#maybe i am a clown but like cmon
i literally forgot to post this on monday but:
back to the open/closed body language point with eddie and buck!
on the balcony scene we see eddie resting against the railing with his arms completely open and uncrossed showing how comfortable he is with buck
this is the exact opposite of the way we saw him with ana last
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CANADALAND - ep289
Sorry, its all just a buncha quotes/1/2-assed transcript of diff parts ig
SP [wrt the image that bnl originally sold themselves as ‘kids from scarborough’, etc]: And that was really hard to deal with later, like, we knew we’d dug our own grave in a way, and that that was what [had helped to make us] successful, the way we presented ourselves. We were so uncomfortable presenting ourselves in a way that could be seen as pretentious, and I think we just didn’t believe it [about] ourselves, but then, what it meant was; you could fill an album with songs that were not necessarily, ‘novelty songs’, and critics, writers, wouldn’t see that, or wouldn't be able to see past the image, and the goofy songs. [...] We always, felt like ‘well The Beatles could put [that octopus song on the same album as ‘she's so heavy’]’ [...] It took us, it took me - a long time to get [my] head around it - the fact that it’s okay for people to like the music however they want to like it, y’know. I struggled [with that], as we got more successful [...].
SP: [...] “the way that we loved you embarrasses us” too, there’s also that too.
HOST [on changing ‘your’ image as musician]: You’re always just one song away, right? [...] Like, I don’t know if the world has to be ready, if all the stars have to align, but it’s always just like... to see you in a different light, or for something else to happen, it’s just [a single] song away.
SP: Well, and I feel like, I kinda tried that, and I kinda tried that a bit too hard. Page One, which was my first kinda ‘real’ solo record out, after I left bnl. A lot of it was like, “See I’m different from bnl!”, but then also part of it is like, me saying “See I’m the same! I’m that guy who does that thing that you already know from bnl!”. It was conflicted that way. I’ve stopped thinking about it, and just made music [...] I think I make better stuff because I’m not thinking about it. Like, we talked about how, ‘Brian Wilson’, which I wrote when I was 19, even then, I was thinking about like, “Where do I fit” “Who's gonna like this”. I remember making Gordon and thinking like, “This is gonna be like, a mix of Frankie goes to Hollywood’s ‘Welcome to the Pleasure Dome’ and ‘Sergeant Pepper’”, “It’s gonna be like, ‘Welcome to the Pleasure Dome’ for the indie kids!”. Like, I’m trying to market this in my head, which is... They’re ridiculous references, but they’re awesome references, but it’s like, why even think about it. Now, when I know there’s almost no chance, like who [is going to be like], ‘I’m gonna go see that 49y/o from that band I liked when I was 10′.
HOST: And you’re imagining that it’s that same listener, who you have [catch up with what’s changed, what’s tased the same]. Like, I appreciate what you’re saying, “just do what you’re doing and don’t think about it”, but if it does happen, it'll probably be somebody who would've probably heard your music in the past, but it wouldn't matter.
SP: That’s what I’m waiting for, so the baggage is gone for people, I think. I think there is a lot of baggage... and that’s unfortunate, ‘cause we did some good stuff. I don’t look back and go, “God...”. Nah, theres a couple things where I think “God, I wish we didnt do that”, but not that many.
HOST: And now I have to ask, what are they?
SP: We probably shouldn’t’ve released ‘another postcard (with chimpanzees)’, as a single, but we knew that then at the time too. It’s still fun to listen to.
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todoroki, bakugou & shinsou when you are hot all the time
request -> @mihungry: I’m not exactly sure if reqs are open but if so;; could I have Todo, Baku, and Shinso reacting to a reader that gets hot easily. Like always wears shorts and a tank top in all weather, and maybe them getting teased bc of it! Love your writing, keep up the good work🥺🥺👉👈💕💘💘💘
a/n: yes they are!! this is so adorable oml as a person who can’t handle the cold i had a LOT of fun writing this. thank you so much!! im glad you like my writing, and i hope you enjoy this as well!! <333
Pairings: Todoroki x reader, Bakugou x reader, Shinsou x reader
- as a LITERAL thermostat he’d understand staying hot
- ok maybe he’s not a thermostat but he’s got a fire and ice quirk,,, need i say more? poor todo probably has problems controlling his heat and his coolness when he overworks his quirk he’d most likely understand your preference to wear tank tops and shorts n stuff
- especially when he uses his ice in winter and his fire during summer like he understands
- when he sees you in the middle of WINTER wearing shorts to go out of the dorms to go to the mall or something? he thinks you’ve lost your damn mind LMFAOOO
- he’s so baffled by you, like even todoroki wears a scarf and coat but you’re out here, wearing shorts in snowy weather
- later he’ll deadass ask you if you’re crazy
“(y/n), where’s your coat?”
“Oh, I don’t really need one. I’m still warm.”
- definitely silently agrees when kaminari clowns you about it because excuse me wtf
- as you guys get closer he’ll just nudge you to grab a jacket or something when it’s cold
“Ready to head out?”
“Where’s your coat?”
“Don’t need one.”
“Todoroki bringing an extra one isn’t going to make me want to wear it.”
- once he’s more comfortable with you todoroki wouldn’t hesitate to call you weird for it or bring it up in a roast session or something
“Well, you’re weird because your pubes are different colors on each side of your body.”
“At least I don’t pop out in below freezing weather without a coat on like a person who just wants hypothermia.”
- LMFAOOO i stand by the fact that todoroki has a smart mouth and he will NOT hesitate to use it
- like i get the whole “he’s quiet” thing but when todoroki gets more comfortable with people, he wouldn’t hesitate to poke some fun at them (though not in an outward kaminari kind of way, just deadpans)
- sometimes to try and get you to wear a coat he’ll use his cold side on you to see your limits (and think he’s being discreet abt it too)
- bby is just worried about you catching a cold and the sentiment does not go unappreciated
- alright now with a quirk like bakugou’s, you can’t tell me this man doesn’t sweat a lot
- like not only in his hands, i just think he’d sweat a lot in general and because of that, would probably prefer being slightly cooler in his room
- bakugou’s probably the type of dude to have a fan on while he sleeps so his hands don’t go snap crackle pop in the middle of the night sjfhshf
- that being said, this man doesn’t fw the cold too heavy and he WILL wear a hoodie and scarf (just look at his winter costume yall he wears turtlenecks LMFAOAO)
- he vibes with the fact that whenever you go to his room, you don’t complain about him turning the fan on
- when it’s winter tho and he lets the heat in, he becomes so shocked that that’s the time you complain
- normally, the rest of the bakusquad complains when he’s got the fan on during spring n stuff, so it’s just so different for him to hear you complain now of all times
“Bakugou, turn on the fan. It’s hot as hell in here,” You complained, fanning yourself with your hand.
“Shut up, it’s only 75 degrees Farenheit in here. You’re just weird as hell.”
- will not hesitate to call you a dumbass and a “fuckin weirdo” for not wearing a coat in winter
- bruh just imagine bakugou’s reaction when everyone’s showing off their new winter suits and you just walk out in your regular suit
“Where’s the winter suit? That’s just your boring normal one.”
“There is no winter suit, I can handle the cold.”
- LMFAOOO HE’S JUST SO CONFUSED like i seriously think bakugou would think you’re trying to challenge him about who can handle the most cold lowkey
- like after realizing you’re not trying to be tough he takes it upon himself to handle the cold better than you (ultimately failing all the same)
“Aren’t you cold?” You ask him as you’re both on the train to the grocery store, him in short sleeves with no coat while you’re in shorts and a tank top.
“N-no! Of co-course I’m not! Who the-the fuck do ya think I-I am!?”
- you find it really hilarious to be honest so whenever you go out in winter with him you gotta bring a coat just so he’ll wear one too that dumbass
- after a while, he’ll realize you’re literally not trying to compete with him on who can handle the cold and will stop messing around and wear a damn coat
“Not everything’s a competition Bakugou~” you tease him. He just glowers in response.
- nonetheless tho, once he stops trying to compete with you over that he just brings extra coats and warm things just in case
- he’d never admit they’re for you tho
- mina is definitely sus but she won’t really say anything abt it until it benefits her LMFAOO
- shinsou is 100% the indoors type
- cmon now yall he’s a mini aizawa and he just would be more of an indoorsy person
- this man probably has his air conditioning on a high setting just so he can wear comfy hoodies and sweaters n stuff
- ngl i be doing the same thing
- ANYWAYS whenever you’d hang out with shinsou, because he’s more of a homebody, you guys would probably chill at shinsou’s dorm or yours
- but because shinsou has the good games it’s more often than not his dorm you guys hang out at
- whenever shinshou has people over though, he’s used to their complaints about the cold so he’ll have hoodies and blankets on deck to be distributed to whomever may need it
- when you come in to his dorm, he expects you to say something about the air conditioning or coldness but instead you say
“Wow, it’s pretty warm in here.”
- LMFAOO that’s literally his first thought
- here shinsou is, in a hoodie and pants, his fingers still kinda cold from the AC, hearing someone in a tank top and shorts call his dorm cold?
- he just doesn’t know where to start
“What do you mean it’s warm? It’s chilly in here,” He said, gesturing to the blankets on his couch. “Don’t be shy, grab one if you need it.” You shook your head in response.
“Nah, I’m good. I am being serious though, it’s pretty warm in here,” You reply.
- bby boy is absolutely baffled by that like at first he thinks its something related to your quirk and how you can withstand the cold that way
- but upon further speculation he finds out n o p e it’s not and that just makes shinsou all the more confused
- even when you go with him sometime to get food or boba or something, he’s just shocked that you’re out in the middle of winter with a pair of shorts on
- like huh?? but even with this, shinsou wouldn’t be shy to call you weird for it and mess around with you for it
“Ever consider living in the Arctic Circle?”
“No, and never will.”
“Someone like you could probably survive and be Santa Claus.”
“Santa is in the North Pole dumbass.”
“Not the historical one, actually.”
- just banter about your unreal ability to counter the cold it’s so insane to him
- he does get concerned that you’ll catch a cold though, and would probably make empty threats about using his quirk on you to make you wear a jacket (we all know he wouldnt tho)
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🅦🅗🅨 🅐🅡🅔 🅨🅞🅤 🅢🅗🅐🅚🅘🅝🅖? - 🅚🅨🅞 🅧 🅡🅔🅐🅓🅔🅡
pairing: kyo soma x reader
word count: 1,839
warnings: mild cursing
[A/N: this is my first oneshot for this blog. let me know if there is anything you would like me to change about it! btw, this is from my challenge!]
“Y/n are you almost done? You have been taking forever to get ready!” you heard your orange-haired boyfriend yell from outside of the bathroom. To be honest, you had been taking a while to get ready, but it was Halloween! You needed to get your costume put together! You were going as (whatever you want I’m not here to decide that for you), and Kyo was going as a vampire. All he had to do was put on some fake teeth and dark clothes! You needed time to perfect your look.
“Yeah I’m almost ready! Just give me a minute!” you called over your shoulder before putting some lipstick on, and giving yourself final lookover in the mirror. You thought you looked pretty damn good for a last minute Halloween costume, but the real test was how your hot-headed boyfriend enjoyed it.
You stepped out from the bathroom, giving him a small smile and a spin, “Well? How do I look?” you asked, holding your arms open waiting for his response. He sat up from his spot on your bed, giving you a small look over, then the faintest smile. You two had been in a relationship for a long time now, if you hadn’t you probably wouldn’t have noticed the smile.
“You look fine. Let’s go already! The lines are going to be hella long thanks to you.” Kyo complained before getting up from the bed and walking out the door with you.
The two of you were going to an amusement park that was close by, one that was conveniently turning into a horror themed park for the season. Kyo really wanted to go through some of the haunted houses and mazes. You were looking forward to the candy and fun atmosphere of an amusement park at night. As Kyo paid for the tickets you stuck close to his side, you knew how these things usually went. The people that were dressed up always targeted you, scaring the absolute shit out of you. You could never understand why, but it probably had to do with your reaction. You knew you needed to be careful though, if you hugged Kyo it would be a disaster. Neither of you needed to deal with an orange cat running through the amusement park before turning into a naked boy.
To say that you were nervous was an understatement, you were practically screaming every time someone jumped at you. Kyo, obviously, kept laughing which earned some feeble glares from you in his direction. He couldn’t help it though, you looked adorable trying to hide from the people in costumes. Both of you knew they were just normal people but you were both handling it very differently. You had no idea how he did it, Kyo would just stand there and even laugh when the workers tried to scare him. You on the other hand would jump, squeal, and shake any time someone walked up behind you or came close. You were practically crushing Kyo’s hand with how hard you were holding it, and if you could hide inside his body you probably would. You couldn’t hug him though, which was increasingly becoming an issue. You just hoped that the haunted house wasn’t as scary as you thought it would be.
You both were standing in the long line together, waiting to get inside. Your hand still in his, squeezing as tight as you could. “We aren’t even in the haunted house yet, why are you so scared? You’re going to crush my hand before we get inside!” Kyo remarked in a teasing voice, looking over at you. You looked frightened. You were only going in this house because he wanted to anyway!
“I’ve been getting jump scared since we walked into the park! I’m freaked out okay?” You said in a little whiney voice hoping for some sympathy from your boyfriend. Some sympathy that was not received, you just got a little chuckle and a light flick to the forehead. What a dick.
