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Hi !!, I have been very lucky to find your DBD content and although it is for now the only thing I have read, I can surely say that I love it! and wanted to place an order.
Headcanons of the Assassins with an S / o that is a little sunny with them at all times but your companions hate you and make fun of you so you run to the Assassin camp to feel better with your loved ones.
You can put the characters that you think are best suited to this, I give you freedom to choose.
I understand if you can't do it but anyway, thank you so much for everything you bring us! 💖
(My English is not good and I am very sorry for that.).
Hey there~! Your English is fine, I got the gist of what you wanted to say! I know you’re probably asking for longer HCs for some of the Killers, and separately, but I had a bit of a different idea on how to approach this, so I hope you like this! <3
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It wasn’t your fault that you were trying your hardest to be positive, or that you weren’t necessarily being affected by the darkening or fear that most of the survivors were going through.
Why should you bother wasting every second of your life - Or whatever there was that remained of it - Thinking up a shit tone of strategies to counter killers, get better at fixing generators and finding the hatch, when you could chat about your passions, hobbies, friends, families and other cool stuff?
Like how Kate loves to play the guitar! Or... How many of them have pets! Or Yui’s racing and motorbike passion! Claudette’s interest in botany. Everyone was so unique in their own way, why not take pride in that!
Unfortunately, your fellow Survivors weren’t leaning your way, so you often found yourself wandering around the foggy forest on your own - You were never afraid of getting lost, after all, you never needed food or water, and somehow, you always ended up back at the Survivor camp, even if you only walked straight ahead.
This time, though, things went different - Instead of arriving back at your designated camp - The Killer Camp was painted out before your very eyes.
You couldn’t help but stand there, rooted to the spot, with eyes wide open and mouth slightly agape from the shock - How did this happen? Did the Entity make a mistake?
Looking like a deer in the headlights, you just stood there, staring blankly, while all the Killers turned around to stare back at you uncomfortably.
Thankfully, the Entity made it so that no altercation can happen in between trials, so at least you were safe.
“Yo, toots, watcha standin’ there for? Come over. We were just gossipin’ ‘bout ya normies!” Ghostie was the first to let out a dark cackle and wave his hand, calling you over, where he was standing in between Michael Myers and The Legion.
You were more than happy to oblige, and with a wide grin, you immediately scuttered over and sat on the log next to him.
Susie was the first one to greet you properly, and started playing and braiding your head, while Ghostface started talking about horror movies and whatever crimes he committed in the real life.
Myers, though silent, didn’t bother budging from his spot, but it was kinda obvious he was getting annoyed with the young ones’ obnoxiousness.
Freddy was letting out low, menacing evil-laughs, but they went completely unnoticed, especially after he earned a hit to the back of his head from Trickster’s bat, before the K-pop singer scooted over and plopped down on a log opposite of them, smirking and shifting the conversation towards music and how beautiful the screams of his victims’ agony were, especially synthetized into his songs.
The rest of the Legion members joined in the conversation, behaving like normal young adults do, and gossiping here and there about random shit from their neighbourhood and all the drama they went through.
Adiris was keeping her distance, not wanting to disturb anyone with her rotting, pusing stench, but at least the censer smell was offering a soothing aroma for everyone. 
Hillbilly and Bubba were shying away from the crown, and Charlotte, Sally and Amanda were desperately fighting against the Doctor and the Clown so they wouldn’t dare try to harm a Survivor outside of a trial.
Which made Anna come over and bring you into a bone-crushing hug, protectively swinging you in her arms and humming a sweet lullaby, showing that she was taking care of you now.
 Rin finally got the courage to come over, and though she wasn’t able to speak much, she appreciated having her hair played with, and if her ancestor, the fierce Kazan, dared approach you, she’d hiss at him and get in a fighting stance, katana out and ready to fight - Thankfully, he seemed to get the idea and he’d back off, happy to let his young descendant do her thing.
Pyramid Head would take out his sword and plant it as a shield in front of you, realising your innocence and how you didn’t deserve to be Executed, as you’ve never committed any sins worth of punishing, so whenever the Cenobite was attempting to steal you away, he’d get destroyed immediately.
Carmina, timidly, would come over and let out soft craw-like sounds, blushing sweetly as you’d pet her head and smile at her so nicely, calling her beautiful and what not.
Sadako would play tricks on you and try to cause some minor harm like tugging on your hair or pushing you around, but Wesker would stop her, as he was far too interested in flirting with you - After all, there weren’t many people to flirt with, in the Killer Camp, after all.
Nemesis was trying desperately to infect you, while Caleb would use his slingshot to counter him, and Talbot would continue fighting himself against even thinking about using you as a Blight Test Subject, considering how wrong all the other subjects went.
In the end, Lisa and Evan were the ones to walk you back to your Camp, and Philip would pat your head and offer a small smile as a farewell wish.
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lukabitch · 1 year
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Sorry if the requests are closed I couldn't find a post detailing it
Anyway can I request trans masc reader who's too nice for they're own good and tries to talk sense into the killers
Preferably Wraith, Hillbilly and Bubba but I'm fine with Ghostface or anyone besides frank and freddy
Request are almost always open. The reader sounds like the most innocent thing in the realm. Thank you so much for the request! :)
Killers: Wraith, Hillbilly, and Bubba the baby boy.
Tw: typical dbd violence, mentions of cannibalism, parental abuse mentioned(Hillbilly and Bubba), transphobia.
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Wraith:
Oh okay.
He’s a bit confused but it doesn’t bother him as much.
He’ll just continue with the trial as usual but would give you the hatch.
Finds it cute when you try to talk him out of it every trial.
Usually ends up saying your too pure of heart.
Has told you on multiple occasions that he would stop if he could. It’s just a ghost haunting him.
Every damn time you would pull him into a hug telling him it doesn’t have to be like that.
He almost cries when you do this. Your just too sweet.
He would become more defiant to the Entity.
Practically protects you with his life. He won’t let anything happen to his sweet boy.
If someone was being transphobic towards you they will be missing a spine.
He has and will always be there for you. You mean too much to him to let you be upset.
He loves you with all his heart. You showed a side to him he thought was lost long ago.
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Hillbilly:
Someone actually showing genuine concern for him? He’s never had that happen before.
