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pocima · 18 days

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4s4ki having her Chupetones moment… that Meth Math collab is imminent I’m telling you

#.txt #yes I know they did not invent using 3D models in cover art. let me have my crumbs in peace. I’m desperate as always.#anyways new the telephones x 4s4ki single titled Pink Gang out Apr 10 🗣️#please though I was not up in 4s4ki’s livestream comments shamelessly asking what she thinks of Meth Math’s new album for no reason #this collab has to happen one way or another‚ her and Ángel are long lost sisters

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acesammy · 1 year

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I put your Jesse art (the one where you say something like ''ever think about how jease was 25 in El Camino?) in my queue before you made it unrebloggable so now I'm waiting with baited breath to see if it will actually reblog or not. Just in case it does end up succumbing to the void, here's my tags from it because I thought they were funny (in a sad way of course):

#man #love this art so much ;-; #breaking bad #wait if he was 25 in El Camino.... #And Walt had three birthdays over the course of the show.... #then that means..... #ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

I’m gonna keep it real,, I have literally no clue how I did that nor how to make the post rebloggable Dnsksns

But, those tags,, yeah,,,, this haunts me

#I realize my math doesn’t quite add up and he’s 26 in el Camino djdjd #but still #Do you ever think about how Walt was FIFTY in the pilot and Jesse was 23 #Do you ever think about how Jesse spent 2 years making meth in the timeline of the show #and SIX MONTHS of that was in captivity #that’s literally a FOURTH of the total time #Even if we consider how long he was probably making meth before #It would still be a significant fraction I feel like #Anyways I feel like now is also a good time to reveal that I use tumblr in the most unhinged way possible #in that I use a browser on my phone #(not ALL of the time. I prefer Actual Desktop.. but a lot of the time… yeah)#so #I have no clue how to address the post thing djdjdjden #lea speaks

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spunslutsrq · 1 year

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I needa whore meth whore to suck my cock

#I need a meth w**** to suck my cock I will give her math

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dougielombax · 7 months

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Methamatics.

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #maths #meth #my poor attempt at a joke

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fingermosaic · 1 year

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stumbling through calculus but at least i got mr math head by my side 💪

bestie about to wipe my tears while i study fr

#HELP WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE YHAT #MR MATH HEAD MORE LIKE MR METH HEAD WHAT EVEN #my calculus class actually slaps we get to do this shit

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ragsforless · 1 month

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Dune crack!au (4)

Irulan: Hey, Feyd.

Feyd: Yes, princess?

Irulan: I’m bored.

Feyd: Do you want to play smash or pass again?

Irulan: Fremen Edition?

Feyd: Atreides.

Irulan: Fine. You go first.

Feyd: Duncan Idaho.

Irulan: Obviously, smash.

Feyd: Same. Now your turn.

Irulan: Lady Jessica? She’s

part of House Atreides, right?

Feyd: To be totally honest with you, she’s a closeted Harkonnen at heart but I’ll pass.

Irulan: Why? She’s very pretty.

Feyd: I don’t like space witches. They’re weird and very mean.

Irulan: Like mother, like son.

Feyd: She’s also my evil creepy uncle’s super secret daughter.

Irulan: *sighs* And our monster mother-in-law.😔

Feyd: Don’t remind me.

Irulan: Fine. Thufir Hawat.

Feyd: Pass. Mentats freak me out.

Irulan: Feyd, babe, I thought you like math?

Feyd: Of course I like meth. I even started selling a ton of meth to some of Chani’s fanatical Fremen friends for a very good price.

Irulan: Let me guess, Stilgar?

Feyd: He’s my business partner.

Irulan: Nevermind. Your turn.

Feyd: Doctor Yueh.

Irulan: Does he still counts as part of House Atreides?

Feyd: He tried to kill my creepy uncle and brother. So I guess, yes?

Irulan: Pass. He was married.

Feyd: Your turn.

Irulan: Duke Leto.

Feyd: NGL, I’ll marry, kiss, and smash that one.

