as another thought crossed your mind. "Unless his taste buds were also enhanced when he was in the lab, and that could mean that he would be immune against sour candy, which would invalidate my first theory. I mean kinda since he would indeed perceive it differently, though that would be the opposite of what i meant to say." You shrugged it off. "But let's just forget that possibility for a second."

"Right... I never thought of that." Said Peter, knowing what you were getting at. His hands reached for the package in your hands and took out a red sour patch. He tried to put on a deeper voice. "What are these little males?" he asked as if he'd never seen it before in his life as he carefully sniffed it. "And that's what people eat these days? What's it made of anyway?"

You laughed softly. "Okay Steve wouldn't react like some grandpa." you saw Peter raise his eyebrows at that like he was challenging you and you gave in pretty quickly as you thought about it for another second. "Okay I didn't say anything." You thought about his question for a second. "I want to believe it's from fruits but I'm just lying to myself with that. So some kind of chemistry probably."

You watched Peter try to keep his disgust subtle and fail miserably at it. You had to grin at his acting. "Hey, you're no less chemical than those sour patches." You exclaimed, snatching the bag from his hand in a huff.

"Everything in this world is chemistry. I don't understand why you use it in a negative context." Spoke peter and slipped out of his role.

You rolled your eyes. "Welcome back." You said and rummaged for the blue ones in the bag because the blue ones were the best.

A new voice responded. "Hey kids, what are you up to?" asked Tony as he entered the room with Bruce and immediately began to operate the coffee machine.

"Nothing really. We were just wondering how Steve would react to sour candy." you replied, impassively holding out the bag to Tony. "Any suggestions?"

He looked first at your hand and then at you before taking out a sour patch and you waited anxiously to see what reaction he would present.

After the first second, he spoke up. "My goodness. That's disgusting. What the hell is that? Without even starting the show yet."

Your shoulders slump in annoyance. "The peasants' meal is not to thee liking? Tony, I'm a little offended."

Peter nodded.

This time Tony rolled his eyes. "Yeah yeah. Steve would probably be dead the second that thing touched his tongue. I don't know what you guys expect me to do."

"Some simple human decency would be nice." You turned your head to Bruce and held out the bag to him, whereupon he just shook his hand in front of him. "I'm not really good at this stuff."

"It's not about being good. It's about assumptions, man. Don't you do this all the time as scientists." You sighed in disappointment as you rolled your eyes.

"Well, let's see your reaction then." Tony prompted. He was pretty sure it was something absurd that would be far from reality.

You just returned his look self-consciously and took a gummy bear from the bag. "What is this strange consistency." You asked yourself in character as you test squeezed the gummy between your fingers a few times before putting it in your mouth. "Oh?" you expressed in confusion at first as your face contorted in a very strange way. "Oh! OH!" you finally exclaimed jokingly as you shook your head and slammed your fist down on the table. You then finally looked up with a serious expression after chuckling down the sour patch and straightened up as if nothing had happened when you met the judgmental stares of the others. "That was an... interesting experience."

Tony just raised an eyebrow as he took a sip of his coffee. "Yeah. definitely not."

Before you could defend yourself, the star of the day showed up. "Hey guys." Steve greeted you and at that moment, Peter's and your eyes met before you nodded to each other.

"Hey Steve, you want to try some of this new candy I bought the other day?"

Steve frowned a little as he watched the package. "I don't really like candy, but thanks for asking." he politely declined and was about to take something cold to drink from the fridge when Tony plucked the yellow bag from your hand and offered it to him. "Take one and eat it." He demanded.

Blue eyes looked around the room in confusion and Steve felt a little strange under the stares. "Oh. Okay then." he replied forcedly, taking a sour patch from the bag.

You wish you had your phone with you to film this.

"What a strange consistency." Steve expressed as he crushed the gummy bear between his fingers.

One hand clenched your mouth to hide your shock as Peter's eyes widened.

Then it finally happened. "Oh!" Steve expressed as his face contorted in a very funny way. "Oh! OH!" he finally exclaimed as if he had discovered a new miracle. After laughing it off, he looked up again with a serious expression as if nothing had happened. "That was an...interesting experience. You didn't tell me that it was something sour. I was expecting something completely different."

You slammed your hands on the table. "I knew it. Take that, you suckers!"

