#maybe a monster dick

[plethomacademia]

Y'all Ripe skyrocketed to my highest kudosed one shot Durgetash in like three days. I'm so happy you all enjoyed it.

Fun story, this idea was almost entirely caused by @mightymizora with a huge assist from @todderwodders and @chronurgy and while I was chatting with them, I was in the office (I know) and was drinking coffee when the idea of a hyper reptilian dragonborn leaning in and saying "Ripe" popped in my head in such a bolt of inspiration that I had to put my mug down and force myself to swallow so I didn't spit coffee on my work computer.

Basically this was the inspiration:

If you missed this somehow, please mind the tags. This is, as someone described it, a Schrodinger's mpreg between Gortash and default Dark Urge. Very explicit.

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #dark urge #durgetash #enver gortash #thank you guys! #i do love a monster dick #maybe one day I'll get another bolt of lightning #also i see you one subscription #sadly that's not happening but i love that for you

[fungii]

the fact that you've been like, the lone cabayomi prophet for OVER A DECADE is INSANE, thank you for bringing others into the light

KJDSKJFA I COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE THE ONLY ONE FOR ALL THAT TIME.....but likely the most annoying for sure

#fungii yells #ghost trick spoilers in tags dont read #have you thought about how cabanela is the only one who doesnt get a clean slate #and how hes also the only one yomiel killed w his own hands #so being together is a constant reminder of their worst moments #but also a physical representation of earning forgiveness for them #“if i can make you happy then maybe that will make up for what i did” #“if you can love me then maybe im not a monster” #AND TO SAY NOTHING OF THE MESS OF CAB REMEMBERING OR NOT #(mbmbam AND THE DICK? voice) AND THE FIANCE ISSUE? #dottyistired

[thecruellestmonth]

Masterposts for canon/fanon Batfamily nicknames can be found here, here, and here.

"Baby bird" is only canon as a nickname for Damian and Duke from their respective mothers.

"Timbers" has at least one canon instance, but not "Timmers" AFAIK.

Bruce usually referred to Jason as "Jay" or "lad" when Jason was a child, and only twice or so as "Jay, lad", but not regularly as "Jay-lad" or "Jaylad".

#Personally my vote goes to B. It's just so versatile. #Batfamily #Batfam #Damian Wayne #Dick Grayson #Stephanie Brown #Jason Todd #Tim Drake #Batkids #Batsibs #Batsiblings #Batbros #fanon vs canon #fanon #Batdad #Bat family #My second favorite is Nightlight for Duke. #I propose 'creature' or 'cryptid' for Cass. Because she is our beloved creature. 🧡 #IDK maybe that nickname is too close to 'monster' for her comfort. But 'creature' is affectionate to me.

[sevicia]

I will not lie, I kinda hate the "cozy horror" subgenre. like just the idea of it annoys me and I hate to sound like an elementary school bully but if you need your horror to be "cozy" then you're a weenie and maybe horror just isn't for you

#like what does it even MEAN ...... someone will describe something as ''cozy horror'' and I will lose all interest in it #cause do you like Not see how it's a contradiction .... the point of horror is to unsettle #if your book or game or whatever is just a regular ass story with some monsters / witches thrown in then it's just spooky #does anyone understand..... #diary #maybe I'm being kind of a dick idk I just don't like it and it sounds stupid... sorry to the cozy horror community. I will now kms #horror

[lemonandpie]

Jaydick but, what if Jason finds Bruce beating Dick (trying to send Dick to spyral)?

Personally I think it would be much more interesting for Jason to find out Bruce hit Dick after Jason died. That has so many complications to add to it: Jason is furious and heart broken that Bruce didn't kill the Joker, but he can still trust that there are lines Bruce just won't cross. This is one of those lines. One of those things that says Jason doesn't know Bruce, that he never knew Bruce, and that Bruce is not a person who can be trusted.

And then you add the horror, the despair, the guilt of finding out Bruce did it in Jason's name. Finding out that Bruce did grieve him. Bruce grieved for him so much that he went mad, and the only person who was hurt was someone who didn't deserve it at all.

I wonder how much that would change Jason's perception of Bruce, and perhaps more importantly, of himself.

