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#mchanzo headcanons
trixter-god · 1 year
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All right girls we know what to do.
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dryspacee · 10 months
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Newly added limited Edition Overwatch Stickers!
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manedwolves101 · 1 year
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Cassidy and Hanzo are T4T, thank u for coming to my Ted talk
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hydnes · 10 months
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strong believer in transfeminine brigitte from overwatch
i definitely feel like she had a very hypermasc childhood (unintentionally on torbjörn's part that he later apologized for) that she did a hard pivot away from into hyperfemininity when she was a younger teenager but now that she's 19-20 she's made her peace with risking being seen as "masculine" due to her being a mechanic/liking to exercise and no longer overcompensates for other people's rigid gendering of hobbies and interests ☝️ i think she's a still little bit on the shy side though about her "feminine" hobbies though like poetry due to embarrassment from how she handled things when she was like 13-15 and also just because making art is personal. especially about what i think is a romantic partner or something based on what sombra's voiceline is and her voicelines with tracer (potentially a woman considering her and tracer discuss it)
with this headcanon in mind i think her and d.va have a lot of romantic potential whether or not you also see d.va as transfem because d.va's this bright bubblegum pink hyperfeminine gamer and fits into that "being a girl with 'masc' hobbies" thing. i am not keeping my hopes up for mekamechanic being confirmed but i would love to see it. and i don't give a fuck that they haven't really met considering you bitches were foaming at the mouth over mchanzo
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pharahsgf · 2 years
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i've recently gotten into playing ovw and i also started getting into the lore... 6 years too late. how do i break free of this curse?
do NOT break free of the curse. embrace the curse. study the ancient texts of overwatch lore until you can tell me EXACTLY what matthew mercer's mchanzo headcanons are and which 3 ages mercy canonically is concurrently, we've got a new game with a pve mode coming out in less than three months and if any part of the lore fails to live up to my unreasonably high expectations i will kill myself
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♫ McHanzo Wedding Headcanons ♫
(Asked for by a friend on Discord)
♫ American-Style Wedding ♫
✰ Hanzo has pre-wedding night jitters because he's worried something will go wrong "What if the lights are all wrong? Or the color-" "Hanny-Bee, it's 2 in the morning, go to bed" (There was nothing wrong and it went over smoothly)
✯ Jesse is wearing a beautiful wedding gown and Hanzo is wearing a luxurious suit
✰ Jesse would smash cake against Hanzo's face as the "first bite" together as a couple
✰ Jesse suggests the idea of a birdseed path and Hanzo is considering it until he hears that it would be thrown by their friends and family "Jesse, for the last time, no!" "Oh Hanny, it'll be fine!" "I don't want birdseed thrown at me!" "They won't throw birdseed at us!" (Some of the guests did indeed throw birdseed at them and random pieces of it still fall out of the suit and dress to this day
✰ The first "Father-Daughter" dance is just Jesse dancing with all of his father figures before trying to get Hanzo to join in. It works at some point, but Hanzo avoids Gabe a little bit because he feels like the man may try to kill him for what Hanzo did to Genji
✰ Genji is the best man for both Jesse and Hanzo. He did a lot and made sure that the two enjoyed their moments before marriage
✯ Jesse wears his ring on a rope around his neck after the wedding night because he doesn't want to lose it, which is easy in his line of work, and it doesn't fit under the glove very well. Plus it usually lays close to his heart, so it makes him feel that much closer to Hanzo
✯ They have minor fights over getting presents for each other and where to go on date nights. There is no exception.
♫ Japanese Style Wedding ♫
✰ Hanzo goes down the more traditional route of Japanese weddings, some of the more Westernized traits are there, but there's still evidence of the traditions still. It is more of a "white wedding" rather than a Shinto wedding
✰ As Hanzo doesn't have much alive family, or alive family he would want to invite, most of the crowd are friends, found family, and family of Jesse's
✰ Hanzo and Jesse end up eating dinner with Gabriel / Reaper (Jesse's Dad), Reinhardt (Jesse's other Dad), Ana (Jesse's Mom), Jack (Jesse's other other Dad) and Genji (Shared Brother). There's not a lot of people, but Hanzo is very much welcomed into the small family
✰ The wedding is in Spring, Hanzo is adamant on this and Jesse doesn't question it
✰ As neither of them are technically the bride, Hanzo, being the more responsible one takes choosing the venue into his own hands. "Hanzo, you know I can help, right?" "There's a certain place I would like to go." "Alright t'en, let me know what I can help you with darl'n."
✰ Hanzo is slightly appalled at Jesse asking if they should send out a gift registry because it clashes with what he had been planning. They work out a deal where if the guests want to bring a gift, they can.
