#mayor's office

[welllostinlondon2]

It is an absolute disgrace how this Mayor runs his office.

HOW MUCH MONEY IS TFL LOSING PER DAY?

Hacking into people's social media posts, emails and other www activity without a court order can land one in prison for a very long time. Watergate, this ain't. Activity coming out of Paddington.

#uk news #mayor's office

[faeriekit]

New In Town (dp x dc)

ALRIGHT! 👏🏽 A prompt. (Or, well. A premise.) I’m schtealing a lot of worldbuilding from @mediumsizedpidegon‘s post here so bear with me please.

The Bats, however they catch wind of Amity, catch wind of Amity Park. Of course they do. Amity Park has a very distinct presence— Or, well, a lack of a presence. It may have an abundance of documented weirdness online, from folk stories to abandoned livestreams to concerning details in expats’ online blogs.

But there is no online evidence of Amity Park that leaves Amity Park.

So. What is a family of detectives to do when confronted with the need to gather physical evidence? Road Trip, baby!🏄🏽‍♂️🚗🚞🚡

Everyone hops in the car/Batplane and makes their way to Amity Park; they make hotel reservations, ring up the only reasonably rich enough people to even touch their social circle (the Manson family, and Vlad Masters, apparently), make an itinerary for all the documented tourist stops to hit up while in town off the town website, and prepare themselves for whatever dimensional weirdness is causing a complete tech blackout on the town and an inability to be found by satellite.

They get about ten feet into Amity proper when they meet the first local.

His name is Danny. He’s nice! Affable. He looks a lot like any other Wayne sibling, actually, if a little on the younger side. He notices it’s their first time in town. Do they need any help getting around?

Best way to get information is to ingratiate with a local, so...sure, why not? They get a free tour guide, Danny gets to show off his town; they see all the sights, like the local burger joint, the school, the Manson home, the town hall, the city proper. They’re having a clothing swap in the temple parking lot, actually. You should go check it out!

For whatever reason, it’s all...Punk? Goth? There’s a couple of lolita dressed tossed in, and some crocheted things. Everyone has a trunk out their car, eyeliner, and at least two piercings in their face; everyone here seems to know each other on a personal level. Well, small towns are small towns. Whatever.

Danny isn’t deterred by their reactions. If they want, there’s the movie in park tonight! If not, they can catch dinner, though; their hotel restaurant closes at 8pm sharp. (He just...knows this off the top of his head?)

They split up. Some of the family people watch at the restaurant. Everyone is...weirdly courteous to them. A little standoffish. But not at the Wayne name, just at...them being there.

The people at the park find out they’re watching The Night of the Living Dead. This would be much more normal if the park wasn’t also clearly the cemetery, in the middle of July? Which is. Why? It’s not even for any holiday or special time of the year? It’s just...clearly a movie night in the summer? There are little kids here, playing among the gravestones while their parents set out blankets and snacks. Why is this considered a family event??

Well. At least Jason has fun.

Everyone goes to bed and reconvenes in the morning. When they wake up and roll out for the day, Danny manages to find them again, this time with two new friends, bright and chipper in the morning. There’s a farmer’s market today! Everyone’s worked really hard on this week’s harvest; don’t they want to see?

...Sure?

And the longer they’re in Amity Park, the more they begin to realize how convenient it is, that they’re ferried around so easily; that there’s immediately a local who takes a liking to them, that there’s always something else to do; how suspicious it is that no data can get in or out of Amity now that they’re in it, or how they can’t seem to get close to any of the more suspicious parts of town they want to infiltrate. The town is entirely closed to outside influences. The fashion trends are strange and foreign. They only eat things grown in the area, by people they know, and it’s all sort of...green. Everyone knows everyone. Everyone knows where to go. Who to talk to. The superstitions— make no wishes, step on no cracks, wear no large jewelry, cross no shadows of any person (living or dead, apparently), speak to no one without full view of their eyes. 

But nothing seems dangerous— not until a few of them try to investigate Axiom Labs, a subsidiary of the otherwise national Dalvco company, and are met to the face with a blaster that uses tech they’ve never seen, by a red fighter in an ultra-synthetic suit.

Overnight, the extremely polite and welcoming town becomes a hostile entity to fight their way out of.