Irulan: But isn’t he like your distant uncle or something?

Feyd: You do know that we’re all related to one another, right?

Irulan: Right. We’re all married to Paul. So let’s play another game.

Feyd: How about we annoy and ruin our husband’s very important, very crucial business meetings again?

Irulan: I wish we could, Feyd, but the last time we did that, Emperor “I’m so special, I’m the Lisan Al Gaib” Paul punished us severely-

Feyd: Severely?! He just forced us to water all of his “sacred” arrakis palm trees for 2 weeks!

Irulan: Well, he’s currently talking to that angry looking Gurney Halleck guy. So-

Feyd: All the better!

Irulan: Better? For you?

Feyd: Gurney Halleck hates me. So I want to ruin his day as well.

Irulan: To be fair, Feyd, Gurney only hates you because you’re a living breathing Harkonnen.

Feyd: No, he hates me because I’m obviously perfect and pretty.😌💅

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cash-111 · 4 months

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Stress Relief

Pairing: Theodore Nott x reader

Content: comfort, fluff, bestfriend!Theo, friends to lovers, gender and house of the reader are not mentioned

Synopsis: reader is stressed by all of the school work they have and Theo won’t stand there an watch them deteriorate.

Length: short

A/N: I could write a sequel with smut if anyone were interested

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5th year had been hard, with O.W.L.s and all, but 6th? Bloody hell, you couldn’t catch a break.

It wasn’t until it was too late to change, that you realized you had overestimated your will to study and make everything fit into your schedule.

With Quidditch practice, advanced standard subjects (and don’t let the “standard” fool you, there was nothing ‘standard’ about advanced potions and transfiguration), care of magical creatures, runes, bloody arithmancy… curse your stupid self for voluntarily picking up magic math on meth.

You had considered begging your teachers to let you drop a subject once or twice, but you were no quitter, and your stubborn, pride-ridden heart would never allow that.

So now you were scrambling to get work done and sprinting between classes, earning yourself a few scoldings from the faculty.

You were so preoccupied with staying afloat study-wise, that the previous time you usually dedicated to your friends had now been turned in power-naps and more, incessant, work.

Most of your friends decided to give you time, but your best friend, Theo, just ‘could not give you up’. So, he decided to work around the problem and hang out with you anyway even with all your protests.

“Theo would you just please get out?!”

You exasperated eventually, after he would keep trying to strike up conversation or annoy you to get you to stop ignoring him.

“And where would the fun be in that, love”

He’d reply nonchalantly every time.

This time you had had enough, though, and set yourself to do something you may or may not regret the next day.

“I AM DONE WITH YOU. I do not want to play around, I do not want to hear your insufferable jokes, or look at your stupid face. Your ‘fun’ is the LEAST of my concerns. I need to get work done. GET OUT.”

You shouted, getting impossibly close to his face and poking a finger into his chest, in an effort to be as intimidating as possible.

Theodore stared down at you, unmoving and calm. A more serious expression on his face. When suddenly, he pulled you into a hug.

You tried to protest but he shushed you quickly.

“You’ve been going through a lot these weeks, haven’t you?” His voice was soft, caring. It caught you off guard so off guard that you remained silent, mouth opening and closing at intervals.

“I know everything’s been weighing on you. I just want you to take it easy every once in a while” he sighed, his hand caressing through your hair. “And I just want you to know that you don’t have to keep up with everyone’s expectations. I’m proud of you, always.”

Tears started to prick at your eyes at his words. You hadn’t realized how much the stress of everything had been affecting you. You melted into him and buried you head into his chest.

“I don’t deserve you” you sobbed “I’m sorry for how mean I’ve been to you these past few weeks.”

“It’s okay, don’t apologize, love.” He kept you close to himself until you started to even out your breath again, holding you with such a firm tenderness, you almost forgot about your worries.

“Fuck, I just wish there was a way to let off steam and get away from all that bullshit…” you mumbled against him.

