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thefaultinourforcebond 28 days ago
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lovebugism a month ago
yelena belova 馃 wanda maximoff
having the cutest little nose scrunch
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giveamadeuschohisownmovie 9 months ago
For Marvel鈥檚 first Asian superhero movie, it鈥檚 fitting that the main villain is someone who strikes fear in most Asian people:
A disappointed Asian father with impossibly high expectations for his kids.聽
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supercollide 6 months ago
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loki + onion headlines
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iamnmbr3 9 months ago
Thor: My brother Loki is adopted. He comes from another realm called Jotunheim.
Avengers:聽So how does the adoption process work on Asgard? Even here it takes years to complete all the background checks and paperwork. I imagine there it probably takes literal centuries.聽
Thor: ... There was no paperwork. My father found him while invading his native realm and since he was unattended, possibly because he had been abandoned to die or possibly because of the invading army, my father took him in the hopes he would prove useful.
Avengers: .... That鈥檚 not adoption.聽
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super-sootica 7 months ago
Steve: I only care about doing the right thing
Steve: And the right things name is Bucky
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nikkoliferous 9 months ago
Last night, I misread my Uber Eats notification and thought it said Thanos was delivering my food鈥攁nd since then, I've just really wanted to see some fan art of Thanos looking miserable in a pizza delivery uniform. Bonus points if he's delivering to Loki. Lmao
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smiling-tiger 8 months ago
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maybe the steering wheel will be our always
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sheeple 10 months ago
Thirst tweets
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PHOTO NOT MINE. THIS IS ALL FICTION. Genre(s): crack Fandom(s): MCU actors Pairing(s): none, it鈥檚 all platonic Summary: Sebastian Stan, Anthony Mackie, and (Y/n) (Y/l/n) are at Buzzfeed, reading thirst tweets. Warning(s): It are thirst tweets, what are you going to expect? A/n: This is kinda a continuation of Headcannon madness. You don鈥檛 have to read that first, but it鈥檚 the same聽鈥榰niverse鈥 [Masterlist]聽
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With a sigh, Sebastian begins. "So, my favourite thing to do on a Saturday is reading thirst tweets with Antony Mackie and (Y/n) (Y/l/n)." Anthony holds up his hand as a wave and I smile at the camera. "So let's see what the thirst tweet says."
A loud laugh escapes my lips as I roll my head to the side, crunching my eyes closed. "Oh, this is going to be so weird."
"This is your area of expertise, tho", teases Mackie, giving me a slight push against my shoulders.
With a roll of his eyes, Sebastian reaches into the bucket and pulls out the first tweet. "I want someone to look at me the way Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie look at each other." He turns towards Mackie with a smile. "Ah."
"That's great", smiles Mackie, glancing at the tweet. "That's nice."
A smirk forms on my face. "You two are seriously in love with each other, it's almost sickening."
"You're just jealous." Seb bumps his shoulder against mine.
The next tweet is about Mackie. "Anthony Mackie you cutie pie, come sit on my face. I will eat your ass like a fudge brownie. First of all, bitch, let's do this."
Seb and I burst out laughing, the first thirsty tweet has fallen.
"That was sweet, a fudge brownie", shrugs Mackie, reading the tweet once over.
Now it's my turn. "I am jealous of (Y/n) (Y/l/n) because she gets to touch (Y/n) (Y/l/n)'s butt." A snort escapes my lips. "Well, it's there, so why not? Everyone has a right, to ehh... touch their own butt."
"You do have a nice behind", says Seb with a crooked smirk, taking a sip of his water.
I point towards him. "That's true, I work very hard. So thank you, random person on the internet."
Seb's turn again. "I don't even know what this means", he sighs. "Sebastian Stan is on thick B-I-H."
"Bitch", clears Mackie up.
"Right, that's... kind."
"Anthony Mackie's ass is the real America's ass." He raises one eyebrow.
Seb folds his hands in front of his chest "I concur", he says with a nod.
"What's everyone's deal with our asses?", I ask laughing.
