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muppetebbtide · 16 days
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discworld dashboard simulator
❓ ankhmorporkpolls
🧙🏻 blackalisstan
This is like that tsortian guy who had to pick between goddesses and started a war and then died. Or like paying the assassin's guild to kill you
🔪 treefroghousealumni follow
*inhume
🧙🏻 blackalisstan
piss off you posh knob
🍴 priestessofanoia
tbf I don't think the watch is wasting its time on this blue hellsite so ur probably safe there. the POSTMASTER however...
#sometimes I think only bloody stupid johnson could have come up with this fucking site
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🪻watchofficial follow
ALL'S WELL!
🍴 priestessofanoia
nvm lmao 😭
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☕ klatchmeifyoucan follow
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#ppl on here are actually sooooo ankh morpork centric it's insane #'EVERYONE knows webblethorpe the unconscious' who??? why the fuck should I??? #like HELLO there's other places on the disc? #and klatch is NICER like omg
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unseenuniconfessions reblogged:
🦧 unseenuniversitylibrary
Ook
#SO TRUE KING
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Anonymous asked:
Is lord vetinari gay
🪄ramtopswitches answered:
Why would you ask us, a ramtops witches blog, this
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🔮 uucompetitiveeatingchamp follow
CALLOUT: @ /spanglersal (deactivated)
• started a Kickstarter to crowdfund a click of Captain Vimes & Errol then disappeared with the money and has gone completely ghost on everyone
• apparently stole over 100k
• cringe
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Anonymous asked:
Blessings be upon this askbox
🌷queen-of-lancre answered:
I don't know if this is nanny pretending to be granny, or if it's actually granny, and I think I'm too scared to find out
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cmot-dibbler-enterprises sponsored
SAUSAGES INNA BUN ‼️‼️‼️‼️🌭🌭🌭🌭
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🏚️ throwingshades
Gonna go skating on the frozen river ankh!!
💀 nojusticejustus
HAVE FUN
🏚️ throwingshades
Thanks man!
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✉️ ampostofficeofficial follow
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🐸 bursaaaaaaaaar
is. is the post office posting crab rave bc reacher gilt just turned up dead
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🧳 agateantravels follow
The Crumley's Hogswatch grotto is being advertised again but somehow I just don't think they can top last year's... like idk where they got the budget from but the real pigs?? CRAZY. my little sister asked for a pony and there was just one in the house when we got back like?? My mum was PISSED but yes talk abt Hogswatch magic. Still wonder how they pulled it off
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💖 angelofmusic
It's literally SO unfunny to be making jokes about the Opera Ghost when you all KNOW I saw so many of my friends DIE last year??? I literally have so much PTSD from it... like it's so insensitive you're all actually the WORST
#vent #don't rb #some of you will say ANYTHING for a cheap laugh :(
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🐊 genuablogging
My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “narrative causality” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw the Duc turn into a frog
My buddy Mrs Pleasant, pacing: Lilith de Tempscire is lying to us
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Rip Nanny Ogg you would have loved the song Rasputin
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milfdarthrevan · 10 months
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love how Granny isn't afraid at all
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bad-comic-art · 3 months
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when I tell you I had a fent level serotonin hit when I first saw this, not only unfired bullets being expelled like spent casing, but what looks like pistol ammo from a shotgun? just so perfect, me googling "bullet .png" at 11:58pm the night before it's due
Maskerade #7 (2023)
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pratchettquotes · 1 year
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"Come and sit where I can see you. That's good manners. And let me tell you right now that I ain't at all afraid of you."
The tall, black-robed figure walked across the floor and sat down on a handy barrel, leaning its scythe against the wall. Then it pushed back its hood.
Granny folded her arms and stared calmly at the visitor, meeting his gaze eye-to-socket.
I AM IMPRESSED.
"I have faith."
REALLY? IN WHAT PARTICULAR DEITY?
"Oh, none of them."
THEN FAITH IN WHAT?
"Just faith, you know. In general."
Death leaned forward. The candlelight raised new shadows on his skull.
COURAGE IS EASY BY CANDLELIGHT. YOUR FAITH, I SUSPECT, IS IN THE FLAME.
Death grinned.
Granny leaned forward, and blew out the candle. Then she folded her arms again and stared fiercely ahead of her.
After some length of time a voice said, ALL RIGHT. YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT.