Seriously he literally melts from just you showing concern and trying to get him to change.
He’ll just let you ramble to him about how he could be a good person.
He always pats you on the head and walks off.
Even if he wanted to turn a new leaf he couldn’t exactly communicate that to you. He doesn’t know exactly how to speak because of the neglect and abuse of his parents.
He can only really make noises that sound like words. Lucky for him you were quick to notice what he was trying to say.
With how nice and innocent you are it repulses him to have to hurt you. He honestly doesn’t want to so he saves you for last to make it less painful.
He lets you go when he can.
Every time he does let you he sees you smile and lets you ramble about how you could let all of them go next time.
He never does let all of you go. He can’t take the beating the entity would give him.
If someone is being transphobic they will be horrifically dismembered.
One time you were trying to talk sense into him and a survivor yelled slurs at you from afar.
Yeah they didn’t last long he will protect with all his heart. It’s his only way to show that he cares without being sucked into the void.
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Bubba:
He’s incredibly confused.
Remember he was raised into believing that it was normal to eat people.
After awhile of you trying to talk him out of it he gets a bit weary. He truly takes your words to heart.
Remember how he treats Stretch in tcm2? He treats you very similar.
He’s kind to you and tries to keep you being alive low key. It doesn’t work at all but come on he’s trying! :(
He gives you a hug every time you try to talk him out of it.
He can’t communicate properly at all. He can only make a mess of noises and squeals.
He considers the two of you close and bring you gifts! Isn’t that lovely?
The gift was makeup, it makes him happy why wouldn’t you make happy?
You tried to explain to him. He does kind of understand what your saying just very loosely.
He just saw you become really uncomfortable when someone was calling you a girl.
It’s chainsaw time baby! He swung it like his life depends on it.
At the end of the day he wants to change for you because he cares about you. He just can’t change due to circumstances.
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alexmercer2424 · 2 years
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(This is something that's really stupid but screw it.) What if the new survivor pretty reenacts the whole meme of "were gonna kill you with power of friendship and this gun I found!" And just pulls out a revolver. Tbh I'm just curious how the killers or survivors would react.
Going to do the OG three killers/survivors for this react
DBD Killers & Survivors React to a Sudden Gun
Hillbilly
When he heard you declare this was rather confused
He never really had friendships so he didn’t know much about them, really didn’t think that it was going to help right now
Like to his knowledge he has a chainsaw that can cut through a lot of things like tangible things
And the lot of you don’t exactly look like friends so for all he knew you were batshit crazy
But when you pulled out the gun did his whole demeanor change like from confusion confusion to scared confusion
Because where did the ever living fuck did you find that he thought the only gun type device allowed was by the Deathslinger!
And he may be a killer but his confidence came with the chainsaw but that was close range and a gun was long range
So don’t mind him as he slowly backs away and just takes his lashing from the Entity
A scolding is much better than getting shot
Wraith
When he first heard this whole defeating him with friendship thing he thought you may actually had something
Not like, my little pony, type of having something where suddenly you have the power of magic
But rather that the lot of you got together and made a plan, not working to just survive but working to actually defeat him
So to say he was rather intrigued was a bit of an understatement like he wanted to know what the lot of you came up with
What he didn’t expect was you to actually pull out a gun
Sorta just blinked because in no way did that involve friendship no that was just straight up a gun
The way he hit that bell of his and walked off never to be seen again
Either the Entity is slacking and letting things by
Or it’s gotten sadist even towards its killers
Trapper
Was the least impress with this whole friendship idea
He was a man of business and greed, not this whole friendship thing
Watching the four of you together, thinking you could stop him, it was almost childish but of all things it was comical
This was going to be the easiest hunt for him ever!
But when he saw that gun did everything change
He wasn’t dumb he knew the power those things held
And being the killer rather than the survivor it’s easy to say he forgot what pain felt like
Even when he stepped in his bear traps with his thick boots and thick pants they didn’t do nearly what they did to the survivors
But he wasn’t exactly wearing anything protective from the waist us
And he was a rather big target
His only solution was to camp the exits with his traps and hope for the best
But now he can’t get caught setting otherwise he’s exposed to even a stray bullet
Dwight
When he first heard you declare this he thought about running
He knew this whole friendship thing was bs, they’ve been here for years and no matter how many friendships they’ve developed they’re still stuck
Yea the friendship makes it easier after going back to the campfire but it doesn’t make anything any less painful and it definitely doesn’t defeat a killer
To say he was surprised when you pulled out a gun is an understatement
Maybe they had a chance
Yea they’ve all escaped before but maybe they’ll finally be able to go back home
Back home to the real world and not this hell
But why you decided to pull it out now he wasn’t sure
Meg
Similar to the Trapper couldn’t believe this bs you were trying to pull
Really? Friendship? What the hell is that going to do?
You planning to sit down and have a tea party with the killer?
Try and act like their therapist? Try to sit down and ask what’s wrong and why they’re killing
She was about to give herself up right there and then
When you pulled that gun out tho she didn’t know what to think
Actually she did! It practically took her everything not to snatch it out of your hands and finally shoot these bastard killers!
Oh to finally be able to give them an ounce of pain they’ve been causing them all this time!
To finally be able to fight back instead of just run!
This was the better than anything any sport could provide because this has just been a terrible painful game of tag so far but now the rules are finally changing
Claudette
She was the most hopeful but in a sorta given up way
Like they’ve tried everything else maybe you had something else, maybe you finally found the answer to this hellscape
It may have no been exact science or a probable hypothesis but after everything they’ve been through it seems like all she knew before was fake or some sort of lie
What she didn’t expect was for you to pull out a gun
It made her mind draw a blank for once, she didn’t know how to react so her body just said no reaction
Can’t even begin to think where you got it, can’t even begin to think of it works
A small part of her even thought it may have been fake given their luck
But the least she could do was hope it was real
Jake
Looked at you like you were some child
Like really? You really think this is some fantasy where if you all get along things will be okay?
He was about to leave, he had better things to do than entertain this
Like actually fixing generators or looking for the trap door
But when you pulled out the gun did he decide to stay
Even tho a part of him still wanted to leave, felt it would be safer if he did like he trusted you but not enough to trust you with a possible gun in your hands
He decided to stay because he wanted to see what would happen, see if this was all some bs excuse or if it was legit
All he knew that in the end someone was getting hurt
He just didn’t know if it was the killer or the survivors once again
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ruiination · 3 months
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Another random HC dump for my other DBD muses. (Prev)
Susie!
