Howard Stark: *shows up at shield base*
Tony’s braincell #2: Oh fuck oh shit oh no-
Tony’s braincell #1: don’t panic! Maybe he didn’t see us! Quick let’s leave the other way!
Howard Stark: Hey! Have you seen Dr. Zola?
Tony’s braincell #3: HE SAW US, WHAT DO WE DO NOW????
#1: okay uh let’s act like we belong here!
Howard: Hey, what’s your name?
#2: Ooh my god!
#3: WE’RE GONNA DIE!!! WE’RE GONNA DIE IN THE 70’S!!
#1: Stop! Fucking! Panicking! I have to think of something!!
#2, rocking back and forth: Oh my, oh god, oh no-
#3, running around: THIS IS BAD, THIS IS SO BAD, THIS IS HORRIBLE!
#1, sweating: aaaah, I can’t think of anything! Oh god he’s staring at us, okay okay, it’s dumb but I know something!
Tony: …………………… Howard.
#2: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!???!
#1: I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA!!!
#2: LOOK HOW HE’S STARING AT US, HE’S NOT BUYING IT!!!
#3: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIEEEE!!!
Howard Stark: huh, well I’m gonna remember that one-
#1: puh! That one was close!
#2, patting #1’s shoulder: good job bro, well done!
#3, lying on the floor: yay, we’re not dying today!
Howard Stark: - what about your last name?
#1, 2 and 3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!