Theo cringed lightly at your words, his muscles unconsciously tensing.

“What?” You loosened the hug to look up at him once more. “Do you know a way?”

“Uhm”

He avoided your eye contact, a hint of pink displaying on his cheeks.

“There might be a way…”

#fanfiction #x reader #writing #theo x reader #theodore nott x reader #theodore nott #slytherin x reader #slytherin reader #ravenclaw reader #gryffindor reader #hufflepuff reader #gender neutral reader #friends to lovers #best friends

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lupeloto · 10 months

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Mickey & the Gallaghers

hi, here are some little details that I like to headcanon about Mickey’s relationship with each of the Gallaghers:)

Mickey and Fiona

(this one may be a little far fetched, but they’re besties in my mind so shhhh)

So Fiona loves those trashy reality TV shows but can never get any of her family, besides Mickey, to watch them with her. They are fully invested and watch together almost every week when a new episode drops. They’ll sit on the couch and yell at the TV, bickering over whose side they’re taking in that episode’s big fight. Ian rolls his eyes, asking them why they waste their time on that bullshit, but quietly smile to himself as the two smack each other’s arms in an eruption of laughter every 5 minutes.

Mickey and Lip

Mickey is lowkey interested in Lip’s bikes and will ask him a ton of questions about it when they go over to his house for weekly family dinners. They’ll hang out in the garage for a bit while everyone else is inside. They’ll go riding together when Lip has an extra bike around that he is fixing up. Although Ian refrains from saying anything about it, it warms his heart to see his two favorite people like that.

They also both love Terminator, so they’ll watch it together and geek the fuck out over it. Every time after they watch it, they’ll both be quoting shit from the movie in the Arnold Schwarzenegger accent, which drives Ian crazy.

Mickey and Debbie

Mickey was always Debbie’s favorite of Ian’s partners. These two bicker amongst themselves all the time. Mickey will say some smartass shit he knows will get Debbie going and snicker on as she gets on her soapbox. However, they are literally best friends. They have the same sense of humor and when they ban together, it annoys the shit out of Ian, and they both love to annoy the shit out of Ian.

She’ll help him cover up the occasional hickeys that Ian gives him. She has a ton of makeup and lots of experience in the area... Debbie will give him shit for having a hickey at his age and he’ll give her shit for being so well-versed in the world of covering up hickeys.

Mickey and Carl

Mickey and Carl are typical bros™️. They play all the same video games and smack talk the entire time. Carl will go over to Mickey and Ian’s place whenever they get some new version of a video game, so he and Mickey can play together. Things get heated and Ian has to tell them to shut the fuck up.

They’ll get dinner (typically burger and fries) and Ian watches on in slight disgust as they both scarf down the food, have shotgun race, and then a burping contest. They are disgusting in the same way, and for some reason that warms Ian’s heart.

Mickey and Liam

Mickey will pick Liam up from school sometimes, they’ll typically get ice cream because Liam is the only one he knows who will still eat ice cream with him in the middle of the day in the dead of winter in Chicago. Liam struggles with math sometimes, and quickly discovers that Mickey is actually pretty good with numbers. All those drug runs/deals he dealt with when he was younger actually paid off in that department, making him pretty decent at math. Liam will ask him for help with his homework, and while Mickey will rephrase every question in terms of “okay of you have 3.25 pounds of meth and...”

The other Gallaghers will look on, slightly in horror as Mickey goes on, but soon realize that he actually is making sense and helping Liam? They were surprised but didn’t ask questions. It became a regular thing when Liam was struggling in math class, he and Mickey would go get ice cream and work on his math homework.