"Look-" Mackie sits up straight "-I work a lot to keep the bountiful nature of the round brown a lot, so enjoy it." He holds eye contact with the camera and I see the person behind the camera getting slightly flustered. "Get some."
Seb grabs the next tweet, ignoring Mackie's antics. "Listen, when Anthony Mackie said 'those steel-blue eyes let you know where home is. It's my safe place' about Sebastian's eyes, bitch I felt that." He tries to suppress a laugh, his face getting redder and redder. "Thank you, very kind."
I pipe up. "Those are indeed dreamy. Just... stare into them and get whisked away." I let out an exaggerated sigh, Seb shaking his head in embarrassment.
"I'm next!", I cheer, sticking my hand into the bucket. "I want (Y/n) (Y/l/n)'s thighs as earmuffs. Use me as a bike saddle daddy." I look surprised up and into the camera. "Sure, name a date and time and I'll be there." I wink.
"So, you like being called daddy hmm?", asks Mackie, slightly leaning away from me.
I giggle. "I mean, why not? Whatever butters your toast, am I right." I look at Seb, and he nods slowly, eyes focussed on the ground.
"Think about Anthony Mackie taking a nap on Sebastian Stan's couch, don't bother me. You have a nice couch." Mackie turns towards Seb.
The latter let out a laugh. "You've... you have put this on the internet, never seen it", he protests.
"No, you do have a very nice couch. Very soft, good for a nap." I decided to poke the bear with a stick with a shit-eating grin. Seb looks at me in betrail.
"Homie, it's the best thing at your house." Mackie grins at me.
We all three look directly at the camera, Mackie and I talking through each other how amazing the couch is with velvet cushions as Seb tries to deny it. "He's never been to my house!", he says, pointing to the camera.
"I did, and it's very nice." Making eye contact with Seb, he knows that he has lost this round. He just shakes his head and holds the bucket to grab the next one.
He reads it once over and scrunches his nose. "I mean, I would let Sebastian Stan split me like pistachio, send tweet. Send tweet, is that like me responding to the thing?" He looks helplessly embarrassed.
"It like... confirming to send the tweet", I explain, re-reading the tweet.
"Thank God I don't have Twitter, and this is why!" He waves the piece of paper where the tweet is printed.
I grab the water bottle next to my chair, trying to twist the cap off. "This is exactly why I have Twitter", I smile, giving the bottle to Seb as a silent question to open it for me.
"Oh I see how it is, you is sending all those thirsty-ass tweets", grins Mackie, licking his lips.
"Psh, of course! What else were you thinking? I do want-", I let out a giggle, "-the ehh fudge brownie, wasn't it? Yeah, fudge brownie." I laugh.
Mackie lays his arm over the back of my chair and pinches my arm. He turns towards Seb. "So, you don't like pistachios?"
Seb unscrews my bottle, taking a sip of it before giving it to me. I wipe off the opening with my sleeve before taking a stip of my own with a grimace.
"No, I love pistachios. Cashews are my favourite tho." He winks towards the camera.
It's my turn and I grab the last one. "The last for best, guys. (Y/n) (Y/l/n) isn't even a snack. She's a four-course meal and a dinner mint. Ohhooo, thank you. Very kind of you." I look at the boys beside me. "I like that one." I fold the paper in half and sneakily slide it behind my bra while keeping eye-contact with the camera.
"That one goes next to the heart", teases Mackie, wiggling his eyebrows.
"You know it does", I smirk, Seb laughing loudly.
"Okay guys, time to wrap it up", says the person behind the camera.
"Well", begins Mackie, "thank you for allowing us to make you horny."
"Good night. And good luck", says Seb as he tries to take a sip of water before we all burst out laughing, ending the interview.
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dorian-they-ao3 8 months ago
Deadpool can鈥檛 join the MCU bc every movie would just be Wade & Peter learning TikTok dances
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ccssketchbook 26 days ago
whoops my hand slipped
I'm sorry it's out of sync slightly
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hotdog-frenchfries a year ago
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falconandsoldier a year ago
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giveamadeuschohisownmovie 11 months ago
Doctor Strange: WANDA! So what's this I hear about you messing up the multiverse?! WHY IS EVAN PETERS QUICKSILVER FROM THE FOX UNIVERSE HERE!? WE'RE NOT THE SAME CANON!
