#mcsm incorrect quotes

[minecraft-otter]

Minecraft Story Mode Incorrect Quotes but it's the old Order of the Stone bc I love them

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Soren: Do you ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?

Magnus: No.

Ellegaard: No.

Soren, defeated: Didn't think so...

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Ellegaard, to Magnus: You have room temperature IQ.

Magnus: What's room temperature IQ?

Ivor: 73°.

Magnus: Oh, okay.

Magnus: How much is that in IQ?

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2am, Temple of the Order

Ivor, cut up and covered in feathers: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DO NOT like it.

Soren, exausted: ...What happened?

Ivor: I made a VERY bad mistake.

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Gabriel: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Magnus: All I drank was potion bases!!!

Gabriel: How many?

Magnus: Eighteen...

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In the Nether

Gabriel, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left!

Magnus: Take it back now y'all!

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Gabriel: Breathe, just breathe.

Magnus: I’ve done nothing with my life! I’m a failure!

Ivor: Awww, that never bothered you before.

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Ellegaard: Ha! Don't you know the trappers trap can trap the trapper?

Ellegaard: I must be losing it, I'm quoting Magnus.

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Ivor: Well, you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

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11pm, Temple of the Order

Gabriel: We might have gotten into a bar slight bar fight in a nearby village...

Ivor: Well, that was entirely predictable.

Gabriel: One of them punched an iron golem...

Ivor: Magnus?

Gabriel: Ellegaard, actually...

Ivor: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

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Ellegaard: If you think I’m playing favorites, you’re wrong. I love all of you equally!

Ellegaard, earlier: I don’t care for Magnus.

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Magnus: Damn Ellie, are you secretly cool?

Ellegaard: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.

Magnus, leaving the room: I do not.

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Ellegaard: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Soren: It isn’t smirking at anyone. They’re all just imagining it.

Gabriel: Three of us saw it, Soren. How do you explain that?

Soren: *points at Ivor* Sleep deprivation. *points at Gabriel* Paranoia. *points at Magnus* Various concussions.

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I'm slaying so hard rn

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[tadbitsketch]

(early in their friendship)

Jesse: How do you not know about this?? Do you live under a rock or something?

Petra: I do actually, wanna see?

#im the queen of comedy #but i mean this girl lives in a cave and is probably so pale she glows in the sunlight #she lives under a rock #mcsm #minecraft story mode #mcsm incorrect quotes

[shiningstarlight101]

(Mcsm incorrect quotes)

Jesse: did you have to stab Aiden.

Petra: You weren't there, you didn't hear what he said.

Jesse: What did he say?

Petra: "You can't stab me."

Jesse:

Jesse: Yeah that's fair

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Jesse: My boyfriend is too tall to kiss, what should I do?

Petra: Tackle him

Romeo: Punch him in the guts

Lukas: Just ask me to lean down????

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Lukas: Girls are hot

Lukas: But guys are also so hot

Lukas: Why is everyone hot :(

Romeo: Global warming.

#mcsm #minecraft story mode #minecraft storymode #mcsm incorrect quotes #mcsm lukas #mcsm jesse #mcsm petra #mcsm romeo #also i headcanon jesse as genderfluid #and a they/them user

[galaxythedragonshifter]

MCSM incorrect quotes:

Xara: *is pissed off at Romeo*

Romeo: Don't you dare...

Xara: *pulls out the Orange Juice and cereal, glaring at him intently*

Romeo: Don't you McFukin do it.

Xara: *puts cereal in a bowl and pours the orange juice all over it*

Romeo: HOW DARE YOU-

Xara: *eats it, while giving him a 'fuck you' glare*

Romeo: YOu kNoW ThATs NOt HoW iT wORkS!!! ITs LITeRAlLY ThE RuLeS!! YOu DoNT PuT ORAnGE JUIcE In yOuR CErEaL YOu HEaThEN!! *screams in British*

#mcsm #mcsm romeo #mcsm xara #mcsm incorrect quotes #xara would be the type of person to eat cursed foods just to screw with people shes pissed at #and enjoy it #gilboss of spite and passive agressiveness

[thermodynamic-comedian]

𝗿𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼:....do i even weigh anything to you?

𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗱, 𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗿𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼 𝘂𝗽 𝗶𝗻 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗺𝘀: no. it's like holding a couple of grapes.