✰ Hanzo prepares the hikidemono (gifts from the married couple to the guests) for the guests who are planning to come.
✰ You can bet that Hanzo is planning every single little detail of this despite Jesse and others offering help. He falls asleep every night with a notebook in hand until the day of the celebration
✰ After the wedding and the drinks of sake from the three cups, Jesse is startled at how calm everything is after. Of course that peace ended after Reinhardt and the other parents start going around to tables to say cheers, the man be loud
✰ There's a takasago behind Jesse and Hanzo. Jesse finds it more pretty and doesn't discover what it means until much later. He feels so much happier for it the day he learned of it as Jesse originally thought it was only for photo-shoots and such.
✰ Hanzo is very stubborn about trying to pay for everyone's traveling expenses because just about everyone had traveled overseas to get to the chosen venue. Most politely refuse and he's left confused after
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bigtopbinary · 4 years
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My Personal McHanzo Headcanons.
Hanzo headcanons.
- Hanzo is super cuddly, period. He loves just sitting in bed and snuggling and nuzzling Jesse. (Jesse flips out internally because it’s ridiculously adorable)
- Hanzo would purr, definitely. Like, the first time McCree scratches Hanzo’s chin he just hears this rumbly sound and he’s like, WTF. But then he realises that Hanzo is LITERALLY PURRING LIKE A CAT. This leads to the nickname ‘Kitten’.
- Hanzo likes scary movies and action movies (with a bit of comedy and sci-fi sprinkled in there) but he will freak out if someone scares him after watching a horror movie. Jesse did it once and Hanzo cried. Yeah.
- Hanzo would like pink and black with little bits of colour in between. Like, a pink oversized sweater that exposes his shoulders and a bit of tiddy with black tights with a day of the dead skull patch on it (or something like that anyway) with sheriff badge earrings (that McCree cried about when he saw them for the first time) and some glittery eyeliner and makeup just because he likes to WORK IT. HES A PROUD GAY WHO ESCAPED A TOXIC FAMILY, GO HANZO!!!
-Hanzo LOVES Jesse. Like if Jesse even says ‘meh I’m gettin a little fat...’ Hanzo will instantly be all over him with kisses, cooing, hugs and nuzzles. Just like, ‘NO YOU ARE SO PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE YOUUUUU’
-Hanzo is a REALLY GOOD COOK. Because he learned to cook from people he has meet over the years and because he was on the run with barely any cash, he had to learn (it was a hard and gruelling process...) but he makes Jesse the BEST waffles every morning and dinner is literally like a sea of cultures, Brazilian on tuesday and French for Wednesday.
- Hanzo is a bottom. He likes to unwind with letting Jesse take care of him and make him feel good. Knowing that someone cares about so much to do things like this for him really makes him feel great. He is also a very SUBMISSIVE PERSON. Jesse legit thought he’d be a dominatrix or something in bed but nah mate.
Jesse Headcanons.
- Jesse will not give up a single opportunity to kiss Hanzo. It’s kisses and compliments all day. There is no stopping him.
- Jesse can only cook on a BBQ, make ribs or really good pizza. (like Masterchef worthy dude holy shit) Emd of story.
- Jesse would probably make Dad jokes, dark jokes, adult jokes, DaD jOkEs, basically anything to get a laugh of of Hanzo. ❤️
- Jesse gets really upset when Hanzo is upset and will actual cry if he accidentally says something that makes Hanzo EVEN SNIFFLE.
McCree: yeah whatever do what you want I don’t care.
Hanzo: *sad sniff*
McCree: OH FUCK. *crying* please oh god I’m a terrible person I hope for the earth to strike me down I’m terrible please darlin don’t cry nooooo-
- Jesse likes plaid and MIGHT have a kink of seeing Hanzo in plaid... but he won’t admit that. Ever. He like the jeans with plaid lumberjack look and Hanzo goes nuts for it.
- Jesse is a total Dom Top. He loves the feeling of seeing Hanzo cute and pliant with a beautiful cherry blush across his face. Melts his dirty talking heart.
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nerdy-flower · 6 years
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I don’t normally post hcs but hear me out y’all:
Hanzo being into ASMR
(IDK what ASMR would be like in the 2070s but those would be some damn fine 360 soundscapes am I right)
Being alone for so many years, he ends up on quite a few internet rabbit holes and stumbles across it by accident but then gets into it, especially when he’s trying to sleep and meditation won’t quiet his mind (And especially the personal attention roleplays, which are a band-aid solution for his touch-starvation that he indulges in despite a totally private sense of embarrassment about it).
