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unrelatedsideblog · 3 days
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Judge, pointing at 6yo 1234-ji: My sons Ichiji, Niji n Yonji n their brother Sanji Someone: Are they not all your sons? Why is Sanji not given the son title Judge: I dont ljke him
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solarpunkani · 4 months
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I wish ‘talks too much about gardening and milkweed but not in an eloquent way and has blogs but not in an eloquent way’ was a job I could be paid money for
Job hunting sucks ass thank you for coming to my tedtalk
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178001234 · 1 year
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tirsynni · 2 months
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More random Hyrule Warriors thoughts:
Due to one portion of the game, people tend to focus on pride as the major theme of the game. I strongly disagree with it, because it is literally only featured in one portion of the game. I would argue that instead an accidental theme of the game is CONSENT.
Link has no voice in this game. It is overtly stated that Proxi speaks for him.
There is no choice in being Hero. In this game, when it's discovered that he's the Hero, he's immediately elevated in rank without his say. It's stated that he didn't feel worthy of it, but he would try his best. He is thrust into the spotlight and slammed with the responsibilities of Hero like very few Heroes are.
A major plot point is Cia's obsession with him. His say doesn't matter. His revulsion doesn't matter. She's an ancient sorceress and who knows how long she has been watching Link. I doubt she saw him and decided to attack his era the next day.
Another bit is the emphasis on how the Hero and Princess are destined for each other. Zelda has far more autonomy in the game than Link through her use of the Sheik disguise. It feels like "Of course Cia isn't an option: he's destined for Zelda!" Link's opinion? Who knows.
His soldiers turn traitor on him. They get to choose their side, turning on Link for something which isn't his fault and for something which counts him as a victim in the war. I see it as a popular theme in fanon: Link was the cause of the war. Not Ganon with his chosen actions. Not Cia. Link.
The major choice he made was at the beginning when he chose to run out onto the field and join the battle. Soon after, Proxi found him, made the comment about how quiet he was, and the rest was history.
Almost every Hero got some sort of choice at the beginning of their Hero's Journey. They COULD have turned away. This Link didn't get that choice. He didn't get any choices regarding his role in the war, Cia's obsession, how his soldiers-turned-traitor viewed him. And what everyone remembers about this Link is not that but the moment he gave into his pride. Ow.
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felsicveins · 25 days
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Can you imagine the Bergen's watching trolls do drugs?
What if your cocaine did cocaine
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cartooninsomnia · 28 days
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A series of TF2 character studies featuring Medic and Soldier!
Trying to nail a style for them, so most of these are sketches of the designs from the TF2 comics, plus some sketches from the Emesis Blue film. The top sketch was all mine though, and is the final design I've landed on for my Medic!
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magiturge · 3 months
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don't have the energy currently to finish this, might delete it and repost it when i do, have the gonne
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chrysopoeias · 9 months
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turning her around in my head like a microwave, roasting her like marshmellow like mustang did.
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corruptimles · 1 year
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400+ and counting spam accounts followed me from this morning alone
I cannot stress this enough but if you’re new and you don’t at least set up an icon, I can’t even spare a glance before blocking at this point
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thesnadger · 11 months
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Standing by with a sniper rifle in case people have any trouble finding the right answer.
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unrelatedsideblog · 22 days
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Offtopic but I think that if One Piece was more gory (?) Sanji would rip some sucker in half Nikaido(Dorohedoro)-style
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The question is: would Zoro like it?
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palaeoplushies · 2 months
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I have complex thoughts and feelings on many things, but I lack the skill to put them into words nor the confidence that my words on things would even matter. I've also been struggling to keep up with social media stuffs - I really rely on soc med for advertising my business but with Twitter becoming more of a cesspit and a recent stalking incident I've been way more hesitant to put anything personal out there.
I try to be friendly and approachable but if I don't respond to messages etc. I don't mean to be rude, I'm very tired. This is a random musings from me. Expect to see plushies, reblogs and rat posts.
