#max says things

[max--phillips]

I get to see a lot of the fresh new names parents are coming up with these days thanks to my job. Some highlights so far: Kinzleigh, Learick, Paizlee, Stryder, Krystalyn, Skyy, Denim, Signe, Jazalynn, Paighton, Kaydense, Brieonna, Zuko, and Lileeauna. These people have to be stopped

#max says things #tori says things #id in alt text #cannot stress enough that these are all REAL NAMES OF REAL CHILDREN I have encountered #also to clarify the fact I encountered a child named Zuko whips ass that’s amazing 10/10 no notes

[spacegay-official]

Pain For Pleasure

(aka "Din Djarin has a piercing kink send tweet")

So, this was initially supposed to be part of a lengthier headcanon post with more characters inspired entirely by the time I got my nips pierced in July, but I got carried away with Din's, then immediately forgot I had it in my google drive and found it a couple days ago, so... here we are.

Also, I know in that poll I posted the majority running as of right this second is green for Din's favorite color, but I went with red for the color of the beads on reader's piercings just because it felt right (and also it was in second place, so)

Pairing: Din Djarin x afab!reader (no pronouns/gendered terms used, but this is a very tit-centric fic)

Warnings: SMUT, this is pure self-indulgent PWP, nipple piercings, blindfolds bc Din, nipple play (sucking, nibbling, that kind of thing), unprotected PiV sex, creampie, talk of other (namely, genital) piercings, also this wasn't well proofread so there might be mistakes.

Words: ~1k

Din was out on a long hunt. You knew it was going to be a while, and while you usually go with him on these sorts of things, he insisted it was a one man job. So, you stayed with the ship, in the port city you’d landed in. But, sooner than later, you got bored.

So, you put the ship in lockdown and started walking around the city. There were plenty of sights to see, and plenty of things to do, but it was a piercing shop with beautiful jewelry displayed in the window that caught your eye. You went in, initially intending just to buy some jewelry from them, but it turns out they were having a special sale. That was all it took to get you to give into the impulse and just like that, you had your nipples pierced.

As you pondered your jewelry options, a thought crossed your mind--what would Din think? He loved your tits and did not hide that fact. You figured he wouldn’t mind the extra decoration. With him in mind, though, you picked out jewelry with red beads on the end. After the quick (and somewhat less painful than you were anticipating, but it still definitely hurt) procedure, you went back to the ship and admired the new piercings in the mirror for a bit. Yeah, he was definitely going to enjoy this.

Several days later, Din came back from his hunt, successful. He was clearly exhausted, though, taking a deep breath and leaning against the hull in the hold once the quarry was in carbonite and unable to cause any more issues. You smiled and approached him, glad you were currently wearing a thin shirt without a bra underneath.

“How’d it go?” you asked.

He turned his head and looked at you. “I’m glad I’m back,” he answered.

He went to turn his head back, but seemed to double-take. You grinned wider, then started walking backwards towards the bed you shared. You sat down on the edge of it, and pulled the material of your shirt more taught over your chest.

“See something you like?” you asked.

Din walked over to you, and immediately got on his knees between your legs. His hands smoothed up your sides under your shirt, lifting it. You took it off the rest of the way.

“Fuck,” Din breathed.

“I’ll take that as a yes,” you teased.

“When did you get this done?” he asked.

“Couple days after you left. I got bored,” you answered, shrugging a little.

Din’s hands moved to hold your tits, then run his thumb over your nipples and the jewelry. You sighed at the sensation.

“So fucking good to me,” he mumbled, his hands gliding down your body again, this time to the waistband of your pants. He practically tore them off, then began backing you further onto the bed. “Probably hurt, huh? Going through that just to look pretty for me.” 

He reached for something in one of the storage compartments next to the bed, and soon your vision was completely obscured by a blindfold. You heard a quiet hiss, felt the bed shift, then hummed appreciatively as you felt Din’s lips wrap around one of your nipples, sucking, his tongue toying with the piercing. You ran your fingers through his curls, slightly damp from being in his helmet on his hunt. He practically purred as you gently scratched your nails against his scalp.

Din gently nibbled your nipple before releasing it and moving over to the other one. The jewelry added sensitivity you weren’t yet used to, and it went right to your core. You were dripping wet, though you were more than willing to ignore that in favor of letting Din take what he needed. And he kept taking for a while, switching nipples intermittently, occasionally pulling off entirely just to look at them, shiny with spit and a little swollen from his ministrations. At some point during this, you noticed he was grinding against your thigh, hard behind his flight suit.

You gently tugged against his hair, just to grab his attention, not to interrupt him. “You should take your armor off, baby,” you mumbled.

He hummed an agreement, leaning up on his knees to do just that. You heard shuffling and pieces of his armor detaching and being set down next to the bed. It was hurried, not the organized methodical way he typically removes it. After just a few moments, he was back on top of you, kissing your lips fervently as he pinched one of your nipples, making your breath hitch.

“I’m going to take good care of you, mesh’la,” he practically growled. You felt him reach between you and free his cock from his pants, and you grabbed at his shoulders as he pushed into you desperately. You moaned at the stretch.