#...or something. #dp x dc #this is *technically* a subset of the Amity is Danny's Haunt au #he can physically feel how they don't fit. But he is TRYING to be a good host #everyone else is nervous around new people who Don't Get the local vibes #or even notice the dead people who are scattered all over Amity #dpxdc #dcxdp #I just wanted Danny to be So Cheerful and Nice it turns back into like stepford wife spookiness completely on accident #Danny seems Tailor Made to be liked by them and it's kinda freaky #Places they also fail to get into: Mayor's office. Vlad's bigass house. Fentonworks #Oh Boy does Danny's attitude change when they try to get into Fentonworks #dcu crossover #free to a good home

[jack-the-fool]

Gotta say one of my Mentopolis finale highlights is honestly the fact that Fanny gets a happy ending too because I was genuinely a little worried about her

#really all of the endings were phenomenal I cried at the fix and pasha adopting the interests #and ending on imelda dropping by hunch's office again was so incredibly satisfying #but i would also like to put forward that fawning is also a valid response in certain situations! #and paring up with attention also makes a lot of sense and I know that anastatia will treat her right #also just considering the idea of attention being the mayor but also attached to the F family just feels very correct to me #dimension 20 #mentopolis #dimension twenty #fanny fawnsworth #a. tension #m fanny #m tension #mentopolis spoilers #jack.txt

[avidgreengoblin]

Whaaat no Rick?? Crazyyy

Anyways, just some doodles I made in my free time during my trip (I'm still not home)

McBrady omg... and other sillies

#south park #sp #doodle #jimmy valmer #officer barbrady #mayor mcdaniels #eric cartman #butters stotch

[southpark3d]

By John Mallette, ca. 1999.

#south park #3d art #old web #john mallette #annnd here we go #cartman #mayor mcdaniels #dr. mephesto #kevin #mr garrison #officer barbrady #pip #ike #kyle #jimbo #ned #kenny #jesus #mr mackey #stan #wendy #mr hankey #liane #chef #visitors #les claypool

[baileyartblog]

there's no such thing as a responsible burger boy

#bailey draws #mcdonalds #maccas #mcdonaldland #ronald mcdonald #fast food #fry kids #mayor mccheese #mccheese #officer big mac #big mac #fanart

[ferronickel]

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And we're back. Thanks for your patience during the hiatus, I really appreciate everyone that reached out with kind words! I'm feeling much better, but still taking it easy, so I'm going to come back with one page every 10 days (alternate mondays and thursday) until I'm back up to full. See you next thursday!

#looking glasses #deltarune #utdr #deltarune comic #ralsei #lancer deltarune #dess holiday #dess and susie coworker shenanigans might make for a fun mini comic #the mayors office is just a sitcom #looking forward to the two of them interacting in the comic #ferrousart

[miutonium]

How to make your rectangle boyfriend turn red 🥰

Also plugging my comms info here heehee

#blooshtonium 🥰🥰🥰 #also hsjsjaoak listen this is just a hc but sjduakak I always hc like Utonium has a crush on Bellum when he was growing up #and then whenever he has to deal with the Mayor or discussing about the girl's superhero relatedwork to the office he has to talk to Bellum #and still lowkey has jusg a tiny bit of feelings towards her especially when she is so much beautiful and taller than him as an adult #but like he always feel like he is so out of league with Bellum #okay but anyway when he sees Chloe in Bellum's work dress he just lowkey gets turn on for some reason like djdjwsljdpasndjeksola- #hessecretly happy he gets to fulfil his fantasy to see Chloe in Bellum's clothes lol #anyway this is so fun to draw cuz i dont have to use too much texture #and also like i dont have to do too much details on the shadow #asukart #selfship #ppg professor #professor utonium #selfshipping #selfship art #self insert art #self insert oc #self insert community #oc x canon #selfship community #selfshipping community #selfshipping art

[endercupid]

So, bc NPMD for my Starkid poll, can y’all answer about characters now??

#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #hatchetfield #peter spankoffski #stephanie lauter #grace chasity #max jagerman #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming #detective shapiro #mayor solomon #officer bailey #i just did the name ppl go by the most bc i didn’t care enough to do full names 💀 #what do you mean i post about nerdy prudes must die too much????

[artist-issues]

Did you guys know that even all of Zootopia’s SIDE characters hit the theme right on target? All of them circumvent their species’ stereotypes, for good or for bad.  First one we’re introduced to is Gideon. He’s a fox, and he’s a bully, but Judy nails him right off the bat. He’s small-minded—actually, he’s just not very bright. He’s a bully, so immediately we know he solves problems with his physicality. But that’s the thing. Foxes are supposed to be sly and cunning and sneaky. There’s nothing sneaky or sly about Gideon.

He just shows up and mispronounces words and pushes bunnies around. In fact,  Judy is the sly one in their interaction; even while he’s pushing her down, she’s slipping the tickets out of his pocket to give back to her sheep friend.  Okay so fine, Gideon’s obvious. But what about the next side characters we meet?

Clawhauser! Everybody loves Clawhauser. This one is obvious too. He’s a cheetah—he’s not a leopard, he’s not a jaguar. He’s a cheetah. But what do we learn about him as soon as he actually has to do something for his job? 

