#matt hancock

[mysharona1987]

This woman said nothing wrong whatsoever.

Other than not saying this in public.

#conservatives #tories #scotland #politics #england #luz truss #Matt hancock #uk #immigration #nicola sturgeon

[bisexualseraphim]

If I had a quid for every time a bigoted right-wing British politician who actively ruined thousands of lives during a difficult time had his actions forgiven by the British public because he went on I’m A Celebrity: Get Me Out of Here! and ate monkey testicles or some shit, I’d have £2. Which isn’t a lot but it’s fucking depressing that it’s happened twice

#No wonder we’re in such an absolute state of despair everyone is braindead #british politics #uk politics #i’m a celebrity get me out of here #reality tv #game shows #nigel farage #matt hancock

[lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers]

The Tory government really do hold teachers and unions in general in contempt.

God forbid unions should want their workers to be safe during covid.

#uk politics #gavin williamson #matt hancock #teachers #covid #covid-19 #coronavirus #leaked messages

[tweetingukpolitics]

#jemma forte #political twitter #boris johnson #conservative party #uk politics #rishi sunak #evgeny lebedev #priti patel #lord brownlow #dominic cummings #owen paterson #suella braverman #matt hancock #liz truss #kwasi kwarteng #michelle mone

[confoundedluna]

I am going to say this now, before the show has gone on too long and before he's managed to pull his little PR move

I want Matt Hancock to be the first out on I'm a Celebrity

he is there to make himself seem funny and likeable and not just a politician, but a cool figure that people don't see and immediately think of the scandals he has been involved in

and if he makes it far into the 'vote for who you save' section of the show, he will have succeeded

i want him to get voted to go through the most miserable, uncomfortable trials, and I want him to suffer while he's there

and then I want him to be the first out, to be reminded that no one really wants him there, no one wants him to win the show, that no one likes him and his ploy to seem relatable and more than what he is has failed

I need people to remember that he is scum, and this is all being done to save face, and that he should not be allowed to get away with this shit

#uk politics #matt hancock #i'm a celeb #i'm a celebrity #i'm a celebrity get me out of here

[scavengedluxury]

Nothing to see here, just Matt Hancock admitting to covering up big surges in Covid caused by Rishi Sunak’s Eat Out to Help Out scheme. I’d start a lettuce vigil for Sunak if the supermarkets had any veg.

#uk politics #matt hancock #rishi sunak #tory scum

[prideandprejudice05]

I can’t even begin to describe how much of a disgusting human being matt hancock is but here’s a brief list

had an affair with a coworker and was caught on cctv having said affair in government buildings and breaking social distancing rules

secured ppe contracts not with verified vendors, but with tory party donors and friends

is publishing a book called the pandemic diaries, profiting off his own damaging decisions during the covid-19 response

is a current serving mp but is taking likely a 6 figure plus pay cheque to go on a reality tv show instead of representing his constituents in parliament

#tories are scum #matt hancock #uk politics #plum.txt

[bottlesandbarricades]

Matt Hand-on-his-Cock, fake crying again: I want forgiveness for literally letting people die and flouting my own covid ‘guidance’ while knocking off a lass at work

Me, once again voting for him to do another softcore saw trap:

#matt hancock #british politics #uk government #uk politics #fuck the tories #tory britain #covid pandemic #the tories #the conservative party #ukpol #I’m a celebrity #i’m a celebrity get me out of here

[prettyyprogressive]

Matt Hancock is not a celebrity. He’s not just a funny posho that we can all just point at and laugh. He’s sinister. He’s responsible for thousands of deaths during the pandemic all while breaking Covid rules and having an affair, whilst we were forbidden from seeing our loved ones. Him going on I’m a Celebrity is a joke and makes a mockery of British politics. The same tactic of creating a harmless, bumbling idiot persona for Boris Johnson was the reason why he got into power. Shame on anyone who’s fallen the facade again.

#matt hancock #i’m a celebrity #uk #british politics #tories out #tory scum #i’m a celebrity get me out of here

[deweydecimalchickens]

So you're known moron and charisma-vacuum Matt Hancock

No, people, this is a hypothetical - you don't need to commit ritual suicide or projectile-vomit into a bin. Come back. Okay.

And you're in charge of the government's health department during a pandemic that is killing over a hundred thousand people, because we are honestly scraping the barrel at this point, but you end up breaking your own quarantine rules because you can't keep your dick in your pants. And you're forced to resign.

You are shocked - SHOCKED! - to learn that going on 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here' does not actually count as understanding what you've done wrong, apologising, and making amends. Okay, okay. Obviously the bereaved and traumatised public just don't understaaaaaaaaaaaand.

So you'll write a book.

Except you can't actually write, so you'll hire a ghostwriter. And you've got a bunch of sensitive secret messages showing how badly the government mishandled a lethal pandemic, so your ghostwriter has to not just write well, but be utterly loyal and discreet.

How about...someone who is ideologically opposed to your key policy? No, no that's stupid.

How about...someone who is ideologically opposed to your key policy AND shopped Vicky Pryce to the cops instead of protecting her journalistic sources? No, that's also stupid.

How about...someone who is ideologically opposed to your key policy AND shopped Vicky Pryce to the cops instead of protecting her journalistic sources AND wrote a book telling the world a previous Prime Minister had fucked a dead pig? Yes! Isabel Oakeshott is the one. What could possibly go wrong?

#UK politics #Matt Hancock #Isabel Oakeshott

[painless-innit-colourful]

okay, context. one of my politics teachers is really against us having opinions in our assignments because we're supposed to be impartial in exams. he made the mistake of giving us an assignment where we had to "express the feelings of the youth" on the incumbent government, in whatever way we saw fit. naturally, I turned to tumblr.

submitted on the 13th December so there's very little partygate/recent stuff, and also a lot of the popular posts were quite old. excellent posts by: @michaelgovehateblog @therestlessforest @just-wobert @angrynorthernerr @imangryatthetories @two-sugars-pls @politedemon @ellesgreenaway @northern-punk-lad and @petalsandpurity. sorry about inflicting your posts on my politics teacher. close ups under the cut.

#crim speaks #british politics #uk politics #boris johnson #matt hancock #priti patel #michael gove #margaret thatcher

[changing-my-username]

Well done to the woman from Celebrity (and Matt Hancock) SAS: Who Dares Wins for calling Matt Hancock a cunt. Everyone liked that.

#politics #uk politics #matt hancock #hope she gets to insult more politicians to their faces one day

[generalelectionmusings]

#matt hancock #i’m a celebrity #uk #politics #tory #conservative party #ukpol #coronavirus

[strawberryaziraphale]

our former health secretary is currently on a reality tv show where he picked up bird shit with his bare hands and had to be told to wash his hands afterwards, which consisted of him running his hand under water for three seconds without soap. suddenly the uk’s handling of the covid pandemic makes so much sense…

#I am not joking… #matt hancock #uk politics #i’m a celebrity get me out of here #i’m a celebrity #i’m a celeb 2022 #my posts

[tweetingukpolitics]

#carol vorderman #political twitter #matt hancock #coronavirus #uk healthcare #uk politics #conservative party #uk news #simon case

[asexualdindjarin]

ok so I didn't have disgraced architect of britains covid response being forced to eat a camel penis and sheep vagina on national television on my 2022 bingo card but here we go

#uk politics #matt hancock #idek what to tag this as