#they’re family are you hearing me #gallavich #ian gallagher #shameless #mickey milkovich #gallavich meta #gallavich headcanon #shameless headcanons #lip gallagher #fiona gallagher #debbie gallagher #carl gallagher #liam gallagher

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colourstreakgryffin · 7 months

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HII !! Could you write some headcanons with academy au!Obanai where reader is his favourite student because they are all quiet and don't ask dumb questions and while the lesson is going on reader raises their hand and suggests that Obanai teaches the students how to cook meth , as joke of course ? I'd love to see the utter dissapointment in him. (Reader is gender neutral) gender neutral) :D

Thank you if you end up doing it ! ☆☆

Right? We’re gonna do something silly! I like this idea a lot, especially with Obanai like ommmgg~! Thank you for this interesting idea, my dear!

Iguro Obanai- Sombre Joke

Chemistry class at Kimetsu Academy is always considered one of the two worst subjects, alongside Maths. No student dared to talk back to the man in charge of the room and if any breathing being got a single point grade below the passing, Obanai would deal out cruel punishment for wasting his time and effort. He wasn’t nice, he was harsh and he wasn’t against experiencing his disappointment in many ways

However, he is still a human with emotions and even he had himself a favourite student, in which he was openly favouritistic towards. You, a quiet but kind young person that never disturbed him as he taught nor made up ridiculous ‘jokes’ to say outloud as if his rules don’t exist. Obanai was tired of his students’ nonsense, so you’re that breath of fresh air he just needs to get through the school day

He likes you so much, he talks to you about his courting of Kanroji Mitsuri and he happily buys you lunch for helping him with dinner ideas and present ideas

The class went by in a slow, mundane pattern as Obanai switched inbetween reading the open subject material book laid flat in his palm to writing the details onto the chalkboard with the white chalk in his fingers so the whispering and mumbling teenagers behind him could copy down the notes and revise them later through the hour of the class. You noticed, right away, that he was irritable and it seems to you that his dinner date with Kanroji-san didn’t go well

Once you had finished precisely jotting down the exact formulas Obanai did write on the portrayed board taking up a number of the wall. You thought carefully, tapping your round pink eraser-ended writing pencil on your unused wrist. How could you cheer up your favourite teacher without making it out like you two have a closer connection then merely as teacher and student?

Suddenly, a wacky but harmless little idea for a joke popped into your head when your focusing eyes trailed down to the metal test tube container packed to the brim with filled glass test tubes of all kinds of colourful liquids, sat right besides his propped-up silver laptop. Oh, that’s it. You could just make a silly remark about that! You shot your dominant hand right up and waited patiently for Obanai to turn around, and respond to your want to ask him a question

“Yes, Dokusha?” Obanai vocalised his approval to speak in a calm, smooth voice to you, all of the class flinched in horror at the way he answered so cheerfully and delighted. He was never this composed nor unbothered. His gorgeous heterochromia of yellow and turquoise shined with joy at the sight of you, his favourite student of his four packed classes

You never annoyed him or disappointed him, you have this speeding train of success in Chemistry and he is encouraging you all the way

“Can you teach us how to create Meth?” Your voice comes out naturally soft and polite, hoping your silly little statement will make him laugh in one way or another but that humiliated frown signed you otherwise, crushing your spirits with this piercing eyes. Iguro-san wasn’t happy at all… shit, you messed up. That stupid phrase always worked on every other Chemistry teacher you tried it on. Is he that serious?

“Harmful drugs are illegal and immoral, Dokusha. It’s not funny. Never suggest such a idea again or I’ll send you to the counsellor over drug abuse concerns” Obanai hissed in his signature harsh tone as disappointment overflowed from his very own skin, upset and annoyed that you would even ask this dumb question with your streak of competence. You never asked dumb questions, you are always so polite and quiet! What was this for? Are you trying to ruin it all?

