#max is not a good person!

[fumifooms]

Chilchuck analysis speedrun: As a hardworking half-foot who grew up poor and discriminated against and had his gullibility taken advantage of multiple times in his early adventuring days, Chilchuck thinks optimism is a dangerous flaw. He’s stressed and strict all the time because his job is noticing details like traps that could get everyone killed before anyone knows it, he takes the lives of everyone to be on his shoulders, and with the way he speaks about it that probably partly reflects how he felt about taking it upon himself to provide for his family too. His life’s always been pretty centered around work and has become even moreso now that his wife left and everyone is independent, and due to past events he’s very iffy with bonding with coworkers. He thinks feelings and job are a disaster mix. Like with his wife or with parties hiring him as sacrifice, being open or having good faith is vulnerability which can get you hurt, so he processes and shows all his stress as anger instead of worry. Doing strict dieting probably isn’t helping the irritability what with hunger, and on top of being a hunger suppressant alcohol might be the main stress reliever he has.

His grey hairs are so earned

#Chilchuck tims #dungeon meshi #analysis #HAPPY CHILCHUCK DAY #You know what yeah understandable have a good day #Alcohol be a ticket straight to chilling out town I suppose #Spoilers #dungeon meshi manga spoilers #Thinking on if I should split my family masterpost into diff posts for max reach hmm #Anyways I’m def editing in the second page into that post that “I’ve got three people to think of here” sounds sooo much like that’s #How he’d think about it in a family setting as well. He works so hard for them 🥺 #I could have put 100 pics on this post to justify everything I mentioned but this is a speedrun for a reason. I’m planning so many #Compilations rn i need a break from rereading lol #He’s just here to do his work!! He just wanna do his work!!! #I’m always rotating him in my brain like rotisserie chicken :( Hopefully this doesn’t sound disjointed or insane to average readers #He’s always on his guard so he has a short fuse and his type of humor & liking for snarky remarks doesn’t help #Also bc he knows nothing lasts he has a very work hard play hard mentality where ‘dying doing something you love. Like drinking’ #Is nice in his opinion #This post makes it all sound so dry. Chilchuck is so messy thinking about him is thrilling I swear. This is concise but at what cost… #OH ALSO he has weird self-hate issues where he really values his skills but devalues himself on a personal level. #‘I am a coward. I only care about myself. I cheated on my wife (lying for no reason)’ etc etc #Can’t disappoint people and make them leave you if they already have no expectations and esteem of you 😏💡

[vroom-vrooms]

I just cannot get over how fucking nice Max is to Charles

Cause Max is nice, but he’s so gentle and sweet to Charles, he always has something good to say about him, it’s so different to how he is with Daniel or Lando, cause he’s nice with them but he’s so much more intense, the jokes, the hugs and pushes and comments and all that, they’re different, he’s careful with Charles

And I think that’s the sweetest thing ever, cause Charles is different than Daniel and Lando, they’re not exactly friends, and they have like 10 years of rivalry under their belt, so having such a gentle and nice approach to their new dynamic is so adorable

#I LOVE THEIR FRIENDSHIP OK???? #I love that Max has become Charles’ biggest supporter #he’s just so gentle with him FUUUUUUUCK #formula 1 #f1 #formula one #max verstappen #charles leclerc #lestappen #but is it really #I love their dynamic #he genuinely likes him so much #saying good things about a driver’s performance is different to saying good things about the driver as a person #i hate them (affectionate)

[tristinart]

Pro tip! If you pause npmd right here and walk away, nothing bad happens ever!

#i call this version of npmd: Max Jagerman Gets a Party Thrown For Him That Makes Him a Good Person! (MJGAPTFHTMHAGP for short) #i love max jagerman okay. i would kill and die for him <3 #art #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #max jagerman #starkid npmd

[emile-hides]

I cannot believe no one’s gifed POV Ramattra tilting your chin up with his staff yet. Must I do everything around here.

