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jupiter235 · 3 months ago
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A head’s-up to all my fellow writers (fan fiction and original fiction)
So last night I get an email about a new comment on one of my fan fics. I read the email, and the comment seemed shady as hell to me. But given it was late at night, I didn’t look into it until this morning. 
The comment, screen-capped from my email:
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I was able to confirm that this is in fact spam--and a possible phishing scam--on this Reddit thread. The OP on that thread got similar messages on their fanfiction.net account, with the links included being identical to the ones in my comment. 
So just to make y’all aware, if you got this on one of your fics, make sure you’re reporting it as spam to whatever hosting platform you’re on. 
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chaosroid · 2 months ago
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“What are you gonna do differently this playthrough?”
Me: 
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weatheredlaw · a month ago
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reasons the first mass effect game is feral
you can dress your squad in matching pink and white armor
you can force a man to give you an omnitool you might not be able to use
when you land on a planet you literally just drive ur tank out the back end of the normandy and hope you land on all four wheels 
sometimes the mako gets stuck on a rock and then u have the restart the entire mission
the implication that you are driving up an almost 90 degree cliff sheer with three people in it
your boss/dad punches people to commit treason and then you can nominate him to be all of humanity’s representative
you can just call the council and hang up on them and the fact that the devs know people did that is referenced in the games after 
“the colonists don’t know what they’re doing throw these neutralizing grenades at them instead. punching them also works.”
the fact that to get from ilos to the citadel u drive ur terrible space truck directly into a mass relay and it FLINGS you at the citadel like a slingshot 
mass effect 2 and 3 are also kinda feral in their own ways but they’re like please do these organized missions and help ur friends and we have a special shuttle to take u everywhere and later we have a guy who will actually fly you places and help you and everyone knows you by name but in mass effect 1 you talk to people and they’re just like who the fuck r u loser and then you let the rachni queen go
it’s fucking incredible 
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swifthawke · 2 months ago
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"Humanity needs a hero. And Shepard’s the best we’ve got.”
Shepard:
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jane-shepard · 9 days ago
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the omniblade is the sexiest sci fi weapon. fuck you. im punching you with my apple wristwatch. which has a knife in it. eat shit.
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odangowitch · 29 days ago
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Decided to revive my art acct to post my mass effect shitposts
Pt. 2
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dilfgmancoolatta · 3 months ago
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i wouldnt get indoctrinated by being near a reaper. idk i just wouldnt be affected. im too strong. rip to saren but im different
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zekeboy98 · 2 months ago
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Ahhhh time to suffer again next week 😉!
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bbegrill · 2 months ago
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Real ones know
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