You had stayed quiet and stared blankly at the notes you wrote down and continued to copy and paste for studying purposes, feeling the mocking eyes and shattering giggles of the nearby students circle you but Obanai butted in, slamming his metallic ruler on his desk to shut everybody up. You felt relief wash over your nerves as even when he was disappointed and/or annoyed with you, he was still defending you

Once the teacher had reorganised his wooden support of acknowledgement, every other child followed him and begun to tidy up their chemistry subject book as Obanai proclaimed the five minutes upcoming for the class’s finish. You just stayed still, fist balled up against your cheek to hold up your head as every other student begun to speak wildly and some decided to get out of their chairs, thankfully, Obanai shoved them all into obedience with a murderous glare

“Myōji Dokusha. Please stay after class” Obanai suddenly chimed out, somehow beating the alarm bell rhythmic ring after a few minutes of dead silence. A number of students surrounding you at other parted lab counters used as desks, hummed and cooed mindlessly about how you, the teacher’s pet, is in trouble as the bell was set off but nobody moved, knowing very well Obanai was the one who dismissed the children from the period, not the bell’s powerful ding

Once the class was lifeless and empty, you willingly abanonded your schoolwork belongings at the counter called your desk and approached the front desk with fear and shame overloading your systems, you suspected Obanai to bash you for your silly little remark, flustering him in front of his entire class but no. He simply turned around and snatched your closest hand, holding it in his much bigger ones as his mismatched eyes radiated concern this time

He wasn’t angry. Not at all, not a ounce of his body language suggested that he was angry

No

He was worried. Beyond worried, this was the first time you’ve ever seen him truly worried, but you can tell he is. Was he worried for you?

“What is with the stupid question? Are you struggling with a methamphetamine addiction? You’re too young to be using such substances, they’ll harm your body in long run. Tell me if you are now, okay. I’ll make sure you get off it and have whoever is supplying you it face serious punishment”

Oh, shit. I didn’t see headcanons until way too late! Sorry, hope this is okay!

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pocima · 1 year

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♫ Fantasía Final - Meth Math

#how much money do I have to pay for OnlyOneOf to plagiarize th— [train passes by]#meth math #<- for their 3 fans on Tumblr #my mp4z #.fm

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circeius-invidioso · 3 months

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Time for some more meth math.

Space wolve math.

Before we begin.

Side tangent.

Skip to the first chapter if you want to get to the meat and... Mjød?

Get it? Space wolves? I am not proud of that joke.

Anyway. On the poll I had placed the weapons cost of a primarch pulled through for 1. Vote.

Catch me in the corner sweating bullets thinking that I will have to do both for like 7 hours gay (we don't do straight in this house).

In the end the tie was broken a few minutes before the timer ended.

So now it's time to channel the spirit of Magnus during his trials.

Meaning.

My results are questionable. But I will stand by them.

I don't get why you will challenge them anyway.

I DID NOTHING WRONG DAD.

WHY YOU BOOING ME I AM RIGHT.

Without holding you back any further. Here is the excel table nightmares are made of.

Don't panic. Dont even squint to see.

Take a deep breathe. And let me explain to you what is happening.

Our variables are

Pre made -> whatever has this tag does not have tech or hours calculated in the final roundup. This is either relics, gift etc etc.

Sum Hours Cost -> how long it takes for that weapon to be made multiplied by the hourly wage which is a constant 10€ per hour.

Alloy A -> Is a blend of Bauxide and Silicon Carbite. A trusted source told me that this is the most likely material to make weapons in the warhammer universe.

Alloy B -> Is a blend of Tungsten and Titanium my headcanon as to what might be used to manufacture weapons in the warhammer universe.

Paintjob -> Only guns get a paintjob I like being sane.

Sum A -> Russ' weapons value if manufactured with Alloy A.

Sum B -> Russ' weapons value if manufactured with Alloy B.

I will save you all how I reached those final numbers. If I did I would need 50 pages and I would call this a thesis not a shitpost.

Lets just say it took some work and I might be on an Fbi list or two by now.

But it's a sacrifice I am willing to make.

The equation that gives those final numbers is.

Tech cost + Sum Hours Cost + Alloy A or B (depending on the material) + Paintjob.

But to give you an idea of the nightmare I went through get a taste of the equation without it being simplified.