He watches less often once he’s bonded with some of others at Overwatch and generally has more to fill his time, but he still likes his sleep/zoning out aids. Satya is also into it and they trade good video recs over private message because what are friends for
Everything’s fine until he forgets McCree logged into his account on his holopad. Jesse gets confused in bed one night as to “what the hell are all these sand cutting compilations are doing in my favourites” and Hanzo stops reading his book and starts Audibly Sweating
Smash cut to Jesse and Hanzo sharing earbuds and listening to trading card unboxings while cuddling
(Also there are a lot of OW ASMR videos dang, I didn’t know this)
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punprincess321 · 2 years
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(So personal headcanon... what if Cole can't swim?)
*It's a beach day for the overwatch team, Hanzo is swimming in the water with the others but notices Cole is sitting on the shore drinking a beer*
Hanzo: *walks up to the cowboy* Cole, come join us in the water! It's great!
Cole: *looks a bit pale at the suggestion* Oh... No thank you...
Hanzo: are you alright? *sits next to him*
Cole: I nevered learned to swim... my dad tried t' drown me in a horse trough when I was 6... I avoid swimming situations all the time
Hanzo: that's why you were nervous during our visit to an onsen... have you ever tried to seek therapy? Swimming is a survival skill... I wouldn't want to lose you if we're ever at sea for a mission...
Cole: you're right... but I don't know where t' start to even get over it...
Hanzo: Maybe a few steps in the water with people you trust is a good place to start. *takes Cole by the hands and leads him to the water* it's okay, we'll only stand in it, we won't go in deep.
Cole: O-okay... *taking deep breaths as he feels the water run over his feet*
Hanzo: There you go, you're doing great.
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*a few months and a couple sessions with Zenyatta later, it's another day at the beach, Hanzo is holding Cole's hand and Cole has a life jacket on*
Hanzo: ready to try and swim?
Cole: *nods* Yeah...
Hanzo: Alright, let's go. *leads him into the water*
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*Cole is being supported by Hanzo in the water as he flutter kicks*
Hanzo: you're doing great Cole! Keep it up!
Ana: *sitting on the beach* Gabe could never get him in water, it's rather sad he never trusted Gabe like he trusts Hanzo now...
Genji: Gabe did all he could, but nobody understands Cole's pain like Hanzo, they were both brought up by people who didn't love them and lost the ones that protected them in violent ways. If anyone could get Cole to swim, it's my brother.
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faorism · 2 years
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he has gone by many names. his birth certificate reads colón devi hidal, because mamá coleta and his pa had just had one of their explosive fights; he'd gone north to dick around so coleta took her frustration out by giving their kid a name he would surely hate. so latino and so strange for white tongues and an accent right there just to make things cumbersome for data input.
when they made up just two weeks into cole's existence, coleta felt bad for dropping blanquito's last name and just started sticking it at the end of all of cole's paperwork. that - colón devi hidal cassidy - is how he's remembered in all his health records, and on social media posts, and in his daycare forms.
but when he was baptized, coleta refused to use an americanized name in front of the lord and for once, blanquito agreed. when the priest drowned him in holy water, it was colón devi hidal castillejo the man welcomed to the church.
then came school. then came the confused attempts of colón by white teachers who would ignore the accent and call out colon cassidy (as in cole-lin) for attendance. coleta corrected them during parent-teacher conferences, but then they would go right back the next day. eventually, an older brother of a classmate heard his sibling talking about her day, and he laughed at the name, amd when he explained he said that colon was like, the butt tube. the sister thought that was hilarious and told all her friends and most of her clique didnt like colón so they started calling him butt tube and then more kids call him that. his homeroom teacher resolved the issue by wagging her finger at the troublemakers and then starting to call him cole.
it's during roll call for a field trip to a large dairy farm outside of town that someone first utters cole cassidy.
the name stuck. blanquito loved it; he wanted his son to live the american dream blanquito chased when he immigrated to the country two decades before. coleta despised the school's interference and complicity with the bullying, but she died a few years later so she couldnt defend her preference for much longer. her son tried to remember her by at least listing her last name as a middle name in paperwork: cole hidan cassidy.
then, later, he is randomly assigned a cover for how he is input into deadlock records. he's JM73801 and jesse mccree in their files, and so on paper it was a mccree who killed and stole and tore up the southwest.
when blackwatch picks him up from the dust of the gorge and they recruit him, he has a lot of choices for a name to give.
he offers cole cassidy and holds the rest close to his heart because history has power and aint no one but him, now, controlling the narrative.
[okay to use this hc for your own works!]