W/W. Has had a crush on Julie like her entire life but won't act on it.
Loves art. Painting and sketching are two things she enjoys.
Hiding her nerdy side. Still big into horror stuff. Not as much as Julie.
Is a VERY angry girl. Has a lot of insecurity and suicidal ideation.
Horrible relationship with her parents.
Philip
Is very quiet. Doesn't talk to people much.
See this post about me thinking that Philip is actually Igbo.
Secretly hates like 90% of the other killers. Doesn't enjoy killing (except for if the person deserves it like the soldiers he killed)
Intelligent. Could have really had a decent life if it wasn't for how shitty the world was and how cruel his life was.
He is greatly manipulated by the entity to kill which is why he warns survivors to get away before he attacks
Max
Wants to be left alone
Thinks that 90% of the people he sees are a threat to him. Heavily manipulated by the entity.
Would actually be the easiest killer to not be hostile but sadly the entity is fucking with his head. Makes him hear things. Plays on his fears.
Very smart despite lack of education. Constantly assumed to be NOT smart due to his physical disabilities.
Needs a friend :/ Life was so unfair to him.
Struggles to speak due to not REALLY being taught outside of the TV and his mouth being Like That
Talbot
Was a survivor at one point. Literally broken down until he started killing to keep trying to escape and making serum.
The ends justify the means to him. He always had low empathy for people but if it can mean escaping he doesn't care what happens to other people
While he had low empathy it is mostly due to him being able to compartmentalize and not see the suffering he's causing until he CANNOT deny it (see his backstory)
Gouged out his own eyes and fucked up his own face. Can still see and speak (though speaking hurts him) because if he can see with no eyes he can speak with no tongue idek. Serum ig
HATES the killers. ALL of them. Is scared of them. Has been killed multiple times by many of them.
Doesn't really like hurting people but utterly numb to it. None of it matters.
His mind and body is utterly broken.
Rin
Would have been a survivor in another life.
Is tricked by the entity to see the survivors as her father
Spirit of RAGE
More likely to be hostile to men than women
Isn't fully lucid during the trials at all
Was actually a nice person aside from the Yamaoka rage before she died.
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fluffygreenkoala · 10 months
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Avatar: The Way of water Fic head canons (Aonung x Original Female character)
• A ship from Earth arrives at Hell's Gate, and inside is a sixteen years old girl... Max's daughter.
• Long story short, Max married a fellow doctor (pediatrician) some years before departing from Earth although they were engaged for a long time. Due to our planet's decaying stability, various natural catastrophes took place, one of them a horrible earthquake who left very few survivors, one child. The one Max and Philip adopted when she was two (bureaucracy, yikes) and raised as their own.
• Shanti (Peace in Hindi) is of Irish birth, but growing up with Indian and American fathers acquired some of their customs and sayings as well. Her birth last name is Healy, which her fathers let her keep along with Max's (Philip doesn't like his, so to respect his wishes I'm not going to share it). He was more than happy when he proposed to Max because it meant changing his family name - and marrying, of course.
• She calls Philip Dad and Max "Paapa" (Dad in Hindi)
• Philip calls her sweetling, Max calls her "chhote phool" (small flower in Hindi)
• Shanti has long, wavy ✨light✨ brown hair she keeps in low ponytail/braid depending on the day and clear green eyes, isn't tall as a tree but she's lithe and athletic, has good coordination and quick thinking.
• She's a kind, gentle girl who likes to learn, loves to dance (specializes in Kathak, Odissi and Irish riverdance) and would like to become a doctor and veterinarian, drawing inspiration from her fathers' work.
• Shanti was also born deaf, so she uses sign language to communicate and can read people's lips. She can talk but is unsure of how she sounds; she likes and can sing though, via touch and contact with someone's skin she's able to make out the rhythm of a song and sing along to it through the vibrations in the person's bones.
• Of course Max is distraught about his husband's death, but he's happy and overjoyed to have his daughter there.
• She quickly proves herself a trustworthy and reliable ally, helping out in Awa'atlu and learning all she can of medicine from Max, Norm *and* Ronal, wanting to be able to assist the Na'vi that gave her a roof - because as soon as she befriended the teens' gang, she was one of the people.
• She immediately learned the Metkayina sign language and from then on it was BOOM, we're adopting this cool soft-hearted girlie.
• Since she's constantly in Awa'atlu to see her friends and have study sessions with Ronal and Tsireya, she was given her own pod which Kiri, Tuk and Tsireya helped her embellish.
• Upon having to demonstrate what human dances are like to a curious Tsireya, Shanti performed a Kathak piece with the help of a violin-holding Norm and everyone's jaws dropped. Humans are able to create pretty things after all. Lo'ak swears that during the performance Aonung straight up stopped breathing, but there was no recording... that we know of.
• At first Shanti and Aonung share an awkward, shy friendship, that then turns into a full-on camaraderie and "Have you seen my son?" "Ask Shantee". It blossoms into love last, but it's so gradual that all those around them know and feel it developing (and the two are also aware but plagued by "What if she doesn't feel the same?" and "What if he can't be with a human girl?/What if my being human is too much of a sorrow on him?"
• Eventually they do get formally engaged with both Tonowari and Ronal's blessing other than Max's, who are happy to see their children happy with someone who respects and values them
• Shanti teaches Aonung to recognize edible plants on other Pandora regions and makes him food bags for hunts, while he teaches her to breathe underwater so her exopacket lasts longer as she's there - he also shows her nice places he discovered as he went here and there on his little adventures.
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gruesomegateau · 2 months
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Killers and their s/o's pets
some general headcanons for how killers (Hillbilly/Wraith/Spirit/Huntress) would interact with an S/O's pet and how they would feel about various animals.
Max Thompson Jr / The Hillbilly
Max is not great with a lot of animals. Not all of them, but a lot of common domestic animals. A dog or pretty much any farm animal is going to be pretty tough to get him to do anything more than tolerate. He won't hurt them or anything, but he's going to try his best to avoid acknowledging that they're there at all.
