Adolescent Antichrist
Father figure! Lucifer x Non-binary! Reader
Original Character x Non-binary! Reader
Book 1:
Follows the Events of Netflix Lucifer Season One
Chapter One: The (L/N) Family Scandal
Chapter Two: More Trauma, Yay
Chapter Three: My Therapist Won't Be Happy
Chapter Four: How Unusually Insightful of You
Chapter Five: He is Catholic, but Come On
Chapter Six: That's Better than What My Therapist Says
Chapter Seven: I Should Really Start Exercising
Chapter Eight: Do I Need to Warn Dr. Martin that You're Gonna Misinterpret a Feeling Again?
Chapter Nine: No Fashion Sense and Touchy-Feely
Chapter Ten: He's Been in Solitary for Way Too Long
Book 2:
Follows the Events of Netflix Lucifer Season Two
Chapter One: I'm Self-Obsessed and Forgot My Own Birthday
Chapter Two: You Saw It on Soap Operas
Chapter Three: The Respect You Have for Living Beings is Amazing
Chapter Four: You Owe Me Twenty Bucks
Chapter Five: She Couldn't Make a Paper Bag
Chapter Six: I Should Make a Bingo Card of Ways to Almost Die
Chapter Seven: I Didn’t Bet on My Life, that Would Be Stupid. I Bet on My Health
Chapter Eight: Heaven Forbid They Get Some Therapy and Fix Their Marriage
Chapter Nine: I'm Going to Take Him out for a Drink
Chapter Ten: I'm Won't Call You Grandma
Chapter Eleven: No More Therapy for Me, too Traumatizing
Chapter Twelve: Shadows are Doing the Macarena for Me
Chapter Thirteen: I'd Rather Play Frankenstein
Chapter Fourteen: I Thought You Were Wearing Grippy Socks and Doing Crafts
Chapter Fifteen: My Natural State is Annoyed and Snarky
Book 3:
Follows the Events of Netflix Lucifer Season Three
Chapter One: What Do You Mean There are Feathers?
Chapter Two: Don't Give Me an Identity Crisis on My Birthday
Chapter Three: LGBTQ Breakfast Club
Chapter Four: That's the Most Sensible Thing You've Ever Said
Chapter Five: It's a Long Story Involving My Parents Aiding and Abetting a Murderer
Chapter Six: That's Exactly the Type of Shenanigans You Like
Chapter Seven: You Must be a Great Business Partner
Chapter Eight: The Money had Better be Worth It
Chapter Nine: What are They, Going through a Divorce?
Chapter Ten: This will be My Problem because Lucifer has Terrible Coping Mechanisms
Chapter Eleven: She had been Doing Good
Chapter Twelve: I Liked It When You Wanted to Die
Chapter Thirteen: We're Family?
Book 4:
Follows the Events of Netflix Lucifer Season Four
Chapter One: You Can Never Look Gay Enough
Chapter Two: Death Doesn't Give Me Panic Attacks Anymore
Chapter Three: God forbid I Don’t have to Deal with Problems
Chapter Four: Someone has to Make Sure You don’t do Anything Stupid
Chapter Five: I'm a Goddam Person
Chapter Six: You should go back to Your Coffin, Lady
Chapter Seven: Freaking Out is an Understatement
Chapter Eight: You’re the One Saving Me this Time
Chapter Nine: Our Friendship is Based on Being Mean
Chapter Ten: God, Why is It Me You Always Test?
Chapter Eleven: He's Getting Himself Shot
Chapter Twelve: It Wasn't Your Fault
Chapter Thirteen: You've Done Enough Damage
Chapter Fourteen: I Think I'd Like a Dance
Chapter Fifteen: I Don’t Want to Go to Heaven
Chapter Sixteen: Adults Continue to be Clueless
Chapter Seventeen: You remembered who You were All the Time
Chapter Eighteen: God is Real, but That’s Not Really Important
Chapter Nineteen: Idiot from Head to Toe
Chapter Twenty: Two Demons and an Angel Walk into a Church
Chapter Twenty-One: They took Me for a Tea Party
Chapter Twenty-Two: Can I Order You to be Executed?
