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spruiksart · 5 months
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my favorite cars quote redraw
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stickers95 · 5 months
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this is literally THE funniest scene in any of the Cars movies it just takes me out every single time
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kkelsey--spring · 9 months
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the right best friend
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chickthiccs · 8 months
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What crime does each character go to jail for:
Lightning McQueen: Speeding
Sally Carrera: Being a drug dealer
Doc Hudson: attempted murder using a cactus
Chick Hicks: I think this is obvious
Tow Mater: if you played gartic phone...
Ramone: flashing
Flo: poisoning mia and tia with cafe food
Mia and Tia: stalking
Cruz Ramirez: Too much toxic positivity (it's a crime in the cars world)
Jackson Storm: also attempted murder and looking like a pack of 5 gum
Finn McMissile: bdsm in public
Miles Axlerod: public urination
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The promised human cars designs post is here
I hope u enjoy these from the pages of my sketchbook. Fun fact: Francesco was the first design I drew.
ALSOOO the Holley design in the bottom right corner of her page is the one I went with in the end!!!
(I have tried drawing Ramone before but I didn’t like it so I cropped him out SORRY RAMONE😢😢😢)
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moriarty-sisters · 8 months
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I need to know public opinion
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tori-cybernet · 1 month
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I propose we make a new Mater’s Tall Tales short where Mater becomes the tooth fairy
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why are his eyes glowing 😰
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planerot · 7 months
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Radiator Spring residents ranked on how trustworthy they are in the kitchen
(All these are intended to be humanized headcanons, but can be interpreted however you like. Also, quick content warning for food and a brief allusion to mold)
Flo - She literally owns a diner, (I did some googling and turns out, even though it's called Flo's V8 café, it's a diner. The disneyland website describes the IRL version in car's land as a 'Route 66-inspired diner' ) she makes the best food in town no questions asked. She's the one who makes everyone in Radiator Springs their birthday cakes and dinners each year, and has their favorite flavors and foods memorized by heart. If she catches wind that someone in town in feeling under the weather, that person will have a big pot of soup delivered to their doorstep before the end of the day. She is also very good about keeping her workspaces extremely clean due to the health and safety standards that come with running a diner. 10/10, she is the best by a very large margin.
Doc Hudson - During Doc's earlier years, back when he was still racing, he was a very mediocre cooking. He made stuff that was incredibly bland, boring, stupid easy, or a combination of all three. After his accident and moving to Radiator Spring, he was kind of forced to learn to make more interesting meals after eating nothing but mac and cheese, sandwiches, breakfast foods and other such things for a month straight and growing positively sick of it (because we all know his self isolating ass would NOT want to accept any invites to eat or, god forbid, risk accidentally socializing while at Flo's when he was fresh off a life changing crash). He, overtime, forced himself to learn how to actually cook and thus accidentally became one of the most talented cooks in Radiator Springs, second only to Flo.
Guido - He spent a lot of time in a tightknit, small Italian village, living with Mama Topolino, I feel it's very likely he picked up some tips, tricks and recipes during his time there. The vast majority of what he knows how to make is Italian food, but so long as he has a recipe, I think he could make anything.
Luigi - Basically the same as Guido. Only reason I put him below Guido is because he doesn't have the basically super human reflexes and motor control Guido has, thus making him more prone to spills and mess in the kitchen.
Red - The issue with writing any headcanons for Red is that he's more a gag then an actual character. I did a bunch of digging on his wiki page and all of it can be summed up to 'He likes flowers, is a firefigher and incredibly sensitive'...so I worked with that best I could. I think he'd be pretty decent at cooking since firefighters usually take turns cooking for their team, so anyone in that career usually has to learn to cook something actually edible. Red likely learnt how to cook during his very early days of firefighting before he moved to Radiator Springs. His dishes are definitely simpler, but that doesn't mean he can't make some very tasty, filling dishes. He takes enjoyment in serving his food to others and absolutely will burst into tears if someone insults his cooking.