Terry Pratchett, Maskerade
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aeshnacyanea2000 · 6 months
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This is the Opera House, Ankh-Morpork . . . a huge, rambling building, where innocent young sopranos are lured to their destiny by a strangely familiar evil mastermind in a mask and evening dress, with a penchant for lurking in shadows, occasional murder, and sending little notes full of maniacal laughter and exclamation marks. Opera can do that to a man.
-- Terry Pratchett - Maskerade
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twistedcece · 5 months
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Crimson is all I see after all you've done to me!
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Twisted Wonderland x F!Reader
HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!!!!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN TWISTED DREAMER! (Hope you enjoy as requested!) My inspiration for this was the Glorious Masquerade Event.
(It was my favorite. Just imagine these boys screaming and freaking out over these flowers, then there's us just standing there confused why they're scared of a plant.*Falls down laughing* By the Great 7 I was laughing my head off when I did this event)
Warnings: None.
What if a single flower survived after everything that had happened and you found it.
All of the trauma you got during your time in Twisted Wonderland, may have made you fearful of magic in more ways than you realized.
Seeing this as a defense against magic, you grow it near Ramshackle in secret, making sure no one finds it until the time is right.
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These flowers. Crimson flowers, able to get rid of magic and to keep you safe from even the strongest of mages. After they had been destroyed a lump form in your throat.
You knew that your 'friends' wouldn't hurt you but this had opened your eyes along with the over blots you had faced since your arrival.
"Those would have protected me from something terrible happening aging. I could finally be safe, but they're gone."
You felt like crying but your friends were celebrating getting rid of something so dangerous to them. "A tiny flower can cause fear in them but to me they're just plants."
The party went back to the way it was supposed to, music, dancing, feasting, and laughter.
You didn't care you were ready to head back to NRC even if you felt like it was a prison sometimes.
Tsunotarou did ask you to dance which you accepted to try to get it off your mind off of the nauseous feeling in your gut.
The night was almost over and you had stepped away to get a breath of fresh air.
As you were walking down the streets you decided to walk in one of the drained canals under the bridges so that if you started crying no one would see and pity you.
You didn't need anymore than you'd already gotten thank you very much. Once inside you slumped down and took a deep breath.
"You're okay, you're strong, you defeated overblots before this. You're the Prefect!" You sucked in a breath and wiped away tears.
"Oh who are you kidding no one cares the only thing they see in that you're magic-less, and that makes you useless here. I wish I was home."
You felt more tears at the corners of your eyes but you sniffed and wiped them away.
"No crying." you hiccup, pulling your knees into your chest and burying your face in your knees.
A quiet moment passed the faint music of the party making you want to run all the way back to Ramshackle, lock the door and curl up on your brick of a bed.
Then a faint amber orange glow caught your eye. You lifted your head and slowly stood up, you debated if you should investigate or leave it be.
But the glow looked familiar and you were already in a depressing mood so nothing could ruin it so you went down the tunnel and stopped stunned.
In this part of the canal there was a platform that led up to what looked like an abandoned well. Long forgotten and above a sewer grate and overgrown with plants.
However in the center of all the dead plants was a glowing crimson flower that was almost completely wilted and looked as if it was shaking.
You quickly pulled out the magic handkerchief that Tsunotaro had bought for you.
The plant's leaves and roots wiggled in excitement as it sucked the magic out of the object and it looked much healthier than it had a few moments ago.
The next thing you know a voice filled your mind almost like a faint whisper choppy and glitchy almost like it was being choked, "M-mo-re, p-pl-e-easss n-need mo-ore."
You reached your hand up to your forehead, had you heard that right? Was this plant talking to you?
" Well considering that I'm in a place where magic exists I'm not surprised." you thought.
You reached into your pockets and found another handkerchief and the plant made quick work draining the magic.
"Thank-thank you."
" Your Welcome...how did you survive?" You thought the plant paused and its leaves moved in a shrug like movement.
"Understand not how survived, found last one not but die alone I will." it sobed your mind raced.
"One left." the plant seemed to raise itself at this thought.
"Pretty girl not going to destroy?" you shook your head.
"No, no, I'm not going to destroy you. I'm going to help you and in return your going to help me."
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When everyone else had retired for the night and Grim was asleep you snuck out and headed back to the canal.
The plants glow became brighter as you approached. You pulled out the bundle of magic handkerchiefs and set them down on the ground.
