Simeon: MC? *smiling*
MC: Y-Yes?
Simeon: I went to the human world and guess what happened?
MC: You had a good time??
Simeon: Yes.
Simeon: How come there's a fan group dedicated to me?
MC: ...
MC: I don't know what you're talking about-
Simeon: *shows them the video on his phone*
MC: ...
Simeon: These ladies mentioned to me that you are the founder.
MC: ...
MC: Are you mad?
Simeon: ...
Simeon: Just... inform me next time.
MC: *smiles* Thank you, Simeon! *hugs him*
Simeon: *chuckles*
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Monday morning got you feeling blue?
Soak in the seariously soothing sights and smooth sounds of our newest Krill Waves Radio: Open Sea edition—now in 4K!
In this special collabor-ocean with Chillhop Music artist Sleepy Fish, we’ve got two hours of ambient lofi hip hop beats featuring your favorite Open Sea fronds. Take ten with the tuna, relax with the rays, and settle down with the sardines—the perfect addition to a second screen or TV while you work/study/unwind.
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Incorrect quotes#933 Dad Vs Dad Vs...Mc?
Imagen Michael vs Mammon singing battle versus the custody of Luke...on who he likes more now,and who he should pick on being the best "Dad"
Mich:
Haha, looks like you could use some help
From the big boss of Heaven himself
Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp
(Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!)
Oh, with the Hand claps on your knees
I wap-bam-boom, alakazam
Usually, I charge your unconditional loyalty
But you get the family rate!~
Mich & Luke:Thanks, Dad!
Mich:
Who needs a busboy, now that you've got the chef? (Woah-oh-oh)
Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte
I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just to start!
Mammon:
Who's been here since day one?
Who's been faithful as a nun?
Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun
Your amazing mammon!~
Luke:
That's true!
Mammon:
I'm your guy, your day-to-day
Your chum, your steadfast DemonGuard
Remember when I fixed that clog today?~
Little D. No. 2:
I was stuck, thank you, sir!~
Luke:
Oh, you!~
Mammon*Grabs Luke in his arms and puts him in a bed tucking him in like a father*
I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond
You're like the child that I wish that I had~
Mich:
Uh, what?
Mammon:
I care for you, just like a son I spawned!~
Mich:
Hold on now!
Mammon:
It's a little funny, you could almost call me DAAAAAAAAD!~
Just as Mammon and Michael were about to throw down...You kick in the door and start to sing-
Mc:
It's me, yes, it's me
I know you were all waiting for me
I'm here, what a gas
Took a while, but I'm present at last
It's me, it's me
Mccccccccccc!
Mich:
Who?
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MC: *has become the new member of the Pop Music Club*
Kalim: Congratulations, MC!
Lilia: Fufu~ Should we hold a concert to celebrate?
Cater: That'd be a great idea, Lils! Bestie needs some exposure!
MC: Haha... I think I still need some practice...
Cater: Noo~! You're a good singer already!
MC: Um. Thanks?
Kalim: I'll go and ask the headmage for permission!
MC: Wait, Kalim— And he's gone.
Lilia: No need to be nervous. We're here to cheer for you.
MC: I'm not nervous, but...
Azul: I've taken the liberty in selling tickets for your concert.
Jade: And souvenirs as well.
MC: ...
MC: What the heck?
Floyd: Are you good singer, Shrimpy~?
MC: Um... You'll probably get bored of my voice after ten seconds.
Floyd: Eh~?
Jade: Don't listen to them, Floyd. They're just trying to dissuade you from watching.
Floyd: Huh? Shrimpy, why would you do that?
MC: Because you make me nervous everytime.
Azul: *chuckles* Anyway, if there's anything you need, feel free to ask me and I will give it to you.
MC: You're suspiciously generous today.
Azul: *smiles*
*The day of the concert*
Cater: *laughs* OMG!
Lilia: Everyone is here to watch you, MC. Fufu~.
Kalim: You must be excited, MC!
MC: I'm scared.
Cater: You'll be fine! *tapping their shoulder*
Vil: I've never heard Potato sing.
Riddle: Me too.
Malleus: Lilia told me they have a beautiful voice.
Vil: And do you really trust his assessment?
Leona: As long as it's decent, I don't really care.
Riddle: What are you holding, Idia-senpai?
Idia: Um. A glowstick.
Riddle: ...
Vil: Why do you have something like that?
Idia: Azul sold it to me.
Lilia: Ready?
MC: Can I still back out?
Lilia: *laughs* You can't! You're the star of this show!
Kalim: Just don't be nervous!
Cater: Yep! And enjoy the concert!
MC: ...
MC: *takes some deep breaths* Okay. I'm ready.
The housewardens: ...
Riddle: I—
Vil and Malleus: Shh!
Riddle: ...
Idia: This isn't bad...
Leona: *tries his hardest not to smile*
Azul: *smirking*
The rest of the students: *all feeling the same thing; like they're being confessed to*
*all slapping themselves on the face to keep themselves from blushing*
MC: *has to ignore that*
Ace: Yo! Why is your voice so good?!
Epel: It's a little bit cheesy, but like what Ace said, your voice is beautiful.
MC: Thanks, Epel. Ah, where's Deuce and Jack by the way?
Ace: No need to look for them. They're busy blushing.
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