Wanda Maximoff: Uh...well...you see, Stephen...about that...in my honest defense...(starts doing a little dance) 鈾 Who's been messing up everything...it's been Agatha, all along! 鈾
Doctor Strange: ...
Vision: ...
Evan Peters Pietro Maximoff: ...
Wong: ...ooh, that's kinda catchy.
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httppeaches 10 days ago
December 17th (A mini fic Loki Secret-Santa 2021)
Relationships: Loki & Peter Parker (platonic)
Disclaimer: This fic is crack and doesn鈥檛 really make any sense timeline wise, just the Avengers having a good time and wanting to make Loki feel welcomed. This takes place after 2012 Avengers but newer heroes are also there like Peter, Scott Lang and Wanda. It鈥檚 simple and sweet! And sorta rushed, my apologies on that!
Prompt: The Avengers try to throw Loki a birthday party but they don鈥檛 know when his birthday is.
Request from: @kimoralov3 !!!
Tony Stark hated, no, loathed winter. The deep chill that would sting his nose whenever he took a breath, the slipperiness across sidewalks, the disgusting brown ice sludge piling onto the road, he hated all of it.
What made it even worse this winter was that 鈥淐aptain Nags a lot鈥 wanted to spend the holiday right in the middle of Manhattan, since this would technically be his first Christmas in New York since...well...over eighty years ago. If only Steve could loosen up and let Tony whip up a party in San Diego or in his Malibu penthouse. What made it even more frustrating was that Tony was the only Avenger that wanted a tropical Christmas, his vote to change locations was discarded.
Everyone in Avengers tower seemed to be in a cheery mood even though there were horrific snow storms swirling around the city streets below. Wanda and Vision had spent all morning stringing lights around the main living room, Peter surprised everyone by making his Aunt May鈥檚 homemade hot chocolate, Bruce Banner was nonchalantly playing soft Christmas tunes on the large sleek black piano, while Scott and Clint shuffled in with a huge 8 ft tree, and to Tony鈥檚 surprise it was real. And it was only December 10th, 12:03 PM.
鈥淵ou鈥檙e serious鈥︹ Tony groaned and cocked a brow, looking at every single Avenger in the room.
鈥溾楥ourse!鈥 Clint retorted and pushed the giant tree upwards in the corner of one of the main living rooms. 鈥淓arlier the better.鈥
鈥淧lus this was discounted! 50% off!鈥 Scott placed his hands on his hips proudly after taking his obnoxiously large red wool hat off. 鈥淚t鈥檚 amazing the things you can get after saving the world over 9 months ago!鈥
鈥淎vengers discount is a thing now.鈥 Clint smirked.
鈥淯nbelievable...they never discounted me on anything!鈥
Clint shrugged and trudged over to the kitchen, leaving a trail of melted snow on the hard tiled floor, his large black snow boots squeaking comedically. 鈥淵ou don鈥檛 need a discount, some people live on farms and in small apartments, not several penthouses, Stark.鈥
Before Tony could open his mouth and shoot out a clever comeback, Peter slid by and handed him a warm mug of hot chocolate. 鈥淥h, hey, thanks kid.鈥
鈥淵eah! You鈥檒l love it, you鈥檒l love it so much you鈥檒l get addicted, but like, don鈥檛 plan on drinking all of it. I still need to give out 10 more mugs to the others. Maybe you could help sir, cause May always told me we-鈥
Tony interrupted Peter鈥檚 rambling after tasting the drink. 鈥淕ood stuff! Compliments to May.鈥 Peter went silent and grinned, embarrassed. 鈥淎nd no problem, I guess I can help you with that. Except for one person.鈥
Natasha, who could pick up on Tony鈥檚 intentions faster than he can himself, strolled in, slowing down when she noticed Bruce鈥檚 soothing piano playing. 鈥淵ou鈥檙e still hung up on Rogers, huh?鈥
鈥淚t would鈥檝e been much easier, yknow!鈥 Stark shrugged. 鈥淚 have no idea why the hell he would enjoy the blizzards outside when I would've given him a martini and a dozen palm trees surrounding him.鈥
鈥淎t least spare some sympathy.鈥 Natasha sighed and took a mug from Peter, who then yelped when he saw Clint pour a little too much into his cup and started accusing him of hogging the hot chocolate.