HE’S NOT FAST. Cheetah’s are “supposed to be” fast, if they’re anything. But as many character traits as Clawhauser has (loves pop stars, loves donuts, loves his job, willing to help, all-around nice guy) the one that he SHOULD have, as both a police officer who’s job description could be “CATCH” bad guys, AND a cheetah, is speediness! But he’s not a runner. And he’s not even very quick on the uptake, either. When Judy is trying to solve a murder and has the evidence laid out right in front of him, and is LITERALLY connecting the dots out loud, he has no clue what she’s talking about. He’s not quick-thinking. 

Okay let’s do the next one. Chief Bogo! This one is, I think, obvious too, but for funsies, let’s talk about it.  Chief Bogo’s whole character design, as a water buffalo, is supposed to be big, square, tough. He’s scarred up and masculine and authoritative and brusque. He even says several times that he doesn’t care about people’s feelings. But he is not big, heavy, and unyielding like a Cape buffalo should be. They’re literally described as “dark, brooding, tough,” animals. But Chief Bogo gets behind closed doors and he’s like: 

“Ooo, an app where I can dance to mainstream pop music!” And on a more serious note, when Judy totally proves him WRONG and could be seen as having HUMILIATED HIM, he instead proudly walks her up to the Mayor’s office for a promotion. And he even consoles her and calls her a good cop when she’s at her lowest point.

Even the other fox in the movie, Finnick. His whole thing is that he looks small and cute; clever foxes like Nick take advantage of that expectation. Other animals clearly don’t realize that his species, which is totally different from Nick’s, is why he’s so little—they just assume he’s a baby red fox (to their disadvantage.) But even if they did, you see a Fennec Fox and you either go, “aw, cute,” or “foxy tricks!” Finnick has neither. The movie makes it seem like the scheming part of their lives is all Nick’s idea and Finnick is just there playing along to collect the money. He’s also not cute when the disguise comes off—he’s ferocious! A bust-heads first, ask questions later fox with no slyness. 

Let’s move on to some even-lesser-known characters—I’ll try to go faster—

MAYOR LIONHEART! He’s supposed to be an animal associated with great leadership, pride, and honor, and the word “heart” is even in his name. But he has no real heart—he exploits everybody, Bellwhether and Judy included, for his own gain. He’s so self-protective and selfish, two non-leaderly traits, that he even exploits the poor sick feral Zootopians that they recover. 

he doesn’t even seem to care about his actual mayoral duties, which is, you know, the hands-on LEADERSHIP part of being a leader that you’d think the King of the Jungle would be great at.  And what about Madge the Honey Badger? Many people don’t like that her role was made smaller after Pre-production and she became a barely-seen doctor character rather than one of Nick’s closest friends, but LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB THEY DID. She’s a HONEY BADGER. Honey Badger don’t care. They’re just supposed to be these tough-as-nails, vicious littler buggers who not only have thick skin, but attack predators much larger than themselves—LIKE LIONS. 

But the only time we see this Honey Badger, she definitely cares. She cares enough to sort-of suggest that they get outside help for the sick animals Lionheart is hiding, but when he yells at her? Does this Honey Badger use her thick skin to stand up to him and make a stand for justice? No! She cowers and backs down. And she must have been doing it for weeks, too, because the Missing Mammals have clearly been there for a while.  What about Mr. Big? Clearly it’s all in the name; he’s implied to be a huge threat, very dangerous, but he’s little, sure. Not only that though—he’s implied to be ruthless, a killer, even Nick is scared of him. But instead, he winds up being warm and fatherly toward his own daughter and Judy. He gives wisdom, and helps justice more than once. Also, by the way, a Shrew’s brain is supposed to get even smaller in the winter to conserve energy. There are articles online called “how winter makes shrews stupid,” when I looked it up. But is Mr. Big stupid? Absolutely not. 

What are others known for? Being cute and playful. How many times do you see Mrs. Otterton OR FERAL MR. OTTERTON being cute or playful in the film? This has less to do with their personalities, but the point is, we’re seeing an animal known for it’s cheerful and fun demeanor only in sad or scary situations in this masterpiece of a movie. Not to mention the fact that Emmett Otterton, a “sweet little otter” is basically never sweet until the very end of the movie. 

Yax the Yak is supposed to be big, slow, dumb—he even has hair covering his face, as if he’s not all that observant. But who remembers every little detail about his interactions with Emmett Otterton? Even when Nangi, an elephant who is supposed to remember according to stereotypes, remembers nothing, ever?

YAX DOES. And not only does he remember, but he remembers about interesting things, like being able to tell by the sound of a car which cylinder is firing incorrectly. He’s smart.  We also have Mr. Manchas, the panther, who is shown to be less an apex predator (which is what panthers are) and more a traumatized, suspicious, mild-mannered driver. Oh, and he and all the big, stronger animals work for the tiny little shrew, remember that too. 