"I'll get you out of here." you thought in the plant's language.
"Do with me as you wish...Mother." at those words you reached your hands into the soil and gently pulled the plant out and set it in the makeshift sack.
The plant hummed in being placed in so much magic, you smiled and headed back to your room hiding the flower in your suitcase making sure the plant wouldn't get crushed by anything in there.
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It had been a few months since the city of flowers incident but you had been working non-stop tending to your new garden and the plants were doing extremely well, growing and thriving.
But you were experimenting with them in so many ways like, growing them to be there at your beckon call, how to contain larger amounts of magic so they don't wither and die, and how to give some of that magic to you and not harm you.
Now they were perfect they just needed more food and that's what you did.
"Soon." you mumbled, "You're doing so well, keep soaking in the meals I've brought you."
Your eyes darted to the unconscious third years you had managed to bring down to your garden.
Honestly these plants made it easy for your plan though you had trained them so that they wouldn't kill any students after they had accidentally killed some birds.
"After all if the food dies then there's no more." you thought after dragging the unconscious students to the doors of the infirmary
"They're not strong enough to take larger amounts of magic yet." you sighed, sneaking around the corner to avoid being seen with the unconscious students.
"Besides these bastards were asking for it anyway. Trying to pull a sick prank then walking away laughing didn't work in their favor. Reap what you sow, idiots."
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Since the City of Flowers your friends who had been there with you told all the rest of your friends from their dorms and groups and all of them noticed your strange distant behavior as of late.
"Prefect's been acting up and I don't like it." Ace grumbled at lunch as once aging you had grabbed your lunch and left the cafeteria without a glance at any of your classmates not a single care in the world apparently.
"I agree." Deuce said the other first years nodded.
"Yea it has almost been months since the City of Flowers incident and she's been distant lately." Eple sighed.
After lunch they met up with the others and agreed to try to catch you after school before you disapered.
"Where is she?" Jack asked as they waited by your classroom door.
"Is she in there for extra help?" Kalim asked, just as he said that you walked out the door with two students in black hoodies on either side of you almost like bodyguards glancing one way then the other and motioned to you.
" Who are they?" Vil whispered " Rook have you seen them before?" Rook shook his head and a genuine look of shock crossed his face.
" No Roi du Poison I have not, though I can't see their faces." They were going to approach you and your mysterious companions when you spoke.
It wasn't that your voice was strange to them it was the tone, it was husky empty and mixed with strange noises that sound terribly familiar to some of them though they couldn't remember where they had heard them from.
" Make no missstake." you whispered, " That wass careless, to clossse, you almossst got caught thisss time!"
The two of them bowed their heads in shame you shook your head as if invisible mosquitoes were flying around your ears.
" It doessn't matter now we're lucky it was Trein'ss classs, people are already half assleep in hiss classs." you grumbled running your fingers over your face.
The two students didn't answer just nodded, gave you a look, then shuffled down the hall almost like their legs had been asleep for the entire class.
You sighed and looked at something in your arms and turned heading in their direction.
The first years were shoved forward to try and divert your attention when you glanced up and noticed that, you stopped quirking an eyebrow.
" Hey henchman." Grim waved awkwardly, you said nothing merely blinked, glanced at your phone, shrugged, then walked away.
" OI PREFECT!" Sebek shouted causing you to take pause, you turned around your arctic cold glare making them shiver and shooting daggers into the frost bites.
" What." you said icily shifting the books in your arms.
" W-why have you been avoiding us lately?" Eple asked you sighed and rolled your eyes.
" That is none of your business is it? I don't have to be around you guys 24/7 do I?" and with that you left, the boys stood there in stunned silence as you disappeared from sight.
Once out of sight you pressed yourself against the wall and you let out a breath.
" Too close." you sighed looking down at the dark orange seed in the small glass ball shaped like a flower bud around your neck.
You touched it reverently and noticed small roots starting to shove themselves out of the seed.
" Finally, tonight I'll have all the protection and security I need." of course you were so caught up in this that when the boys had caught up to you and saw the seed.
" What kind of plant is that?" Riddle mumbled squinting to try and get a better view.
" Not sure." Trey sighed.
" Grim can we all come over tonight?" Deuce asked Grim caught on and nodded.
" Yeah, henchman won't mind."
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(Meanwhile the two students you had been with watching your friends)
" Is the mother in danger?" the first wondered in their flower mortal mixed language turning its head to the other.