鈥淥ur definitions of sympathy are different. You are willing to also keep a possible sociopathic demigod in here as well.鈥
鈥淭hat was Thor鈥檚 request, not mine, and besides, Loki is managing himself fine, if he were to ever sneak on our asses I鈥檇 know.鈥 Natasha walked back to Bruce to compliment his playing.
Tony took another sip of his hot chocolate. Natasha was right, while Loki was an individual that Tony didn鈥檛 necessarily trust, the God of Mischief was certainly showing trustworthy actions while living with the team for the past few months, after he nearly obliterated an entire city. Just the simple things, taking care of his laundry, greeting everyone in the morning, not in the cheeriest intonation but just enough to get by as polite, he even made dinner for the team one night. Kraft mac and cheese, and it tasted better than any Kraft mac and cheese Tony鈥檚 mother whipped up for him when he was in kindergarten.
Loki was getting the hang of 鈥渓iving like a midgardian鈥, even though he wasn鈥檛 particularly close to anyone, he seemed pleasant to live with. He does his thing, you would do yours. If Stark had to choose someone Loki is quite fond of is Peter. They weren鈥檛 technically friends but they weren鈥檛 technically enemies. Every time the little squirt asked for something or needed assistance Loki didn鈥檛 argue, or bite back, he simply didn鈥檛 respond at all and helped Peter finish the task. It cracked Tony up, that the most stoic, ruthless man he had ever seen was getting along with an overexcited teenager.
鈥淒o you think we should...y鈥檏now...do something for him?鈥 Tony called after Natasha, she turned and shrugged.
鈥淒o something?鈥 Bruce stopped playing and let his mouth hang agape. 鈥淭ony, I don鈥檛 know if he wants anything done for him. I don鈥檛 think he cares about anyone in this tower.鈥
鈥淗ave you seen him with Peter?鈥 Tony spoke louder, which caused Peter to stop arguing with Clint about hogging the hot chocolate.
鈥淲hat? What鈥檚 goin鈥 on now?鈥
鈥淟oki, reindeer games, big baddie, he鈥檚 become your best pal ever since he moved in with Thor, right?鈥
Peter gave Tony a lopsided smirk. 鈥淲ell...I dunno if we鈥檙e best friends but he has no ill will against me!鈥
鈥淓xactly,鈥 Tony raised his arms. 鈥渉e trusts you, surprisingly. Not that you鈥檙e bad at all kid, it's just that, I thought the guy hated enthusiasm.鈥
鈥淚t鈥檚 nice, yeah. I don鈥檛 like to have any sort of grudge with anyone. I mean he isn鈥檛 necessarily warm with me either but, it鈥檚 neutral?鈥 Peter held out two mugs and Wanda levitated both to her and Vision. 鈥淵know, Mister Stark, it is gonna be Loki AND Thor鈥檚 first ever Christmas. Maybe I should do something special with Thor鈥檚 brother, to cheer him up!鈥
Tony snapped his fingers and gave him a thumbs up. 鈥淵ou鈥檙e onto something. I think we should do a social experiment.鈥
鈥淎ny experiment with Loki may end up in chaos.鈥 Natasha groaned and crossed her arms.