Sheep are also supposed to be followers, and stupid. They’re supposed to go toddling after one another, and sometimes just straight up walk over the side of cliffs to their deaths out of idiocy. But the only sheep we see in this film, BESIDES Bellwhether, are not only rebels trying to undermine Zootopia’s whole system, but smart. 

Doug, Jesse, and Woolter are all lab geniuses cooking up government-toppling terrorism serums. 

Gazelle, also, by the way, is a gazelle. They don’t stand up to anyone or anything in the wild; they run away from problems and conflict with other species. Yet here she is, not only being a graceful dancer, but spearheading peace rally’s and speaking out against conflict. 

And of course, Flash. He’s slow physically when he’s at the DMV, but it’s implied that he’s no dummy—for all we know, he was helping Nick stall. Because at the end we learn he’s sort of a criminal, too—because he loves to do what ladies and gentlemen? SPEED. 

So. What I’m saying is, there’s a REASON Zootopia’s so good—it just keeps smashing the theme out of the park with every single character that comes onscreen. They don’t stop at Nick being helpful at heart instead of selfish, or Judy being a clever detective instead of dumb. This movie’s a masterpiece right down to the most basic characters.

#Zootopia #nick Wilde #Judy hopps #judy #nick #nic and judy #hopps #wilde #disney #nick and judy #judy and nick #nicholas p. Wilde #chief bogo #officer hopps #bellwhether #mayor lionheart #Finnick fox #clawhauser #meta #analysis

[meegan420]

Carnival Days South Park/South Paws 🐾

#south park #hamsters #mayor mcdaniels #officer barbrady #south paws 🐾 #my stuff #eric cartman #kenny mccormick #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #sp fanart #eric sp #kenny sp #sp stan #sp kyle #sp kenny #my hams except kenny

[nostalgicamphibian]

McPagliacci: A parody comic based on the 1892 opera Pagliacci, a tale filled with tragedy, comedy and 🌟✨forbidden romance ✨🌟 but with McDonalds Land characters.

If you want to read it all with no interruptions a PDF version is available at the artist's Patreon!

Part 1: Cadenza! 🤡 Part 2: Recitative!🤡 Part 3: Coloratura! 🤡 Part 4: Opera buffa! 🤡 Part 5: Finale!🤡🎉

#McPagliacci #McDonalds #McDonald #Ronald #Ronald Mcdonald #Birdie #Early Bird #Birdie the early bird #Grimace #Hamburglar #McDonald Land #McDonald Land Characters #Maccas #French Fry Gobblins #Fry Guys #Fry Kids #Mayor McCheese #Officer Big Mac #Pagliacci #Clowns #Clown #Clown Opera #Parody #McDonalds Parody #Opera #Opera Parody #Clown Parody #Cw: Murder #Cw: Grooming #Cw: Cheating

[evilstrawberry]

Move Along People Nothing to see here.

#south park #south park fanart #cartoonart #officer barbrady #mayor mcdaniels #cartoon art #cartoons #cartoon

[drumlincountry]

Litany against running for local government:

- I'm LITERALLY an anarchist

- I'd hate it

- local government in Ireland is demonstrably undemocratic such that the structure that exists would not allow me to actually represent people well even if I wanted to and they wanted me to.

- what if they found my blog

- my mother would be SO DISAPPOINTED

#Its too late for this election cycle anyway #And I don't want to join a political party and I don't have the capability to run independently #And really really I can't stress this enough my mother would be so devastated she'd be so MAD #Last time someone she respected was successfully elected to office she told him: #You're a good man but you have your snout in the trough now. Lets see how long it takes you to become a pig. #Cointerpoints are: all the cool kids are running for local election #& I see all these councils passing BDS and Palestinian solidarity rulings...I want to do that #And people keep telling me I should do it #ultimately... i WOULD make a great mayor #Me Fein #Irish shit #The other counterpoint is that I have the heritable curse of sticking my nose into every bit of activism happening in the area #pplus a chronic committee addiction #So they may as well pay me for it

[bethncherry]

vote for beth and cherry here! :3

LIVE LAUGH LESBIAN PROPAGANDA

now with merch

#beth n cherry #tshirt cannon time!! #this poll is basically me having fun with the idea of running for mayor au #cherry runs for gt city office #gt #g/t #sketch #omgogmomg #cherry runs for mayor on the human side #and beth runs for mayor on the giant side #together they are a power couple #LOOOOL #handheld #kinda #live laugh lesbian propaganda #credits to bruv

[baileyartblog]

just a couple of young punks

#bailey draws #mcdonalds #ronald mcdonald #officer big mac #mayor mccheese #maccas #mcdonaldland #fanart #yes i picked their names purposely so they would perfectly fit with their nicknames #which means that yes i know exactly what cáis means