Jack: *comes stumbling out of the interrogation room with a bloody nose* SON OF A BITCH! PUT THAT PUNK IN THE DARKEST FUCKING CELL WE H- Gabe?
Gabe: *glides past him into the room to see a skinny 17year old Mccree covered in bruises with a bloody forehead trying not to cry* …
Mccree: Wh-What the fuck you lookin at huh?! You gonna talk to me like I’m an idiot too?!
Gabes internal thoughts: Thats it I’m keeping him.
Today was the day.
Marh was woken by their sister barging in and opening the curtains to their room at base. The leader of the Katipuneros groaned and was vaguely aware of cursing at their sister before burying themself under their blanket once more.
The next thing they knew, they were being dragged out from under their blanket.
‘Gods help us.’ They muttered before they got up.
They weren’t normally so groggy about these sorts of things in the morning but they were unable to sleep much the night prior and it was only a few hours ago that sleep finally took them.
Letting themself be manhandled by their sister, Marh sighed and stumbled into their bathroom to get themself ready. Knowing their sister and Angela, they would be done before they would be what Marh considered late.
catboys go nya nya （ฅ＾・ﻌ・＾）ฅ
Mccree: Hanny, you seen my hat anywhere?
Hanzo: Hanging on the wall next to my reason to live.
Mccree: *thinking he’s joking* Thanks sugarpea~
Mccree: *finds his hat hanging by a photo of himself and Genji* …Hanny have I told you I love you today?
Hanzo: Yes but… tell me again.
Blackwatch Genji: Take care, McCree. I’d hate for you to need a body like mine.
McCree, comes back with a metal arm: h-
Genji: The fuck did I JUST say?!
you’ll get there one day Jesse
this is McCree in any match on the Paris map and u cannot convince me otherwise
Overwatch Patch Notes: Sept 24, 2020
Not the best sketch but I plan on using this for digital art.
*genji and Mccree get turned into children via one of Winstons dumb experiments*
Both of them: …*burst into tears*
Jack: Well, you seem awfully calm about this Gabriel… Gabriel?…
Gabe: *already in the process of drying their eyes and picking them up* shut it morrison and go get Ana!! And some clothes that’ll fit them!!
McCree: [meets Lainie for the first time]
McCree: I would die for her.
McCree: [meets Aspen for the first time]
McCree: I would kill for her.