As you two approached the house you could hear the screams of the people that went in front of you, and you tried to glance inside to see if you could at least slightly prepare yourself for what lays ahead. You didn’t get that though, through the entrance all you saw was darkness. Depending on how you thought about it that could be comforting, or even more frightening. You let Kyo’s hand tug you forward into the house, and you started getting more scared. You were practically shaking and the boy beside you just pulled you forward without a care in the world. You had no idea how he seemed so calm, maybe he was faking it.
The first little bit of the house was in complete darkness, and you could hear chains jingling from different corners of the room. Your eyes were darting around but you couldn’t see anything, you just had to listen to the noises and hope to prepare yourself for what was to come. You managed to get through the pitch black darkness unscathed, no one jumping out at you and spooking you, however, the house was far from over.
You moved into the next room, which was brighter than the last but completely covered in smoke. It was impossible for you to even see where the door was, but Kyo seemed to know where he was going so you just followed his lead. Soon enough you both were stopped by a man jumping around on all fours, he was dressed like a clown, fake blood dripping from the top of his head where an axe sat. Kyo tried to move you both to the side around the guy but he just side-stepped in front of you, staring silently. You thought it was worse that the man wasn’t speaking. Kyo sighed in annoyance.
“Just scare us already so we can move on damn it.” he urged the man in front of you two, rolling his eyes a little. Yet again, you were amazed at how calm he was in the current situation. You must have been too busy looking at your boyfriend’s face because the minute you looked forward again the man in front of you jumped up, screaming at the top of his lungs. You, as any sane person would, screamed back and Kyo just pulled you along again.
The rest of the house was a blur of you screaming, trying to look closer to see if that was a person or a dummy, and trying to run past the man with the chainsaw. The last one Kyo held you back for though. He seemed to know better than you did. He knew that if you ran forward the man would then proceed to chase you with the chainsaw straight out of the house. He just kept a tight grip on your hand, and made you stay close to his side.
If you weren’t shaking before, by the end of the house you were quivering. You saw the exit and just wanted to bolt for it. The steady hand beside you kept the normal pace though. You were glancing around quickly looking for whatever it was that was going to scare you now, and while you were turned away a chainsaw revved behind you, making you jump and scream again. You tried your best to pull Kyo the hell out of there.
“If you run then he’s definitely going to chase you.” Kyo stated calmly, watching the guy as he ran up. You flinched and turned your head away, hiding your face slightly for the last few feet until you were outside.
“Why are you shaking so bad? You’ve been shaking the entire time, are you really that scared of stupid haunted houses? They aren’t even real.” Kyo spoke up, looking over at your shaking body.
“I am that scared! I don’t know how you didn’t jump once! I was freaked out the entire time!” you whined, leaning your head back a little, trying to stop your shivers. You were embarrassed obviously, having been called out by the boy beside you, especially once he started laughing like the manic clown you had just seen in the haunted house. “Kyo! It’s not funny! I was really scared!” you pouted, then looked away from him.
“Aw you baby. Cmon let’s go get something to eat.” Kyo stated after he had finally calmed down, then pulled you into one of the restaurants close-by. It was decorated like a witch’s house, and they were selling plenty of candies. Kyo went to the front to buy you something, while you found a table for the two of you. When he came back you still had the same pout on your face.
“Oh cmon, those houses aren’t even real. You can see the people coming from like a mile away.” he said, then offered you a candy apple, tilting his head. “Do you really hate them that much?”
You took the apple, biting into it and thinking over a response for a few moments. “It's not that I don’t like them, I just don’t see any of the people coming so I always get scared! And I scream a lot so they target me.” you replied, same little pout on your face that you had the entire time.
Kyo ate his apple while proceeding to ponder something, which you couldn’t guess, so you just looked out the window at everyone walking around. “How about the next one we go in, I’ll tell you where the people are coming from so you are ready for them? Hm?” he finally spoke up.
“Kyo, I really don’t wanna” you whined.
“Just one more! And if I tell you where they are you won’t be scared because you will see it coming! If you still hate it we can go home and have movie night instead.” he offered, tilting his head to the side, his same small smile on his face. The smile he reserved for you and knew would get you to break.
“Okay. Fine, one more, but if I hate it we go home.” you agreed then finished the apple in your hand.
The rest of the night you two spent going through haunted houses unscathed. Kyo would lean down by your ear giving you heads up for what was coming, as well as letting you know when things were people or dummies. He made sure to move you to his other side anytime he couldn’t get to let you know about the workers beforehand, and also made sure to ask if you were okay during the houses. You actually started to enjoy them! You spent hours going through houses, and only left because the park closed.
Once at home, you two still ended up having a movie night. You begged Kyo since you spent so long at the amusement park. He obviously put up a fight, but eventually, with a roll of the eyes, he agreed. You two spent the end of your night watching movies before falling asleep together on the couch, the TV flashing in front of your faces.
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my rambles about infestissumam
while it helped me not disassociate on the car drive home from a very depressive day and my phone was dying, I didnt do any research at all so take this as you will
big nsfw warning
1. Infestissumam. amazing intro AND THE TRANSITION PLSSSS I am in love with it so much its flawless
2. Per Aspera Ad Inferi. satan devour us all sounds like a metaphor for an orgy, the promise of all your dream will come true, desperate call? more like daddy satan help me cum idk
3. Secular Haze. circus music, papa wears clown shoes ig, viva sa mist, fog viva? dayum you love humidity ig, I'm kind of dumb on this one tbh, I think also the destroying of humanity by antichrist, and the singer too aka ey come kill us all and destroy this shitty place maybe
4. Jigolo Har Meggido. you know the deal you know it, but also props to this song for not being like women are whores cuz ofc the sexual themes n stuff in ghost are supposed to show the opposite of how christian church portrays sex as a sin and women like whores yk, the antichrist is a whore, not whom he fucks (haha copia is a whore copia is a whore)
5. Ghuleh/Zombie Queen. ghuleh and succubus are two different characters and they're having sex, the sinthesator(?) is the orgasm
6. Year Zero. just very sexy and is making fun of people holding onto faith while being parasites to the world, also lord of flies mwuah
7. Body And Blood. the song is making fun of christians who cannibalize christ just to get blessing get smth for them, the whole idolatrine of christ stands on people wanting smth from him but in the end they let out only shit
8. Idolatrine. explanatoon of the previous song, plus child abuse in chrostoan church
9. Depth Of Satan's Eyes. depth of satan's ass, also the humanity relying on the higher powers for knowledge I think idk
10. Monstrance clock. cum, also I wonder if anybody used it in a sex playlist, it has a good rhythm yk? and a bit of closure near the end with the quieter part cmon sounds fun as fuck, the sinthesator is also again the orgasm
please dont judge me this is the first thing giving me life for the past week
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Other asks: I would indeed like to fuck a monster, to suck their cock and–
Me: I would indeed like to hug a monster, to share little kisses and–
Ayo,,, Kier here (pfft)
I've decided to make my text orange, it's my favourite colour lmao
Just wanted to say hi and to chat cuz I like talkin to ya
(First off let me say I love that you're takin pointers from people about how to write gn readers. I love love it brother, you never cease to amaze me at the smallest of things.)
Anyway, onto topic
I feel like I don't talk enough bout the creeps lmao even tho this blog is dedicated to em, but that's mainly cuz this is a (albeit amazin) horny blog and well im,,,,not really horny ever since I'm asexual
but I thought I could still talk bout em romantically bc I atleast wanna include em ya know?
Startin off my favourite is LAUGHING JACK LIKE CMON MAN SKDBEUCBEJ R
I am calm, light la ugh lov e
So okay I'm a sucker for cute things, forehead kisses, cheek kisses, neck kisses, I really fuckin like cute kisses. (hey,,, passionate and angry kisses r good too)
I just feel as if I could live up to my relationship potential with him yk? (the fact that he's hot as fuck helps too tho like,,,, big sexy clown man go BRRRRR)
oh my gosh I NEED hiM TO LIKE PICK ME UP OR SOME SHIT,,, I really like tall guys
But imagine hugs with someone Jack's height,,, imagine soft kisses and rough kisses and THE HAND HOLDIN
I'm tryin not to waste too much of ya time but oh god the hand holdin;
Im kinda clingy (rip lmao) in rl but I hate people knowin I'm clingy so him as a lover would make me simply COMBUST OK
Ain't simped in a long time, Im missin out
Comin back from,,,,, that
I can't wait for whatever ya got planned next darlin I know it's gonna be fab
Drink, eat, sleep, repeat.
Anon Kier 🕯️❤️🕯️
The absolutely monstrosity of a smile I gave at the sight of this message. Plz I look like a new season of hunter hunter came out. I JUST GET SO HAPPY! It’s the way you present honestly, you seem so so cool! 😵💫
LUGSFIUDGWYTFYUYTJRFTGUIHOYTRHEUIO*T^&EHRSGYUI*(&^RESGYUITf THE AMOUNT THAT I LOVE LAUGHING JACK IS INSANE. I JUST CANT EXPRESS IN WORDS OR WRITTEN WORDS OR THOUGHT- LIKE I SAID I WANT TO EAT HIM UP. WITH KISSES. 😫 AND YES HE IS SO SEXY SEXY CLOWN MAN, 😭 BIG AND STRONG 💪 AND TRAUMATIZED AND FRAGILE AND I WANT TO EAT HIM. 🤡Again oml. 🙄
Ok maybe only for me and you (cause the rest of the people here are HORNY FUCKERS *hisses* ) but I want to do like one shots or drabbles that are just dates with the creeps. Maybe like at an amusement park or a night in with them. UGH I LOVE JACK SO MUCh. But what do you think?? 🤨
I just know that when he holds your hand it’s so adorable, cause his is so so s- bIG. And cause he’s got claws he’d be so fragile with you, afraid of braking you with every squeeze and hug that you have to show him how to love. UGH. 😭😭💕
Every time i get a message from you my heart aches and burns and I just have to silently scream. I LOVE YOU KIERAN! ♥️ MUAH
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smile| hyoj onf 4/30/21-5/13/21✓
summary: seungjun gets mad at hyojin, and that can't last for long. hyojin finds the best way to make the younger smile.
A/N: thank you if you’re reading this! i take criticism and suggestions. pls let me know if you enjoyed at all :)
warning: lapslock,, sorry if that bugs you :/
word count: 1,677
hyojin had crossed the line, he realized, as the door to seungjun's room slammed shut. he dashed toward the door and quickly jiggled the knob, testing to see if it would open for him. it wasn't locked, which was good. seungjun had clearly left it unlocked on purpose, maybe he wanted hyojin to come in and talk?
hyojin definitely didnt want to piss the younger off more, so he decided to try knocking instead of barging into the room. he rapped on the door gently, waiting to hear a response. "seungjun, can I come in?" he tried.
at first, hyojin heard nothing. he tried again. "seungjunnie, will you please let me in? I just want to talk to you."
this time, hyojin could hear faint footsteps, and smiled nervously as he saw the door in front of him slowly creak open to reveal a frowning seungjun. "fine," he said reluctantly, "come in."
hyojin's smile grew a bit brighter as he followed the younger into the room, both of them sitting uncomfortably on the edge of the bed, a sign of the tension starting to fog up the room.
"so, do you want to talk about what happened?" he asked, scooting a bit closer to seungjun.
"there's really nothing to talk about. besides, why would you want to talk to me anyway? I'm annoying, remember?" seungjun asked, the hurt showing through his angry tone.
hyojin winced, reaching a tentative hand out and placing it over seungjun's. "junnie, I really didn't mean it. I was kidding around. I just said you were annoying because you kept filming me while I was eating."
"well it seemed like you meant it, jinnie. there's, like, a million things i do everyday that could be annoying you and you just don't say it. I really- I just dont want you to think I'm annoying." seungjun replied, his voice getting a bit choked up at the end of his sentence. he looked away from hyojin, trying to will the tears to stop flowing.
"seungjun, I've known you for 14 years, I promise that you're not annoying. I was trying to joke around with you. and i'm sorry I hurt you, okay? I hate seeing you sad." and that was true. hyojin had never been good with words, but he knew in his heart that seungjun was nowhere near annoying. his nickname was 'spark leader' for a reason. he always brightened everyone's day just by being there. just by being his wacky, silly, loud, and kind self.
seungjun finally turned his head back to look at hyojin, his face a bit wet from the tears. "s-so, you really dont th-think I'm annoying?" he asked, gnawing on his lip worriedly.
"of course not, junnie. you're pretty much my favorite person. you know how I am, I just like to say dumb shit to get on your nerves. I really didn't expect to make you upset. I love you, okay?"
the younger collapsed into hyojin's arms, sobbing quietly. "I love y-you too, hyodinnie. I-i'm just a bit stressed from the promotions, so I keep taking everything personally."
hyojin's eyes widened a bit. his heart ached seeing seungjun cry. he wrapped his arms around the younger and rubbed his back, trying to soothe him in any way he could. "hey, hey, it's okay. you don't need to cry anymore. I'm here, seungjun. I got you. and I understand how you feel. everything is kind of crazy lately."
seungjun nodded, his crying starting to subside in place of hiccups and small tremors.
"now, are you done being mad at me?" hyojin implored, pulling seungjun down to lay on the bed properly, facing him.
"no?!" hyojin asked incredulously. his eyes widened even more if that was possible, growing comically large.
"no. you made me get all worked up over pretty much nothing. you're not just gonna get away with it that easily, hyojin." seungjun answered, rolling his eyes and turning away from hyojin again.
hyojin grabbed seungjun around the middle and climbed on top of him, straddling his thin waist. the younger squawked, flailing his arms dramatically. "what are you doing, hyojinnie?"