#Overwatch #Ramattra #I'm going to get SO many 'Your gif was used in a post' Notifications from this one I can feel it #I know you'll never see it but y'all using this gif in your Ramattra X Reader posts I see you. #I'm gonna read every single one of them #Best way to find Character X Readers is to be the person making the hot gifs of the character #I get SO MANY posts from that one Alastor gif I clipped and it wasn't even good #It's not good I don't know why people use it fdkjgkdfjkg #I tried to make it slower but using free online tools the only thing I could do was turn down the frame count #And we don't want that now do we #This is the second time I gifed an Overwatch Omnic for me myself and I #This is the higher quality of the two but the other is Max from last year's Blizcon #Funny considering gifs that loop like this bother my eyes and upset my stomach #but SOMEONE'S gotta do it it might as well be me

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

UUUGGGGHHHHH mina first instinctively reaching towards him and pulling away because she is horrified by herself after what has happened but then reaching out again because she can’t handle on top of everything right now the added fear for jonathan’s life + jonathan being quite understandably in full instant rage-fueled vampire hunting mode but instantly acquiescing because comforting mina is more important than killing dracula because this violent gory vampire book is a novel about love…. they’re perfect i love them 😭 😭 😭

#it’s so good and also YET ANOTHER extremely contemporary feeling moment #bc i actually like reliably love the trope of #‘person momentarily talked out of murderous purpose because they have the more #important job of being nice to someone they love who is sad’ #confidential to like. 2 people? max? it’s giving reid and prentiss in the s13 premiere after the mr scratch thing #dracula daily

[champagne121212]

good afternoon mentally ill transgender tumblr how are we feeling about the sudden no warning mcr single drop because oh boy i am certainly feeling a way about it. that way is foaming at the mouth. losing my mind. incomprehensible thoughts and emotions. i love everything about it.

#mcr #the foundations of decay #literally though so many thoughts and feelings none of them able to be translated into words #IT IS SO GOOD #saint.txt #sure as hell wasn't expecting this one to blow up. didnt even remember to put my personal post tag on it. #thought this was gonna get 20 notes max. inch resting. #guess the mentally ill transgenders of tumblr really do like my chemical romance. me too guys me too.

[scuderiafemboy]

“these two will fight forever; a prophecy” ❤️‍🩹

#f1 #formula 1 #max verstappen #verstappen #charles leclerc #leclerc #lestappen #jos saying this????? #worst person u ever know made a great point #i posted it on twitter and thought oh good plan to do it here too

[viviun]

I just realized this year it will be 10 years since The Legend of Korra final episode aired. I still cry EVERYTIME watching the last scene.

#I AM FINE #THIS IS FINE #first of all it does not feel like it has been 10 years WTF #maybe max 5 years #ugh I am old #Korra and Asami make my bisexual heart soar #the legend of korra #korrasami #asami sato #korra #tlok #personal #currenly ugly crying bc of them #but in a good way

[goldenboots1]

Controversial opinion

It’s sad that Max fans are now taking digs at Max for being loyal to that hold Man who nearly lost his integrity for getting a literal child into a racing car. He got so much criticism for his actions “he’s getting senile” I know Helmut isn’t liked by many RB fans but the job he did for RedBull was fantastic. Credit where credit is due. We as fans can’t deny what he did. Especially for Max, Max is where he is now because of Helmuts actions. And I know some of you think he’s stupid for standing by his side but Max hasn’t forgotten. And I bet it’s incredibly difficult for him rn because he also knows what Christian did for him. What this team did for him. But it was Dietrich’s and Helmuts decision to go with Max. It’s sad to see what happened to RedBull now that Dietrich isn’t with us anymore. He wouldn’t have let this happen and I bet it would make him super sad to see in what direction his dream is going now.