((Wage A x Hours A) + Material A) + (Hours B × Wage A) + {[(Metal A Cost × 90%) + (Metal B Cost x 10%)] × Kilos of Alloy Needed} + (Pigment A + Hours C + Materials B)

You get why it took me so long and why I can't do all the Primarchs at once right?

Results Based On Alloy A

Mjalnar -> 72.8 €

Krakenmaw -> 1652.88 €

Helwinter -> 811.88 €

Scornspitter -> 121.93 €

Spear of Russ -> 52.78 €

Sum Value A -> 2712.27 €

Results Based On Alloy B

Mjalnar -> 18080 €

Krakenmaw -> 39468 €

Helwinter -> 16118€

Scornspitter -> 6874.63 €

Spear of Russ -> 13108 €

Sum Value B -> 93648.63 €

WE STILL HAVE THE UPKEEP COST AND AMMO!

MORE NUMBERS!

LIFE IS PAIN!

Ammo Cost -> Self explanatory.

Upkeep Cost -> 15% of value. Don't ask how I reached this result. I will need a page of numbers and you musy not threaten me with a good time.

Tldr cause I can see you getting dizzy with all these numbers, the Ammo for Scornspitter is a 12 € per round. The more Russ shoots the more the bill rises. I will let your imagination go wild.

Upkeep Cost Using Alloy A

For all weapons -> 406.85 €

Upkeep Cost Using Alloy B

For all weapons -> 14047.30 €

For everyone who is bored of reading all the math from the previous chapters this section is for you.

Total cost if Alloy A is used -> 2712.27 (sum cost) + 406.84 (upkeep cost) = 3119.11 €

Total cost if Alloy B is used -> 93648.63 (sum cost) + 14047.29 (upkeep cost) = 107695.93 €

So to round out this post.

If Russ uses Alloy A then he still doesn't reaches Dorn's paintjob cost.

If he used Alloy B. Then he surpasses Dorn's paintjob cost.

Tldr.

Russ is high maintenance. But we've seen worse.

#warhammer #warhammer 40000 #warhammer 40k #wh40k #space wolves #leman russ #warhammer 30k #horus heresy #shitpost #all numbers are approximates

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emthemurf · 8 months

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Glenn’s canon hair length after the super max is waaaaaayyyyy longer than people think (I have done the math) and I NEED the fanartists to know about it. Hi, welcome to my TEDtalk. SPOILERS AHEAD FOR SEASON ONE.

Glenn was in the Meth Bay Supermax for around twenty years- he did actually live out twenty years there was no “oh he only thought it was twenty years-” no- it was twenty years, his body and mind aged. And I am going on the assumption that there were no barbers in prison for him in solitary confinement. Now: here’s the maths.

According to Google, human hair grows “half an inch per month, or six inches per year” on average. In centimeters this is around 15cm per year.

Times 15 by twenty years= 300cm or 3 meters of hair

For Americans: this is 9 feet 10 inches of hair.

NOT FORGETTING HE ALREADY HAS LONG ISH HAIR.- also that grew out in the months they’d been in Faerun up until that point. So let’s add another meter- 4 meters.

Glenn close has four meters or 12 feet of hair by the end of the prison arc.

For context: here’s what three meters looks like:

Thank you for accepting my ramblings 👍

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #glenn close #meth bay #dungeons and daddies season one #dungeons and daddies fanart #meth bay supermax

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spunslutsrq · 1 year

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#I need a meth w**** to suck my cock I will give her math

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copperbadge · 2 years

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Sam - You probably already know this, but I just heard that Adderall is now on back-order nationwide (even worse than it had been before). If you can start trying to re-order it well before you run out this time, I'd recommend it. I don't know if that's possible, though...

Unfortunately -- but also fortunately! -- it’s not possible. Because it’s a controlled substance that can both be abused by the patient and sold for a reasonable profit, it’s got very firm regulations. You get one scrip for a 30 day supply (you can’t have more) and then on day 30 you can file a whole new scrip (no refills!) for your next 30 day supply. This is a bit bullshit because there’s no real reason not to give someone who has a history of regular non-abuse a 90 day supply or two refills, but it’s legal meth, so you know, I see why the bullshit is in place.