"the only logical option in this situation, obviously. I'm going to make you smile. I refuse to let you be mad at me anymore."
"yeah, except you're forgetting that it's my choice to be mad at you or not. you can't just make me be un-mad at you or something." seungjun scoffed.
hyojin smiled down at the younger. "actually, I can."
"then prove it."
and hyojin wasn't lying. he was determined to make seungjun smile, even if it was only for a minute.
hyojin knew that there was one simple way to make anyone smile, even when they were being grumpy and stubborn as hell. he reached down and wiggled his fingers gently against seungjun's neck.
startled, seungjun squawked again and latched his hands onto hyojin's arm. he shut his mouth soon after, lips squeezed together tightly as he desperately fought the instinct to smile.
"something wrong, seungjunnie?" hyojin asked, not pausing his fingers at all.
"hyojin, you really think you're going to make me less mad at you by doing this? it's not gonna work, so just give it up already." the younger retorted, voice strained. it was obvious that he was trying in vain to keep his voice level as the urge to laugh got stronger.
"huh, okay, so you're still going to fight it? then you leave me no choice." hyojin sighed, acting as though what he was about to do was a major life decision. as dramatic as ever. if seungjun wasn't currently struggling, he would've definitely clowned hyojin for that.
the older realized now that he had to utilize his last resort option. hyojin lightly grabbed the area between seungjun's neck and shoulder and vibrated his hand. he knew that this was seungjun's weakness, and if he was being honest, he probably exploited it way too often. but that was a problem for the hyojin of another day to worry about.
as expected, seungjun immediately recoiled, squealing loudly and gripping hyojin's arm a lot tighter. hyojin wondered if seungjun had been a boa constrictor in his past life.
"hyojihihinie noooooo~ nohohot thahahat!" seungjun giggled, the smile he had been trying to hide for the past few minutes finally showing.
hyojin continued, of course. "aww, see? theres that pretty smile. I knew I could get you to do it!"
"sorry seungjunnie, but I have to. I need to make you un-mad, remember? are you done being mad at me yet?" the older questioned, applying the same tactic as before under one of seungjun's arms.
seungjun dissolved into laughter once again, but this time it was a lot louder and more uncontrolled. and as a result, hyojin's fond smile grew bigger. he didn't have the courage to say it, but seungjun's unapologetic, boisterous laughter was one of his favorite sounds. seungjun was generally a pretty loud and energetic person, and his laugh matched that without a doubt.
"AHAHhahaha-I'MMOhohohore mAHAHAHahd at you nohohohow~" the younger cackled indignantly, releasing his grip on hyojin's arms in favor of trying to wriggle out from underneath him.
hyojin clicked his tongue in mock disapproval, amused at the younger's attempts to escape. "seungjun, you and I both know that you're not gonna be able to get out of this. I think that you should just give in already and admit that you're no longer mad at me. it would make things easier for you," he said, tone annoyingly sing-songy.
"alright, so be it. it appears that you've chosen death. I'm gonna make you regret this, lee seungjun~" hyojin taunted, stilling his hands for a moment to get the younger's reaction.
"yeheheah, as if. I'm sooooooo scared," seungjun replied, chest heaving. he masked the anticipation and fear coursing through him with false bravado, hoping that it would spur hyojin on even more. and it did, without a doubt.
hyojin made quick work of continuing where he left off, but now under both of seungjun's arms.
thirty seconds later and seungjun's mind was racing.. with the most prominent thoughts being: nevermind, abort mission, abort!! seungjun was definitely regretting it at this point. why did he ever try to test hyojin?
"NAHAHahahaha~ OHOHOhohokahahay hyojinnieeee~ I gihihihihive uhuhuhup! PLEAHEHEHehehease stohohohop!"
"I dont know if I should yet, junnie. I should probably make sure that I've completed my goal here. I'll stop if you say you're not mad at me anymore."
"AHAHHAI'M nohohot mahahahd anymohohore!"
"and say I'm the coolest person ever."
"YOHOHOHOU'RE THEHEHE COOLEST PERSON EHEHEHEHEVER!"
"naAHAHAHa- I cahahaha- HYOHOHOHOJINNIE!"
"fineee~" hyojin groaned, finally getting off of seungjun.
"you're...so...evil..." seungjun panted, tossing his forearm over his blushy face.
"evil? I thought I was the coolest person ever?" hyojin pouted.
"you are the coolest person ever, but you're also the evilest." seungjun replied tiredly, getting closer to the older and resting his head in his lap.
hyojin beamed, petting seungjun's hair softly. "I'll take it. as long as I'm still the coolest, I don't really care that I'm evil."
"of course you don't. that's what makes you so evil. anyway, you are the coolest hyojin. I really, truly mean that." the younger replied, beaming right back at the red-haired male. and at that moment, it felt like nothing else mattered, as cliche as that sounds. all that mattered to hyojin right now was that lee seungjun thought he was the coolest. his heart felt so light and happy, like a sunflower blooming inside his chest.
"this is why I love you, seungjunnie. you put up with my evilness."
"who else would?"
"and I love you too, dinnie. now, I need a shower. see you in a bit," seungjun said, getting up from the bed to rummage around the room for a towel, making sure to ruffle hyojin's hair on the way.
and with that, the older flopped back onto the bed for the nap of all naps, the smile never leaving his face.
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i’ve seen the next series ideas, bestie why you gotta separate piercer and tattoo artist? i have a thing for both but tattoo artist! choso sound kinda hot?🤨😳 piercer! geto may look so fine adding new holes to your skin with those rough-looking yet delicate hands but tat artist! choso is always careful to not add to the painful feeling and is very talented. you want to ink a large design with many details? aside from living up to expectations by inking your skin with intricate art, worry not because choso makes sure his clients are comfortable throughout the long session. and some design takes too long, he’ll be happy to schedule another one because he can spend more time with you 😌💖 i want some geto but im too soft for bby choso to make him cry 🤧 *slides some hashbrowns i don’t mind having two different for choso and geto
ohh, fratboy naoya? he’ll be one of those with an alpha mindset and constantly looks down on anyone like they aren’t worth breathing the same air with him😭 can anyone really blame him though? man always aces in every courses he took which surprises everyone because they think that he’s all talk lmao
and dw! im doing well too! after finishing the sem, i suddenly got a surge of energy and cleaned the house. so we have some vinyls laying around and i thought why not play some? so while cleaning, this track called you’re mine, you by chet baker played and i stood still like 🧍🏻♀️for a whole minute. the lyrics reminded me of naoya and gee. imagine naoya singing this to you when you’re sick or sleeping🥲😊💕naoya trophy wife keeps winning🥰🥰also do you think this songs could be a reckless song? or maybe its just me hehe song1 song2 song3
and sukiiii, congrats on finishing your thesis! 💕💕 going throughout the sem while writing fics? you have too much brain power bestie. feel free to do whatever you feel like doing this summer, you deserve it. ooh you started tokyorev? 😳indulge away queen. im happy to see you enjoying things. forget those hate anons, you’re allowed to do things that makes you happy☺️💖💖 *slides another offering of hashbrowns ohh you have discord? do you mind if i join?
egg anon hello omg aaaa i am so sorry for the late response, my sched was packed these days. i really clowned myself thinking summer meant more free time but no 😭 OH MY babe thank you for the hash browns but your ideas really got me delving deep into the roommate series brainrot 😳 i can just imagine piercer! geto who goes shh shh its okay just take deep breaths while he pierces your ear (or lip, bcos lip rings are always so pretty) piercer! geto probably won’t even mind that you’re digging your nails into his shoulders, teeth sunken on your lips in expectation of the pain. ofc, he’ll just hide his smile :) meanwhile, tattoo artist! choso has to take pauses every now and then bcos he’s just so worried over you making little whimpers. constant “are you okay?”s and handing you a glass of water. tattoo artist! choso is just so worried 🥺 both of them are extremely delicate and would love to spend time with you though 💕 choso lights up like a little puppy as he shares his designs with you, mumbling still a little shyly on the stories behind his designs. geto is more forward (read: daring) as he brushes his cool fingers over sensitive spots in your face on where he thinks you’d look great pierced. then he’ll pull away with a little smirk, but don’t get him wrong! geto is just as nervous as you are; he just wants to act cool.
PLEASE NAOYA WITH ALPHA MALE BEHAVIOR 🙄 i hate that i think he’s hot when irl i don’t like when the alpha attitude comes off too strong. but yes, naoya knows he’s hot shit! he may look like he’s sort of lacking in that upper department since naoya is spotted partying or sexting in class (quote unquote: “i don’t really need to attend class. i learned this a long time ago.”) yes !! naoya looks like he’s all talk but cmon, he grew up in such a famous and powerful family; it would be a shame if he didn’t follow up to their high standards of perfection. plus, naoya is a thousand times more confident knowing he knows his shit.
i’m glad you’re doing well! and oh i love cleaning the house bcos it’s so calming 💕 omg anon the song is so sweet and romantic 🥺💕 i can see naoya spontaneously wanting to dance with his wife when this song plays 💕 *melts into the floor* also about the songs, i am IN LOVE. My favorite would be Babygirl and Fragile. Like babygirl for Y/N fits so well bcos its just so her in an older version (timeskip??? 👀) and Fragile !! Fragile sounds so intimate and vulnerable 🥺 but at the same time its kind of hopeful and romantic. Omg I am like,,,freaking rn bcos Fragile is so much Gojo’s anthem?? Reckless Gojo the type to hide everything behind his smile bcos he doesn’t want to worry others. Overall I really love the songs and I’m sk happy I got great new songs to listen to so thanks so much, they’re perfect for Reckless! (also that line in fragile, perfect is a lie, hit me hard)
and thank you, i finally finished my thesis so whee !! yeah hahahaa i needed to write fics and make time for hobbies otherwise i’d be in a school burnout 😔 YESSS OMG TOKREV IS MY LIFE RN I CANT EVEN BEGIN TO EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE IT IM QBDKWLWOQ. and thank you thank you, love the hashbrowns 🥺💕 yes we have a discord server! i would love it if you joined babe, several of my anons are there too and i’d love to have you there 💕 just dm me so i can give you the link !!
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Season 3 notes popping off
due to my desire to not completely fail all my classes this year i made myself slow down significantly while listening to this season, and the fact that the other person i'm listening along with had to catch up. We've managed to convert several other people to start listening and its pretty great.
ep 81: what does it even mean to be chosen by one of them? And if he was chosen by the eye. we know Gertrude wasnt? Because she cut the eyes out of the magazines?
ep 82: elias lmao. I understand why people like him so much bahshdhdk i thought he was gonna snitch on Jon but he didnt so he's fine. Ok but how do we think he knew all that stuff. Idk probably just institute connections. I love the fact that the recorder just wants to record stuff randomly bjahsjdhd. Elias feels a lot like Michael in the sense that he knows more than he should and talks in a way that implies he just wants to wait and see how things play out for his own benefit. I understand him knowing the things that happened but his description of her emotions implies something paranormal. Maybe he's connected to one of the entities. Which one I cannot guess.
ep 83: did a file get delivered randomly to the place he's staying at? Probably elias lmao. He thinks the mannequin is related to the stranger. Idk I would believe it.
ep 84: worms? I know he says earth worms but idk. Again? Is she making gordon golems out of trash? Martin popping off. You can tell the statements get to him more that they get to Jon. How come martin is so mad about it? I want to assume he just doesnt want her to get stuck there but idk. Jude Perry. The calliope organ. Jon heard a circus in one of the last episodes
ep 89: he's talking to perry? Like jude Perry? He says ... God? Is that what it is? Lmao. The Desolation. Jon is tired of ppl being vague and not telling him stuff lmao. Oh God Jon is so confused. Compel her? Is she assuming he has some kind of power? Does he have powers? Hmm. im agreeing with jon here please jesus christ why does everyone have to be so cryptic. Just say what you mean. "maybe you get an itchy eye" bahasjkdfklsjdf girl what. Agnes saved her? Oh this is the girl from the cafe story? So theres the Cult of the Lightless Flame? They worship whatever entity this is? The Desolation? Why do they all seem like they sorta worship her then? Is Gretchen gonna die oh god. fuckin michael. a different michael aaah. i see. dont do it shes gonna burn you. sir. please. sir dont you dare do- WHAT DID I SAY what did you think was gonna happen hhh.
ep 90: try to make it less obvious you're trying to get fired big T. Elias that doesnt sound like the most healthy thing to do. oh dear is this gonna be triggering for me. uuuuuh. uuuuuuuuuh. doesnt seem like it ok gonna keep listening. Jared. hmmmmm. Ok we've seen Keay and hotner or whatever his name was.
ep 91: Michael Crew. Oh is this the lightning scar guy. Mister jon sir did you just die. No? God everyone is so fuckin cryptic. Say normal things please. They all just like to go on about pain and agony and j e s u s c h r i s t we get it you got hurted by whatever thing. So theyre avatars? question mark? Jude Perry is an avatar of The Desolation? hhhh fractals. thats a spiral thing innit. Yup. messing with your perceptions. God they all talk about feeding their god and feeding that which feeds them and. hh what does that meann. Leave big J. please. uh oh. is it daisy? how come he has the web lighter still? the tape recorder just turns on sometimes you know how it is. So he can compel people? not that he knows it obviously but. a bit wack. powers go brr i guess? If the eye just wants knowledge i guess he feeds it by getting the statements? b/c i doubt it wants him to murder ppl or whatever.
ep 92: elias you all knowing fuck what do you know. (i guess all given what i just said) Lukas. Heard of them before. Mordecai Lukas. Loneliness. The lonely even. Jonah Magnus. Elias ur sounding like a bit of a dickhead rn. lmao jon's just like "i dont care" elias what is ur deal. Why does he want to tie her in. ohh i see. lmao theyre all just like "elias why" The Unknowing lol seems very much like something the eye wouldnt like. lol elias is gettin all philosophical. what does it really mean to be human. this still doesnt answer why gertrude wanted to destroy the archives tho.
ep 93: bahsjdfh he seems so dead inside rip. awww admiral. i love him already. ghh breacon and hope. purple mold. doesnt sound like anything we've seen so far. I think the funniest explanation for breacon and hope is that they dont actually serve the stranger they just kinda happen to be a random neutral party that cart around random spooky entity related stuff. ooooh. when we hear the slight static of the tape recorder it's cuz he's compelling ppl.
ep 94: the end! listen man they were all just grayed up for 4/13.
ep 95: the end also? death but also savagery/ animalistic shit. aww martin. lmao becerra. she's just been chillin in the corner.
ep 96: return to sender. haha minecraft go brr. prediction: breacon and hope? yup there we go. jon why is there an echo. are you in a stairwell? is he gonna eat it- yup. how did i call it. unsure abt what theyre talking about but ok. they kidnapped someone? Sarah Baldwin. ooooh that guy.
ok im just putting this here so i have notes for when nicholas gets to this part. It seems like (from jon's conversation with jude perry) that the desolation and the eye are kinda at odds with eachother? like i guess not directly but it seems like they dont really vibe? so how could be with both. Cuz if he has the heat powers and shit then we know he's an avatar of the desolation. but then why does he have so much eye imagery. also he got burned intentionally? like jude did when she went on her monologue about the feeling of burning? but then why did he wear the eye pendant. it stops him from being burned all the way which seems like he's not fully accepting the fire or whatever.