“You’re perfect. All mine,” Din groaned, once again letting his mouth find one of your nipples.

“Mmm… if I knew this would get you this worked up I would’ve gotten it done months ago,” you said, moaning again as Din rutted into you.

Din made another noise. “Yeah?” he asked. “You’d do anything for me, wouldn’t you?”

You hummed, turning into a cry as Din’s thumb found your clit, your orgasm quickly mounting. “Anything, Din,” you breathed.

Din fucked you with a mix of desperation and purpose, never leaving either of your pierced nipples alone for too long. He knew exactly how to get you to fall apart for him, and he wielded that skill well. With how worked up he’d gotten you just from sucking on your tits, you weren’t going to last long in the first place, but you had a feeling he wasn’t either.

He easily brought you to a climax, and you cried out his name as you came. He followed moments after, spilling into you with a delicious moan before he collapsed on top of you, panting. Your hands cupped his face as Din kissed you gently.

An idea crossed your mind, and you grinned.

“That look usually gets us in trouble,” Din commented, though you could hear the smile in his own voice.

“You know,” you started, “there are other piercings I could get. Like… maybe a VCH piercing?”

“VCH?”

“Vertical clitoral hood piercing,” you answered. “It sits so one of the beads of the piercing is right on the clit, makes things more intense for folks sometimes.”

Din moaned at your words, then kissed you again. You made a noise of slight surprise as you felt his hips grind against yours again.

#din djarin #the mandalorian #din djarin smut #din djarin x reader #din djarin x you #star wars #din #my fic #max says things #tori says things

[techs-feral-wife]

One thing I love about reading TBB fics is that we all treat the Marauder like the Tardis (bigger on the inside than it is on the out)

Sometimes the boys each have individual bedrooms and a refresher

Sometimes they have a kitchen

We've just made it its own nebulous space that could contain anything we imagine and I think that's wonderful

#tbb #the bad batch #bad batch #max says things

[emptydasaniwaterbottle]

i just finished the second season of torchwood and WHAT THE FUUUUUCK?!?!!? THEY REALLY DID THAT IM PISSED IM SO SO SAD?! theyvkilled off the best two characters in the sho and expect me to keep watching?! theyre right i just started season 3

#torchwood #captain jack harkness #doctor who #gwen cooper #toshiko sato #owen harper #ianto jones #max says things

[f1xmalereader]

I have come up with a fic idea. Forgive me if it make no sense it's 2pm and i just woke up.

But, what if, the reader is like, a childhood friend of daniel, and max is dating him, but they have a long distance rationship because the reader works in Australia (for comedic affect, he's on bondi rescue as a lifeguard). Then they do like a truth or dare/TMI type thing with the grid and max exposes that he has a boyfriend and he gives like a description and it matches daniels friend so he flat out asks, it's true. Then shit hit's the fan and all you can hear in the video is laughing and screams.

Does that make sense? It Probably doesn't lmao.

Is this where i sign off or something?

- star ⭐

Truth or Dare

Max Verstappen x Male Reader

You've been friends with Daniel Ricciardo for as long as you can remember. You grew up together in Perth, Australia, and even though he's now a world-famous Formula One driver, you still keep in touch.

Recently, you've been dating Max Verstappen. It's been a long-distance relationship, as you work in Australia while Max travels worldwide for his races. But you make it work, and you're both happy.

One day, Max decides to play a game of truth or dare with some of the other drivers on the grid. You're not there to witness it, but you hear about it later from Daniel. Apparently, Max revealed that he has a boyfriend and even gave a description of him. And when Daniel heard the description, he realized that it was you.

Daniel flat out asks Max if it's true, and Max confirms it. And then, as Daniel tells you later, "shit hits the fan." All you can hear in the video of the game is laughing and screams.

When you talk to Max later, he tells you that he didn't mean for it to come out like that. He just got caught up in the game and didn't think before he spoke. But you're not upset with him. In fact, you're glad that everyone knows about your relationship now.

It's not always easy being in a long-distance relationship, but you and Max make it work. And with Daniel's support, you know that you can make it through anything.

#f1 imagine #f1 x male reader #f1 x reader #formula 1 #formula 1 x reader #f1 fic #male reader #x male reader #f1 #max verstappen x sibling reader #max verstappen x you #max verstappen x reader #max verstappen x brother reader #max verstappen x male reader #max says things #max verstappen #daniel ricciardo x reader #daniel ricciardo #daniel ricciardo x male reader

[askerror87]

Trans Swag Poll Masterlist

We are currently in the Final Round!