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wellthebardsdead · 3 years
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Mccrees secret identity is Joel Morricone right? Like that’s basically the fandoms canon, so can Hanzos secret identity have him as a famous YouTuber or tiktoker doing his own original art or music? Like he’d be an incredible metal vocalist and guitarist, he’d go viral for a cover of ‘zombie’ or something from linkin park and he’d use that persona as a way to blend in with society to avoid getting killed by bounty hunters and assassins. He 100% met ‘Joel Morricone’ at a convention where they were both guest stars ~Bambi
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brownfrogs · 3 years
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since it's still mermay, what do u think merchanzo designs would look like? 👀
lets pretend its still mermay lol but yeah!! selkie mccree and sea serpent/siren hanzo is my go to now
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thebig-chillqueen · 4 years
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(Me and my aro-ace, English Composition Major ass. 😅)
Hanzo did think the letter was very endearing and romantic, telling Jesse as much before giving him smoochies. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
He kept it safely hidden in a secret compartment in his room to prevent the Clan from discovering and destroying it. They were already suspicious of him fraternizing with the uncouth American cowboy that was part of the unruly gang visiting Hanamura. 😬
A snooping Genji found the letter for he suspected something was up between them but Hanzo was being stubborn and refused to confirm anything, fearing Genji would also object to their relationship.
He teased Hanzo for days but was also a very supportive carrot, much to Hanzo’s relief, even going as far as fiercely defending him and Jesse when the Clan finally caught on.
The Clan Elders threatened to hurt Hanzo and kill Jesse if he continued his scandalous affair with their heir and did not leave the country with Deadlock, essentially banning them.
Ashe and Genji wanted to fight the Elders but Jesse stopped them and agreed with their terms to protect Hanzo.
Their final farewells was a heartbreaking moment and even Genji shed tears for them, embracing his Anija tightly and not letting him go long after Deadlock exited the castle gates. 🥺
Before his departure, Jesse gifted him Hanzo a golden, silk hair ribbon before kissing him goodbye. Hanzo wore it from then on.
Years passed and Hanzo still has Jesse’s letter-it being one of the few things he packed up and ran away with-reading it up until the day they rekindled their relationship shortly after Hanzo joined Overwatch to be with his little brother, again.
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mctiddiezo · 7 years
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I live off of 3 hours of sleep but that won't stop me from giving you softboys™ Hanzo likes to stay warm so he has like 5 blankets that he uses at night and to him McCree is equivalent to three blankets. McCree is Hanzo's favourite blanket. He big and warm meanwhile Hanzo is small and often cold. 10/10 perfect match.
an anon after mine own lifestyle *finger guns*this is the SOFTEST HC for the softestboys™ I LOVE IT. 10/10 ACCEPTED.
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dippedshame · 7 years
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McHanzo headcanons
Through my two roleplays I have developed some interesting headcanons with my partners Hanzo Shimada >always motherly; older brother instinct has driven him to love children, even though they see him as cold as first if they are not his own. >private, extremely; only allows loose lips when drinking sake or when trust has been gained. He seems to be the type to listen more than share, but if there is similar ground... He will respect you more. >the first time he realized his crush on Jesse was when the cowboy broke out in a smile and a laugh, he just found him so charming in his presence then. >Hanzo in the a/b/o world would be an omega; he would rule with the fist of an alpha, wearing concealer and having to put up a facade.... Jesse McCree >first time he saw Hanzo, he was intimidated by his gaze and his stoic nature. He thought he might be another asshole, but after he saw his fighting skills, Jesse always deeply admired the very trained yakuza clan member. The first time he saw him training with a bow, with his skill, his concentration, and his full focus.... Jesse felt his heart Thump at his grace. >he feels inadequate a lot to Hanzo's abilities. Heavily trained in all sorts of weapons, McCree has had to play double agent or spy many times on missions. He sees that as the only skill set Hanzo lacks in mission settings, but in terms of a relationship.... He always tries his best, but seems to feel as if failure happens often. Whether it be Hanzo able to be more dominant, add more pleasure, or get chores done efficiently... Jesse always seems two steps behind his boyfriend/husband, he always tries to be the caretaker. (although Hanzo sees him as adequate, Jesse struggles with this) >he rubs his beard often when he's in thought. >in a/b/o, Jesse can either be a beta or an alpha. He is head strong and offers new life to any pack, seemingly always changing into a giant copper toned fluffy wolf that is larger than Gabriel or Jack, despite his height being a tad shorter at 5'11". >not a morning person, but if he's had nightmares you'll catch him sipping coffee and smoking a cigarette in the windowsill >more to come, how did you like these? (I obviously play Jesse more LOL)
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justademon0 · 4 years
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Oh well
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