Nooooo I lost like a bunch of my notes rip. I keep forgetting to save.
Ep 104: tim gives a coherent statement without jon even being there. Ugh. Fucking robert smirk. Dont like him. Joey. Dont recognize the name. The show must go on. Clown. The spooky circus?
ep 105: total war... shogun 2? jon is just understanding languages again. "if i understood mandarin or cantonese" are you sure you dont big man?
ep 106: havent we heard this one already? mans in space? oh no this is just another episode in space. fairchild... uuuh. cant remember. oh! this is related to that! this is one of the ppl from the other side. sounds like a Vast thing. oh he's the one that the dude saw? but that guy didnt have a face... she's sorta like jon. wanting to dismiss the statements. lmao i love the workplace gossip. ace jon for the win! oh cmon elias dont be a dick. sunny meadows or whatever. thats the place we heard about.
ep 107: oh great is it jude perry again. Third Degree. bahahsdkfj she was arrested. sorry but imagining this old british lady getting arrested is funny. she was trying to resurrect him. using the skin book. he's not feeling well. jon take a nap. i wonder if this is what happens when he uses his powers too much. He gets into The Zone when he reads statements lol. didn't we have a burning train car in anothre statement? is it julia fairchild? bahahahs "kidnapped. Again." poor jon honestly. julia... about her dad. daughter of the murder shed guy? hunting like your dad liked to hunt or normal people hunting. oh hunting vampires!
ep 108: melanie has been suffering. poor martin peter lukas why do you have to be like this. can he not just use the front door? does he have to bother the ppl doing statements?
ep 109: how come he cut her off? kinda rude tbh. its either jon's influence or there was smth he didnt want her saying. is it gerard on the table? this sounds kinda like smth from one of the university episodes. is it the closed eye on the hand? yup. he's like one of the students! if the thing listening in is elias then... he can do that without the tape recorder yknow. plus who's to say it wont just turn itself on again
110: who wants to bet its a leitner?
111: Lukas related to The Lonely. I used to not like Gerard that much but i like him more now. but i thought there were 15? ohhh thats right isnt flesh newer? gerry for the win honestly. finally telling jon things.
112: lol "again" no one ever tells any of these ppl anything. tim and basira are just out of the loop constantly. music, like the war episodes. The hunt or the slaughter? probably the hunt. so Daisy is related to the hunt right? basira likes the reading, she's doing fine at the institute. daisy's getting worried...
113: it just turned on randomly. what is it lol. explossives! oh boy. why do they always assume he turned it on intentionally. melanie youre not making me like you that much. which entity is this about i cant tell. lol he was disappointed it was just the end. The title Breathing Room made me think it was gonna be about the buried but i guess not. So many of these entities deal with death but the end is one that deals in just death. it has no need for fancy deaths, just death is enough
114: more hilltop road statements? the tree. oh boy. ok the tree has 8 arms obviously theres the spider parallels. was she taken into an alternate universe? oh no. jon tries to phrase things so he's not asking questions. thats honestly good. "sometimes i was kidnapped" oh dear. they got gertrude. daisy ur so odd lmao. who wants to bet they dont know the tape recorder's running?
115: silaca? or whatever? antique man? meat grinder... related to the meat is meat episode? oh wow. they buy antiques from him. maybe dont antagonize this creature which can kill you?
116: lol theyre all just so done with elias. music? is it like the one band that if you hear them you die or wtvr. oh its chess? i am very much confused. mmm stranger go brr. gorilla skin? oh shit the dance. woah. this is so good. this is so gender. the words are wonderful. "you can just say tim" lmao trying to fool elias never feels like a good idea.
117: except elias lmaoo. oh shit. leitner getting some use for once idk. bruuh poor melanie she has been thru so much shit. martin you can just say youre worried about jon. lol he's so accurate in his jon impression. lol who was that. was that daisy? lmaoo. oop hi tim. oh god i hope tim doesnt die. i feel like i wouldve heard about that? but im not sure. destroying the source of knowledge is gonna be hard for jon. yay jon! you did a good thing. let him rest.
118: go off martin lmao. awww poor martin. oh god the tape gets that squealy quality and its awful.
119: woah. lots of things happening. uhh. POP OFF TIM!!
120: lmao elias giving a statement about jon's dreams lol. damn jon doesnt even get his own dreams? has to stay Watching even when he's asleep? f in the chat this man goes thru so much shit. oh boy its peter. lol martin my beloved. idk i dont trust peter.
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LONG SONGS! LONG SONGS!
1. the 1
omg her voice is so soft
if you wanted me you really shouldve showed
IF YOU NEVER BLEED YOURE NEVER GONNA GROW OMG ALREADY A BANGER LINE
OMG HOW SHE SINGS THE BRIDGE YESSSSSS
the piano reminds me of jazz
hand under my sweatshirt baby kiss it better
omg this is sexi ?
OMGGGGGGGGGGGG wow the chorus
and when I felt like I was an old cardigan under someone’s bed you put me on and said i was your favourite
playing hide and seek part omg her voice
the IIIII part is sooooooooo nice
omg this is hot but sad but like NICE
you drew stars around my scars but now im bleeding
THIS IS SO GOOOOOOOD IM CRYING
PETER LOSING WENDY
this is tugging on my heart strings... that bridge... wow...
im literally crying tears rolled down my cheeks wow that was so beautiful im still crying LOL
3. the last great american dynasty
oo that twang-y in the distance
im still crying from cardigan sorry
all her what friends? was that bleeped? LOL [The clean version of the album on Spotify was available for me before the explicit version]
omg how she sangboys
you can HEAR her smiling i love it so much my precious bean
THESE STORYTELLING LYRICS I NEED TO RELISTEN TO IT ALL
omg i had a marvelous tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime <3
4. exile (FEAT BON IVER!!!! OMG?!!!)*
i love how much piano there is in this taylor i love it thank u
WHAT A RICH VOICE
youre not my homeland anymore?? so what am i defending nwo? im baby
this reminds me of the last time kinda duet i cri
balancing on breaking bridges
im not your problem anymore so who am i offending omg wow
her voice is so pretty
i gave so many <3
5. my tears ricochet
omg the intro is nice is that her voice?
or keyboard voices
i didnt have it in myself to go with grace
that electronic voice during chorus reminded me of getaway car... i c u jack
+ the beat... in the bridge
wait wake? I NEED LYRICS TO FOLLOW ALONG SKFSKDFNS TOO DISTRACTED AND CONSUMED BY THE MUSIC [I was indeed distracted and not following the lyrics so I thought the wake was connected to one of the previous songs gskng I was like who died omg dummy]
ooo this sounds pretty from the start
this sounds like a gem i find on youtube at 2 am
when no one is around my dear! oooo i like
AW SHINING JUST FOR YOU! IN HER HIGHEST HEELS, LOVE?
That's so cute
i can change eerything about me to try to fit in is SO relatable
her vocals r so pretti
aw this song makes me smile, the bridge was v cute
[Little did I know when I’d relisten and read the lyrics that this song is not one to make you smile ma’am]
this is different!
this doesnt even sound like her omg but its so nice
omg the verse hehe cute
THE STRINGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YES big fan
aw is this from kids pov? pirates poor lil bb
sweet tea in the summer, cross my heart wont tell no other
this is different but beautiful
oooo yes another youtube sounding gem with the quality of the music and her voice
oh wow how she sang more
OMG YES louder THIS IS NICE
twisting in bed sheets aw
cause u were never mine
oh wow after second chorus the MUSIC YES THIS IS SO NICE IM SO HAPPY AND CONSUMED
one ting? huh?
cancel plans in case you call... omg
MEET ME BEHIND THE MALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you werent mine to lose
aw... this song
i like a lot
omg the story telling im crying i missed this so much it reminds me of fearless era
this is so
wow tat resumed loudly LOL
but omg this is like happy but sad at the same time
I CANT THIS MUSIC IS SO NICE I WANT IT TO CONSUME ME AND JUST LISTEN TO IT FOREVER
like an instrumental version. just driving. even this version. this was so nice. i missed storytelling like this. i adore
9. this is me trying
i like dis so far yes, another youtube gem
my words shoot to kill when im mad i have a lo of regrets about that
at least im trying!!! wow ma'am that was so pretty ????
the build up to the bridge wow
10. illicit affairs*
beautiful guitar, wow
omg yes those vocals?? lil guys? or is that guitar i like
oh wow yeah def an illicit affair huh
this is pretty folk
dis make me sad but excellent storytelling omg
ooooo the BRIDGE YES omg !!!! youve shown me colours that you know i cant see with anyone else
you taught me a secret language i cant speak with anyone else
11. invisible string
this is fun to dance to its so cute
bad blood ? *side eye emoji*
prechorus is really nice and catchy
her voice is so nice ugh
i like this bridge <3
is this about joe?
chains around my demons
one single thread of gold tied me to you!!!!
blues then purple pink skies! lover <3
12. mad woman
o wow i hate you forever (... is this clean? fuck you forever?) UPDATE IT IS FUCK YOU FOREVER WOO!
omg you found something to wrap your noose around
w o w, that's so powerful
women like hunting witches too; omg wanting me dead has brought you two together wow but when she sang it wow i love
watching you climb over people like me
wow this is pain :(
the vocals in the background are so nice and add to the feeling it makes my tummy sad :(
those back vocals make me think she can still sing safe and sound live one day maybe so tha tmakes me happy though
the intro feels like an epiphany lemme tell ya
i close my eyes thats nice
i dont understand whats happening i need lyrics to follow along
but it sounds nice
does this have to do with the wake?
the outro is so soothing
country! this is country! COUNTRY!
OMG SHES SINGING COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOO!!!!!!!
LIKE ACCENT! OMG
the classic storytelling... taylors so good at this my god
the worst thing that i ever did was what i did to you
music between chorus and bridge UGH YES
YESSSS THE SOLO BREAKDOWN yes
the only thing i wanna do is make it up to you
i showed up at your party? aw! (and then you kicked me out LOL)
will you have me will you love me will you kiss me on the porch aw
shes so talented wtf. man
aw standing in your cardigan
kissing in my car again stopped at a street light you know i miss you aw
[this was the clear trio clue lol]
omg that guitar yes sexi rich deep yez
thats so nice
that was catchy omg (when she started)
OMG IT IS CENSORED...... i talk * with my friends? GIVE US THE UNCENSORED GOODIES CMON!!! oh i just saw the one thats explicit
CLOWNS TO THE WEST WEY IT US
aw the rains always gonna come when youre standing with me
so simple, vocals and piano wowie
omg best laid plan around there the STRINGS are stunning. seriously stunning wow im obsessed
this is nice
the guitar added agh yes
omg im gonna cry
it still hurts beneath my scars when tey pulled me apart
im cryin.... that part im cryin!!!!!!!!! THIS WHOLE BIT
the background vocals are stunning
her voice :(
the stirngs :(
the piano :(
the guitar :(
the simplicity :(
me saying okay and nodding while crying
Note. The asterisk was me trying to decode which songs were part of the trio, but I kind of lost track and got confused once we hit Betty / I was too distracted by it being country hahaha
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‘Knight Takes Queen’ the episode title alone let’s me know it’s about to be a good one
It’s too shiny, too new... it’s like your mum’s dressed you... already the tormenting big brothers lol
Louis is such a figurehead, the Cardinal is the one with all the power in this relationship
Louis is so aggy. Maybe just maybe your majesty, it’s you and your sad sperm. Not Anne
Anne and these fish lmao cooking is not my good sis strong suit but God do I love her for trying lol also did we leave the maids in the middle of nowhere to walk back to Paris? Lmao
Ask me in two minutes if I’m still alive lmao Porthos is definitely the trouble maker big brother when it comes to D’Artagnan
These are the thoroughest nuns ever... the loyalty, the bravery, these ladies go hard
Lmao Mother Superior is out here using Protestants as target practice lmao Athos is like this is by far the oddest encounter i have ever had on the job
Ummmmm I have questions for the brandy making nun!?!???? Wth is going on???? What’s her story?????