Max is fully aware that the way he views these animals isn't fair- they're animals, after all, its not like they've wronged him on purpose. But his negative associations towards them is strong.
Other animals, however, Max is fine with. He might even be okay with small dogs like pugs or shih tzus, as they barely even resemble the police dogs that lead to his dislike of dogs as a whole.
Max likes cats. Partially because the cartoons that provided him small solace from his otherwise horrid life, but he also just enjoys watching the way they move and climb. Is completely unbothered by cats bringing in dead mice or snakes. Might even pet them for doing a 'good job'.
That said, Max also gets... jealous easily. He has a lot of insecurities around the idea of people like his parents valuing animals like pigs more than him.
Just know that if you're giving your pet affection in front of Max, Max is going to want affection to. Just some reassurance that you value him, too.
Max also finds insects to be interesting. He doesn't really like flies, he's seen enough of them and heard enough of their buzzing for a lifetime, but if his S/O keeps things like beetles or butterflies, Max will find that pretty neat. And, another big plus for Max, there's not really much of a way to show affection to or receive affection from an insect, so there's not much for him to get jealous over.
Fish fall into a similar category to insects, especially since Max hasn't really seen that many fish in-person before: not alive ones, anyway.
Philip Ojomo / The Wraith
Philip is good with most animals! He used to leave food in his garage for stray cats, so he has a fondness of cats in particular.
Animals also just like Philip. An old junker dog at Autohaven would bark and growl at every other employee as they came in, but not Philip. After he entered the realm and became 'The Wraith', the crows also seemed to have an affinity towards him, though those aren't exactly 'real' animals.
Still! Philip is fond of most animals and most animals are fond of him. Animals he's not familiar with he's more than happy to learn about.
Leave him alone with an animal and when you come back he will probably be cooing over it and talking to it. Stops being so affectionate when he realizes he's no longer alone.
Not that Philip's trying to hide his fondness of the pet, he'll still pet it and talk fondly of it in front of people, but its more reserved than when he's alone.
Rin Yamaoka / The Spirit
Rin's pretty average with her feelings on and interactions with animals. Likes your standard stuff, is a bit more hesitant with more unusual pets, like snakes or spiders.
Would really like a dog if thats what her S/O's pet is, if her financial situation in life allowed it she would have liked to have one herself, but she's a bit more hesitant now, worried a dog might run off with one of her floating limbs.
Other than that, Rin also gets a bit worried about being affectionate with anything, animals especially. At least with affection towards her S/O, they both know to be cautious of the glass imbedded in Rin's skin, but a lot of animals might not always know better.
Because of this, Rin's more reserved with giving pets or physical affection towards animals, but will give them a lot of silly, affectionate nicknames.
Anna / The Huntress
If you have a pet, you need to establish that with Anna well before introducing her to it.
Its not that the idea of a pet is entirely foreign to Anna; She's seen hunting dogs, and vaguely can recall wishing for one of her own as a young girl.
But that time has long passed, and her default view of anything other than herself and children is 'prey'. Establishing that this particular animal is not prey before introducing Anna to it is best to prevent any misconceptions from taking root in the back of her mind.
Naturally very curious about animals. Observing animals to learn their behaviors and weak points is engrained into her- of course, she won't hurt your pet on purpose once its established to her that it is your pet, but the way she watches it will still feel like a predator stalking its prey.
If you have a dog, she will want to try to use it as a hunting dog. Might be disappointed if its not a kind of dog that can easily be trained to do that, or is just too small for it.
She'll be a bit lost on how to interact with a cat initially, but comes to understand their behavior rather quickly. They're hunters, too, but prefer to hunt alone unlike dogs. She finds it respectable. Will be extremely delighted by a cat bringing back dead mice or snakes; She understands it as the cat bringing back food it hunted for its family. It might not be much of a meal for humans, but she can appreciate the sentiment of it.
Not going to be very affectionate to any animal at first because she isn't sure how to be. Anna will pretty quickly pick up on how her S/O shows affection to their pet and mimic that, though her petting of animals tends to have a bit more force behind it then needed.
Generally likes pets that are predator rather than prey- ironic, considering her rabbit mask. She likes an animal that can help hunt or defend itself.
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im-his-druidess · 5 months
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If I have to suffer through this brain rot then so do y'all 😩
Here's some NSFW oddly specific headcanons of mine for some Dead By Daylight characters ✌️
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The Shape/Michael Myers
Height: 6'9ft
11in; thick; prominent veins
The Knight/Tarhos Kovàcs
Height: 6'6ft
10in; thick; uncut; wide
(Face Claim: Peter Steele)
The Executioner/Pyramid Head
Height: 7'0ft
12in; thick
Piercings: Frenum ladder; magic cross
The Oni/Kazan Yamaoka
Height: 6'4ft
9in; thick; prominent veins
The Trapper/Evan MacMillan
Height: 6'5ft
8in; prominent veins; wide
The Ghost Face/Danny 'Jed' Olsen
Height: 6'0
8in; slight curve upwards
(Face Claim: Joseph Quinn)
Piercings: Magic cross
The Wraith/Philip Ojomo
Height: 6'7ft
10in; white lines painted on stomach and thighs
The Hillbilly/Max Thompson Jr.