So it’s Bad, obviously, because it means I can’t get a refill now while there might be some still in stock; my 30-day deadline is next Friday and there’s no moving that. So that’s me fucked a bit. However, this is also Good, because it means nobody else can do this either -- you can’t create artificial demand when it comes to Adderall, because nobody can buy out the entire stock or take more than their share. So while it would be much more ideal if I had renewed my scrip last week, the demand will only rise as much as the immediate action of people who are normally slow to fill their scrips, which I can’t imagine is a lot. Like yes we all have executive dysfunction but I think a lot of us have a real laser focus on the Good Brain Drug, you know?

The real problem is an uneven backstock. Some pharmacies will probably have a reasonable amount, others will be out for weeks. The pharmacy I use is a perpetually-empty Walgreens that nobody ever goes into or uses because nobody lives near it (I work near it) so I might get lucky.

Usually, so far, the protocol for me has been "every 30 days have a consult with my psychiatrist, he puts in a new scrip, they fill it". This time, OF COURSE this time, we're trying something new -- he wrote two scrips at once, one got filled, the other one gets submitted by me on the 30 day mark. So I’ll call the pharmacy on Monday and be like “I’m not freaking out about the shortage, I just need to know when I should submit a scrip that can’t be filled until Friday” but hopefully I’ll also get some info on the shortage.

And if I can’t get any immediately, well, I take frequent breaks and often don’t take my second dose, so I did the math in my tracking sheet and I have enough to see me halfway into November, especially if I don’t take any on weekends. I don’t love breaking into my personal backstock, but that’s why it exists, after all. This is a much bigger deal for people who really need the drug for basic function -- people on higher doses are going to be significantly more fucked.

I may ask my psych next time I see him if I could get on a 20mg scrip so I can split the tabs and make a 30 day supply last 60 days; I don’t think it’s normally something he’d approve of but with the shortage it might be the best way to secure a reasonably-sized emergency stash.

And I think all of this -- the spreading of the news, the counting of backstock pills, the strategies to stabilize one’s personal supply -- are really fascinating evidence of how treating non-addicts like addicts...makes them behave like addicts. If half the population of Adderall patients had a 90 day supply in hand, this shortage wouldn’t be such an issue.

#adderall #sam has adhd #drug use

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catindabag · 10 months

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TBOSAS on Crack short take (31)

Lucky: Welcome back, everyone! I’m your host, Lucky Flickerman! And for today’s show, I’ve invited our Mentors to say hello!

Mentors: Hello, everyone.😔

Lucky: Anything else you might like to add?

Festus: Will there be marmalade at the After Party?

Sejanus: Can I sit next to Coryo? He’s my boyfriend and fiancé.🥺

Coryo: Is this going to take long? I still have an essay to finish.

Domitia: Where’s Jubilee?

Lysistrata: Can I promote my products here?

Urban: What’s my name, Lucky?🙂🔪

Palmyra: Do you have health insurance?

Androcles: Is your wristwatch a limited edition?

Gaius: Wanna hear a funny story?

Livia: How’s the weather, weather boy?

Lucky: Wai- wait a minute! I’m the one who’ll be asking the questions! Not you!

Felix: To be fair, you asked first.

Lucky: *sighs* Kids these days.

Casca: *sitting with the audience* I knew we needed that rehearsal! I knew it! My dumb kids-

Prof.Sickle: Are doing this to gain more sponsors for the school. More sponsors, more money, Casca.🙄

Lucky: Going back! The first question is for our dear Felix Ravinstill!

Felix: Fine. Fire away, Lucky.

Lucky: Felix, is it possible to ask the President of Panem to extend our summer holidays-

Felix: Next question please.

Lucky: Right! So Mr. Snow, when will your wedding with Mr. Plinth take place? And am I invited?