#avengers x reader #the avengers #mcu fic #marvel #peter parker x reader #peter parker #b99 imagine #x reader #avengers imagine #funny prompts #drabble

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randomperson007123 · 2 years

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Presenting, my last three brain cells 🎉:

#marvel #b99 #jake peralta #chidi anagonye #yelena belova #yelena x you #eleanor x chidi #brooklyn 99 #the good place #chidi #jake #yelena

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deadghost12345 · 1 month

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I need a fanfic crossover between Brooklyn Nine Nine and the Avengers

Where y/n is a detective with the 99 but is also connected to the Avengers in some way

Weather she’s the daughter or sister of somebody or she’s got powers/abilities of her own and is/was just part of the team

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fandomnerd9602 · 1 year

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amy Santiago x male Spiderman reader

Amy discover her boyfriend is spiderman, injured after he save her, she take care of him

Amy: are you kidding me? You're Spider-Man and you injured yourself in combat?!?

Y/N: It's nothing serious, baby

Amy: oh really? Name three supervillains that you personally defeated this month.

Y/N: Green Goblin 1, Green Goblin 2, and Green Goblin 3

Amy: I set the bar too low, that one's on me

Y/N: baby can you patch me up?

Amy: one order of bactine, bandages, and one very intense cuddle session coming right up!

#marvel #marvel crossover #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #amy santiago #amy x reader #amy santiago imagine #spider-man #spider man reader #spiderverse #melissa fumero #mcu #marvel imagine #marvel incorrect quotes #brooklyn nine nine imagine

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inhale-fandoms-exhale-asdfghjkl · 11 months

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mrs maisel series finale moodboard (b99 version)

#how y’all doing?#I’m still in denial about Lenny dying because they didn’t confirm or deny #so in my mind he is alive and well in the maisel universe #b99 really has a gif for any scenario don’t it?#why am I shocked that most of these ended up being holt scenes?#the marvelous mrs maisel #midge x lenny #Lenny Bruce

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domxmarvel · 1 year

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Winter bingo (Closed)

please check my Guidelines & who i write for before sending a request. You are allowed to combine slots (Maximum 3 per fic)

Crossed out=taken

B

1 staying in all day

2 cuddling

3 snow

snowglobe + hot chocolate + gingerbread Amao Odayaka x Female!Reader

I

1 sick

3 proposal +fireplace + present Momo Yaoyorozu x Female!Reader

4 milk and cookies

5 first Christmas together + Christmas tree + snowman Loid x Female!Reader x Yor

N

3 new years kiss+midnight Malleus Draconia x Gender neutral!Reader

4 stormed in Joe/Kojiro x Female!Reader x Cherry/Kaoru (Matchablossom x Female!Reader)

G

1 ice skating Rayla x Female!Reader

3 fireworks

4 matching pajamas

5 mistletoe Joe/Kojiro x Female!Reader x Cherry/Kaoru (Matchablossom x Female!Reader)

O

1 blackout

2 fake dating for a family event

4 Phonophobia*

5 snowball fight

*fear of loud noises

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what-is-going-on-inside-my-head · 2 years

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After a little bit strange conversation with old Steve, Sam closely looked at the shield and noticed a small note:

"You are Captain America now, so you should follow some rules:

1. Watch over Tony's kids (Morgan, Peter, Harley, Nebula). And Pepper.

2. Watch over Bucky (He is your mate)

3. Watch your language"

#And Sam just WHYYYY like Terry Crews from B99 #Sam Wilson #Steve Rogers #Peter Parker #Morgan Stark #Harley Keener #Nebula #Tony Stark #Bucky Barnes #Steve x Bucky #Steve x Sam #Steve x Tony #Sam x Bucky #Marvel #stony #cause i love them

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comfortcaroljess · 11 months

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Jessica: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Carol: Aren't you forgetting something?

Jessica: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Carol's forehead before running out.*

Carol: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

#credit: b99 #caroljess #jessica drew #carol danvers #captain marvel #spider woman #marvel #spider-woman #marvel comics #avengers #carol danvers x jessica drew #incorrect quotes

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frostedfaves · 10 months

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hey everyone! just wanted to update whoever’s interested that the discord is up and running, and you can join here! 18+ ONLY as always and please read all rules and select your roles before continuing any further into the server and be nice pls. thank you to everyone who decides to join 🫶🏾

tagging since you reblogged 🥺: @imdoingsortagay @cthulhus-curse @laceybarbedwire

#avengers x reader #marvel x reader #marvel imagine #wanda maximoff x reader #natasha romanoff x reader #kate bishop x reader #monica rambeau x reader #yelena belova #maria hill x reader #carol danvers x reader #mcu x reader #wandanat x reader #natasha romanoff x wanda maximoff #b99 x reader #rosa diaz x reader #amy santiago x reader

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