#haha. tiny #anyways fred strong boy swag canon?? yes i think so #mcsm admin #mcsm fred #mcsm romeo #minecraft story mode #mcsm incorrect quotes

[choupiee]

Jesse: That’s why we needed an expert.

Soren: Oh really? Who did you get?

Jesse: …

Soren: Oh right.. That’s me.

#incorrect quotes #mcsm jesse #mcsm soren #season 1 where they needed the f-bomb #haha f-bomb #source: tumblr #mcsm incorrect quotes

[ems-the-fangirl]

"and I also don't want me to be doing what i'm doing" -Ivor, about to do something

#what something? IDK #Something probably illegal #mcsm ivor #mcsm incorrect quotes

[themintman]

Jack, stop falling off cliffs, your scaring your husband

Og post by @minecraftcorrectmode !! 🩷

#minecraft story mode #mcsm #mcsm jack #mcsm nurm #jack mcsm #nurm mcsm #incorrect quotes

[minecraftcorrectmode]

Petra: I prevented a murder today. Olivia: Really? How'd you do that? Petra, glaring at Ivor: Self-control.

#mcsm #mcsm petra #mcsm olivia #mcsm ivor #submission #submitted by anon #source: incorrect quotes generator

[nesonkin]

Lukas: So, we had a meeting to debate a new form of government. Petra: I vote anarchy Olivia: You can't vote ANARCHY. Jesse: Monarchy! Whoever holds the magical sword. Excalibur! Axel: Party paryarchy! Gabriel: Military dictatorship! Ellegaard: Matriarchy. Axel: Oh! How about malarkey! Olivia: Axel, that's not a type of government, it just means meaningless talk and nonsense. Lukas: Malarkey won.

#mcsm #minecraft story mode #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes mcsm #mcsm jesse #mcsm lukas #mcsm petra #mcsm axel #mcsm olivia #mcsm gabriel #mcsm ellegaard #source: red vs blue

[purplesunset9112]

Lukas: While I’m gone, Aiden, you’re in charge.

Aiden: Yes!!!

Lukas, whispering: Cassie, you’re secretly in charge.

Cassie: Obviously.

#mcsm #mcsm aiden #mcsm cassie rose #mcsm lukas #source: scatterpatter's incorrect quotes generator

[jezabatlovesbats]

Lukas: Jesse, I love you!

Jesse: I… I…

Petra: But Jesse, I also love you!

Lukas: But now, two of us love you! Who will you choose?

Jesse: …Why don’t we all just date each other?

Petra and Lukas: …

Jesse: You know, just… one big dating circle.

Petra: Okay.

Lukas: Sounds good to me.

Jesse: Okay!

Narrator: And so, love triangles were solved forever!

(This is what my Jesse’s got going on.)

#MC:SM #Minecraft: Story Mode #incorrect quotes #Lukesse #Jesstra #Jetra #Jesskas #Luktra #i ship all three #Jessluktra #Jesse #Petra #Lukas #MCSM #Minecraft Story Mode

[dragonbma]

“Why is it called a See Sea Temple?? I haven’t seen anything for years!!”

-Vos probably idk I didn’t watch the movie

#kinda dark in those cages #one of my favorite incorrect quote drafts hehe #mcsm #minecraft story mode #mcsm vos #bermuda brainrot hours #bermuda draft roulette

[fandomdumpsterfires]

Magnus: guess I'm just too tough to cry.

Ivor: yesterday you started crying after looking at a creeper.

Magnus, tearing up: it didn't have any arms..!!!

#mcsm #minecraft story mode #mcsm magnus #mcsm ivor #incorrect quotes #source: ???

[darkdragontail]

Axel: Can I ask you a question?

Ivor: *holds up an axe*

Axel: ...

Ivor: I thought you said "Axe"!

#axel mcsm #minecraft story mode axel #minecraft story mode #ivor mcsm #mcsm ivor #incorrect quotes

[xolborsaysstuff]

Sylvie: You three, explain right now! Chris: It was Monoxol. Xara: It was Monoxol. folder: It was Monoxol. Monoxol: Monoxol: …fuck.

#tw swearing #mcsm xara #folder hfjone #chris mclean #monoxol #Killing favorites #incorrect quote #sylvester ashling