鈥淎nd maybe that鈥檚 what this Christmas needs, something chaotic, something unexpected.鈥 Tony grinned and looked around the room, everyone went silent with confusion. 鈥淒oes the God of Mischief have a birthday?鈥
Natasha pursed her lip. 鈥淣ot sure, not sure if Asgardians celebrate any sort of birthday to be frank.鈥
鈥淗ere鈥檚 the thing, we all know Loki secretly loves attention. So, how about a Christmas, plus a Reindeer Games birthday celebration, with good ol Pete as the host for his party?鈥
鈥淲ill it be subtle?鈥 Wanda questioned after hanging up the last bit of lights. 鈥淚f we use too much excessiveness he鈥檒l surely snap.鈥
鈥淣o, no-鈥 Stark shook his head. 鈥淪imple and sweet, but just enough to fluster him cause it will be hilarious as hell to watch.鈥 On his way out the large kitchen, Tony set his mug down and pointed at Peter again. 鈥淐ounting on you, pal.鈥
鈥淲ait what?鈥 Peter muttered and knit his brows. 鈥淲hen do we start planning this?鈥
鈥淚t鈥檚 December 10th, you鈥檝e got a lot of time!鈥 Tony called from another room.
鈥淢e?鈥 Peter called out.
Silence enveloped the conjoined kitchen and bathroom, then Bruce spoke up. 鈥淵ou鈥檙e only 16, of course you鈥檙e gonna need help. Don鈥檛 mind Stark, he won鈥檛 leave you to all the work he just loves screwing with everyone.鈥
鈥淏ut-鈥 Peter sighed and scratched his ruffled hair. 鈥淟oki doesn't find an interest in anyone but me, n-no offense to anyone else, you all are so hella cool it鈥檚 just, he鈥檚 hard to understand.鈥
鈥淚t won鈥檛 hurt to grow closer, get some answers out of him, ask what his favorite music is, does he like 80s? Zumba music? Spanish guitar?鈥 Scott rambled on, ruffling the large Christmas tree branches. 鈥淚f Spanish guitar, buy him a guitar then. All you gotta do is talk, kid!鈥
鈥淣o but! You don鈥檛 understand, he鈥檚 like a walking maze, a-a labyrinth! You can鈥檛 figure him out!鈥 Peter sighed and rubbed his brow. 鈥淭his is going to be harder than I thought.鈥
After that, Peter heard a large crash and saw that the 8 foot tree collapsed on top of Scott. The Antman groaned and propped himself on his elbows. 鈥淣ow I know why this was 50% off.鈥
Days ticked by and Peter tried his hardest to try to crack Loki open. The first conversation went smoothly, except he could tell Loki wasn't feeling it. 鈥楬e was pretty talented at hiding his annoyance.鈥 Peter noted.
鈥淔rom what I see,鈥 Loki started, tracing Peter鈥檚 pencil lightly against the paper. 鈥淵our calculations sound false, I believe you should take this numerical meaning and-鈥 He started scribbling faster, Peter鈥檚 mind went somewhere else, ignoring the god鈥檚 instructions. 鈥淭here, I believe that should be correct.鈥
Peter snapped back to reality and grabbed the paper from Loki, scanning it. 鈥淵ou did an entire different calculation to get the answer, yet it鈥檚 still right!鈥 He set the paper down at his desk and flopped back on his bed. 鈥淵ou鈥檙e super sure you鈥檝e never done algebra before? In your entire life?鈥
Loki blinked. 鈥淣ot that I recall, no.鈥 He flashed a proud smirk and held out his hands. 鈥淲ell, if that鈥檚 all you need from me I鈥檒l take my leave now.鈥
鈥淣o!鈥 Peter shouted almost too loud. Loki paused and stopped himself from exiting Peter鈥檚 bedroom, and turned slowly. 鈥淚 mean, like...no. I just...feel bad for you, Mister Loki.鈥
Loki lifted an elegant brow and flashed another smile. 鈥淗ow can you possibly know any of my emotions? We haven鈥檛 communicated abundantly.鈥
鈥淵-yeah that鈥檚 the thing!鈥 Peter exclaimed. 鈥淵ou seem...bored. I feel like you need to have fun. Not that you鈥檙e boring or anything it鈥檚 just that鈥︹ Loki was still silent and Peter was stumbling over his words. 鈥淲e should...I don鈥檛 know, hang out. Become friends maybe? Do something entertaining, y鈥檏now? Get a taste of New York. It鈥檚 Christmas time after all!鈥
Silence circled the two for a moment, except the gentle whirring of Peter鈥檚 ceiling fan. 鈥淚 don鈥檛 think anyone has ever asked me to鈥︹漢ang out鈥, in my life.鈥
鈥淲ell...I-I guess I鈥檓 the first?鈥 Peter shrugged and pressed his lips together.