" Perhaps." the second mused, "Tonight mother must be protected if need be more than ever." the second mumbled.
It pulled their hood of the sweatshirt over its crimson petals with its gloved hands but it knew under the gloves were roots, thousands of roots from consuming so much magic over the mouths.
The first one nodded, " Of course." then slunk off to prepare the others back in their gardens.
Your first flower was the most loyal and the biggest out of all the flowers so far.
It glared at the boys you had told them about then followed after the first not wanting to disobey your orders of keeping distance from the students especially when they came to feed like this.
" Tonight revenge shall be received and mother will be proud."
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When you came back to Ramshackle after being in your garden for the last two hours, hands and knees covered in wet soil, and hair flying in all directions.
You didn't expect to see Grim and the rest of your friends in the common room idly chatting as you walked in.
" Hey henchman." Grim said through a mouth full of food you didn't say anything, just walked right past them into the kitchen and washed your hands coughing in your throat.
" Fall into a mud puddle herbivore." Leona teased you shrugged and looked at your now ruined pants then went upstairs.
" She's never been this quiet." Grim worried, shoving more tuna in his mouth.
" What do you mean?" Azul asked glancing at the stairs.
" I mean all together if henchman doesn't have to talk she won't it makes things weird almost like she's hiding her voice for some reason."
*Knock, knock.* *shuffle*
Everyone had a mini heart attack, " Who is knocking at this hour!?" Riddle gasped placing a hand to his heart.
They heard the sound of thundering footsteps and watched as you reached the stairs and jumped down the whole flight in your pjs with a towel wrapped around your head.
You thrust open the door and to their surprise it was the same two students in black hoodies who seemed to be even bigger than they had been earlier.
" You showed up," you coughed clearing your throat glancing at the boys then leaning heavily on the door frame. " Good we can finish the...assignment up stairs." the students nodded and followed you up stairs.
A wave of exhaustion hit them like lightning and it scared those who felt and knew this sudden magical drain.
" You don't think..." Idia muttered glancing at the disappearing students.
There was no doubt about it those students weren't students.
As quickly and as quietly as they could head up stairs and were about to pull you away from the danger when they could hear voices.
" Mother we worry if they should find out-"
" They won't" you sighed, the sounds of old bed springs creaking, as if you were getting up from.
Behind you your shadow was odd it was almost like the flickering embers of a dying fire and they boys gave each other nervous glances " Besides even if they did it's too late to stop me now."
The two students nodded and you sighed, " Now take those stupid hoods off."
As the two strangers slowly removed the hoods the boys jumped into action, with Epel using his special magic as a barrier to seal them to the wall.
" Prefect! You alright?" Deuce asked lightly grabbing your shoulders, for a moment you seemed shocked.
But then you smiled it was an odd smile that seemed to say, 'You're all fools'.
The glass coffins shattered and the magic glass turned to dust as the crimson flower monsters stood up and sucked the magic out of the glass dust.
The boys took this opportunity to grab you and get out of Ramshackle, you struggled but Jack was holding onto your legs tightly and you were just dangling over his shoulder.
"BRING HER BACK!!!!" the plants hissed but it wasn't just from Ramshackle it was from everywhere the forests, the trees, and most terrifying, you.
They halted and froze where they stood, thousands if not millions of crimson flower creatures were slowly walking out of their hiding places.
They set you down on the grass, " Prefect what do we do!?!" Epel panicked shaking your shoulders as you sat on the grass blank faced and eyes pale like rolling fog.
Then your eyes flicked up to them, " Give up of course~ You aren't strong enough." they flinched not only because of what you said but that the plants said it in unison with you.
" HENCHMAN! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!" Grim shrieked as your veins pulsed orange, red, gold like fire.
You laughed an empty husk of the joyful melodic laugh they all adored that echoed through the crimson monsters surrounding them making their vision blur and their knees go weak from their magic and energy being sucked out of them at an unnatural speed.
Sebek grabbed your shoulders and started shaking you, " SN-NAP O-OUT OF IT HUMAN! D-DON'T LET THE-ESE PLANTS TA-KKE YOUR MI-NND!!!" then everything went black.
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When they woke up they found themselves in the mirror chamber surrounded by other students and Crimson flowers binding their wrist and ankles together tightly.
"Is, is everyone alright?" Malleus asked.
