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Mcdoodle because finals are coming up
Mccree: where do you get your arrows from archer? You have, hundreds of them.
Hanzo: from your ass, that’s where.
Mccree: my ass should open a shop, apparently it’s quite prolific.
I loved the platonic ask with Hanzo💙. Can we have Platonic love with Mccree please? [love your blog 💕✨]
A/N: I will never not love platonic requests, friends. Platonic stuff is just… so good.
Ok ok ok ok wait! Fuck I’m red In the face rn jfc😳😳😳😳😳🤤🤤🥺 I’m starting a blog with my friend rn to write primarily about McCree plz dm me privately so when I write it I can @ you!!
Can we all admit this man is gorgeous? Please I can’t be the only one ! 😍😍
Fuck sake he could get it any day 🤤🤤
Witchy S/O: *writing a shopping list* Basil has an abundance of prosperity and joy. Tomato’s are for love and fertility, and cheese invokes wealth and grounding.
Mccree: so you’re saying, pizza is a prosperity spell?
Tracer: it’s hard to believe Genji was essentially a prince. He’s so energetic and down to earth.
Mccree: You say that but he’s a lot more boujee than he lets on.
Tracer: What do you mean?
*flashback to genjis first night sharing a room with Mccree*
Mccree: *knocking on the bathroom door* Genji you almost done in ther- *pauses hearing crying on the other side* g-Genji?
Genji: *sobbing* My ass is too big! My Calvin Klein’s won’t fit anymore!!
Mccree: *trying so hard not to laugh*… *snorts*
Mccree: Just expensive tastes.
Tracer: ohhh that makes sense.
Looking for a friendly, relaxed place to meet new people and make friends in the overwatch fandom (preferably without too many greasy gamer boys frothing at the mouth to call you a slur)?
Well aren’t you in luck! @bee-nie and I have just created an overwatch fandom discord to come hang out in!
The link is in the reblogs - looking very much forward to seeing ya’ll there!
Mccree: *on the phone* okay baby I’m at the McDonald’s drive through do you want anything?
S/O: no I’ll be okay.
Mccree: Are you sure?
S/O: Yeah I’m sure~
Mccree: okay then. *hangs up and places his order* Oh yeah and I’ll grab a large fries, a large serve of chicken nuggets and a McFlurry.
*A few moments later*
Mccree: *hands s/o a separate bag filled with food he ordered for them*
S/O: Oh thank god I was so hungry.
Mccree: Yep I figured as much.
((Shimada coffee with extra fluffy bebes?? ~Bambi))
Sojiro: *drawing a bunch of different small objects on a few pieces of paper, all things that can be found on the farm with a line underneath to write what they are* All done. *hands one each to Hanzo, Mccree, and Olivia*
Mccree: what’s this??
Sojiro: a treasure hunt. You have to find one of everything on this page and bring it back. Extra points if you write down what it is too. Whoever wins gets a surprise.
All three kids: *sparkly eyed* a surprise??
Sojiro: Mhm, go on now, you have until lunch time!
Mccree: I Found 3 acorns!!
Hanzo: donguri! (Acorn,どんぐり) *starts writing it down on his page*
Olivia: I thought we had to find it ourselves??
Mccree: but if we all work together than we can all get the surprise!
Olivia: ohhh that’s a great idea!
Hanzo: *nods* mm!
*a few hours later*
Sojiro: *preparing lunch only to hear panicked screaming from outside* Nani?! KIDS!!! *runs out as Olivia and Mccree run to him crying and screaming* What’s wrong?! What happened?! Where’s Hanzo?!
Sojiro: *looks up to see Hanzo sitting on the back of a very docile grizzly bear* …Nani?…
Hanzo: *points down at the bear then to the picture on his page* kuma. (Bear,くま)
Sojiro: *carefully takes Hanzo off of the wild animal* …I meant teddy bear Hanzo.
The bear: *grumbles and shuffles back off into the woods*
*In the middle of a battle*
McCree: We’re halfway there!
Genji, in the middle of stabbing someone and responding without hesitation: *Completely monotone* Living on a prayer.
Genji: Why are McCree and Lucio crying?
Mercy, holding back tears as she pats his back: At least it wasn’t Wonderwall
McCree, sobbing to Lucio: I love my boyfriend so goddamn much
So It’s 5am, I’m exhausted, up early to drive to work then to uni then back to work. And whilst eating my buttered toast I had an idea that I’ll have to add to the huge pile of fics and requests still in my drafts.
What if Sojiro didn’t die? But instead he was replaced by his brother?
Okay so hear me out. Hanzos 3years old, and Sojiro and his wife are expecting Genji. Genjis born, his wife dies, wife’s last wish is for him to get out of the life of crime and turn the criminal empire into a legit business. Sojiro fully intends to honour her wish but the clan won’t stand for it. And instead swap him with his brother, Hanzos too young to remember but from that day on never felt a true connection to his ‘father’.
Sojiro on the other hand is kept imprisoned at the bottom of the castle, only behaving out of fear they’ll hurt his sons if he misbehaves.
Jump forward 25 years. Genji leads Overwatch and blackwatch through the castle on a raid against the clan for their betrayal. When suddenly over the com Genji hears Mccree, “hold on y’all we got a civilian imprisoned h- Aw, Aw he’s not lookin g- WHAT THE FUC-” followed by a strange shadow disappearing from the castle into the night.
Cut forward another 10 years. Overwatch is back in business, and both Shimada brothers are together again, at peace. When a strange figure arrives on base, tall, handsome, sharp eyes just like Hanzo and Genji, ninja like apparel, two razor sharp blades, and oni like horns protruding out of his forehead. The lower half of his face obscured by an oni jaw mask.
Sojiro lost almost all his humanity in that cell, he lost his spirit and in a desperate attempt to save him he became one with his dragon. Hellbent on revenge and finding his children he spent all his time during his escape killing off yakuza and following any leads towards his boys.
So, thoughts? ~Bambi
late night sketches
To answer question - i use Photoshop to clean some of the mess i’ve made while drawing, but ofc i am not perfect and thus i like to leave traces of my sketchiness here n there ;))
Mccree: *looking at genjis legs* are… are you naked?
Genji: Pants are an illusion and so is death.
Mccree: *wraps his serape around the smol cyborg*
Nothing beats skin contests on Overwatch where the theme is ‘McCree’ and everyone just makes it a competition to spam “I’m your huckleberry!” as much as possible to win over the judge.
Hanzo, about his new skin: It’s athleisure! Very en vogue right now. I’m hip and cool.
Mccree *clutching his cowboy hat*: Baby, you are always so trendy. Looks really good on you. Now for myself, I stick to more classical pieces. Jeans, a dress shirt, that sort of thing.
Genji: You both dress like you live in a Party city store.
Hanzo and Mccree in unison: And you are not even wearing any clothes.
…and that’s why Genji has a new outfit in the Overwatch 2 announcement cinematic.