Milady’s red cloak is dih-viiiine. It reminds me of one of Zac Posen’s draft gowns for Rihanna’s first diamond ball... absolutely heavenly
They wanted you to become a nun? How the boys find time to clown in dire situations is beyond me lmao
Aramis said I’m better at dispatching people to hell LMAO a true soldier, i love him, I swear I do
Mother Superior said I done had enough, y’all are interrupting my prayers and I cannot allow it lmao
Cmon scorched earth!!! The sisters did not come to play with y’all
Milady’s getting sloppy... she’s about to fck up very very soon
"Any woman would be fortunate to be loved by you..." that’s what I’ve been saying!!!
Athos to Aramis in the monastery: I can’t believe you... you know it’s really hard being your brother sometimes (incorrect quotes)
Athos: I am a neutral party. I know nothing
Aramis: *changes the topic*
Athos: *starts rant on subject of which he knows nothing about, seething* lmao
Mother Superior is NOT to be fcked with lmao she said I know fighting scriptures too, I love her
Louis is a petulant child and the Cardinal should know better than to play into his every whim. Yes Milady is being sloppy but so is he entertaining Louis drunken foolishness
Athos played that right with the Cardinal. He’s suspicious and paranoid now which means mistakes will be made. Aramis is quick to act, which I love him for but for this grift, the long game will prove all the more fruitful
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ooh can i ask the context for ur beef w d@rtmouth?
it’s really really trivial but it also is a pretty funny story imo so what the hell. when I was in eighth grade, I had the worst history teacher humanly imaginable, and she disappeared towards the end of the year (to this day idk what happened) and was replaced by a sub. this woman, while marginally less heinous, because she actually recognized that the civil war was about slavery, for one thing, was still pretty fucking heinous. she really had it out for me, specifically, or maybe she just thought I was a mediocre student because she wasn’t aware of the class dynamic going in, which of course enraged me because I had “if you don’t acknowledge that I’m the smartest kid in class and treat me accordingly I’ll die” syndrome.
she graded us, every single day, on the basis of participation. only, the thing was, we weren’t having class-based discussions. this wasn’t a fucking seminar. we were to go over and review the material for the final, because she was a sub, and so the only thing that required raising ones hand was a) to ask a question or b) to give an answer. since I had no questions, and am not an asshole who loves boasting my knowledge for the sake of proof that I know things, I felt I had no reason to vocally participate. I say vocally, because it wasn’t like I wasn’t listening in class. in fact, I was taking diligent notes on the material we were reviewing so that I could make an organized and comprehensive study guide for the test, which I then shared with my entire class.
we were assigned an essay at one point, and people always gave me their essays before handing them in for proofreading and revisions, so I essentially wrote half the essays people handed in. I saw other people’s grades. the kid next to me, who didn’t know what “allgedly” meant when I used it in a sentence earlier that year, got a 98. a fucking 98. and I got an 82. I remember this vividly because it is the lowest grade I have ever gotten on an essay, to this day, by a lot, and also I have an immigrant mom. so. and I got it back right before walking into my math final so I was super psyched out and that’s definitely the reason I only got a 95 I’m certain of it (which when you’re in eighth grade and a little baby overachiever a 95 is essentially failing, especially in math, I mean cmon).
so I spoke to her about the B’s she was giving me, and she was like “B’s aren’t bad..............” to which I was all uhhh maybe to you miss white lady! I don’t know if you know this but I’m top dog round these parts! and she was like “look. I went to dartmouth. (which I knew already because she brought this fact up every single fucking day.) I know my shit. if you want to succeed in college, you’re gonna have to participate. you can’t just coast on expecting to be the best.” and I don’t remember word for word what she said to me but I do remember she lectured me for about fifteen minutes and I really wanted to say “are you really clowning on me for not having attended an ivy??? I am thirteen years old..... I’m not even in high school yet.....” and that is the moment I decided I hated d*rtmouth forever. what’s more, because now I’m getting genuinely riled up reminiscing about this witch woman, after I got my finals back, she came up to me and said “you’re an incredible writer. you should really consider applying yourself.” BITCH! THE AUDACITY...........
anyway that’s why I have beef w that school. because they produce demons who never shut up about having gone there. harvard is like this too, wherein everyone I’ve ever met who went to harvard informed me of this fact immediately upon meeting them, but at least harvard is reputable so it’s not totally embarrassing to brag to A CHILD about having gone there. lmfao
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incoming hockey rant
as we come closer to the qualifying rounds, which I am by no means supporting, I find myself growing more and more... irritated by “macho big brain sports man” on the internet and their mentality. it just kind of becomes really clear who actually watches the games, pays attention to stats, does the math, and the those who either:
a) watch the games, have team bias, and then talk out their ass about their “predictions” even though they don’t know shit about how the game works
b) watch the games, listen to the commentators, hear a brief mention of stats (i.e.; so and so has this many points as of today, stuff like that), and then think they’re Educated(TM)
this is especially apparent to me when I try to explain ANYTHING to one of these Big Sports Mans and then suddenly I’m “just a kid” or “don’t know shit about hockey”, and they really kinda judge a book by its cover or whatever because I’m not only a girl but also don’t look like the stereotypical sports fan. sure, maybe I’m a total analytics nerd but even I can admit that hockey is probably one of the hardest, if not THE hardest, sport to predict, especially in the playoffs.
a few things that I’ve brought up today: playoff experience/cups earned does NOT equate to how well you’re going to do long term. first of all, don’t even try to apply that shit to an original 6 team because a lot of those cups were earned when they were playing against 5 other teams lmao. second of all, and this applies specifically to butt hurt hawks fans still mad at nashville, all those cups surely didn’t help you when you got swept so stop bitching about how many cups your team has compared to another. in a lot of cases, especially because we haven’t seen a true dynasty in years (the hawks being the closest to come to it), those teams have been rebuilt between now and then. players have been traded, retired, gone to the khl, etc. sure, a lot of your strong core players most likely stuck around assuming your team didn’t fuck itself over in any way, but keep in mind winning games, let alone a series, isn’t a one line job. so boasting about cups you won years ago and comparing that to a team who’s both hungry and has some young guns (and surprisingly I’m not even talking about the preds here) doesn’t really mean shit.
just because a player has done well in the past doesn’t mean they’re still as good. I know, shocking. but I keep seeing roster predictions for the ‘22 olympics and I’m seeing it based off of players today and- well, I have some concerns. you’re wiling to admit that by that time players like heiskanen will have developed and be nearing their prime if not already there so sure, throw them on the roster and given them an “a”, but then you’re like “eh, not going to make hart or b*nnington starters because hey look, carey price” which if you want to see my analysis on why I wouldn’t start price I can absolutely hand that in because hell, I wouldn’t even start him TODAY. but what do I know, I’m “just a kid” and also “a girl”.
making the argument that because trophies haven’t been awarded based on skill in recent years as a way to defend the player you say it “isn’t even close” over is dumb as all fuck because not only are you defending a player that shouldn’t even deserve to be a finalist (looking at carlson), but you’ve also inadvertently just said “it doesn’t matter I just think he should win it”. this argument is often used by bandwagon fans who just use games as an excuse to get drunk with their friends and you’re rooting for the person on your team. look, I can go into an in-depth analysis about why john carlson DEFINITELY doesn’t deserve the norris, why hamilton would have been up for it had the injury not happened, how pietrangelo was snubbed, and why josi is actually the best defenseman in the league, but apparently my arguments don’t matter because “awards aren’t about skill anymore” so sure let’s just hand it out to anyone and get pissy when someone tells you who the rightful winner should be. that being said, I’m also not blind to the fact that josi has a very good chance at being robbed, but that doesn’t change the fact that he’s more deserving than carlson. also bringing up the brent burns situation doesn’t help your case because you JUST admitted that awards aren’t handed out for skill anymore so you’re therefore bringing up an irrelevant argument and genuinely ignoring the facts on the table.
blaming. players. what most of you guys don’t understand is when teams aren’t doing as hot as anticipated but they have nearly the SAME EXACT ROSTER AS LAST SEASON WHEN THEY DID PRETTY WELL (yes I am talking about the preds thanks) this has more to do with the special teams coaching. I see a lot of blame shifted onto goalies (rinne) when, yes I will admit he hasn’t been at the top of his game, but the fact that our defense just kind of fell apart this season played into that. a lot of people online (macho sports guy) have been judging d-men based on how many pucks they put in the net and less on... their actual job? look having a greatly offensive two-way d-man is amazing don’t get me wrong, but remember that bottom line is that shouldn’t be what determines their skill. again, this goes back to special teams coaching because this can be seen quite a bit in powerplays and penalty kills. and then also talking shit on the backup who hasn’t been given a chance yet. I saw this both with juuse and with elvis. y’all remember when elvis got called up and EVERYONE talked smack on him but he led the league in shutouts with 5 in 8 games? or when EVERYONE talked shit about juuse because of his height and because he’s been living in pekka’s shadow for a while now which, yes reasonably when you have a goat for a starter you have big shoes to fill but cmon guys, and then juuse ended up saving our ass towards the end there? I’m just saying it’s all say some clown shit then suddenly tweets not loading when the prove you wrong. you know why that is? because the people talking shit know nothing about how hockey works. and also, back to a point I made a few paragraphs ago; players change. they’re unpredictable. I’ve seen pekka rinne pull out some goat ass seasons and then fall on his face in the playoffs (keep in mind no one on the preds has earned the start over him in a playoff game in the last decade). this has been seen on other teams too coughmarc-andre fleurycough. but sorry, can’t explain that to dude-bro over there with his bud light and knockoff jersey screaming about how he’s the biggest fan in the world and knows Everything(TM) even though he tries to tell you +/- determines skill.
basically what I’m saying is I’m sick and tired of pretentious hockey fans talking down to me lmao
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“Hey, buddy? You still feeling down?” Stephen asked, placing a hand on Jay’s shoulder.
“. . . Jocat’s been turned into a doll, what do YOU think?”
“. . .oooooookay, so not in the best mood. Got it. Buuuuuuut, do you wanna feel better?”
“Where the hell is this going, Stephen.”
“I snuck a gummy from Daniel! Try it!” Placing the blue gummy into Jay’s hands.
“Eh, what the hell.” Jay pops the item into his mouth. He chews it for a good five seconds, then swallows it.
“I don’t feel any different.”
A moment of silence, then Jay just starts smiling. No words, just smiles. Stephen smiles with him, and when he starts to giggle to himself, he giggles too.
“Heheh, weird. .”
“Do you like it?”
Nodding, quite rapidly at that. “It tastes good.”
“That’s good! Hey, everybody should have one, huh?”
“Hell yeah! We should get Daniel to have one! He’s soooo grumpy.”
“Mhm! But first, we need to sneak the pack away from him for him to eat one.”
“Pfft, you’re being too loud!”
More giggles. Man, everything was so funny to Jay now. Is this how Stephen’s feeling, too?
Footsteps are heard, getting closer to the room they were in. The two went silent for a moment, until the footsteps left. Then, the giggling started up again.
“What if we gave some to Jocat? That’ll be fuuuuun. .”
Stephen stares at the ground for a moment, zoning out, then grins. “I would give him one, but his mouth’s all frowny on purpose, right?”
“That doesn’t make sense! Hahahaha. . .”
“Why are you laughing? Am I a spider-clown?”
“Hey. You know what we should do?”
“What? Tell me!-”
Stephen giggles for a moment, before speaking again.
“We should prank Daniel! Then maybe he’ll be nicer!”
Jay’s mouth turns into a little o. “THAT IS A GREAT IDEA!!”
“Shush, shush! The green bean’ll hear us!”
“Ooooooh yeah. HEY DANIEL-”
Daniel turns around, eyes on the two. “What is it? I’m trying to find my round trip tickets so Stephen can leave.”
“Jay, did Stephen give you one of those stupid gummies?”
“Uh-huh! Did you like our prank?!”
“That wasn’t a prank. That was you shouting something very random. . .looks like I need to buy tickets for BOTH of you to go.”
“Nahhhhhh. We live here now!”
“No, no you do not. Please just- go lay down or something.”
Jay slinks over to Daniel, rather quickly, wrapping his arms around him. “Aw, cmon, Mean Green! Just let us staaaay?”
. . .
“Get off of me.”
“Stephen get the stuff hurry-”
Picking Daniel’s pockets for the gummies and stuffing one into Daniel’s mouth. “Chew it all up, big guy! Like you MEAN it.”
Spitting the gummy out and pushing both his drugged friends away.
“Awwwwwww, c’mon Danny-boy! Have a little fun with us!”
“No. We need to be serious right now. Not ‘happy.’ And. . .Danny-boy?”
“Yup! Sorry Mr. Kale, that’s your new name, now.”
“Jay, Stephen. No. Please go to bed.”
“NO. I’LL EAT YOUR ANGLES, YOU TRIANGLE PINEAPPLE BANANA SMOOTHIE.”
“Jay- that doesn’t make sense. . .” At this point, Jay and Stephen were laughing their asses off.
A very sad-looking Jocat walks in, holding the doll in his arms, like how you would hold a baby. “Meow?”
“H e says ‘wh at s ha pp eni ng?’ “
Stephen and Jay immediately turn their heads to the two, grins spreading on their faces.
“Here, kitty, kitty, kitty! We have a treat for yoooooooou!”
