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thisonehere · 3 months

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hi! I'm not exactly sure if you're taking requests, but if you do then I have an idea!

Syzoth x gn/fem (whatever you feel comfy with)

where Syzoth sucks at flirting with *humans* and tries his best to use Zettarian ways to get other's attention but it doesn't work out at all, so he asks johnny cage for advice...

(it can be dabble or just headcanon, whatever you'd like. also thank you if you decide to write it down!)

OMG, YES, I'd love to!

Mating Season

A/n: Omg, I Love this idea. I hope I did it justice. Fun fact: I actually looked up some mating rituals which reptiles and other animals do for this, and I got an eyeful, so I'm traumatized lol. Tags: MK1, MK1 AU, Request, Fluff, Drabble C/w: fem!reader, afab reader, courting, mating rituals, maor confession

Syzoth has had feelings for you for quite a while, how could he not You were so loving and warm. You always made him welcome and loved, a much-needed comfort after the loss of his family. He loved being around you you never failed to put a smile on his face. He loves so many things about you that it would take hours to name them all. Others have noticed how head-over-heels in love with you he is. Kung Lao jokes about how you two will be walking down the aisle one day. Though Syzoth doesn't know what this "aisle" is or why you would be walking down it, but he wants to spend the rest of his life with you.

But Syzoth feels unsure, he has just lost his family, or he has just learned of the loss of his family, how possibly could he move on from them so soon? But you are so amazing though, he can't get you off of your mind. He can't help but worry about what life would be like without you. His heart broke at the idea of you and him not being together, he had to try even if you didn't feel the same. After much, he decides to do it, he is going to woo you and, hopefully, make you his mate for life. When it comes to flirting, Syzoth only has ever known the Zetarrian way. But surely that is enough. Surely the mating rituals for humans are no different than it is for Zattarians.

The next moment he sees you he will immediately start the mating rituals. He'll change into his real form to display his colour patterns in their full glory hoping that it'll attract you, but you just compliment him and walk off. He then will go behind you and bump his chin on the back of your head to let you know that he's ready to mate with you, unfortunately, you just think he's being playful and laugh. It appears that his simple wooing practices is not working, so he takes things up more extreme measures. This include giving you dead animal carcasses (or what you hope were animals) as gifts, twigs, leaves and branches for you to make a nest, he introduces you to a nice cave where you can raise your young.

Syzoth is trying his hardest to win your attraction, even going as far as fighting and chasing off potential rivals for your affection even if they were his friends. He has attempted a mating call, but you ran away in fear of the demonic screeching that came out of his mouth. It soon dawns on Syzoth that nothing is working. In fact, he seems to be pushing you further and further away with his advances. He doesn't want to lose you, but he fears that he's scaring you. Everything that was seen as acceptable or good in his homeland seems to be seen as repulsive up here. This was much more complicated in this world than he had ever anticipated. Syzoth can't help but panic, he doesn't want to lose you, he loves you with every fibre of his being. He needs someone, anyone, to help him. Someone who what they're doing when it comes to flirting...

"Well, Well, Well, looks like a certain Romeo needs my help." Johnny Cage Cage said with a smirk as he welcomed Syzoth into his mansion. "I see after you finish helping whoever this 'Romeo' is, can you help me? I desperately need your aid in the wooing of (Y/n)." Syzoth said with a sense of desperation in his voice. "(Y/n), huh?" Johnny said knowingly with an impressed smirk. "She's quite the catch, I don't blame you for trying to tap that.". Syzoth shook his head at this "I've already tried the tapping, but it didn't work. Nothing I do seems to work." There was a sense of desperation Syzoth's, one which Johnny recognized all too well. "Well, you've been to the right place. The ladies love me. Just look at Kitana." "Didn't she break your nose for flirting with her?" "That's beside the point, what is the point is that I am THE ladies man. So if you wanna know to get with (Y/n), I'm you man." Syzoth leans in, both out of intrigue as well as desperation. "What must I do?"

It was evening time now at the Wu Shi Academy. You have found the perfect place to relax after such a stressful day. Though you could not admit it, you also came here in hopes of avoiding Syzoth. He has been acting strangely as of late, you don't know why. You were worried for him, he was scarring you and you didn't know what to do. He seems to be only acting this around you, why? Did you do something to upset him? Does he hate you? Maybe this was some weird Zettarian tradition that you didn't know about. You didn't know, all you knew you could do was give him some space for now, and maybe talk to Liu Kang if things got any worse.

Suddenly, you notice something in the corner of your eye. It was Syzoth. When you see him, you quickly rise to your feet and attempt to leave, hoping that he won't see you. "(Y/n)!" Dammit, he saw you. You turn around to face him, and as you do, you feel your heart racing. This always happens to you whenever you are in his presence, he just has this effect on you. You sometimes lose your train of thought with his smile, the way he says your name gives you butterflies, and many times you have to fight off blushing at every word he says. Syzoth finally catches up to you, you both stand there for some time awkwardly staring at each other, unsure what to say to the other.

