#marvel's eternnals

[eternal-goddess-of-war]

Thena: If I run and leap at Gilgamesh, he will almost certainly catch me.

Gilgamesh: *walks in with a pot of tea*

Thena: COMING IN!

Gilgamesh: NO! I'M HOLDING TEA! *drops tea on the floor and catches Thena*

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[eternal-goddess-of-war]

Ikaris: Thena, no

Thena: Thena, yes

Ajak: Thena, no

Thena: Thena, maybe

Gilgamesh: Thena, no

Thena: Thena, no

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[eternal-goddess-of-war]

Nobody has the right to look this amused (and hot) while being pinned to a wall.

No one

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[eternal-goddess-of-war]

Headcanon:

Thena offered to teach the Thinkers how to use handheld weapons, in case they needed to defend themselves if they were ever ambushed in whatever city they lived in at the time.

Ajak declined, because she had faith in the fighters and said that, since Thena was almost always out on patrol (because she didn't come to cower behind walls), would not let an ambush happen.

Phastos declined because because he would rather rely in the weapons he could make himself.

Druig declined as well, because he said he would rather make sure that the humans remained calm and would stay out of the way of the fighters, since he would finally be allowed to do something.

Sersi accepted, after some careful consideration, but was almost always late for training and didn't learn much.

Sprite accepted too and actually learned something. She soon figured out she was quite good with a dagger, since she was quick and her illusions allowed her to come close to her target.

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[eternal-goddess-of-war]

Thena: Deadly, fashionable

(And occasionally very fucking precious. Like I wanna wrap her in a blanket but she'd kill me)

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[eternal-goddess-of-war]

I can't be the only one bothered by Sersi turning this knife into gold right?

I mean, gold is a pretty weak metal... so why? Why gold? Even silver is stronger, Sersi! What were you thinking?

Please tell me I'm not the only one who's a little bothered by this

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[eternal-goddess-of-war]

These posters are AWESOME and I need this movie like yesterday

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