Height: 6'2ft
7in; uncut; thick
The Doctor/Herman Carter
Height: 6'3ft
9in; thick
Piercings: Frenum ladder; Prince Albert; Lorum. Both nipples (can run current through piercings)
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froggywritesstuff · 1 year
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character list
the title is self explanatory. this is a list of the characters i'll write for. it'll probably change over time, and if you see a character you'd like but don't see them on the list, just ask cause i might've forgotten about them
Hamilton
Eliza Schuyler
Angelica Schuyler
Peggy Schuyler
Maria Reynolds
Alexander Hamilton
John Laurens
Philip Hamilton
Lafayette
Hercules Mulligan
James Madison
Thomas Jefferson
Aaron Burr
Umbrella Academy
Viktor Hargreeves
Diego Hargreeves
Klaus Hargreeves
Allison Hargreeves
Luther Hargreeves
Five Hargreeves
Ben Hargreeves (Umbrella or Sparrow)
Sloane Hargreeves
Jayme Hargreeves
Stranger Things
Will Byers (non female readers only)
Mike Wheeler
Lucas Sinclair
Dustin Henderson
Eleven Hopper
Max Mayfield
Robin Buckley (non male readers only)
Nancy Wheeler
Jonathan Byers
Steve Harrington
Eddie Munson
21 Chump Street
Justin Laboy
The Goldfinch
Boris Pavlikovsky
Theodore Decker
Marvel
Peter Parker (any actor)
Steve Rogers
Bucky Barnes
Sam Wilson
Makkari
Sersi
Sprite (platonic only)
Steven Grant
Marc Spector
Layla El-Faouly
America Chavez (non male readers only)
Kate Bishop
Yelena Belova (platonic only)
Shuri
Namor
Riri Williams
X-Men
Mystique
Kitty Pryde
Peter Maximoff
Rogue
In The Heights (movie version)
Usnavi de la Vega
Vanessa 
Nina Rosario
Benny
Sonny de la Vega 
Heathers
Veronica Sawyer
JD (Jason Dean)
Heather Chandler
Heather McNamara
Heather Duke
John Doe
John Doe
Ride The Cyclone
Noel Gruber (male or nb readers only)
Ocean O'Connel Rosenburg
Mischa Bachinski
Constance Blackwood
Ricky Potts
Hatchetfieldverse
Paul
Emma
Ted
Bill
Alice
Ruth
Pete
Richie
Max
Grace
Black Friday
Lex Foster
Ethan Green
Hannah Foster (platonic only)
Heartstopper
Charlie Spring (non female readers only)
Nick Nelson
Tara Jones (non male readers only)
Darcy Olsson (non male readers readers only)
Elle Argent
Tao Xu (non male readers only(headcanoning him as bi or pan is disrespectful and transphobic))
Tori Spring
Imogen Heaney
Isaac Henderson (platonic only)
Do Revenge
Eleanor Levetan (non male readers only)
Drea Torres
Deadpool
Wade Wilson/Deadpool
Wednesday
Wednesday Addams
Enid Sinclair
Bianca Barclay
Xavier Thorpe
Ajax Petropolus
Eugene Otinger
(young) Morticia Addams
(young) Gomez Addams
Beetlejuice
Lydia Deetz
Tomorrow When The War Began
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✨Adriana Imai | The Skull Merchant✨
Sweet Coelha
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Can I request a headcanon for how good or bad each of the Pedro character are at helping around the house? I'm thinking Marcus Pike is great with chores but probably can't cook (I always remember him eating takeout or diner food in the show) and Max Philips definitely hires a cleaning service.
Helping Around The House:
Javier: Did you see how clean his apartment could be? This man helps out. He’s not the typical bachelor slob and that transfers over into a relationships. Come on? That toothbrush cup and his razor was neatly placed on the little mirror ledge. However, he does NOT cook. You don’t want him to. This man burned water, literally started reading a report and boiled all the water out of the pot and scorched it. But he won’t complain about a hot dog if you really don’t cook either. 
Ezra: Ummmm, you guys don’t have much. Your pod is nice and neat, but thats by necessity. There’s not a whole hell of a lot that you carry that isn’t for survival, so there isn’t a lot of mess. However, he does set up the camp marvelously efficiently. Cooking isn’t any better either. Those Nutri packs or bars is about as fancy as it gets when you are roughing it out on the Green. 
Mando: Mando is....militaristic. Everything has a place but beyond the neatly organized weapons locker, he’s not exactly domestic? Like meals are broths or packaged meals. The Crest has cargo containers with stuff, but it’s all organized so he knows exactly where everything is when he needs it. It’s more about you staying out of things than anything else honestly. At least at the beginning. You start bringing things in the ship, making him sigh and start reorganizing to find a place for it. Although he was really upset when the Crest was destroyed because you lost all your stuff. 
Frankie: He was in the military. The man knows how to keep an area clean. Things are not white glove clean since the baby, but he helps out. There's not really a chore list between the two of you. It’s just more of a ‘if it needs doing at that moment, do it’ type of attitude. He’s not going to ignore a full dishwasher or dryer because that’s ‘your’ chore. Although all the small fix it type chores around the house are his. He doesn’t trust you not to lose his tools. 😂
Tovar: You are kidding right? He is a man, his job is to provide for you. Your job is to take what he’s provided and turn it into a warm and welcoming home for him. It’s the time of course that lends him to adhere to this ideal of what the roles are. HOWEVER...this man also chops the wood and hauls the water, literally builds the house, breaks the ground for the garden every spring, and takes care of the hunting the meat. It’s not that he doesn’t help you, it’s more that you each play your roles very well and they compliment each other. 
Agent Whiskey: Jack absolutely hires a cleaning service. He’s never home. Always away on missions. And when he is home, he wants to spend every moment he can with his sugar, not worrying about cleaning a house. He has someone come in every couple of days to take care of the cleaning so you don’t have to worry about. Although, when he’s home, Jack will fire up the grill to make you a mean ribeye to go with that bottle of Statesman. 
Max Phillips: Cleaning service. You really think he’s going to clean up all that blood? Although it’s more that he turned the cleaning lady into a vampire. Hasn’t cooked since he's become a vampire, so you are on your own with that. Just, dear God, go easy on the garlic. That shit stinks. 
Marcus Pike: Of course Marcus will help. He’s going to assist any way that he can, maybe take on the chores that you hate the most because it will make you happy. Chore chart? Would that make it easier? Whatever it is, he’s in this 50/50. Although....he can order a mean take out, he cannot cook - bless him. Maybe a cooking lesson as a date night?
Oberyn: Chores? Things around the castle? That’s the servants responsibilities. Your job it so be by his side and his job is to do a lot of things, but none of them require either one of you to worry about washing clothes or preparing food. Your days of thinking you will live a hard life breaking your back for some shit lord are over. 
Dave York: He takes the trash out. When he’s in town. Honestly, with his schedule, he knows that a lot of the day to day gets put on your shoulders. He appreciates that, so when he is home on the weekends, he gives the girls strict instructions that they aren’t to bother you with anything, Mr. Mom mode is activated. It’s the least he can do for you holding down the fort while he was out being sexy murder daddy. 
