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#maybe huo daofu is setting up a clinic office and doesn't want to take any risks
xcziel
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FYI DMBJ fandom:
... just saying
#dmbj
#had a thought and was curious so i looked it up
#it is indeed possible to write the iron triangle (+ whoever else tagged along) being stranded at ike- i mean yijia
#obviously they're not there for furniture but you can't tell me pangzi wouldn't be determined to try the meatballs for himself
#or maybe they're setting up an apartment for someone who wants to make *certain*
#there's absolutely no ghosts or curses or spirits or whatever attached to their new couch/bed/desk
#after one incident too many staying at wushanjou (i.e. in wu xie's vicinity)
#maybe huo daofu is setting up a clinic office and doesn't want to take any risks
#maybe the tiger trio want a newly bought Definitely Not Haunted In Any Way couch or entertainment center
#imagine wang can or someone wandering along sulkily calculating the bullet stopping power of various tables etc
#and loudly explaining how to turn every knickknack into a deadly weapon or projectile
#pangzi and wu xie ordering 2/3 of the restaurant menu and then critiquing it at top volume
#maybe at the end of the trip the ikea staff are SO ready to see the back of them
#only there's a sudden freak snowstorm
#and it turns out that a lot of the furnitire was *manufactured* in china - in a haunted factory
#so somehow wu xie & co.'s expertise ends up being necessary after everyone tries bedding down for the night
#only for the weird shadows sudden chills cold spots to actually be evidence of like idk a cursed fjädermoln pillow
#kan jian was just hugging laying his head on that you guys! it's was so cute! and huggably soft! but it tried to kill him!
#stop laughing it's not funny!
#lol the betrayal
#everyone ends up sleeping in a giant puppy pile of cushions and bedding and in the morning
#the ikea staff send them off with like all the meatballs they can carry
#(partly bc pangzi is awake and hungry after all the nighttime fuss and ready to head to the restaurant for breakfast)
#i just think the idea of xiaoge trying to find shadows to skulk in as he's trailing behind wu xie through the store is hilarious
#also maybe he finds a barndröm to cuddle *and* store an ändlig set in
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