Lizzie - Lizzie is the stereotypical baker grandma. A lot of the recipes she makes are pretty old, but that doesn't make them damn tasty. Her memory issues make baking a bit harder, but she still manages just fine. Baking helps keep her up and moving, even if it's only in her kitchen
Sally - She's never really had a knack for cooking and does her best from what people have taught her through the years. She can make a lot of really good pasta dishes, but other then that she doesn't really excel at anything.
Sheriff - Incredibly average. He's more the type to get food from Flo's or buy prepacked stuff then he is the type to actually make himself anything. When he does actually bother, all the stuff he makes is pretty good but absolutely nothing to write home about. He's more the type of person someone asks to pick up groceries for a meal then actually make the meal.
Fillmore - 100% more a baker then a cook. He first picked up baking to make weed brownies and ended up really enjoying the whole process. His recipes are very hit or miss though since he likes trying to make his desserts more healthy in some way. Sometimes this means they just taste a little off, and sometimes this means they taste like he just tossed sugar and cocoa powder in a bowl with some dried hay and baked it. He is also a hazard in a kitchen since he sometimes he gets munchies while high and will completely forget stuff in the oven, thus leading to multiple fire alarm scares.
Ramone - God bless his heart, but this man can barely cook. Flo has tried to teach him, but he just cannot seem to quite get it, often burning things, adding to much seasoning or accidentally forgetting ingredients. He loves spending time with Flo in the kitchen, so he gets relegated to vegetable peeling or pot stirring, which he very happily does because it means he gets to hang out with his amazing wife. The one thing he does excellent at is decorating. It took him a couple tries to get the technique down, but he is an amazing cake decorator, his years of painting cars meaning he has a scarily steady hand and very keen artistic eye. Flo always lets him decorate the cupcakes/cakes when she makes them for people's birthdays and they always turn out gorgeous.
Sarge - The issue with Sarge is that he refuses to toss anything out. He isn't good at cooking at all. That man does not give a shit how black his scrambled eggs are or how his chicken wings could probably be used as bricks, he will eat them. Whenever someone asks why he eats obviously terrible food, he just says something about how this is nothing compared to how terrible food was in the military. He's grown an iron stomach and hates wasting food even when it would probably be better for his health just to toss out the suspiciously fuzzy loaf of bread.
Lightning - He has mostly lived his adult life living off of fast food, microwave dinners, canned soup and whatever he can eat when people invite him over for dinner. He could probably be a very competent chef if he was taught how to, but he is a bit to embarrassed to admit it to someone else.
Mater - Do not let him near a kitchen he WILL burn it down. For the love of god he is clumsy as fuck and will somehow seriously injure himself or anyone if left to his own devices. He likes the idea of cooking for himself and his friends, but in practice it usually ends with either a fire, a hospital visit, or some horrid combination of both.
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spy-battle · 1 year
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Spy Tournament: Round 1
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spruiksart · 21 days
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i was cracking myself up drawing my own joke
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microwavedfishsticks · 4 months
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I like how at the end of Cars on The Road during the wedding, Cruz says "I know pronounce you, married!" And not "husband and wife"
And Cruz is probably just using inclusive language but like...what if Mato or the person Mato is getting married to is just very gendered HEAR ME OUT PLEASE
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sketchycars · 11 days
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Heres an edit i made for fun
I really love this scene tho it’s wholesome
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chickthiccs · 8 months
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Imagine you're just chilling on stage after eating wasabi and a British guy whips out his dick and pisses on your pants
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Lightning: If I didn't know better, Mater, I'd say you were scared.
Mater: Heh, scared?
(Nothing whatsoever)
Mater: DID YOU HEAR THAT?!
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katadastical · 5 months
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A random post about Cars
I care about the movie Cars an insane amount it’s genuinely such a comfort film for me I’ve been trying to draft a video script and I I don’t even know how to word how much these characters mean to me.
Things like Mc Queens Arc, Doc, the amazing soundtrack, the balance between moments of tension and of cosyness, the silliness but also real world lessons cars is just one of those movies I hold very close to my heart
Radiator springs seems like such a wonderful place to live and that “life could be dream” scene is just the epitome of everything I adore about the film
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This is literally such a random post I just feel like I need to express because I rewatched it 2 months ago and It’s been in my mind since
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