Zach: What are you talking about? You barely do anything. Zach is so damn proud of having a roof over his head, he’s going to be hard pressed to let you do anything. Seriously. He loves the fact that he has a place to clean and chores to do in order to maintain a home. It takes a little while and a few arguments to get him to relinquish the almost iron grip he has over the household cleaning.
Marcus Moreno: He’s honesty relieved to have a little help with the household chores to be honest. Missy has her chores, but he’s so very happy to have help with cooking and just the general cleaning of the house. Just tell him how to you want to pitch in and he will make sure that he tells you how much he appreciates it. 
Max Lord: To be honest, Max isn’t present even when he’s at home. He’s in his home office, working, burying his head in paperwork to find that dream stone. His dreams for you, for Alistair hinge on him finding that artifact and making sure that he has everything he’s ever wanted, and that he can give you the world. Sitting in his paper littered office, he doesn’t understand that you want him to help now, with the little things. Taking out the trash is more important that the riches he seeks in your eyes. He just can’t see it. 
Javi G: Javi doesn’t clean. Not because he’s an ass, but that is what they have hired people to do. He doesn’t make intentional messes, he cleans up after himself and he doesn’t leave his clothes scattered floor everywhere, but it’s just not on his radar to do chores. However, he does clean his memorabilia room himself. Does that count?
Dieter: Cleaning??? The only cleaning this man does is when he cuts neat little lines in his cocaine to snort up. He’s living in hotels most of the year and then when he’s home, he’s got the most amazing housekeeper at his house in Sherman Oaks. She comes in everyday and is witness to what a messy slob Dieter can be. This man child is absolutely useless with domesticity. 
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mara-xx217 · 2 years
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What r ur headcanons for how big each of the killers PPs are
I'm genuinely surprised it's taken this long for someone to ask this question. Congrats on being the lucky Anon to ask! I might die of embarrassment after this one lads
You know what's under the cut lol
Evan Macmillan/the Trapper
Average length of around 6 inches
Slightly thicker than average girth
"Average joe" of dicks
Thinks he's all that and a bag of chips
Max Thompson Jr./the Hillbilly
About 5 and a half inches in length
Average girth
He has similar disfigurements to the skin along one side just like he does all over his body
Timid and shy... at first
Philip Ojomo/the Wraith
Just over 6 inches in length
On the slimmer side girth wise
Has an odd texture, much like the rest of his body
And is COLD
Too fast for his own good
Herman Carter/the Doctor
Bigger than average at 7 and a half inches
Hella thick
Will shock the piss out of you
He's a giggler
Jeffery Hawk/the Clown
Ugh- Average...
Average...
Please don't make me talk about Clown dick ;_;
Frank Morrison/the Legion
Man's at 5 and a half inches in length
Average girth
Piercings ;)
Danny Johnson/Ghostface
Danny "Big Dick" Johnson is totally average at about 5 inches
On the slimmer side girth wise
Selfish prick (ha)
It's gonna be a cold day in Hell when I give this jerk the word "the" in front of his cringe killer-sona
Demogorgon (Stranger Things)
Uh, does it even have a static size-?
Monster dick
Should be terrifying and painful
For more context: here ;)
Kazan Yamaoka/the Oni
Big man is nearly 8 inches in length
A member of the THICC boy club
Rarely a rage fucker, but definitely loses control easily
Caleb Quinn/the Deathslinger
My gut tells me he's another for the "Average Joe" club
Very average in all aspects
A bad boy that would only break your heart
Pyramid Head/the Executioner (SH 2)
Uh- He's hyper aggressive and toxic masculinity incarnate sooo...
Big
Bigger
Probably DISGUSTING
Good thing he only punishes the Guilty, eh?
Talbot Grimes/the Blight
Mr. Average Man
An Average Peen
But you can crack it like a glowstick
I dare you
Ji-Woon Hak/the Trickster
Thinks he's hot shit
Spoiler: he's average
All around
Selfish lover
Nemesis (RE 3)
Does he even have anything to work with?
If he did, he would have a MASSIVE DONG
MAGNUM CONDOMS FOR HIS MASSIVE PEEN-
Carry me like a football Mr. Bioweapon
Michael Myers/the Shape (Halloween)
He's among the biggest alongside Jason at nearly 9 inches in length
Not as thick as Jason but he's going to hurt without a doubt
Pain and suffering
Jason Voorhees/Killer of Camp Blood (Friday the 13th)
Big boi is at 9 inches in length
And he is THICC
Kinda... cold
Ride this man please he's horny and terrified-
Freddy Kruger/the Nightmare (Nightmare on Elm's Street)
Slightly smaller than average
Ew
Looks bad
Smells even worse
Do not fuck this gremlin
Bubba Sawyer/Leatherface (TCM)
On the shorter side at just under 5 inches
What he lacks in length he make up for in girth
You need to tell him what to do so he doesn't hurt you...
Thomas Hewitt/Leatherface (TCM Remake)
A very respectable 7 inches in length
THICC
An uncomfortable fit but he's careful
Bo Sinclair (HoW)
Nearly 6 inches in length
Average girth
In the "Average Joe" club with his brother and Evan
Thinks Vincent is his better but he's not
Vincent Sinclair (HoW)
He's exactly like his twin
"Average Joe"
Thinks he's better than Bo but he's not
Lester Sinclair (HoW)
Just above 5 inches in length
On the slimmer side in girth
He's a sweet bean don't break his heart please
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roberrtphilip · 2 months
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hi i’m giving you an assignment. you have to go to jellycat dot com and pick AT LEAST one stuffie that each philip would own. obviously pick more if more than one speak to you. but yes at least one for each beloved philip. and bonus points if you tell me How they received the babies.
ON IT BOSS 🫡
starting with Giselle, I need to say I went absolutely insane when I saw Timmy Turtle is by this company becaaaauuuuuse I made a Post about Him!!!!!! (x) SO, she would 1000% have him !!!! She'd also love Huddles Kangaroo, and Willow Squirrel BUT I must say, she would be quite upset they have no chipmunk options ☹️ oh, and she'd love this Bashful Bunny too.
For Robert, I think he'd keep it simple and just have Bartholomew Bear (bedtime version) WHICH reminds me, I wrote a fic (which I've since deleted) of Robert and Giselle going bowling, and she wins a prize in the arcade and said prize is a dark brown bear in a suit that she named Robby :') Maybe I'll rewrite that some day bc I liked the concept, but the way I wrote it was. Mmmmm. Not my favorite.