#Because there's thinking no one mourned you and then there's finding out the truth. And wishhing no one had mourned you after all #didn't really talk about Jaydick oops #honestly I think Jason finding out that Bruce hit Dick ever would be detrimental to their relationship at least in the short term #He would have to get his head around Bruce being a monster first and every time he saw Dick he would be reminded of that #they could work it out in the long term but before that Jason would probably pull back. Maybe even leave town entirely #(leaving Dick emotionally devestated behind him) #Jason Todd #Bruce Wayne #sorry if you were looking for some hurt/comfort anon that's just not how I think things would go

[this-world-of-beautiful-monsters]

I know this is literally a dream sequence, but come the fuck ON with Sean kissing a boy being "unexpected," Esteban. Your son is the twinkiest twink that ever twinked and you fucking know it.

#don't tell me he doesn't know about gay stuff in general either #esteban one hundred percent sucked dick all the way up from mexico #maybe the unexpected part is that he was kissing someone outside the family? #much to ponder #diazcest #sinn #life is strange 2 #lis verse #esteban diaz #sean diaz #monsters talks life is strange

[vendettapandav]

idk man, not wanting to interact with media just bc the creator of said media said "hey, i put a lot of time and effort into this thing i made and i would appreciate if you respected my wishes and didn't sexualize the concept or the characters in it" is a weird hill to die on

#like maybe you should ask yourself why youre so mad about someone else putting up a reasonable boundary? #bc that sounds like a pretty serious issue that you should be dealing with it #that sort of mentality seems dangerous #'b-b-but they chose to share it!! they should have expected that to happen! it's the internet!!' #just bc someone brought a cake to the party doesnt mean they condoned you sticking your dick in it. you fucking weirdo #and also.... that whole sentiment of 'it's the internet. that's just going to happen' #sounds just a little too close to the whole 'if they didnt want it to happen to them they shouldnt have gone out' line #like idk maybe that sounds extreme but if you cant respect something as minor as someone saying not to fuck their meat monster #people should look at you and be worried what other lines youre willing to cross for your libido

[hood-ex]

Death in the Puss in Boots movie was cool af. I want something like that hunting Dick down in some isolated part of the world for ultimate mystery/thriller/horror vibes.

#did y'all know there's an elseworlds comic where dick's name is dirk and he gets beheaded by some weird ass joker monster #bc i need something weird like that--maybe like a wendigo?--to chase dick down #i just think that would be fun

[nyxronomicon]

Oh Rafiq has double barrels?? 👀 👀 👀 I also think you should make a list of roommates and their measurements… oh and who would be willing to help me do laundry??? Inspired by your recent reblogs. 👀

-double dick anon

I'll have to come up with something interesting about Aleric's cock bc vampires don't really have a monster form, but I do love the idea that vampire bites are like a strong aphrodisiac to humans so maybe that's enough? (idk monster penises are fun though. i'll think about it)

anyway. thank you for giving me a great first hcs for ATWH...

And They Were Housemates... "helping" with laundry

Lycaon

Honestly, he’s not great at doing laundry to begin with. Back in his day you had to wash everything by hand so the whole washing machine thing is new to him

Once you show him how to use it though, he’s really proud of himself for Learning A Technology and he wants to help out more often!

He offers to do your laundry and yours alone

He’s not paying much attention. Just kind of grabbing something and tossing it in like you showed him. 

When he reaches your unmentionables he just stops dead in his tracks and stares at the laundry basket. He’ll avoid touching them until they’re the last things in there. 

He’s blushing. Let’s not even talk about what he’d do if someone walked in right now (he’d panic)

Finally, he quickly throws as many as he can in at once. He missed one, of course. It really took a lot of mental preparation for him to do that to begin with and now there’s one more?? 

He pulls out the last pair of underwear and holds it as far away from himself as possible, but he can’t help being a little curious. No one really comes down here anyway…

They’re much more revealing than he expected… he pictures them on you and his face instantly turns red… He quickly tosses them in with the others, paranoid someone might show up (as if they can read his dirty thoughts?)

Regardless, he can’t get the image of you wearing those out of his mind… 

If you let him do your laundry again, he’ll look a little closer. He really respects boundaries (because he has such rigid boundaries himself) so he’ll never steal them, but there would definitely be a point at which he’d give them a little sniff… 

Rafiq

Rafiq was throwing in a load of laundry- as a gardener, he needs to wash his clothes pretty frequently. 

He asked if you had anything (because he’s a gentleman? Maybe. To see your underwear? probably.) 

As he’s going through your basket, he finally reaches your underwear. He inspects each pair you’ve trusted him with, although since he wants you to let him do this again, he’s not going to take any (yet)

He’ll return your laundry, folded and neat (including your underwear)

He’s definitely going to comment on them. Depending on the style of undies you wear, he might say “Frilly little things” “Very practical” or (depending on the nature of your relationship) how they probably look better with you in them…

If you let him continue to do your laundry, you might notice a pair or two go missing every once in a while. They always turn up again after a week or two though.

