there's no such thing as a responsible burger boy
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"the hamburglar did not act alone" what do you mean
Mayor McCheese, Big Mac, Captain Crook, and numerous other inhabitants of McDonaldland mysteriously vanished in the mid-80s. All those that vanished were, coincidentally, rivals of Ronald's power: the Mayor, the chief of Police, the Scientific Community. Things went dark behind the fry curtain for a few years before contact with the outside world resumed.
By then, Ronald's administration was packed with shady figures like "I.M. Hungry" (likely an alias) and nepotism hires like Sundae.
In 2003, long after Ronald's consolidation of power, questions were raised and eventually Hamburglar confessed, claiming he acted alone, despite eyewitness accounts and timetables proving he could not have been responsible for McCheese and Big Mac.
He was pardoned sometime before 2015, got plastic surgery, and resumed activities thereafter.
The pardon was signed by Ronald himself.
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Most fast food mascots are nightmare fuel.
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I AM MOVING MCDONALDLAND MUSIC ARCHIVE
This is NOT a drill! I, Chris, have decided to take my McDonaldland Music archive to a better site for something like this, Archive.org, with the reasoning being that the site hosting platform I was using for the archive is greedy, and has recently told me I couldn't reupload music that USED TO BE on the site! This is straight up dumb of them, and because of that, https://jammylunar.wixsite.com/mcdonaldland-music will now become a landing page for people who might get confused now.
I hope you all continue to support my archive, and don't get too upset with the change.
Thanks.
-Chris.
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