ANYWHO, Morgan. So, like Sofia, I headcanon Morgan had a scruffy little dog plush that Robert bought before she was born, and Cooper Doodle Dog is probably the closest to what I envisioned in my head, so I will give her that little guy. Floofie Sheepdog reminds me of the plush she has in the movie (which I think is meant to be Max from TLM? idk for sure) so I'll throw him in as well. And I'll give her Fuddlewuddle Lion bc she Loooooooved seeing the lions at the zoo.
For Sofia, she would absolutely Need both Brynlee Bee and Honeyhome Bee, and she would also absolutely adore Penny Praying Mantis, Spindleshanks Spider, Stanley Stick Insect, Sandy Snail, and, of course, Winston Worm !! He might be her fave, actually. Also, truly I think she owns every little guy in the bug section like... trying to limit myself here was Not easy she would want them all!!!!! Stevie Snake and Colin Chameleon are also must haves, and Robert (lovingly) tells her Stevie is the closest thing to a Real Snake she's ever gonna get. Canonically, she has a dragon hand puppet that she sleeps with, so I headcanon she loves dragons too, and I believe Dexter Dragon is pretty close to the color of said puppet, so he's also gonna be tossed in, along with Fuddlewuddle Dragon. and ykw, she'd probably also love Nessie Nessa. OH AND Gomez Gorilla !!!
God okay, I went a bit overboard with Sofia and now I'm bankrupt. Thank god she has rich parents !! BUT this was a very fun mission, thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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r3dkn0ts · 10 months
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R3DKN0TS DBD KILLER MASTERLIST
Here I'll document all my headcanons, imagines, and fics that I'll write for the Dead By Daylight killers on this blog, sorted by character! Click the read more to see the masterlist in action! WARNING: THIS IS AN EXTREMELY LONG POST!
The Trapper / Evan MacMillan Headcanons - Badly flirting with The Trapper Imagines
The Wraith / Philip Ojomo Headcanons - Badly flirting with The Wraith Imagines
The Hillbilly / Max Thompson Jr. Headcanons - Badly flirting with The Hillbilly Imagines
The Shape / Michael Myers Headcanons Imagines
The Doctor / Herman Carter Headcanons Imagines
The Huntress / Anna Headcanons - The Huntress congratulating her killer S/O on their first 4K Imagines - Worshipping The Huntress ( 18+ )
The Cannibal / Bubba Sawyer Headcanons Imagines
The Spirit / Rin Yamaoka Headcanons Imagines
The Legion / Frank, Julie, Susie, and Joey ( NO NSFW WITH SUSIE ) Headcanons Imagines
The Plague / Adiris Headcanons Imagines
The Ghost Face / Danny Johnson Headcanons Imagines
The Oni / Kazan Yamaoka Headcanons Imagines
The Deathslinger / Caleb Quinn Headcanons - The Deathslinger with a boyfriend that has Chronic Fatigue Syndrome Imagines
The Executioner / Pyramid Head Headcanons Imagines
The Blight / Talbot Grimes Headcanons - The Blight with a boyfriend that has Chronic Fatigue Syndrome Imagines
The Trickster / Ji-Woon Hak Headcanons Imagines
The Nemesis / Nemesis T-Type Headcanons Imagines
The Artist / Carmina Mora Headcanons Imagines
The Dredge Headcanons Imagines
The Mastermind / Albert Wesker Headcanons Imagines
The Knight / Tarhos Kovács Headcanons - The Knight with a boyfriend that has Chronic Fatigue Syndrome - The Knight congratulating his killer S/O on their first 4K Imagines
The Skull Merchant / Adriana Imai Headcanons Imagines
The Singularity / HUX-A7-13 Headcanons - The Singularity congratulating his killer S/O on their first 4K Imagines
The Xenomorph Headcanons Imagines
The Good Guy / Chucky / Charles Lee Ray ( NO NSFW ) Headcanons Imagines
The Good Gal / Tiffany Valentine ( NO NSFW ) Headcanons Imagines
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What would happen if the Entity kidnaps children or young teens to be survivors? I remember that there used to be a fanfic where the Entity getting desperate to get more energy kidnaps a child to have it be a survivor. I think that Susie and Phillip in that fanfic were one of the killers who were shown to be hesitant on a child being harmed and do not want to kill them. In your Surviving the Game story, how would the slashers like Ghostface, Trapper, Wesker and the others react if the Entity goes as far as kidnapping someone that is younger than the adult survivors? I have a feeling that there would be some slashers that have morals about not harming children and would try to let the young one go.
The following answer is all my own headcanon/fic-canon and not actual character thoughts from their respective creators.
I'm imagining a person anywhere between the ages of 6 to 12 for this.
Danny doesn't like kids. The younger they are, the more he's repulsed by them. He refuses to kill children however, so if the Entity was to bring in a Survivor he deemed 'too young' he'd simply refuse to go after them during Trials.
Evan would be very uncomfortable and unsure how to react. He doesn't like children, but he certainly won't outright kill one either. He'd probably try to avoid them or lay traps where he figured they wouldn't wonder but the bigger older Survivors might.
Michael doesn't kill kids unless it is necessary for his escape or survival. He would ignore them to the point they did something to piss him off; drop a pallet on him, unhook (assuming they can reach that high) one of the others, or otherwise fuck with his other kills.
Philip would be utterly horrified. He would refuse to kill or hurt any of the Survivors anytime the child was present, regardless of the punishment brought down on him by the Entity.
Carmina would very similarly act like Philip. She would still make an attempt to go after the other three Survivors, but only if she was sure the child wasn't close enough to witness their deaths.
Max would cut them down without a second thought.
Talbot would find the entire thing hilarious and go out of his way to scare them before sacrificing them.
Kenneth has killed people of all ages, even before the Entity. Killing the same kid repeatedly would be no different to him than killing any other Survivor.
Freddy would be kinda irritated. Everyone already thinks the worst of him and having a literal child in the Trials would make things worse. For that reason alone, he'd make it a point to never touch them and he'd make sure EVERYONE knew it. Survivors and Killers.