“H e a sked me i f you’r e s till drugge d. I d on’t t h ink I n eed to a nswer. . .”
“I k now, bu t-”
“HAPPY KITTY TIME!” Jay pulls out a pair of scissors and practically jumps Jocat, who hisses at him as he tries to cut the string off of his lips. “HAPPY KITTY!”
“H e sa yys ‘L e T go o o or h e’ll h u rt yo u’. . .”
Jocat, in a hit of desperation, scratches Jay with his fingernails, which were surprisingly sharp.
Jay recoiled, rolling off of Jo after.
In revenge, Stephen pounces at Jocat, snatching the scissors from Jay and slicing at the strings.
“Gu ys. . . may b e yo u shoul d’n t do tha t. . .”
The strings are cut.
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Because I absolutely cannot with this “burn it down” challenge, this was born instead.
July 29, 2018
When she got the notification that the North Hollywood alarm hadn’t been set, she knew it was because Anoush was still there, toiling away. Once upon a time, it would’ve been Louie’s carelessness or Daniel’s preoccupation with whether or not Mr. Miyagi had taken his pills. Amanda drove up and the lights were still on at the dealership, and seemed glaring enough to compete with the neon clown sign of Circus Liquors.
She was always the first to tell him to stop sucking up. That had seemed like the course of things for a while—taking Louie under his wing, the billboard fiasco.
Once Daniel was never around, it seemed less like groveling and more like actual commitment, and Amanda tried not to wonder if their long hours together were making Anoush pleasantly uncomfortable too.
She found him sleeping at his empty coffee-littered desk, inches away from having his face planted in a takeout salad. She knew if this was on TV, it would be played up for comedy with him talking in his sleep about not wanting to go to school, or something like that. It was just a man sleeping peacefully who was always “on,” and the contentment it gave her couldn’t be denied. She watched the screen-saver motion of his breathing.
His suit jacket was slung over his chair but he was still wearing the matching vest. Only he wore a vest in summertime in California.
She didn’t know how long she’d been standing there, and finally spoke. “Anoush? Hey. C’mon. You gotta go home.”
“Hm? Yeah no, I did,” he muttered. He let out a raspy cough and his eyes were rimmed with red. He rolled back in his chair and it almost tipped over.
She grabbed the arm of the chair. “Whoa whoa whoa, are you sick?”
His eyes were completely glazed over. “Pff, I don’t get sick. Just in a Valley way, like ‘that guy is sick.’
Amanda folded her arms.
“An’ once I finish up these metrics reports, I think you’ll agree. I am a hundred percent fine.”
Maybe this was perfect. If she could feel motherly towards him, that would put a stop to the strangeness that had been going on. She put a hand to his forehead, but his heavy gaze was nothing like a child’s, and she bit her lip. “Lying like a true fucking salesman. You’re burning up.”
“Then why is it so cold in here?” he slurred.
“You really don’t get sick often, do you? Do you have any ibuprofen or something?”
He shook his head. “The cure for everything is to just eat something.”
“Yeah, you’re gonna eat something alright. My fist. Get up, now.” She grabbed him by the arm and dragged him to the bonsai room. The sprinklers were set to go on intermittently, but she flipped the switch and planted Anoush under the nozzles in the ceiling, holding him in place.
“Shhhit!” he cringed. “This is like Flashdance, but the feeling is bad!”
“Suck it, Jennifer Beals, I’m not sending you home without doing something to get that fever down. Why didn’t you just go home?” she asked, both of them getting drenched by the spray.
“Why do you think? There was too much more to do. I just want you to be happy.”
“I’d be happier if you weren’t running yourself ragged. Don’t lie to me. I’ve been opening up about everything, about too much, and you turn around and lie to me?” She released him and they stood face to face, completely drenched, breathing hard through the cold drizzle. “Cmon,” she puffed, turning away. “I’ll drive you home. Just leave your car here.”
She didn’t even put towels down in the Q5 when they got in. They just sat there sliding around on the leather seats all the way back to Anoush’s apartment in La Cañada Flintridge. Silent.
Amanda knew the address from records, but had never been there. It was a modest place in an upscale area. Few furnishings, but it didn’t come off as minimalist in approach. It was more like bare spots.
“I’m gonna get out of these wet clothes, and…I’ll just crash on the couch. You don’t have to….” Anoush trailed off. Amanda finished the thought. She didn’t want to go in the bedroom, either. “I can lend you something if you want.”
“I-I’m fine.” Amanda went in the bathroom to get advil and water. There were a few women’s things in the medicine cabinet, and she drummed her fingers hard on the sink for a moment.
He’d put on silk pajamas and she snickered, expecting nothing less. “You got a little night cap to go with that? A candlestick?”
“Shut up. Everybody can keep their ratty old Nirvana shirt PJs. Not doin’ it.”
She knelt beside him on the couch, which was much more swanky than practical. She put a blanket over him as he swallowed the medicine.
“Thanks for…this. Looking out for me. Even if you’re really mean and scary about it.”
“It works though, doesn’t it?”
“Your hair’s still wet.” She tousled it a little and he coughed, but he was unsure if it was sickness or a nervous reaction. She felt like she was watching this happen outside her body as she kept on running her fingers through it. She couldn’t stop. “Anoush…?”
He didn’t say anything, just nodded her on.
“I appreciate everything you’ve been doing but I…I’ve been selfish and weird and stupid, and wishing it was more about me than about work.”
“I could tell you it’s about work if that’s what you want…”
“I don’t know.”
“I don’t want to get thrown under a cold shower for lying,” he whispered, not that he had to because she was gemologist close to his face. He wondered if he was just feverish and hallucinating when their lips met in overwhelming mutuality.
He was still burning up but shivering on the outside, and she climbed on top of him to counter it. He was raspy, winded, a damn petri dish, but she met him breath for breath, draining every bit of his strength She knew that wanting to take care of him was going to turn into this, but she couldn’t hear that admonishing voice right now.
She kissed down his neck and he arched into it once, twice, then went limp. By the time she’d unbuttoned a few pajama buttons and trailed down his chest….she realized he was drowsing happily, with even a light snore.
She re-buttoned him in mortified defeat and maybe…relief. “….only you, Anoush….” she muttered. She wondered if he would even remember any of this tomorrow. Maybe it was for the best.
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Heres my rundown of last night n why im so fuckin grumpy lol: we got mcdonalds at 1am cuz we had to clean so we stayed up late cut to 1:30 n my mom "saw" a mouse so she freaked out which cause us to freak out and then at 1:40 am she got the bright idea to send up her crybaby son her class clown son and her coward son to go find it lmao
So cut to 2:30 am theyre laughin at the crybaby and making a huge fuss scaring whatever "mouse" would be up there so now its 3 am and im downstairs when the crybaby runs down the stairs and starts crying cuz he saw lint and thought it was a mouse so she then sends ME up there
Now it 3:15 am im the only one thats got the balls enough to throw stuff around and move the bed but only cuz im tired and i wanna go to sleep so at 4 am im STILL looking for the "mouse" when suddenly the coward starts freakin out while im looking in the closet and he grabs me which makes me unable to turn around to look at what i gotta catch while the clown is screaming in a corner so now its 5 am im STILL LOOKING cant find a single fuckin mouse and no one wants to listen to me when i say maybe we should lie out sone food or some onions and mint or somethin but nobody wanted me to leave cuz im the only one not scared
SO NOW ITS 6 AM AND IM STILL LOOKIN and i hear my brother scream and i look to catch a glimspe at the "fat fuckin mouse that was like 8 inches long or something" and the bitch is deadass 3in (ngl i freaked out a bit too but like,,,cmon) and it booked it behind the dresser or something so im still looking but everyone else is too scared
NOW ITS 7 AM and my unc calls n hes like "20 bucks to whoever grab the thing n throw it out i want a picture lol" so NOW they decide to start taking it seriously but lose fuel at half past so cut to 8 AM and my unc says "200 to whoever stomp on it"
Anyways lsdr i caught it and i did kill it (a complete accident tho lol) took a picture and now im getting 220 dollars plus a 500 from my unc who lives outta town so i got 720 dollars for accidently stomping a 3 in mouse at 8 am
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Oh! There you are **sighs in relief** Thanks for letting me know about it. That's a relief to know coz I was lurking around your blog for sometime to keep a check. I'll keep that mind I didn't know you queue posts. And it's okay I understand and if you are busy or if you need a break anytime you can tell me. Oh! It must be a little hectic for you but I'm sure you'll figure it out :))💕
Can I ask you something? You remember last time when I told you to guess my blog that was because I was kinda suspectious that you might know who I am. And now once again I'm thinking you're onto figuring it out so I wanna know if by mistake I've sent any ask with my ture identity or if you're pulling the Sherlock thing on me. Please don't ask me why👀
The comfort food concept is new to me but I do like French fries a lot. What's your comfort food or your favourite food?🤔🤔
And I remembered that question which I was going to ask. Okay so is there any second language you would like to learn? Or any language you have incredible love for? (I'm assuming English is your first language coz you know all the songs and you are very good at it)
For me I still have to learn whole English. And I do love French and Spanish a lot. But I never thought about learning them as Language the only other language I tried to learn was Elvish coz lotr and I love elves.
I love you too 💖✨💖✨ A lot. **With tears in my eyes** I love you. I loved the whole Tumblr because of you. You changed me Dean.😘😘😘 (Sorry I got carried away I was just watching the edit of 15x18😭😭 still hurts soo much)
P.s I've noticed sometimes while writing few of my words gets lost coz I think I wrote them but apparently I didn't and I'm glad you understand me I'll try to not do that but sometimes I get excited and words may get lost😅😅
🎶I walk this empty road the only one that I've ever known don't where it goes but it's only mean and I walk alone🎶
*peeks from behind curtain* hello! yeah, i’m sorry I didn’t let you know. oh no I doubt i’ll ever be too busy for you<3
I mean that would be hard to know since I don’t know what your true identity is. and wait seriously? you think I’m close to figuring out who you are?? I can assure you that I have the faintest clue😂😅 okay see now I feel kinda dumb cause that means it’s so obvious and i’m missing it! but ig that’s good since I want to keep this anon thing going.
thanks now i’m craving french fries! >:( my comfort food changes depending on my mood ahah but I think it’s semi-burnt toast with a heaping spread of peanut butter😋
yay!! believe it or not, english is not my first language. it is veeeery close second tho so that explain why it seems like my mother tongue. I think I’d like to be fluent in spanish or french. however, a language I have incredible love for could be latin🤔
well you are extraordinarily excellent at english, if that makes you feel reassured!!💞 oh cmon you love the two languages I wanna learn, soulmates!!! ooh that’s so you!😄 have you made progress? show me what you learned, maybe we could flirt in elvish👀
jajsksk you did not just do that!😭😭💖✨💖ughhh I feel you😭💔 okay time for a clown to clown question, be honest: do you have the entire confession scene memorized or are you normal?