ROUND ONE, PART ONE

Ben Ten v N WINNER: N

Goth v Doof WINNER: Doof

Jesse Pinkman v Viktor Hargreeves WINNER: Jesse (but just barely)

Jim Hawkins v Jim Jimenez v James (Jim fight) WINNER: James

Kim Kitsuragi v Reigen Arataka WINNER: Kim Kitsuragi

Danny Fenton/ Phantom v Hatsune Miku WINNER: Danny

Haruka Tenou/ Sailor Uranus v Lake WINNER: Lake

Professor Caraway v Dirk Strider WINNER: Dirk

ROUND ONE, PART TWO

Swatch v Hajime WINNER: Swatch

Dipper v Saiki K WINNER: Dipper

Marvus v Leon WINNER: Leon (but just barely)

Raúl v Shiny Sylveon WINNER: Sylveon

Otis v Blahaj WINNER: Otis

Shadow v Sonic v Silver WINNER: Shadow

Barney v Mettaton WINNER: Mettaton

Jotaro v Mob WINNER: Mob

ROUND TWO

N v Doof WINNER: Doof

Jesse (Pinkman) v James WINNER: James

Kim Kitsuragi v Danny WINNER: Danny

Lake v Dirk WINNER: Lake (but just barely)

Swatch v Dipper WINNER: Dipper

Leon v Shiny Sylveon WINNER: Sylveon

Otis v Shadow WINNER: Shadow

Mettaton v Mob WINNER: Mettaton

ROUND THREE

Doof v James WINNER: James

Danny v Lake WINNER: Danny (these two were at 50/50 for HOURS)

Dipper v Sylveon WINNER: Dipper

Shadow v Mettaton WINNER: Mettaton (shoutout to the Shadow fans for getting this far though!!!)

THE SEMIFINALS

James v Danny WINNER: James

Dipper v Mettaton WINNER: Mettaton

FINAL ROUND

James v Mettaton WINNER: Mettaton

#transmasc swag 2023 #max says things #im not tagging all the characters #may the best man win #transgender

[littlebluebatbrat]

Man, Saruman just buried some orcs in the ground and left them to ferment like some kinda evil kimchi to create the Uruk-hai, huh?

#at least that's how the movie makes it look #they just like unearth some horrible sack full of stronk Orc #max says things #lotr #lord of the rings #lotr movies #uruk hai #orcs #the fellowship of the ring #I'm binging the movies while working on my Eowyn cosplay

[maxssillyangstyblog]

How silly is to silly?

#dissociative identity disorder #endos dni #osddid #system #traumagenic system #maxs humor #max talks #maxs silly #max says things #maxs wonders

[spacegaynsfw]

I THINK I JUST SQUIRTED???????????????????????

#HELLO???????? #I’ve never been able to do that before. what the fuck #this machine is magic I s2g #it’s made me like. gush #but not THAT #tori says things #max says things #now I gotta figure out how to do it. again

[tripthelightfandomtastic]

Well, today was not how I thought it would go at all. I'm very disappointed, but unfortunately, this trial isn't over yet (this is small claims court over my film btw nothing wild) I have to be back in 30 days unless my useless piece of shit ex will be an adult and hammer something out (also wild bc the apparently was unprecedented of this judge) so I'm upset bc I was so anxious I was shaking and now I GOTTA DO THIS SHIT AGAIN!??! Like, dude, I've been waiting for today since March, and NOW I GOTTA WAIT ANOTHER 30 DAYS?!?

So yeah in short, I'm very upset and this was very disheartening.

Pls send me sweet anons or pics of the boys bc I really miss y'all, today sucked shit.

#max says things #my ex is a fuckin dumbass #and HIS MOM TRIED TO FIGHT MY DAD!?!? #that was wild #i hated today

[anakinfruit]

tagged by @bucketking thanks 💗💗

Last song: Giants by Dermot Kennedy

Currently Watching: I guess i The Clone Wars with my boyfriend. And its time for the 4 hour cut of The Seige of Mandalore and Revenge of The Sith 😈

Currently Reading: A River Enchanted by Rebecca Ross

Current Obsession: Honestly my oc’s lol I am writing and i have so much brainrot about them

Tagging: @poisonedyouth @somethingbitchyythiswaycomes and anyone else who wants to!!

#tag game #max says things

[max--phillips]

My mom just sent me this Instagram reel and it’s hilarious, of course, but the funniest bit was this little tidbit I saw in the corner LMAO

#max says things #tori says things #video #pedro pascal #popular

[spacegay-official]

Unrelated to the yearning but I feel like average sized dicks don’t get enough love . Both in general and in fic. Like do u realize how much easier it is to give a good bj to someone who isn’t massive. How much less exhausting it is to get them to fit inside u. Don’t get me wrong, there’s a time and a place for a big cock, but idk man. Most fully aroused vaginal canals are like, 5” deep at most, y’know. And I’d wager to say most people don’t love having their cervix beat to hell every time they have sex.

This is rambly but. In conclusion. Average dicks r good

#max says things #tori says things

[techs-feral-wife]

Okay I'm indecisive so I need y'all to decide

#i could be el-novia-de-echo 💀 #max says things

[emptydasaniwaterbottle]

PLEASE NEVER TRY TO SEE IT THROUGH

AND ILL TRY

TO STAY TOO

#thursday #thursday band #max says things #you know i got this shit on REPEAT #makes me feel like i can bend steel with my bare hands

[moonimoondy]

I Love you 💖😢

#eddie x chrissy #eddie munson #vecna #dustin henderson #stranger things #st4 vol2 #mundo invertido #onze #eleven #lucas stranger things #max says things #max and lucas