鈥淲hat would we do in this 鈥渉ang out鈥 session?鈥
鈥淚鈥檓 not sure, maybe get a coffee? Tea?鈥 Peter always saw Loki as an individual who was elegant, tea and coffee drinks can be elegant? Right?
鈥淪ounds reasonable.鈥 Loki鈥檚 lips turned downward and he nodded. 鈥淎lthough I have been interested in鈥isiting the so called鈥rocery store.鈥
鈥淥h! Uhh, well that鈥檚 not really a place to ha-鈥
鈥淔rom what I鈥檝e seen, they have a variety of colorful items, and I鈥檝e been meaning to try their 鈥渟amples鈥, what do they sample particularly?鈥
Peter paused and took in a breath. 鈥淚 um鈥on鈥檛 know actually, we usually have Jarvis deliver all the groceries here.鈥
鈥淚 say,鈥 Loki interrupted. 鈥淵ou, me, and this grocery store, noon sharp. There we can 鈥榟ang out鈥.鈥
While it was an awkward way to hang out, Peter found himself enjoying his time with Loki. Sure, he got a few strange stares from customers when Loki would not stop talking to the person at the chocolate pretzels sample stand, but it was sort of amusing.
Once Loki opened up, Peter realized he was charming, a pretty good conversationalist. He also realized Loki was pretty fond of chocolates and cellos. Two unexpected things but definitely things Peter knew he鈥檇 like.
鈥淚 never knew Midgard had鈥o many delicious delicacies.鈥 Loki said as he loaded the third jar of Smuckers chocolate fudge in a thin plastic bag.
Peter finished paying for everything Loki threw into their cart (he had to thank Tony for letting him use one of his cards later.), which consisted of 3 large jars of chocolate fudge, 2 containers of chocolate ice cream, hot chocolate mix, chocolate pretzels, YooHoo drink pouches, and 5 boxes of earl grey tea. 鈥淵eah, exploring this place will really open your eyes to great stuff!鈥
Loki hoisted most of the bags, allowing Peter to carry one. 鈥淚鈥檇鈥ctually like to see more, if that鈥檚 possible?鈥
After at least a week and a half of eating chocolate desserts every night and talking non stop about classical music, insane Midgardian politics, history and strange family dynamics, Peter did feel as if he has gotten somewhat closer to Loki, and he was also able to secretly reveal his interests to Stark, so the entire team could give him a proper birthday and Christmas gift.
鈥淒o you know what a birthday is, Loki?鈥 Peter asked while whipping the chocolate frosting a little too violently in a bowl.
鈥淐an鈥檛 say I have, really. It鈥檚 to celebrate someone aging, correct? Sounds terrifying.鈥 Loki leaned against the counter, watching Peter carefully lather the frosting on the chocolate cake they were making for the past two hours. 鈥淒o you think this turned out well?鈥
鈥淧erfect! Better make sure Thor doesn鈥檛 swallow the thing whole, I wanna make sure everyone has a small piece of this.鈥 Peter finished the cake off with a small circle of cherries at the top. 鈥淎nd that鈥檚 how you do it! By the way, people have cake鈥檚 to celebrate birthdays, its nice, I鈥檝e always had one for mine-鈥
A surprised 鈥渉uh鈥 echoed across the kitchen and Peter nearly dropped the frosting spatula. Stark鈥檚 eyes flickered between Peter and Loki, then down at the newly baked cake. 鈥淪o we started the celebration early then?鈥 It took Peter for a while to realize what Stark was really saying.