"Not really." Ruggie groaned.
"Where's Henchman?!" Grim yelped everyone looked around but you were nowhere to be found that scared them especialy now.
The doors creaked open and they all closed their eyes and made their heads go limp, then shuffled of multiple feet or roots or whatever.
"Mother is pleassssed with the catch." a flower hissed as the two stopped in front of your friends.
"Of course she is." the other shouted with evident pride "Don't be ssso ssstupid."
"Do you think the little ones are tight enough?" the first muttered pulling on the vines lightly.
"They should be." affirmed the second, "Mother worked really hard to get them to be fit for this. However it would seem their pollen isn't strong enough to keep them asleep-" then the vines tightened and they all let out a gasp of pain.
"She'll be pleased that you're awake." the first smirked then the smaller flowers on the vines started glowing.
"Mother!" they both yelped and fell on their knees "We didn't expect you to arrive so suddenly."
A smaller flower with odd red and orange markings and a long black tendril coming from the middle raised its head and turned to them, "Yes well she'll be back in a few minutes."
Then a cold and dangerous presence filled the room it felt a bit like when Malleus had over blotted but this was pure ice and made them want to bow just like the flowers were doing.
"Are they up?" the two bigger flowers nodded.
"Wait, wait *pff* this tiny thing is your leader?"
Ace choked out trying not to laugh but then all of them started laughing nervously.
"I'm not small! Mother~ they're making fun of me!" it whined pointing it's leaves at them then the voice changed deeper and more aggressively but familiar to them somehow.
"No, no my dear they think you're me." the voice purred.
"B-But *sniff* they've already seen you. How could think I'm you?"
"Because they're idiots." pointed out one of the larger flowers the little one snickered.
"I'll be there as soon as I can. Get them ready you'll have company~." the voice hummed obviously proud of itself then the presence vanished.
"Company~" the flowers shrilled in unison.
"What fun." the two grinned then seemed to melt out of their clothes.
To the boys horror the plants hooked themselves to the vines and began to climb the walls each plant knotting themselves together and the fire like flowers bloomed across their now hanging cage.
"We have to find the Prefect." Azul sighed glancing down at the floor "With these stupid plants we can't do anything."
"For once Azul I agree with you." Riddle sighed "She's probably the only one who can survive this predicament."
"And get us out of this stupid bird cage." Epel muttered gripping the 'bars' trying his best to rip them, then the door opened and a familiar being entered.
"HENCHMAN!" Grim yelped but you didn't respond.
When they heard your come in the flowers wove and twisted and made a similar structure to theirs but almost like a swing that held your wrists and ankles in place much lower than their prison and more visible.
"Are they using her as bait?" Malleus wondered "If so that would only work on us."
"Are you sure about that?" a voice matched with a cold presence spoke making them all jump as a flower spread its petals obviously the one talking for its mistress.
"Of course I'm sure she's saved so many of us it's only right we return the offer." Malleus observed.
"Oh that's rich coming from people who used her talents then take her for granted." They stared at the flower speaking for their leader.
"It's funny that you think talking through you so you say 'children' isn't cowardly." Ruggie laughed and the flowers below wrapped around your eyes and neck loosely.
"Don't hurt henchman!" Grim hissed blue flames at the ready.
"Tell your friend to not insult my plants! 'Mother' is a title not an actuality." the voice mused then the flowers wrapped around their mouths and began to hiss.
"They're here? About time I didn't think they'd show up." then the presence vanished and your head shot up and you struggled slightly they tried getting your attention but to no avail.
*BANG*
The doors were blown open and several people filed in, "Be careful."
Neige, "Of course it's him and his friends." Vil scoffed.
"PREFECT!" Che'nya yelped, sprinting over to the swing "Guys come quick!"
"Lets get her down! Quick!"
As the RSA boys did the flowers crawled up up their legs and yanked them turning them upside down, creating large cocoons around them struggling to get out.
Your head snapped up and you sighed, "Finally all in one place, that took longer than i would have liked." the boys froze.
"Get out of the Prefect's brain!" Ace shouted and you turned to them.
"How, mind you, can I get out of my own brain?" you smiled and turned to the plants, "Go." then with frightening speed the plants scattered out the door and out windows, the only remaining were the ones keeping them hostage.
You stood in silence for a moment then snapped your fingers and the cage was lowered and changed back into ropes but the cocoons stayed put.
