Hereās the clip:
https://clips.twitch.tv/BloodySplendidWaterSwiftRage
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Mccree: where do you get your arrows from archer? You have, hundreds of them.
Hanzo: from your ass, thatās where.
Mccree: my ass should open a shop, apparently itās quite prolific.
I loved the platonic ask with Hanzoš. Can we have Platonic love with Mccree please? [love your blog šāØ]
A/N: I will never not love platonic requests, friends. Platonic stuff is just⦠so good.
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McCree
Ok ok ok ok wait! Fuck Iām red In the face rn jfcš³š³š³š³š³š¤¤š¤¤š„ŗ Iām starting a blog with my friend rn to write primarily about McCree plz dm me privately so when I write it I can @ you!!
Can we all admit this man is gorgeous? Please I canāt be the only one ! šš
Fuck sake he could get it any day š¤¤š¤¤
Witchy S/O: *writing a shopping list* Basil has an abundance of prosperity and joy. Tomatoās are for love and fertility, and cheese invokes wealth and grounding.
Mccree: so youāre saying, pizza is a prosperity spell?
Tracer: itās hard to believe Genji was essentially a prince. Heās so energetic and down to earth.
Mccree: You say that but heās a lot more boujee than he lets on.
Tracer: What do you mean?
*flashback to genjis first night sharing a room with Mccree*
Mccree: *knocking on the bathroom door* Genji you almost done in ther- *pauses hearing crying on the other side* g-Genji?
Genji: *sobbing* My ass is too big! My Calvin Kleinās wonāt fit anymore!!
Mccree: *trying so hard not to laugh*⦠*snorts*
*present*
Mccree: Just expensive tastes.
Tracer: ohhh that makes sense.
Rules:
Looking for a friendly, relaxed place to meet new people and make friends in the overwatch fandom (preferably without too many greasy gamer boys frothing at the mouth to call you a slur)?
Well arenāt you in luck! @bee-nie and I have just created an overwatch fandom discord to come hang out in!
The link is in the reblogs - looking very much forward to seeing yaāll there!
Mccree: *on the phone* okay baby Iām at the McDonaldās drive through do you want anything?
S/O: no Iāll be okay.
Mccree: Are you sure?
S/O: Yeah Iām sure~
Mccree: okay then. *hangs up and places his order* Oh yeah and Iāll grab a large fries, a large serve of chicken nuggets and a McFlurry.
*A few moments later*
Mccree: *hands s/o a separate bag filled with food he ordered for them*
S/O: Oh thank god I was so hungry.
Mccree: Yep I figured as much.
((Shimada coffee with extra fluffy bebes?? ~Bambi))
*enrichment*
Sojiro: *drawing a bunch of different small objects on a few pieces of paper, all things that can be found on the farm with a line underneath to write what they are* All done. *hands one each to Hanzo, Mccree, and Olivia*
Mccree: whatās this??
Sojiro: a treasure hunt. You have to find one of everything on this page and bring it back. Extra points if you write down what it is too. Whoever wins gets a surprise.
All three kids: *sparkly eyed* a surprise??
Sojiro: Mhm, go on now, you have until lunch time!
*outside*
Mccree: I Found 3 acorns!!
Hanzo: donguri! (Acorn,ć©ććć) *starts writing it down on his page*
Olivia: I thought we had to find it ourselves??
Mccree: but if we all work together than we can all get the surprise!
Olivia: ohhh thatās a great idea!
Hanzo: *nods* mm!
*a few hours later*
Sojiro: *preparing lunch only to hear panicked screaming from outside* Nani?! KIDS!!! *runs out as Olivia and Mccree run to him crying and screaming* Whatās wrong?! What happened?! Whereās Hanzo?!
Hanzo: tou-san!
Sojiro: *looks up to see Hanzo sitting on the back of a very docile grizzly bear* ā¦Nani?ā¦
Hanzo: *points down at the bear then to the picture on his page* kuma. (Bear,ćć¾)
Sojiro: *carefully takes Hanzo off of the wild animal* ā¦I meant teddy bear Hanzo.
The bear: *grumbles and shuffles back off into the woods*
*In the middle of a battle*
McCree: Weāre halfway there!
Genji, in the middle of stabbing someone and responding without hesitation: *Completely monotone* Living on a prayer.
*Post-battle*
Genji: Why are McCree and Lucio crying?
Mercy, holding back tears as she pats his back: At least it wasnāt Wonderwall
Bonus
McCree, sobbing to Lucio: I love my boyfriend so goddamn much
So Itās 5am, Iām exhausted, up early to drive to work then to uni then back to work. And whilst eating my buttered toast I had an idea that Iāll have to add to the huge pile of fics and requests still in my drafts.
What if Sojiro didnāt die? But instead he was replaced by his brother?
Okay so hear me out. Hanzos 3years old, and Sojiro and his wife are expecting Genji. Genjis born, his wife dies, wifeās last wish is for him to get out of the life of crime and turn the criminal empire into a legit business. Sojiro fully intends to honour her wish but the clan wonāt stand for it. And instead swap him with his brother, Hanzos too young to remember but from that day on never felt a true connection to his āfatherā.
Sojiro on the other hand is kept imprisoned at the bottom of the castle, only behaving out of fear theyāll hurt his sons if he misbehaves.
Jump forward 25 years. Genji leads Overwatch and blackwatch through the castle on a raid against the clan for their betrayal. When suddenly over the com Genji hears Mccree, āhold on yāall we got a civilian imprisoned h- Aw, Aw heās not lookin g- WHAT THE FUC-ā followed by a strange shadow disappearing from the castle into the night.
Cut forward another 10 years. Overwatch is back in business, and both Shimada brothers are together again, at peace. When a strange figure arrives on base, tall, handsome, sharp eyes just like Hanzo and Genji, ninja like apparel, two razor sharp blades, and oni like horns protruding out of his forehead. The lower half of his face obscured by an oni jaw mask.
Sojiro lost almost all his humanity in that cell, he lost his spirit and in a desperate attempt to save him he became one with his dragon. Hellbent on revenge and finding his children he spent all his time during his escape killing off yakuza and following any leads towards his boys.
So, thoughts? ~Bambi
late night sketches
To answer question - i use Photoshop to clean some of the mess iāve made while drawing, but ofc i am not perfect and thus i like to leave traces of my sketchiness here n there ;))
Mccree: *looking at genjis legs* are⦠are you naked?
Genji: Pants are an illusion and so is death.
Mccree: *wraps his serape around the smol cyborg*
Nothing beats skin contests on Overwatch where the theme is āMcCreeā and everyone just makes it a competition to spam āIām your huckleberry!ā as much as possible to win over the judge.
Hanzo, about his new skin: Itās athleisure! Very en vogue right now. Iām hip and cool.
Mccree *clutching his cowboy hat*: Baby, you are always so trendy. Looks really good on you. Now for myself, I stick to more classical pieces. Jeans, a dress shirt, that sort of thing.Ā
Genji: You both dress like you live in a Party city store.
Hanzo and Mccree in unison: And you are not even wearing any clothes.
ā¦and thatās why Genji has a new outfit in the Overwatch 2 announcement cinematic.