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squidpedia · 1 month
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PART 3 DROPPING IN A BIT, BUTTTT I MAY BE CUTTING IT IN HALF - sorry for that! I’ll be aiming to post the other half at some point tomorrow still. Have a bit of a headache today so I got done what I could
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sometimeslostmymind · 24 days
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ruinemade · 1 year
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Unlamented
Another one of the older Bloodborne comics... it's a little embarrassing
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mousy-nona · 2 months
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Um hi random question for a possible prompt, are you okay with male pregnancy? Cause the prompt is Lucifer finding out that he on a drunken night had a one night stand with Alastor and that has resulted in a secret child that Lucifer never knew about until one day Alastor brings the young boy to the Hotel rather than leaving him with "Aunt Rosie"
TWO PARTS FOLKS! Skip this part if you don't like PWP
SMUT WARNING. LAST CHANCE TO TURN BACK. Also this may or may not be my experiment into smut – let’s see if it’s any good lol
The night of
Later, Lucifer would blame it all on the drink. 
(The devil’s brew, indeed.)
Three mistakes were made that night: the first was letting Husk bring that poison into the hotel in the first place. The second was allowing the grumpy cat and his slutty spider friend to pull him into an innocent drinking game that turned not innocent right quick. 
Note to self: never, ever agree to play strip poker with an ex-gambling Overlord. What the Hell was he thinking? 
Third mistake: allowing Alastor to exist. 
He only had vague flashes of the rest of the night, but for some reason he remembered Alastor as clear as daybreak: Alastor’s sharp claws as he scraped him off the bar, the slight rise and fall of his chest as he carried him up to his room, the soft brush of his hair as he dropped him in his bed. 
And he remembered grabbing his wrist. 
“Don’t go,” he’d whispered. 
And Alastor had stopped, a shadow inside of a shadow in the darkness of his room. “Sleep it off, boozehound.” 
Lord in Heaven, his voice. The static electrified his blood, combined with the heat that was always simmering at a low boil whenever Alastor was around.
He’d thought it was hatred. Maybe it was. It didn’t matter – hate and lust felt the same when it was soaked in whiskey and rum. 
“Why? Too scared to stay?”
He tried to throw the words out as a taunt. They came out like an invitation.
Alastor stilled. For a moment, Lucifer was convinced he would melt into the shadows, but he whirled around in one smooth pounce, clutching both of his wrists in one large hand. His claws dug into Lucifer’s skin, and the little pinpricks of pain sent shocks of electricity straight to his cock. 
“Scared?” Alastor snarled. “If either one of us should be scared…” He took one sharp claw and ripped through the thin t-shirt Husk had let him keep. The cotton fell apart like it was made of paper, revealing the smooth, white skin underneath. Alastor ran his hand down his chest, leaving five thin lines of gold behind. Lucifer sucked in a breath, feeling his dick jump and strain in his pants. Oh, the pain was glorious. “It should be you, your Majesty.” 
“We’ll see about that,” Lucifer batted back breathlessly.
Alastor hmmed, his red eyes glowing in the dark. Slowly, so slowly Lucifer felt like an eternity and a second had passed, Alastor loosened his grip on his wrists…and immediately plunged down on his neck. 
“Wha–” was all Lucifer could get out before a vise-like grip was throttling him. His brain screamed for air, his adrenaline going haywire, and all his nerves went into overdrive. Oversensitized like this, every one of Alastor’s touches made him twist and moan like an untried virgin. No matter what ungodly sounds squeaked through his tortured throat, Alastor kept going, running his sharp claws against the side of his neck, the lines of his back, the deep Vs of his hips. 
When he thought he might explode from the lack of oxygen, Alastor let go – and promptly tore the button off his pants. Lucifer’s mouth went dry as his traitor clothes slipped off, and he was laid bare in front of the wicked devil. 
“What do we have here?” His grin would make a lesser man’s skin crawl. 
Lucifer was not a lesser man. He was the king of Hell. And was he really just going to lie here and let Alastor strip him bare without even trying to fight back? 
Moving quickly, he entwined his legs with Alastor’s and flipped them over so Alastor was lying flat on his back and Lucifer was back on top. Alastor hissed, his eyes narrowing, but Lucifer ignored him. Seeing the normally buttoned up and pristine demon like this, his hair mussed, his coat half-open sent a surge of lust so powerful what little breath he had left whooshed out of his lungs. 
More, his fevered, whiskey-washed brain whispered. I want him ruined. I want him ravaged.