#bootscorner #personal perspective #personal opinion #i’m just so sad #this whole stuff takes away the spotlight from Max #and he drove an incredible good lap #he deserves to the celebrated and not have this constant news overshadow his achievements

[rollercoasterwords]

good morning….category 5 max lavergne ‘wolfman moves to town’ incident…

#have not been able 2 stop thinking abt this line since i read it… #why do i have to be good…why do i have to haul this stomach around….and what about these paws…. #feeling feelings and thinking thoughts #personally i do think everyone should read blue night at the cult. by max lavergne. personally #txt

[itsdefinitely]

richie really wanted to be max's friend. he really wanted to be max's friend. he. he wanted to be max's friend. nobody talk to me i'm having a moment

#not even michie im just. woag. i. #man. #definite's ted talks #richie lipschitz #max jagerman #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #im supposed to be drawing or writing right now but i cant get rhis out of my head. richie really wanted to bw max's friend #do you think he transferred from another school and - not knowing about jagerman - introduced himsekf to max #and max pushed him into a locker and called him a nerd #do you think they were best friends before fourth grade and richie really wants that back :( #do you think that richie was the only person that could see the good in max before the waylon incident #do you think. because im thinking #also sidenote: ship names in this fandom are really funny #jagertitty? jagerschitz? what next. spankman? #okay sidenote over #do you think richie was the only person to actually earnestly want to be max's friend

[mistninja]

Big fan of characters who are somewhat aware that they are side characters and they struggle with that

#that quiz made me think of idelle black sails #which made me think of wakaba rgu my best friend wakaba rgu #like idelle wins at the end right #and her 'you killed my friend' monologue is so good because it makes u think of her and that girl as actual people #and not just extras that the main cast can kill without affecting anyone #idelle knows shes no max no anne no eleanor but that doesnt make her any less of a person #and then theres wakaba who seems so detached from the weirdness of the duels and is 'just' normal #but then it gets turned around and u see how wakaba feels about the whole situation #ugh wakaba duel my beloved #and in the finale u see that wakaba has taken on the role of utena somewhat #which is crazy? like what does that mean #the world akio constructed is falling apart and the cast is starting to move forward and outside of the neverending cycle #and wakaba now goes from the normie friend to taking on utenas role as an active player? #is she simply redoing utenas story or something else

[thetechnicolorphase]

max jagerman did nothing wrong actually #jagermansweep

#my art #fanart #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #max jagerman #this was so unnecessarily complex to draw but it's ok Goddamn npmd was good #personally I'm not as into starkids hachetfield stuff other than tgwdlm but npmd was incredible #i still think it works better as a stand alone thing #loved seeing the tgwdlm references tho #and I'm a big fan of max I think he should do whatever he wants forever. same for grace I'll draw her later :3 #im not tagging this as spoilers bc he's like literally in the thumbnail for the YouTube video lmao

[reneeub]

Grace is such a lovely girl she just wants to help everyone :c

In Abstinence Camp she's worried that Steph might be pregnant and gets her send to Abstinence Camp for her own good

In Nerdy Prudes Must Die she's worried about Hatchetfield youth and wants to save them from co-ed dances and wants to help nerds stop getting bullied by Max

It's not her fault that all of her good intentions end with murder :C

#grace chasity #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #starkid #abstinence camp #tbh the murders in abstinence camp would happen either way so it really isn't her fault #she also had a personal reason to end Max but it's not important okay it's just a benefit she gets for being a good helpful christian

[symphonyincoordination]

Big news: he has his party outfit planned and hanging ready to go

#mash #max klinger #mash 4077 #I wonder did he plan it specifically for the party? #or was that just what he was going to wear that evening #I suspect the latter personally #I’ve been enjoying planning my own outfits lately because it makes me think of him #People at work ask me why I’ve been dressing up more #and I do not have a good answer #For Want of a Boot

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

What do you mean Charles basically just did meet the in-laws with Max's uncle and his kid cousin?

#f1 #formula 1 #formula one #max verstappen #charles leclerc #lestappen #seriously though charles is so kind and good to the young aspiring drivers #maxs uncle saying thank you for making his kid happy #one of the reasons why Charles is one of my favorite drivers #wish certain people who are more stalkers than fans would stop taking advantage of him and his kindness #i haven't forgotten him having to literally bargain stopping for every person he meets so that they don't come to his HOME at all hours #he should never have had to do that #those people do not deserve a second of time