Coryo: After graduation. Next quest-

Lucky: Can Jubilee-

Coryo: No! Your stupid bird’s not invited.

Sejanus: Sorry, Lucky. No weird talking birds allowed.

Lucky: But am I invited?

Livia: Next question, weather boy!

Lucky: So how’s the mentorship going?

Urban: Pretty great. My Tribute, Teslee is a smart cookie.

Io: Mine asked me to marry him.

Sejanus: Not good, not bad, but terrible! Marcus keeps ignoring me!!😭

Coryo: Lucy Gray can sing ✨Snow on The Beach✨. She’s now my new best friend.

Festus: Coral called me stupid. She ain’t wrong though.

Felix: The Tributes all hate me for being a Ravinstill!😭

Lucky: Well, that’s good to hear! So what inspires you? What is your personal “life motto” that keeps you going?😀

Festus: Easy! “Food is food!”

Palmyra: “If it’s edible, it’s credible.”😈

Felix: “Be the President, not a resident.”

Androcles: “I’m a klepto, not a psycho.”

Persephone: “One bite, one life.”

Apollo: “Be a good boy, not a kill joy.”

Diana: “Like Cupid, not stupid.”

Iphigenia: “Don’t be needy, just be baby.”

Arachne: “I’m the star, not subpar.”

Dennis: “It’s not a crime if you got a dime.”

Domitia: “Dogs are clever but cows are better.”

Urban: “Math is meth.”

Io: “Books! Not looks!”

Florus: “Stay indoors, don’t do chores.”

Gaius: “Smile until you die?”

Livia: “Hate the masses, pay my taxes.”

Juno: “You’re a bean, I’m a Queen!”

Pup: “You reap, I sleep.”

Clemensia: “Don’t be an idiot.”

Vipsania: “Grab them by the throat!”

Hilarius: “I’m not a joke, I’m not even broke.”

Lysistrata: “Don’t be a shill, just sell your pill.”

Sejanus: “Throw bread to the dead.”

Coryo: “Snow lands on top.”

Sejanus: Not in bed though-

Coryo: Shut it, Plinth!

Sejanus: I’m just telling the truth.

Coryo: One more word from you and I’ll cancel our engagement!

Sejanus: Oh, Coryo, my Snow Angel, don’t be shy to admit that you love it when I fu-

Livia: Ughhh! Shut up! We don’t wanna hear it!

Lysistrata: I wanna hear it!

Lucky: Yeah! Me too!

All of Panem: Honestly, same.

Casca: Nope! Not today! Show’s over! Everyone, get in the bus!

Lucky: But we’re still LIVE on TV?!

Festus: Yeah! Everyone’s still watching!

Casca: Do you think I care, Creed?! You already ruined my school’s reputation!!

Festus: Sir-

Casca: *screeches like a dinosaur*

Lucky:. . .

Mentors:. . .

All of Panem:. . .

Festus: So is the marmalade still available?

Casca: Get in the bus.

Felix: But the marmalade-

Casca: Get in the f*ckin’ bus, Creed.😡🔪

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random biology notes since I applied for bio subjects

Post Hiatus Update Post

(Is it still a hiatus if you queue posts?)

I have finally decided to start posting again. And as is tradition(not), I present to you my life update.

I finally passed high school (actually that was ages ago) and managed to get accepted to my dream university. I have yet to know which programs they will allow me to enroll in. But it's still a massive achievement. 🎉 Honestly, I have no idea how I got in. I attended the entrance exam like a squirrel on meth. I barely passed maths. But I did it. So to anyone currently struggling with studies or life, just keep going at it (like with a drill), take breaks, eat well and YOU CAN FOR SURE DO IT~

I will start posting regularly from around late August. Classes start from September and I am soo excited ahxjdhndkdkd. New stationeries! *insert photo of my highlighters glaring at me*

Another happy incident is 1k followers on tumblr! Thanks to all of you. (I am just gonna assume you all like me, u know like in denial)

tag me -> #altinstudies

Have a great day~

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