Sally would kill them but feel kinda bad about it every time.
Herman would be confused at first, thinking maybe it was a mistake. He'd more often than not pretend he didn't see them in an attempt to give them a better chance at escape.
Anna loves kids and would go feral at the sight of one in a Trial. It would get so bad the Entity would have to stop putting them in the same Trial.
Amanda would be pissed. She neither hates or likes kids (she's pretty neutral on the subject, she just doesn't want any of her own) but seeing one in a Trial would set her off. She wouldn't kill them, but she'd make it look like she was trying if only to keep the Entity off her back.
Rin would be upset about it but still kill them.
Adiris would be unsure how to react. She was a healer before and being forced to become a murderer had never sat right with her. The others would still be hunted and killed, although without the aid of Vile Purge.
Thomas would lose his mind, tearing through the other three Survivors in a fit of rage before storming off to a far corner of the map to work his anger out on whatever nonliving things he could find.
Frank would panic the first time he was met with a child in a Trial. (As the Legion's leader, the Entity always threw him in with new Survivors before the others) Having survived too many abusive foster parents and bullies, he would not only refuse, but be unable to kill a child and he'd warn the others not to touch them. Kids are off limits. (the others would be perfectly okay with that)
Demogorgon and Dredge have a very limited (to no) understanding of age and would kill them just like any Survivor.
Wesker would find it pathetic and refuse. He's too good to kill a child. (Unless it's by unleashing a highly mutagenic virus on the world...)
Nemesis wouldn't care. A body is a body. A kill is a kill. Orders are orders...
Kazan doesn't care but never Mori's them. Maybe he cares a little? Maybe?
Caleb has seen a lot of death. Young, old, weak, strong. He's seen them all come and go. He doesn't like it, but he'll do it.
The Twins don't see it as any different than an adult or older teen Survivor. After all, they were just kids themselves...
Ji-Woon doesn't like the way they scream so he generally avoids them or kills them as quickly as possible. Having never liked kids in the first place, their shrill voice grates his nerves like nothing else.
Sadako gives 0 fucks and will kill them just like the other Survivors.
Pyramid Head has absolutely no cares when it comes to killing and maiming humans. If the oddly short one doesn't want to die, they better be able to keep out of his grasp.
Pinhead... He literally doesn't care. The Chatterer Cenobite used to be a kid after all. Age, much like the passage of time, is simply irrelevant to the demon.
Bonus!
Jason doesn't kill kids. Period.
Chucky will kill a kid, yeah. He doesn't care.
Tiff will berate him for the next decade at least... but would kill a kid... probably by accident.
Art... Yes, and we're leaving it at that.
Samara would and she'd laugh the whole time.
Sorry, Tarhos and Adriana aren't in the fic at all since I started writing it before they were added to the game! If I missed anyone let me know and I'll add them in the comments <3
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once-was-muses · 10 months
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『 𝙰 𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈 𝙳𝙴𝚂𝙲𝚁𝙸𝙿𝚃𝙸𝚅𝙴 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙵𝙸𝙻𝙴 𝙾𝙵 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙴 』 .
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NAME. Abaeze Philip Ojomo
AGE.   29 (circa 1988 when got Snatched™️, actually 64)
SPECIES. Human(?)
GENDER.   Male (cis, he/him)
ORIENTATION.   Homosexual
INTERESTS. Cars, maths, chess, stargazing, classic literature and poetry, music- Philip's interests are a little all over the place.
PROFESSION.    Pre-Fog, Autohaven was the first and only Actual Job he'd had. Before then, it was just odd jobs where he could get them, doing whatever meneal thing people would pay him for.
BODY TYPE. Long and lanky, broad shoulders and a narrow waist. Muscular, but in a lean and wiry fashion.
EYES.   Once a dark but soft brown, now solid black with pupils that reflect light. Upturned, with heavy lids that give him the appearance of being constantly worried or saddened.
HAIR.   Rich black, kept long in braids- along with a short goatee- ever since he moved to America. Pre-Fog, he kept as good care of his braids as he could, taking them out at least once a week to wash his hair and redo them. Nowadays, the most he does with them is pick any stray twigs or leaves out, making sure the chain links he's woven in are still in place.
SKIN.   Before the Fog, his skin was naturally deep brown but offset by the lighter scar tissue washed across his form. Now, it's as if the melanism in his skin has taken over every other pigment, the bark-like hide now covering him black as midnight.
FACE.   Jaw is angular with a blunt chin, defined cheekbones and a broad nose. Lips are full and seem permanently pulled down at the edges.
HEIGHT.   7'8" (or 6'4" before the Entity's transformation)
COMPANIONS. Very little, both in the past and present. Angelino Azimov, his boss at Autohaven, and his ex Royce Delaney were the closest he'd been to another human being since his entire family was taken. He finds the vast majority of company in the Fog obnoxious at most amicable- with the exception of Rin, Carmina, Ms. Smitherson, the littles Legionnaire, and (in small doses) Max.
ANTAGONISTS.   There are far too many to name. One already mentioned above. It's much simpler to leave it at that.
COLORS.   Blues, browns, greys, white, and black
FRUITS.   Citrus, especially lemon. It's his favorite flavor for sweets, too.
DRINKS.   Water is the only option anymore. But he occasionally misses Ale 8, a soda he'd bought on a whim at a (unaffiliated) gas station and continued to buy a bottle of when his monthly paycheck rolled in (read: was handed to him in small bills) as a sort of tradition.
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES ?  He's never been particularly interested in alcohol, despising the taste. The only alcoholic drink he ever liked was a pink lemonade wine cooler.
SMOKES ?  As morbidly ironic as it is considering his childhood, he developed a smoking habit shortly before coming to America. Needless to say he doesn't get much of a chance to continue with this in the Fog.
DRUGS ?   Never. He saw what it did to some of the soldiers razing his home country, what happened when some of his people got ahold of it, lived only a few blocks from a regular spot for junkies- not to mention the assumptions that followed him as a black man in the 70s and 80s. Anything that could've tempted him on the streets didn't have much of a chance to charm him.
DRIVERS LICENSE ?   He never had a driver's license. (But that didn't stop Azimov from having him move the cars in and out of the garage and around the lot. Or messing around in the driver's seat of one of the staff lorries.)
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