Chapter Twenty-Three: I Hate You
Book 5:
Follows the events of Netflix Lucifer Season Five Part One
Chapter One: Is That So Much to Ask on My Birthday?
Chapter Two: You Became an Idiot While in Hell
Chapter Three: He Doesn’t Just Throw Those Words Around
Chapter Four: Celestial Family Issues Strike Again
Chapter Five: I’m Still Pissed At You
Chapter Six: You’re Supposed to be the Demon on My Shoulder, not the Angel
Chapter Seven: Oblivious Gays
Chapter Eight: If They Try to Perform an Exorcism, I’m Out
Chapter Nine: Why did God make Adults Idiots?
Chapter Ten: You screwed up My Chance to Kiss My Crush
Chapter Eleven: That was the Most Mature Advice You’ve Ever Given Me
To be continued...
Specials:
Christmas Specials: 2021, 2022, 2023
Pride Specials: 2023
Halloween Special: 2023
Valentine's Day Specials: 2024
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DEVIL’S IN THE DETAILS
Part 3
Fandom: Lucifer
Pairings: NONE
Words: 588
Description: Lilith finds the devil
Part 2:
"So you are a demon! I was right, you dirty sneak." Lucifer said playfully, pointing an accusing finger at the younger woman.
"I'm not a demon. I just have a weird face." She said while crossing her arms defensively.
"Then who are you?" Maze asked, twirling a karambit in her hand.
Turning away, Lilith rubbed her face in exasperation. How could she explain who she was to a pair of strangers.
"I'm Lilith, not like Lilith- Lilith but like, that's me, I'm just me." She stuttered out nervously.
"Well there must be more, I mean, no offence but, your face." Maze gestured to the other woman with her knife and gave as close as an apologetic look as she could muster.
"What can I say, I'm the daughter of a shamed ex-nun, one of four girls, black sheep of the family, only one with a different baby daddy, weird face."
Lucifer perked up at the mention of her mother, he leaned forward with a smirk.
"Daughter of a nun you say?" He asked, raising a brown
"Yeah, Grace Isaiah. Of st. Agatha's." She said the name of the nunnery sarcastically, rolling her eyes and leaning back slightly.
"Grace Isaiah? Why do I know that n- of my dad, I had an affair with a nun named Grace Isaiah way back when! How is ol' Gracie gal?"
She stopped for a moment as the new information washed over her, it couldn't be true, could it? Swallowing thickly, she spoke.
"Wait- your name is Lucifer right? Oh my gods." Her moth opened in shock and her eyes prickled.
"What is she so upset about?" Maze asked in confusion, tilting her head to the side.
"I'm pretty sure Luci here is my dad. I mean- she always talked about being seduced by the devil, how Lucifer had ruined her life." Her eyes cast downward as she spoke.
"People always blame their problems in me, I'm not the bad guy here. People make their own choices, I just punish them." Lucifer replied, exasperatedly throwing his arms in the air.
"After you had sex she got pregnant, she was kicked out of the nunnery. But she was still to committed to get an abortion, even if I was the devil's baby." She bit back tears and spoke again.
"I'm sorry I need- I need sex on the beach."
"That's a little out of place at the moment but it can be arranged." He replied jokingly.
Lilith rolled her eyes and looked away from the older man, glancing between him and the ground.
"No, the drink. I need sex in the beach."
It had been the first alcoholic drink she'd ever had and she was nothing if not sentimental. She still remembered that night, sitting alone with her friends in a bar, fake IDs in hand.
"Maze, a drink for our new friend hmm. Looks like it's gonna be a long night huh... daughter." Maze walked off to the man's personal bar and began to prepare a drink.
Lilith walked over to the man and sat timidly beside him on a bar stool.
Even after years of hearing her father was the devil, she was still shocked at the fact that he really was the devil. Lilith never expected to actually find her father, it was an idea she’d long gotten rid of. A feeling she couldn’t place filled her soul, or lack there of.
She was sitting next to her father and she could even begin to identify what she was feeling.
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