Syzoth took a deep breath, he silently prayed that what Johnny told him was right. This was probably his last chance to court you, f he fails now then he won't know what to do next. He's already embarrassed himself around you enough. "I'm...sorry if I've been acting strange around you lately, I-I didn't mean to hurt you." He says with a calm and soothing voice, trying his best to put a charming foot forward. "It's just that you're so amazing and pretty-I mean beautiful-no-I mean- I wasn't-I'm sorry." He said in shame at fumbling his words. He looks at you in the eyes as he clears his voice "I have been acting so weirdly because I was trying to court you the way my people did. Johnny told me that's not how things worked up here, he told me to talk to you and tell you how I feel...well he told me to do other things too but I don't that would end well. Alright, here goes." He inhales and exhales just one more time before he continues. "I am in love with you (Y/n), you make me feel seen whenever you look at me, you make me feel safe when you hold my hand, and you make me feel welcome when you are by my side. Every moment I am with you is an ecstasy I cannot describe. I never want us to end. I wish to be with you for the rest of my days, possibly raise a family together, or not. All I desire is you, for it to be you who comes back to me, I want to feel your flesh against mine, I wish for you to belong to me and me to you. I want you, every last bit of you." He exhales in relief as he finishes. His eyes fall onto you as you process what you just heard. "Please don't break my nose."

It is a most painful second as he waits for a reply. His heart pounds within his chest, he feels sick for some reason, and his eyes stay on you as he pleadingly waits for an answer. At this point, Syzoth begins to lose hope. I have failed. He slowly and silently begins to concede. Perhaps this wasn't meant to be after all.

Syzoth opens his mouth, planning to apologise and leave. But you act first. You throw yourself into arms. Even though this sudden action leaves him confused, he does not hesitate to wrap his arms around you and hold you close. There is smile on your face as you pull away, you continue your barrage of affection by assaulting his face with kisses. Syoth holds you tighter as he returns you kisses. "I'd love to, Syzoth, but let's just takes things slow first." Syzoth only replied with a nod. The smile on his face said everything else. The joy he felt inside felt unmatched to any other feeling he's ever felt, the future suddenly felt brighter for him and you.

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lunastar92 · 1 year

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Mating ritual! 🤣🤣

#twitter #mating ritual #eddie munson #chrissy cunningham #the freak and the cheerleader #stranger things #hellcheer #eddissy #eddie x chrissy #chrissy x eddie #actor #actress #joseph quinn #grace van dien #stranger things 4

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ourtubahero-blog · 8 months

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The Moronsexual tries to attract the attention of his mate with a mating dance.

#michael sheen #good omens #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good ineffable omens #david tennant #crowley #good ineffable husbands #the white curl #welsh seduction machine #you were right I was wrong #mating ritual #soft scottish hipster gigolo #go2 #go2 spoilers #aziracrow

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beauty-funny-trippy · 2 years

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#funny #lol #bird of paradise #girl #mating ritual #mating dance #gif #gifs #dancing #humor #birds #nature #costume #costumes #beauty-funny-trippy

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boimgfrog · 9 months

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IM GONNA SEE MATING RITUAL LIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCREAMING DYING THROWING UPPPPP

#jay says a thing #mating ritual

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brandyschillace · 5 months

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Meet the Ruff, nature’s Femme-boy

In the Ruff species, 1% of males are ‘faeders’. They are born with female plumage…and, strangely, much bigger testicles. They pretend to be lady birds and sneak-mate (and the females seem to love them!)

Meet the Ruff, a literal ‘sneaky f*cker’ and femme-boy of the bird world. Note: I have also learned that male Ruffs will also mate with Faeders—as bottoms! (And thus the lyrics of Bon Scott’s AC/DC hit spring to mind… ‘He’s got big balls, and SHE’s got big balls… BUT FAEDERS HAVE THE BIGGEST BALLS OF THEM ALL!)

#birds #genderqueer #gender fluid #femme boys #ornithology #nature #science #lgbtq representation #mating #mating ritual #sneaky #who doesn’t love a femme boy #Bet they share the household chores #ac/dc #bon scott

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k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9 · 2 years

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I'm honored my lady

#rituals #s e x #ritual #mating ritual #text #quotes #flattered #meme #my lady #thank you

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jestressofnihil · 7 months

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I will study bugs, I will understand and recognize bug's mating dances and then I will interrumpt them on purpose while wearing a mask just to mess up with them in order to create an army of incel bugs who hate me.

Then, I will dress myself as a bug and I will convince them I have a great plan to kill the one asshole who keeps preventing them from mating.

I will then fake my death in front of the angry bug mob (I will convince a friend to put on the mask, then I will stab her) and I will become a hero on their eyes.

I will be popular and praised among them. Queens will trust me. I will become royal advisor for at least 3, maybe 100, maybe more (I haven't studied bugs yet) species.

And you shall fear me.

#bugs #mating ritual #bug dances #my tex post

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twistedappletree · 8 months

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but she said, “no, the bottle’s dry

and that won’t save you—

but you got time before we burn.”

#music #apple jams 🍎#non fandom #mating ritual #swim #how you gonna stop it?#toss a queue to your witcher #Spotify

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mirtapersonal · 2 years

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