oh don’t you worry about it😁;) I totally get it. and besides, a few words won’t change the whole sentence 180 degrees, will it? so please continue getting excited my beloved😚
🎶I remember when I first noticed that you liked me back, we were sitting down in a restaurant waiting for the check🎶💕
#how #is #there #access #to #make #it #so .@law @law @laws @harvard_law @lawyercom @ap @reuters @b bc_whys @snowden @haaretzcom publish howmany analysiseswere cooked away hey. cmon now. hooooooowmany even the clowns knew itslike noooooo! without that hes the total psycho mybrother was like aaaaaw?areyou a lw a y s so complicated?! andimthinking isit a dou ble??????? wha.. ofcourse! mybrother wouldnt ask t his what t h e youdont need biting out my bullet outofmy shoulder sp itting at it and dumping whiskey onit and ha! aint notbhing but a scratch k indof things cmon now hooooooowmany anal ysies developments did they cookaway publish it notarstamped ********** keypoint: what is daytime charged whileyou nutcorner it or shuffle tricks to devalue it who is daytime charged da ytime and this is whats happening afterwards *********** but but but b ut something r e m i n d s them of sth and then it makes it so... //// whyyyyyywould iddddddddiots that donot udnerstand what im doing but sh uffle stigmas to degrade in asystem cooking analysises and developments daily onpurpose actually ass ume that t hat kind of brain doesnot develop in right that region inthe smartest of family most disciplined all life maybe too and then not even notice these things but effort confirmation bias asiftheres a bonus whentheyre right about a trick or a malus whentheyre wrong about a trick so damage it in asystem that cooks heads village cornerw ise a r b i t r a r i l y a s dayt iemcharged where doyou start what the civillian h ad to explain em here what the pros wouldnt know already : intel s shuffle stigmas because it is intel,itis alla bout which trick works thistime which trick sticks thistime that s o m e ofthefools pretendit beleiveit ispartoft he trick framing priming woodbride distortion bend it redact it allyouwant /// no melodram itis biology they damage of a human being but arbitrarily harm to killhideously or just arbtirarily dowhattheywant arbitrarily asifits a tomato or a rock ******** we foc us on prevention and fix is brightside jews andor ivy harvard atleast billio nairegrade usa b e f o r e standards lowered ie towards higherstandards more towards regeneration on prevented added harm ********* than nextbest bumlidokain germancure find a fengshui german fengs hui alibi to throw more pills at t h a t while allalong #medic #medical #medi file posts list accur ate only a p a r t of themess plus longterm effects plus the things that matter c u m u la t i v e l y ontop of allofthat suffocate it maeke it think like a prostitute mon foolit germancure youre not you(theyaaaaaaallll are themselves) damage turn backclock tricks sneaky deconstruction so it fits its a trashcan leeech it why isit billionaire fix ed whenhe cant buy food leechit trickery heartkill he aeh we aeh deserve 50bucks webloated to 650 a nd we deserve because he aeh xraymurder beam head heart allday everyday rubidium radongasing xraybeamtricks pathogen killit he types what we do with him traitor he aeh even wrote a diary about it woa satanic he hates th e germans occasionally but satanic enough right then evenmore so *** ***** no melodram itis biology what they damage not a tomato or some dull rock we focus on preve ntion and fix is brightside jews andor ivy harvard atleast billionairegrade usa b e f o r e standar ds lowered ie towards higherstandards more towards regeneration on prevented added harm ******** * ////// they are g e r m a ns they aeh germancure aeh nervous guts from crapping ocne a day or twice aday after subdue to t r y i n g t o fourtimes a day woopsie if mysteriously theorgans die and they gladly kill support for it to resubdue as poisongas every chow irradiate and xraybeam and terror cockroachdrug spoil filters it is g e r m a n y its devious bbbbbbbbbbbbbbastardmonsters squared cubed w ith victimblame and no why was something you got it d e e d t yped //// the germans usually poisongased arbitraritly that shifted to pat hogengasing inthe chamber does noone wonder evenabout the co2 specialmix killtricks inteh values in air vent throughput thatthey isntalled the gasvalves intothe freshair channel above window plants because itis f resh throughput a n d a bubble of ionised air this year with minimal ex posure outside to people but rigorous washing after grocerystore and outside including pullover c hange phone cleaning they got pathogen loads and co2 values and nox values and interoxide exchange murdertricks and arsenide values and such of which use the chance notarstamp it publish it it is not just deedtyp ed itis f a c t u a l i t y deedtyped and as typical intel murder tricks hedged stigmas typical damages on counterfactual basis instead see if temperature (!)because i ts airflush through can be nutted on what them gas allalong whcih allknow allalong asits daycharge d allalong phone replace 1948 during mail is //// #teeth #example checkalso iftgermans wer e again onthe teeth the lowleft outest one doesnt addup again its likely facebone teethbonemess ona formerfix they always dothese things andimstuck withthe day damamge the 12tooth isthesame itwas fixed then faceboneteethbonemess february or april redmamged it then it infected on rootcanal toot hbase the facebone teethbonemesses were from experiment surgeries 2004 with cheap klammern s on but isntead fixed once remessed re remessed and re re remessed itis healthin surance charged sothe teethdamamges the a b s c e n c e of other problems on teethflesh for tenyears the ring around which teeth were damaged by their very own assessment t heir own assessment each front top teeth namely a big ring aroudn it a f t e r this they suddenly drilled the outerlow ones too whihc were n o t highlighted as damamged intheir very own assessment allofthe mess i s a big big big fuckup of day damages based on r e a l d e a l harm fori nstance verfassungsschutz installs a tooth inthe basis of leftlow in rubbertitts which occasionally inj ured the toothflesh then overtaped it the teeth scans are an (!)alleinstellungsmerkmal they identi fy people by teeth scans and implant scans and such notjust chips the m mwaves are looooong time around inthe realdeal the radio spectroscopy knew allalong their own mix as what i brought the cops a n d threw intothe mailbox to opcw and embassi es //// childfoolmess 311 slapemdown squeeze e m destroy gasvalves itisnot bigdeal germans shuffle stigmas because itis intel itis whichtrickwo rksrightnow decoys that their government+criminal timecontrolsystem is daytimecharged quells fortune access selfhelp shuffles murder tricks and pedo orgies tomake guilty if pathologisationsticks it s batshitnuts or cook forehead momfool if pervert itspedoorgies if hooker oftheland its hookersmear andabuse if hatenut hitler terror threat its that if teenieweeenie turnbackclock trick its taht b ecause itis intel daytimecharged germangovt+timecontrolsystem itis which trick works thistime find foot aim catapulter usually suffocatekilltrickssssuffocate cockroach ondamamgedheart 230 squeeze cautionwithsupport chekcifits gaser above only pieceof crap itslike cockroaches damage moelst rape and see ifthey can reinterpet sth that youre guilty for t h e i r crimes this is mildsafe while yo ufight not to die on a hearttrick oftheirs repeated cockroaches ihate em //// brainwave scissor nanooilantenna ornot readsout every thought realti me. @doc @doctors @redcross @who @harvard why can fools get away with trick framing priming fear fe ars uncontrolledfears p a n i c while the type is bombout suffocator gaser jailassmolester in a n g e r victimisation how is it not o b v i o u s the criminal german govt with its timeco ntrol accomplices shuffled harms shuffled proxies quelled selfhelp got daytimecharged forthe monstr osities they commit realtime and there on shuffled a n y e v e r ysingle dirty trick they had to qu ell it as immunisation which isnt even new the first thing snowden expected was docification the gundeal bureacrat got intotheir realdeal- got docified - rehabilitated in daytime govt tv a mirac le on fresh leadership freshbroom miracle maybe vonderleyen but its not new? ******* how do the germans get away with misusing docification for control and quell of their sins their ge rman monstrosities they a r e daytime charged they quelledit and corner it to nutting while effort ing h e a r t k i l l and xraybeam and arbitrariy hideousmix trick not one unspoiled meal ******* catapult terror is just as spam as intel roofhole gasing deed typed a ndthefix: to either batshit nutsnesss: pedo orgies pedo sexual assault wi th minors dozens a day sometimes after daytimecharging it uptothis januar eu humanrights 3781/20 since 2800/10 6ar50/19local in d-74821 / /// good doctors dont try to havebeenright nomatter what the facts are and sure not if setup by a criminal system and damnsure not when everything thats happening is f a r f ar f a r m o r e relevant than any cherrypicked template sh itball throw bum lidokain atit or find the cockroach that intel roofhole gases and murder beam rada rtricks into heart and shutsdown digestive system+stomach and catapults interoxide exchange cellsuf focators into heart wait its deedtyped? and the typing of it is the nutting? just thatthe heart dies from 69HDL 91LDL and 91mgdl longtermsugar? I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ Inquiry@BabyAWACS.com P HONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? Pay. Support. Donnate. paypal.me/C hristianKiss ///// example: fortune: canthey buy a magflight? @ap @reute rs @bbc_whys @snowden @haaretzcom example #gund eal discredited madeit into daysheeple govt tv. nothing is new about the trick /// framing here: wasit a mistake?nota mistake? : thegermans?misuse?their doc system? as? control entity. its obvious an d norway didnt lookatit before. /// as charg ed "immunisation is averted+nut tricks asif no compensation is necessary ofwhatthey overtape allalong" @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @snowden @haaretzcom thebasisis intelhell +covered aswhat. whiletheir basis nutit doesnot undo compensate neutered mengeletricks //// repalced ph one 1951 +ealrmypahtic then ehadimapct +ealrmypahticaime 1954 /// ddddddddd ddddddrrowsyign headimapct bycockroach 1950 then ear whzatisit they donthave to justify each catapult and chamber gasing isitntit its howtote rrorise a pet in a cage w a y toooften then sneakintoit and pornit and thats the germanfix becaus e they are german they deserve the inventions too itis hightreason togermany ifthey dont //// wha tis the pro-word for idddiots that damageyou suffocate you to find what a damaged transvestitefool you are soit saves em money #sudokus .@law @law @laws @harvard_law @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @snowden @haaret zcom lawyers hedge abit that every crime the germans did,occured while they tried to hedge every we t fart on hemmorides as severe mental illness allalong these tricks decoy who is charged daytime for what whilethey d o what allalong while what is charged daytime decoyed with what allalo ng //// is?nutting? intel hell a crime? a nd if staying damages happen? staying damages they overtape and know? staying damamges they overtap e and know c h a r g e d d a y t i m e? adds damages d u r i n g nutting rapes and adds pedo sexu al assaults during nutting for charging it daytime andifits based on averted formality immunisati on caused as botch? but immunised the rapers? from angle to angle it gets german german german and really german itsjust the part of it what youwanna pokein? poisons ? brought to clowncops inte firstplace whilethey shuffle more harms? yomama from a criminally insane family while they dothe same with her? oh whoopsie it died barely averting the worst regularly? prostitute of the la nd and the worstpaid ever we set it up and breach barricades and set himup to after prep and reinstal l barricades because were german nice? what a spects of this mess doyouwan to pokein? he shower s and feeds the cat but its not... .. .. ae h.. . .. aaadunno cant we .. sssssse x! pedo! sex! because he is aeh a t r a n s v e s t i t e and I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – R aw Independent Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ Inquiry @BabyAWACS.com PHONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? 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#how #is #there #access #to #make #it #so .@law @law @laws @harvard_law @lawyercom @ap @reuters @b bc_whys @snowden @haaretzcom publish howmany analysiseswere cooked away hey. cmon now. hooooooowmany even the clowns knew itslike noooooo! without that hes the total psycho mybrother was like aaaaaw?areyou a lw a y s so complicated?! andimthinking isit a dou ble??????? wha.. ofcourse! mybrother wouldnt ask t his what t h e youdont need biting out my bullet outofmy shoulder sp itting at it and dumping whiskey onit and ha! aint notbhing but a scratch k indof things cmon now hooooooowmany anal ysies developments did they cookaway publish it notarstamped ********** keypoint: what is daytime charged whileyou nutcorner it or shuffle tricks to devalue it who is daytime charged da ytime and this is whats happening afterwards *********** but but but b ut something r e m i n d s them of sth and then it makes it so… //// whyyyyyywould iddddddddiots that donot udnerstand what im doing but sh uffle stigmas to degrade in asystem cooking analysises and developments daily onpurpose actually ass ume that t hat kind of brain doesnot develop in right that region inthe smartest of family most disciplined all life maybe too and then not even notice these things but effort confirmation bias asiftheres a bonus whentheyre right about a trick or a malus whentheyre wrong about a trick so damage it in asystem that cooks heads village cornerw ise a r b i t r a r i l y a s dayt iemcharged where doyou start what the civillian h ad to explain em here what the pros wouldnt know already : intel s shuffle stigmas because it is intel,itis alla bout which trick works thistime which trick sticks thistime that s o m e ofthefools pretendit beleiveit ispartoft he trick framing priming woodbride distortion bend it redact it allyouwant /// no melodram itis biology they damage of a human being but arbitrarily harm to killhideously or just arbtirarily dowhattheywant arbitrarily asifits a tomato or a rock ******** we foc us on prevention and fix is brightside jews andor ivy harvard atleast billio nairegrade usa b e f o r e standards lowered ie towards higherstandards more towards regeneration on prevented added harm ********* than nextbest bumlidokain germancure find a fengshui german fengs hui alibi to throw more pills at t h a t while allalong #medic #medical #medi file posts list accur ate only a p a r t of themess plus longterm effects plus the things that matter c u m u la t i v e l y ontop of allofthat suffocate it maeke it think like a prostitute mon foolit germancure youre not you(theyaaaaaaallll are themselves) damage turn backclock tricks sneaky deconstruction so it fits its a trashcan leeech it why isit billionaire fix ed whenhe cant buy food leechit trickery heartkill he aeh we aeh deserve 50bucks webloated to 650 a nd we deserve because he aeh xraymurder beam head heart allday everyday rubidium radongasing xraybeamtricks pathogen killit he types what we do with him traitor he aeh even wrote a diary about it woa satanic he hates th e germans occasionally but satanic enough right then evenmore so *** ***** no melodram itis biology what they damage not a tomato or some dull rock we focus on preve ntion and fix is brightside jews andor ivy harvard atleast billionairegrade usa b e f o r e standar ds lowered ie towards higherstandards more towards regeneration on prevented added harm ******** * ////// they are g e r m a ns they aeh germancure aeh nervous guts from crapping ocne a day or twice aday after subdue to t r y i n g t o fourtimes a day woopsie if mysteriously theorgans die and they gladly kill support for it to resubdue as poisongas every chow irradiate and xraybeam and terror cockroachdrug spoil filters it is g e r m a n y its devious bbbbbbbbbbbbbbastardmonsters squared cubed w ith victimblame and no why was something you got it d e e d t yped //// the germans usually poisongased arbitraritly that shifted to pat hogengasing inthe chamber does noone wonder evenabout the co2 specialmix killtricks inteh values in air vent throughput thatthey isntalled the gasvalves intothe freshair channel above window plants because itis f resh throughput a n d a bubble of ionised air this year with minimal ex posure outside to people but rigorous washing after grocerystore and outside including pullover c hange phone cleaning they got pathogen loads and co2 values and