Rafiq is very discreet about it. He finds the pair thickest with your scent and slips it into his pocket, returning to the greenhouse as casually as possible so he can experience them fully…

He loves your scent. But more than that, he loves picturing them hugging your cute ass… tight on your sex… and now he’s rubbing them against both his cocks thinking about how you’ll innocently put these on after he’s washed and returned them

The first time, they’re absolutely soaked in cum. Then, he makes a point to always have a pair on hand for this exact purpose. He cycles them out because what’s hottest to him is thinking about you wearing something so defiled by his seed… 

There’s definitely a point where he will have cum all over every pair you own, then washed and returned them to your collection. 

A human wouldn’t notice, but even after getting washed they can be heavy with his scent. It’s his way of getting a little possessive

Diaval

Diaval is also doing laundry frequently. Working in the shop means he’s gotta wash his coveralls weekly. 

He’s happy to do you the favor of adding some of your things in.

Honestly, he doesn’t think twice about it until he reaches into your basket and pulls out a pair of underwear. 

He grins. Looks around, listens carefully. If no one’s around, he’ll inspect them closer. 

He’s definitely going to smell them. 

At this point he’s more curious than anything. He’ll do this to every pair in the basket until he reaches the last.

Of course, he wants you to continue to trust him to do laundry so he doesn’t take any, but he’s really tempted by a particularly cute pair that he’s loving picturing you in. 

That image remains in his mind for a couple of weeks until you ask him to do your laundry again.

At this point, he’s obsessed with this pair. He’s been masturbating thinking about you in them. When he finds them in the basket again, he smells them deeply and shoves them in his pocket. 

Those are his little treat now, sorry

He doesn’t cum into them at first, he just takes in your scent as he touches himself. Eventually, he can’t resist and rubs them on his hard cock and he can’t go back. He cums in these a truly obscene amount

It’s been long enough that he couldn’t possibly return them, so he just washes them with his clothes and uses them to masturbate religiously. They barely even smell like you anymore but he won’t dare take another pair. 

Aleric

When you asked him to do your laundry, this man immediately thought about your underwear.

Part of him wanted to request you don’t include them, but he didn’t want to seem like a pervert by bringing it up at all. 

This guy doesn’t touch his laundry. He just pours it into the machine and hits go. So after dumping your clothes in, he noticed on the very top was, you guessed it, a pair of your undies. 

He stares at them a truly stupid amount of time. He wants to pick them up. Touch them. Smell them. He can almost smell them from here, if he focuses enough. 

Literally. He’s just looking. Staring at the top of the pile. 

Like for a really long amount of time. A third bullet point about it amount of time.

A text message breaks him out of whatever trance he was in, not realizing the half-chub in his pants, just from seeing your underwear. 

He glances at his phone, you sent him a cute thank you for doing your laundry and his cock throbs. 

He can’t stop himself now. You were basically asking him to take a little gift for himself, right? He pockets the underwear and starts the laundry, rushing to his room to take care of himself

As he rubs them on his cock, he’s picturing how he would slide them aside to enter you, humping his fist desperately like it’s you. 

Immediately after he cums all over them he’s incredibly embarrassed. He’s even more embarrassed that not even 10 minutes has passed, so he can just add them back into the laundry like nothing happened. 

He might “accidentally” run an extra cycle to make sure you never find out… 

It’s highly likely he’ll do it again, though

#i saw an image the other day that was just zhongli cock studies. just several images of his dick. anyway that's what i might do for ATWH #except it's just one image of each of their dicks lmao. maybe two if their monster form is significantly different #and they were housemates... #ATWH... hcs #oc diaval #oc lycaon #oc aleric #oc rafiq #double dick anon

[piosplayhouse]

Watched Nope

#i dont want to stick my dick in the alien i dont want to stick my dick in the alien i dont wan #it was a good movie but i just. maybe im just horrible WHY did they place so much emphasis on the monsters HUGE HOLE #WHY WERE THERE SO MANY VORE SHOTS #jordan peele...... i love you but. why #nope spoilers #lemon text

[deathsbecome]

happy father's day this year calvin blackwood lost his position on my Worst Muse Parent list not once but twice

#ok tbf ive been writing goodes for. maybe more than a year. #but still. between the goodes and the aftons. wooo #the bar is on the floor #calvin is a dick but he's not a Monster #fathers day tw