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mayakern · 2 days ago
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do y’all think the sugar daddy/mommy and sugar baby spam accounts will ever find each other… will their star crossed love be fulfilled….
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help why is this so fucking funny
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queersofthelostcities · a month ago
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i love how grandparents so often have the wildest life stories but just never talk about them?? like take my grandpa for example. he was born in india sometime in 1933 but no one knows his actual birthday bc his birth certificate was lost in a house fire and he doesn’t know either because the hindu calendar doesn’t align exactly with the gregorian one. he ran away from boarding school. he lived in west germany during the cold war and was in love w a girl who lived on the other side of the berlin wall. and i had to find out all of this information in disjointed anecdotes from my mother. what
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mayakern · 2 days ago
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god it’s been so long since i’ve had ppl be loudly fatphobic at me i forgot how stupid they sound
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mayakern · 2 days ago
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spitfire is a passion project so anything i want to do with it comes directly out of my pocket and i think some people don’t understand how expensive that is. 😅
the reason i didn’t hire an editor is because conservatively just getting spitfire copy edited (not edited for structure/plot holes/etc) would be like 3k+ at the very cheapest. a decent audiobook would likely cost at least 10k.
i don’t expect spitfire to make enough to justify those costs but taking the better royalty rate increases the likelihood that it could happen 🤷‍♀️
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mayakern · a day ago
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from now on whenever i get an ask or an @ that was clearly not meant for me im just gonna assume it was meant for @sergle and that y’all can’t tell us apart lmaoooo
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quietautumn · a day ago
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does anyone have that goofy ass susie sprite in her dark world outfit i need it for science
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mayakern · 19 hours ago
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trying to decide if i want to commission another faux cover for firebrand (the sequel) or if i should just come up with one myself…
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mayakern · 4 days ago
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just a thought for the biphobes who malign bisexuals for being “trans (nb specifically) exclusionary”
homosexuality: attraction to your same gender
heterosexuality: attraction to not your same gender
bisexuality: attraction to both your same gender and not your same gender
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mayakern · 29 days ago
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rodeo has his first day of doggy daycare today look at him 😭😭😭 as much as i’m happy to finally get a day to myself i already miss him
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mayakern · 7 months ago
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next time you want to call a fat person or character “huggable” just remember that the platform where i get thre most “huggable” comments is facebooks
do you really want to be leaving the equivalent of a facebook comment?
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mayakern · 2 months ago
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today is a really good day to read a free webnovel about a genderqueer body shifting dragon, his extremely overburdened and emotionally suppressed prince, and the captivating princess who has come to destroy them both emotionally. and also love them or whatever.
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mayakern · a month ago
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btw if y’all are too embarrassed to ask something with your name attached, i am happy to answer questions privately when asked and i promise i am too dyslexic to remember your username
unless you’re @skeleton-fucker69, who i will never forget
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mayakern · 2 months ago
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tbh as much as i might try to pitch spitfire (my free to read queer poly fantasy romance novel) to y’all…. my readers always do a way better job of it in the comments they leave sdfs
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quietautumn · 23 days ago
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remembers that one time my cat was staring off into the distance at a can of baja blast and i made a botw edit out of it
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mayakern · 5 months ago
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idk if this is too NSFW to post at 9:30AM on a saturday morning but GOD this spitfire comment really just got me
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