tony: harley...
harley: oh no, harley in b flat.
harley: You're disappointed.
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Peter : I dare you to kiss the next person that enters the room
Bucky : I'm not kissing anybo-
Steve : *walks in*
Bucky :
Bucky : A dare is a dare so-
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Nat: wait why is Tony standing on the table?
Steve: oh he likes to be tall
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Natasha to Tony: we’re trying to teach Steve Spanish but he’s terrible at it
Steve: Lo sientio. Estoy embarazada
Peter: you just told us you’re pregnant
Tony: congratulations you’re glowing
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Stephen: i love you
Tony: please don’t do that to yourself..
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Peter: *dabs*
Mantis: what is that?
Peter: what, this? *dabs again*
Mantis: yeah
Peter: oh, it’s um... a gesture humans use when they’re happy about something
Mantis: oh, ok
LATER
Gamora: so, we’re going to go in about an hour
Mantis: *dabs*
Peter: *starts scream-laughing from across the room*
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Walking into a Marvel movie:
Me: ok, just remember, they're just fictional characters. You don't know them, you aren't friends with them. They are fictional!!!!
Walking out of the movie theater:
Me: *literally sobbing* oH mY gOOOODDDddd!!!!! mY poOOR BABIes are sUFFERINGGGG NOOOOOOO!!!!
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Thor: brother!
Loki: new phone, who dis?
Thor: Loki, you cant do that in real life!
Loki:
Thor: it’s me, Thor!
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Steve looks so done with tony here I’m crying-
Tony: and that, Steve, is why I need to buy an island right now.
Steve:
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peter trying to kill gamora in infinity war is just as sad as everything else y’all give credit for
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Tony : Falling off a building is better than getting hit by a train
Peter, scrunching his nose : is it though?
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what
i still don’t know how to use tumblr
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Me when I found out endgame beat avatar
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Tony: why is Happy mad?
Peter: well, he told me I should stop singing “I’m a believer” or he’d kill me
Peter: I thought he was kidding
Peter: but then I saw his face
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Stephen: what should we have for dinner?
Tony: probably each other’s ass. *licks his lower lip sexily*
Wong:
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