Minecraft Story Mode Incorrect Quotes but it's the old Order of the Stone bc I love them
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Soren: Do you ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?
Magnus: No.
Ellegaard: No.
Soren, defeated: Didn't think so...
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Ellegaard, to Magnus: You have room temperature IQ.
Magnus: What's room temperature IQ?
Ivor: 73ยฐ.
Magnus: Oh, okay.
Magnus: How much is that in IQ?
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2am, Temple of the Order
Ivor, cut up and covered in feathers: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DO NOT like it.
Soren, exausted: ...What happened?
Ivor: I made a VERY bad mistake.
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Gabriel: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Magnus: All I drank was potion bases!!!
Gabriel: How many?
Magnus: Eighteen...
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In the Nether
Gabriel, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left!
Magnus: Take it back now y'all!
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Gabriel: Breathe, just breathe.
Magnus: Iโve done nothing with my life! Iโm a failure!
Ivor: Awww, that never bothered you before.
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Ellegaard: Ha! Don't you know the trappers trap can trap the trapper?
Ellegaard: I must be losing it, I'm quoting Magnus.
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Ivor: Well, you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.
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11pm, Temple of the Order
Gabriel: We might have gotten into a bar slight bar fight in a nearby village...
Ivor: Well, that was entirely predictable.
Gabriel: One of them punched an iron golem...
Ivor: Magnus?
Gabriel: Ellegaard, actually...
Ivor: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.
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Ellegaard: If you think Iโm playing favorites, youโre wrong. I love all of you equally!
Ellegaard, earlier: I donโt care for Magnus.
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Magnus: Damn Ellie, are you secretly cool?
Ellegaard: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.
Magnus, leaving the room: I do not.
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Ellegaard: Why isnโt the statue smirking at me?
Soren: It isnโt smirking at anyone. Theyโre all just imagining it.
Gabriel: Three of us saw it, Soren. How do you explain that?
Soren: *points at Ivor* Sleep deprivation. *points at Gabriel* Paranoia. *points at Magnus* Various concussions.
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I'm slaying so hard rn
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Lukas: Jesse, I love you!
Jesse: Iโฆ Iโฆ
Petra: But Jesse, I also love you!
Lukas: But now, two of us love you! Who will you choose?
Jesse: โฆWhy donโt we all just date each other?
Petra and Lukas: โฆ
Jesse: You know, justโฆ one big dating circle.
Petra: Okay.
Lukas: Sounds good to me.
Jesse: Okay!
Narrator: And so, love triangles were solved forever!
(This is what my Jesseโs got going on.)
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(Mcsm incorrect quotes)
Jesse: did you have to stab Aiden.
Petra: You weren't there, you didn't hear what he said.
Jesse: What did he say?
Petra: "You can't stab me."
Jesse:
Jesse: Yeah that's fair
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Jesse: My boyfriend is too tall to kiss, what should I do?
Petra: Tackle him
Romeo: Punch him in the guts
Lukas: Just ask me to lean down????
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Lukas: Girls are hot
Lukas: But guys are also so hot
Lukas: Why is everyone hot :(
Romeo: Global warming.
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MCSM incorrect quotes:
Xara: *is pissed off at Romeo*
Romeo: Don't you dare...
Xara: *pulls out the Orange Juice and cereal, glaring at him intently*
Romeo: Don't you McFukin do it.
Xara: *puts cereal in a bowl and pours the orange juice all over it*
Romeo: HOW DARE YOU-
Xara: *eats it, while giving him a 'fuck you' glare*
Romeo: YOu kNoW ThATs NOt HoW iT wORkS!!! ITs LITeRAlLY ThE RuLeS!! YOu DoNT PuT ORAnGE JUIcE In yOuR CErEaL YOu HEaThEN!! *screams in British*
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