nox values and interoxide exchange murdertricks and arsenide values and such of which use the chance notarstamp it publish it it is not just deedtyp ed itis f a c t u a l i t y deedtyped and as typical intel murder tricks hedged stigmas typical damages on counterfactual basis instead see if temperature (!)because i ts airflush through can be nutted on what them gas allalong whcih allknow allalong asits daycharge d allalong phone replace 1948 during mail is //// #teeth #example checkalso iftgermans wer e again onthe teeth the lowleft outest one doesnt addup again its likely facebone teethbonemess ona formerfix they always dothese things andimstuck withthe day damamge the 12tooth isthesame itwas fixed then faceboneteethbonemess february or april redmamged it then it infected on rootcanal toot hbase the facebone teethbonemesses were from experiment surgeries 2004 with cheap klammern s on but isntead fixed once remessed re remessed and re re remessed itis healthin surance charged sothe teethdamamges the a b s c e n c e of other problems on teethflesh for tenyears the ring around which teeth were damaged by their very own assessment t heir own assessment each front top teeth namely a big ring aroudn it a f t e r this they suddenly drilled the outerlow ones too whihc were n o t highlighted as damamged intheir very own assessment allofthe mess i s a big big big fuckup of day damages based on r e a l d e a l harm fori nstance verfassungsschutz installs a tooth inthe basis of leftlow in rubbertitts which occasionally inj ured the toothflesh then overtaped it the teeth scans are an (!)alleinstellungsmerkmal they identi fy people by teeth scans and implant scans and such notjust chips the m mwaves are looooong time around inthe realdeal the radio spectroscopy knew allalong their own mix as what i brought the cops a n d threw intothe mailbox to opcw and embassi es //// childfoolmess 311 slapemdown squeeze e m destroy gasvalves itisnot bigdeal germans shuffle stigmas because itis intel itis whichtrickwo rksrightnow decoys that their government+criminal timecontrolsystem is daytimecharged quells fortune access selfhelp shuffles murder tricks and pedo orgies tomake guilty if pathologisationsticks it s batshitnuts or cook forehead momfool if pervert itspedoorgies if hooker oftheland its hookersmear andabuse if hatenut hitler terror threat its that if teenieweeenie turnbackclock trick its taht b ecause itis intel daytimecharged germangovt+timecontrolsystem itis which trick works thistime find foot aim catapulter usually suffocatekilltrickssssuffocate cockroach ondamamgedheart 230 squeeze cautionwithsupport chekcifits gaser above only pieceof crap itslike cockroaches damage moelst rape and see ifthey can reinterpet sth that youre guilty for t h e i r crimes this is mildsafe while yo ufight not to die on a hearttrick oftheirs repeated cockroaches ihate em //// brainwave scissor nanooilantenna ornot readsout every thought realti me. @doc @doctors @redcross @who @harvard why can fools get away with trick framing priming fear fe ars uncontrolledfears p a n i c while the type is bombout suffocator gaser jailassmolester in a n g e r victimisation how is it not o b v i o u s the criminal german govt with its timeco ntrol accomplices shuffled harms shuffled proxies quelled selfhelp got daytimecharged forthe monstr osities they commit realtime and there on shuffled a n y e v e r ysingle dirty trick they had to qu ell it as immunisation which isnt even new the first thing snowden expected was docification the gundeal bureacrat got intotheir realdeal- got docified – rehabilitated in daytime govt tv a mirac le on fresh leadership freshbroom miracle maybe vonderleyen but its not new? ******* how do the germans get away with misusing docification for control and quell of their sins their ge rman monstrosities they a r e daytime charged they quelledit and corner it to nutting while effort ing h e a r t k i l l and xraybeam and arbitrariy hideousmix trick not one unspoiled meal ******* catapult terror is just as spam as intel roofhole gasing deed typed a ndthefix: to either batshit nutsnesss: pedo orgies pedo sexual assault wi th minors dozens a day sometimes after daytimecharging it uptothis januar eu humanrights 3781/20 since 2800/10 6ar50/19local in d-74821 / /// good doctors dont try to havebeenright nomatter what the facts are and sure not if setup by a criminal system and damnsure not when everything thats happening is f a r f ar f a r m o r e relevant than any cherrypicked template sh itball throw bum lidokain atit or find the cockroach that intel roofhole gases and murder beam rada rtricks into heart and shutsdown digestive system+stomach and catapults interoxide exchange cellsuf focators into heart wait its deedtyped? and the typing of it is the nutting? just thatthe heart dies from 69HDL 91LDL and 91mgdl longtermsugar? I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ Inquiry@BabyAWACS.com P HONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? Pay. Support. Donnate. paypal.me/C hristianKiss ///// example: fortune: canthey buy a magflight? @ap @reute rs @bbc_whys @snowden @haaretzcom example #gund eal discredited madeit into daysheeple govt tv. nothing is new about the trick /// framing here: wasit a mistake?nota mistake? : thegermans?misuse?their doc system? as? control entity. its obvious an d norway didnt lookatit before. /// as charg ed “immunisation is averted+nut tricks asif no compensation is necessary ofwhatthey overtape allalong” @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @snowden @haaretzcom thebasisis intelhell +covered aswhat. whiletheir basis nutit doesnot undo compensate neutered mengeletricks //// repalced ph one 1951 +ealrmypahtic then ehadimapct +ealrmypahticaime 1954 /// ddddddddd ddddddrrowsyign headimapct bycockroach 1950 then ear whzatisit they donthave to justify each catapult and chamber gasing isitntit its howtote rrorise a pet in a cage w a y toooften then sneakintoit and pornit and thats the germanfix becaus e they are german they deserve the inventions too itis hightreason togermany ifthey dont //// wha tis the pro-word for idddiots that damageyou suffocate you to find what a damaged transvestitefool you are soit saves em money #sudokus .@law @law @laws @harvard_law @ap @reuters @bbc_whys @snowden @haaret zcom lawyers hedge abit that every crime the germans did,occured while they tried to hedge every we t fart on hemmorides as severe mental illness allalong these tricks decoy who is charged daytime for what whilethey d o what allalong while what is charged daytime decoyed with what allalo ng //// is?nutting? intel hell a crime? a nd if staying damages happen? staying damages they overtape and know? staying damamges they overtap e and know c h a r g e d d a y t i m e? adds damages d u r i n g nutting rapes and adds pedo sexu al assaults during nutting for charging it daytime andifits based on averted formality immunisati on caused as botch? but immunised the rapers? from angle to angle it gets german german german and really german itsjust the part of it what youwanna pokein? poisons ? brought to clowncops inte firstplace whilethey shuffle more harms? yomama from a criminally insane family while they dothe same with her? oh whoopsie it died barely averting the worst regularly? prostitute of the la nd and the worstpaid ever we set it up and breach barricades and set himup to after prep and reinstal l barricades because were german nice? what a spects of this mess doyouwan to pokein? he shower s and feeds the cat but its not… .. .. ae h.. . .. aaadunno cant we .. sssssse x! pedo! sex! because he is aeh a t r a n s v e s t i t e and I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – R aw Independent Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ Inquiry @BabyAWACS.com PHONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? 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publish howmany analysiseswere cooked away
even the clowns knew
itslike noooooo! without that hes the total psycho
mybrother was like aaaaaw?areyou a lw a y s so complicated?! andimthinking isit a double???????
wha.. ofcourse! mybrother wouldnt…
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Could you do like a monster au headcanons where like everything is the same except reader is a vampire and has the biggest crush on Beverly so reader acts all cool and smug around beverly except when pennywise kidnaps beverly all hell breaks loose and the reader goes crazy. How would the losers and Beverly react to like seeing reader loose hes cool and just be full on angry? (Am sorry if this too much you don't have to do it if it too hard)
*cha cha slides* this is really hella, made me remember dark shadows
“Hey y/n care to help me with this history homework? Since you’re really smart” a smile adorns Bev’s face. You were really happy that being alive for so long got you to be close to this cute girl after helping her doing history homework for her one
“sure, but its going to cost you a milkshake and a study together” you wink at her which she just simles and nods
“how does study date tonight at 5pm at the library and a milkshake date tomorrow?” she asks
“hell yeah my copper rye field, see you later”
As you got early in order to find reference books for Bev on the enlightenment period that happened during Europe, since your word could not count as a reference with out a book to back you up. That time sure took you back, coffee houses in England, seeing scientists examine a dolphin in the middle of a cafe, good times with many books and many intelligent people; you started to doze off.
“huh?” it was 6:30 pm, and you were all alone in the library? “excuse me ma’am? has there a girl with copper blonde hair showed up? you inquired the old librarian
“you’re the only one here kid” a bored reply and an uninterested look
You left the library with a sad look, did she really stood you up? No Bev wouldn’t do that not unless that clown she was talking to you about would take her.
“Hello y/n would you like to float?” a creepy voice came from the abandoned house, “Fuck not this again, when will you stop” you asked to the lame excuse of a clown “hasn’t this town gone through enough with your killing spree you dumb clown”
“well maybe I’ll keep your rye field with me then” the clown hold close to him Bev, so this fucker made her late for your study date. Pennywise then went back to the house laughing manically
“no you do not” you grabbed the clown by the collar as you yanked him back causing him to release Bev “run now” you told her. She obliged and ran out of the house.
“now you and I hate a talk for old times sake” as you used your super human strength to fling the clown straight to the wall “don’t you ever touch her again” you cried out as you decked him in the jaw. Causing the clown to go into a hole. “yeah you better run or else next time I’ll rip you to shreds!”
As you came out of the house you were greeted by a warm hug “Thank you so much y/n!” she smelled like jasmine and mint. “no problem Bev, he won’t hurt you any more”
she broke the hug and then looked at you eyes surrounded by purple veins near it, the only thing that gave out your secret, “so what are you exactly?”
“oh umm, I’m a vampire”
“so is that why you’re a history nerd?”
“got me there my lady” you tipped you imaginary hat at her “cmon let’s go get the milkshake, I’ll tell you all about it” you gave your arm for her to hold
“it will be my pleasure y/n” a small curtsy was given as she accompanied you
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you’re just a kid, too preoccupied with your shit. now infatuated with another. at home for damn sure snapping her on your phone or pairing up hoes with your brother. out and about getting fucked up, you really think now that you’re hanging with her-you’re lucked up? eventually when you kiss her, you’ll get some flashbacks of me instead and you’ll be wishing me out of your head. then when hold her and hug her you’ll realize it’s me you wish you could squeeze cause her touch - it isn’t me. and eventually i promise it’ll be you that’s on their knees, you’ll be crying “where’s my baby bee?” i’ve already been through this, you see. do you really think you can just forget about me? after all, i always had your back whenever you’d fall. i don’t think you realize it now but when you do, fuck you, don’t bother to call; cause you would lie, it’s a fact you’re never able to swallow that pride. i heard about you and her the other night, i just no longer bother to put up a fight. because you didn’t want that my only option now is flight. it’s just crazy to me because you emphasized with me how it took a couple weeks, but now look at you boo it’s been less then two. and this is also your second round, the second girl in less than a month, haha how rude. i think it’s fair to conclude you’re kinda a pos, cmon lets go through. besides jay, ty what did i do to you? i only slipped up when we weren’t together, but whatever you never made me your main when i was always tryna make you better n that’s when we were n werent together. i was always loyal. i never played games. i never cheated, i didn’t lie but by you that wasn’t repeated. in fact somehow you always somehow left me feeling defeated. now you’re constantly out or around, always surrounded with the wrong crowd. with some punks or young kids. im not gonna lie kinda makes me wanna flip my lid. i saw so much potential in you until you showed me you’re a dead rose who won’t bloom. is your brain just that undeveloped or do you genuinely wanna be a little girls groom? like why most the girls you talk to be coming fresh outta high school? cmon ty you’re 22! they fantasize cause youre an older dude. maybe with a pretty face and a body too. but don’t you see that they’re only tryna get high and smoke with you? of course they don’t care about the shit like i do, because the difference is i wanted to build and grow with you. not to mention we’ve all got totally different mindsets too. i don’t know why i keep stressing when all you wanna do is find hoes to keep undressing. i’m not just out for a good time, i gotta stay steady and grind while keeping a one track mind. i want a house i want a family i’m not just tryna get high and get by. i ain’t tryna throw shots but after all i ain’t comparable to these thots but you know this already don’t act like you forgot. it would be different if it was a select few but they’re all young and tbh it makes me feel so uncomfortable and dumb. and this girl i know for a fact lacks maturity, so you being with her isn’t really hurting me. you deserve each other. maybe you’ll finally be happy, maybe she won’t act like your mother. but hey since she’s so young maybe you’ll be smart enough to at least use a rubber. fuck this. there’s no competition. i refuse, i need a new wish list. my perception is all changed. who the hell are you? i heard about how you drew the “backside” of her in your sketchbook 2.god you have no idea how bad i wish that wasn’t true. that makes me beyond sick, what is wrong with you? she was 17 then, i mean i guess she was NY legal. but still that’s a little creepy- all while still seeing me, you think that wasn’t lethal? shit even if you weren’t, having done that’s a bit bordo pedo. not only am i quite more disgusted but i’m starting to think you’re a weirdo. and when you gonna stop coming through my drive thru incognito? (i can see you, you suck) sometimes i wish i could enter your head so i could understand. what the fuck is going on, where is tyler lavon bonner? is he brain dead? you’ve used me all you could its clear that’s what i was for
thank you though, because youve taught me to always keep one foot out the door. now you’re someone i can no longer stand. just promise me one thing-don’t come back to me when you’re done holding her hand. i’ve learned you can do everything and anything for someone, you could give them the moon stars the sun and then some. sometimes it don’t matter-they will still have the audacity to tell you it’s something you never had to and shouldn’t have done. but when they have a mind that works with their own intentions, you’ll learn slowly that you weren’t ever the one. they confuse you and it fucks you. it’s only the truth you wish they’d mention. you know it’s crazy cause things were so beautiful when we first met. i truly believe i was the girl of your dreams—you told me it was heaven sent. but you constantly drained me. after promising you’d never break me. because you only wanted me for your own, so i pushed away my friends, my family, all for you, so i could give you a home. my soul was bright and my energy was pure. you only wanted me for yourself -you made it so that no one else could get close. then i only had you, but that sucked because i only mattered when it was convenient for you. you always claiming you a crown king. but you’re a crown clown. clowns are full of jokes and silly fronts. you’ve done nothing but leave me homeless if i’m to be blunt.