As if in a dream, he took hold of Alastor’s collar and ripped. The silk flew obediently off his body, revealing his toned muscles, the mouthwatering scars that dipped in and out of sight, tales of violence written in flesh and blood. Alastor was built lean but powerful, his chest as broad as his waist was narrow. Lucifer drank him in, gently touching each one of those scars with a veneration he hadn’t felt since the Fall.
I wonder if you’ll tell me these stories one day, he thought. 
Alastor shivered each time Lucifer’s fingers met his overheated skin. A small sound escaped the back of his throat, half growl, half groan. 
“Is that the best you can do?” He panted, his teeth gritted into a grin. A challenge. 
It was painful to avoid his own straining cock for so long, but Lucifer couldn’t let Alastor’s jabs pass unnoticed. He surged forward and captured Alastor’s mouth with his – all the better to shut you up with, my dear. Alastor’s tongue was as flexible and tantalizing as his shadow tentacles. They battled for dominance, Lucifer’s hands going straight for Alastor’s pants – and letting out a sigh of relief when he felt the unmistakable stiffness pressed against the fabric. A quick slide of his finger, and he was able to grab Alastor’s cock in one hand, winding his other into the astonishing softness of Alastor’s hair. 
Alastor snarled and broke the kiss. Lucifer had one glimpse of his face – eyes wild, his edges glitching, a step away from utterly undone – before Alastor sent him flying.
He landed with an oomph on his stomach, the softness of the blanket beneath bunched under his hips as he felt the ominous aura of Alastor crowd behind him. A hand fisted into his hair and yanked up, so rough he felt his scalp ache. Alastor leaned in, his breath hot and sweet against the crook of his neck. He jumped as an unmistakable pressure near his ass.
“One.” 
Alastor pushed. Lucifer let out a long, keening cry as he felt a claw enter him. There was nothing soft or gentle about it, but he found himself pushing back, panting violently as a rush of electric lightning arc up and down his body. 
It had never felt like this. 
“So hungry for it,” Alastor murmured, his grin sharp against his cheek. Lucifer moaned, his dick so hard it bobbed against his stomach. 
“Two.” 
Another finger. Another rush of pleasure-pain. Another shock of lightning as sparks flew across his vision. 
Alastor hummed, as if considering something. The last sane part of Lucifer’s brain trembled with fear…and anticipation. He spat into his palm, readying himself for something.
“What if I do this?” 
Lucifer had been right to be afraid. 
Alastor scissored his two fingers while grabbing his leaking cock and pumping hard. His mind went blank. His back arched as his mouth widened with a silent scream, feeling the crash of pleasure so mindnumbing, so overwhelming, that he lost all control. Alastor bit at his collarbone at the same time, and the wires of pleasure and pain and everything in between nearly short-circuited his brain for good. 
Lucifer found his voice. He screamed as he felt the most violent orgasm he – or frankly anyone in this world – had ever known rip through his body. When he finally came back down to Earth, he realized he was on his back – and Alastor was between his legs.
“What? Did you think you were the only one who got to have fun, your Highness?”
Alastor pushed in. Lucifer’s ass burned as he struggled to take in his massive length. He closed his eyes, as if in pain, and the most delicious, static-burred groan tore from the back of his throat. It was the sexiest thing Lucifer had ever heard. His limp body, already exhausted from the pleasure Alastor had so savagely pulled from him, started stirring again. 
Then Alastor hit that spot inside of him, and Lucifer’s head fell back, a strangled scream forced from the very depths of his soul. Alastor, true to form, was not gentle. He dug his claws into Lucifer’s waist as he snapped his hips, going as deep as he possibly could with every stroke. He growled as he moved, the static moving in and out of focus in time with each of his thrusts. 
In the ghostly voices of the static, Lucifer could have sworn he heard his name. 
There was a screech, and Alastor shuddered, his muscles rippling as Lucifer felt his cock swell inside of him. 
“Let go, Alastor,” he panted. “Let go. It’s just us here.” 
With a roar, Alastor did as he asked. A raging heat filled his insides as Alastor collapsed on top of him, his hair damp with sweat and an almost-peace crossing over his face. 
Lucifer marvelled at it for a minute – before flipping Alastor back over and straddling his hips so that Alastor had a front-row view of his fully erect cock.
“What?” Lucifer grinned, his eyes glowing gold in the dark of the room. “Did you think you were the only one who got to have fun, Overlord?”
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