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[incorrect-obeyme]

Lucifer: What are you writing? MC: Diavolo wants to know what kind of dangerous weapons we have in the house. I’m letting him know it’s private information Satan, looking over MC’s shoulder: This just says ‘fuck around and find out’ in calligraphy.

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[wowsnowwhitewell]

Elly: Mammon, eu PRECISO de um espaço-

Mammon:

*𝗠𝗮𝗺𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗮 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗿* V-V-Você está terminando c-coMIGO?!?!?*!%#¥×&+;?@,@&!^@£#£+€E-EU-

Elly: Não anta redonda, é que eu tô prestes a cair da cama! Desencosta diabo! ArREDA-

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Elly: Mammon, I NEED a space-

Mammon:

*𝗠𝗮𝗺𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗿𝘆* Are y-y-you breaking up w-withMEEE?!?!?*!%#¥×&+;?@,@&!^@£#£+€ I-I–

Elly: No tapir, it's just that I'm about to fall out of bed! Take off the devil, baCK ofF-

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(ps: Elly sou eu na minha dr de OM-)

(ps: Elly it's me in my OM dr-)

<3

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Mammon, laying on the floor, drunk: MC is so cute I wanna marry them one day.

MC, giggling as they record him: You wanna marry MC?

Mammon, rolls around on the floor: One day I will! You'll see!

MC, smiling: I'm sure they would say yes.

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[incorrect-obeyme]

MC, fresh in the Devildom and literally a sheep because apparently that's canon somehow: Can somebody please explain to me what the fuck just happened?

Mammon, Levi, and probably Diavolo all catching mild feels simply by hearing their voice:

Levi: is it wrong to simp for a sheep?

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[incorrect-obeyme]

MC: May I sit there?

Lucifer: That's my lap.

MC: That doesn't answer my question

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Mammon: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I’m yours.

MC: 3 words, 8 letters.

Mammon, starts crying: …you know me so well.

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Asmo: Welcome to our Deviltube channel where we try different hair products!

Beel: *Picks up hairspray and sprays it directly into his mouth*

MC:….

Solomon:….

Beel: I can tell you right off the bat that this one’s not very good.

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Lucifer: Say one more word I dare you

Mammon: ”One More Word”

Lucifer: ...

MC, whispering to Solomon: Should we run?

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Levi: here's some advice

MC: i didn't ask for any

Levi: well too bad because i'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me

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[incorrect-obeyme]

MC: I want to wake up with you everyday for the rest of our lives

Lucifer: I wake up at 4:30 AM

MC:...

MC: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Source: I’m not sure, tumblr probably

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Asmo: Welcome to our Deviltube channel where we try different hair products!

Beel: *Picks up hairspray and sprays it directly into his mouth*

MC: ...

Solomon: ...

Beel: I can tell you right off the bat that this one’s not very good.

Source: Tumblr (pretty sure)

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[incorrect-obeyme]

MC: Mammon, I need some space.

Mammon: ...

Mammon: [Is about to cry] Are you breaking up with me?

MC: No, I'm about to fall off the bed, move over.

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Random human: you spawn of satan

MC: no he’s my boyfriend

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[incorrect-obeyme]

MC: Wow, are you two twins?

Lucifer: Oh certainly not, he's just my stunt double.

Satan: HEY-

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Mammon: HEY! just so y'know, i'm a creative person!

MC: what do you create?

Asmo: chaos

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[incorrect-obeyme]

Random Demon: hey, can I have your number?

MC: uh-

Satan: [slaps the random demon's phone to the ground]

Satan: it's broken, sorry.

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