"You're lucky, I told my plants to do what they saw fit to you." you mused.
"Why would you do this Prefect." Ace cried trying to reach you.
You grabbed the vines and they began to constrict, "Why don't you remember our very first meeting was you insulting me and ever since then you rope me into trouble that may I remind you I never wanted to be in the first place!"
"Prefect..." Ace gave you a guilty look but you didn't care.
"Prefect you and Ace may have had a rough meeting but what about us?" Deuce asked
"What about you?" you thought aloud.
"WHAT ABOUT ALL OF YOU IDIOTS?! There's a lot about you guys actually! From Mr. Don’t-be-friendly-cause-we’ll-never-be-friends, to Sir. Internationalized-racism-against-me, oh and all the attention seeking-cry babies-who throw magical tantrums-and make me deal with all the unwanted trauma, and oh let’s not forget I-cause-half-of-your-problems-and-most of the time-leave-you-without-food-for-a-week Grim." you inhaled and a flower tangled around your fingers the boys were speechless.
"Why didn't you-" Epel began
"Say anything? Express myself? How could I when I was always shot down for doing any of those things." the flowers hissed and the one around your fingers crawled up your shoulder.
"Not Mother's fault." the flower cooed as it intertwined in your hair and you rubbed the petals lightly.
You glanced at them and let go of the vines which in turn loosened ever so slightly but not enough to break.
"I know." you breathed then walked over to the back and sat down on an enormous throne made of the odd variety of crimson flowers with black straw like centers, picking one up and drinking the nectar inside. The first years gagged as the flower let out a content sigh.
"Oh and boys thank you so much for your participation, thanks to your magic my flowers have enough energy to reach the Briar Valley by sun down. Isn't that wonderful?"
Their faces paled and they tried to get out, "Oh come now," you sighed taking another drink of nectar, "Why struggle now there's no point."
"Prefect come on snap out of this. This isn't you!" Deuce wheezed.
"Yeah come on come back, surely we can work this out right?" Ortho wheezed.
"Work it out?" you laughed and a single tear fell from your eye. "How can we when crimson is all I see after all you've done to me?"
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"Idia that was terrifying!" Grim yelped and clung to you "Henchman would never turn on us like that." you chuckled.
"Well I think Prefect would make a great villain" Ortho chirped.
"Why thank you Ortho." you said "You make me sound like a true delight."
"Well at least we can agree that that won't ever happen, right?" Epel asked you nodded.
"Right." you said, "At least not tonight." you thought with a smirk sending them that dream scared them this much to create a story about it then your plan was in motion.
"Some day." you thought "But for now they're my beautiful back up if one day I truly do snap."
"Mother~~~~" you hear the song and you glance out the window and smiled.
"Yes I am 'Mother' The Crimson Mother."
See you later Twisted Dreamer
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arkodianart · 4 months
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New embroidery piece! This time one for Maskerade - a white half mask with red writing underneath that reads "PS: Ahahaha!!!" Because obviously i had to include the written maniacal laughter. 😂
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discworldbooksbracket · 10 months
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checkoutmybookshelf · 6 months
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Simply and succinctly put, Nanny. No lie is detected.
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forbannelsez · 9 months
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today im bringing you a quiz about what discworld witch flavour you are! enjoy💋
ps i would really love to hear what you think about your result)
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vectorofsins · 3 months
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Maskerade is so funny. In other Witches books, the Witches fight against evil monarchs, an evil witch, hordes of elves, and vampires. In Maskerade, they faff about in Ankh-Morpork and get involved in a Scooby Doo plot
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puttingthebiinmorbid · 8 months
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I think if all those Edgar Allan Poe characters who got buried alive had just hung a sign around their neck that said “I ATEN’T DEAD” all their problems would have been solved smh
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milfdarthrevan · 10 months
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GO GRANNY!
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bad-comic-art · 3 months
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do you think those entire unfired bullets are meant to be being expelled from the gun as spent casings but the artist could only afford one .png or are they meant to be blingee stickers for her epic kawaii shoot out scene?
Maskerade #7 (2023)
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pratchettquotes · 5 months
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It was only on the subject of Greebo that Nanny's otherwise keen sense of reality found itself all twisted. To Nanny Ogg he was merely a larger version of the little fluffy kitten he had once been. To everyone else he was a scarred ball of inventive malignancy.
Terry Pratchett, Maskerade
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