鈥淲ait what? No! No I didn鈥檛 mean to-鈥
鈥淚t鈥檚 December 17th! Why didn鈥檛 you tell me you were baking the cake for him already, kid?鈥 Tony questioned, moving towards the counter and eyed the dessert.
鈥淔or me?鈥 Loki raised a brow. 鈥淚 helped with this too, Stark. He was teaching me about the wonders of Midgardian food, and we ended up making this together.鈥 Peter and Tony remained silent. 鈥淲hat is exactly going on here?鈥
Peter sighed. 鈥淚 sort of鈥.decided to鈥ang out with you in order to know what you like. Because we鈥s a team,鈥 Peter motioned to Tony. 鈥渨ant to make you feel like you belong here, are appreciated and stuff! So鈥e wanted to celebrate your birthday on Christmas.鈥
Loki blinked, his deadpan stare turned into a warm smile. 鈥淵ou鈥檙e really doing all of this? Just for me?鈥
Peter nodded. 鈥淚 don鈥檛 like leaving anyone out, I want to include everyone in this group. I also want you to feel comfortable and appreciated as a person. I know it鈥檚 been a rough journey for you, but maybe a little celebration will give our friendship a great start.鈥
Loki grinned. 鈥淪o December 17th then? That鈥檚 when I鈥檒l be celebrating a year closer to death?鈥
鈥淚n a sense, yeah!鈥 Tony shrugged. 鈥淣ot a bad date, was going to be the 25th but I don鈥檛 see any problem with it, if that鈥檚 fine with you, Pete?鈥
Peter grinned and pulled out a kitchen knife, setting it near the cake. 鈥淚 say we should uh, start eating this before anyone steals it,鈥
鈥淎nd by anyone he means Thor.鈥 Loki rolled his eyes.
Tony grabbed three plates and handed two to his other teammates. 鈥淲ell, cake one out of sixty more!鈥
Loki smirked, shaking his head and took a slice from Peter. 鈥淕ive or take five thousand more.鈥
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iamnmbr3 9 months ago
ok but how many of those pages of everything loki has ever said over his life is just聽鈥淭hor no鈥澛犫淭hor wait鈥澛犫淭hor this is madness鈥澛犫淭hor stop and-鈥 鈥淭hor. Just listen to me for one-鈥 鈥淭hor I told you so鈥澛
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catrathedungeonmaster 6 months ago
Black Widow Headcanon
Of course, having now seen the movie, a headcanon came to mind afterwards. Mild spoilers for the movie down below.
Although Natasha and Yelena got separated at the end of the film, I imagine them going to a聽鈥淏ath and Body Works鈥 once. Just once. They decide to have a聽鈥済irl鈥檚 day鈥 despite likely not knowing exactly what that entails, given their station as assassins (or an Avenger, in Nat鈥檚 case.)
Now. I dunno why, and please don鈥檛 judge me for this, but I picture Natasha using men鈥檚 deodorant/antiperspirant, likely without a scent (due to her not wanting to be tracked by any means, so both odor and scent are nonexistent for Nat mostly.) She only really engages the more聽鈥渇eminine鈥 scents when doing her seductress thing, which is kind of played out these days for her character anyhow, so it鈥檚 not done very often I reckon. The scented things definitely interest her, though. However, she mostly wants Yelena to experience a聽鈥済irl鈥檚 day鈥, even if Nat herself isn鈥檛 the most familiar with that sort of thing. She more than likely asked Steve or Bruce what she and Yelena could do together.
Anyway. The reason the two only went to Bath and Body Works once? Is because they got kicked out. Yelena sprayed pretty much every聽鈥淭RY ME鈥 sample scent on herself, and would not stop sniffing. She couldn鈥檛 help herself. Her little lizard brain had never experienced such scents before. You鈥檇 also better believe she鈥檇 be taking bottles of every scent she liked, too (many of which would be placed within the many pockets of her vest.) Natasha tries to get Yelena to stop, but Yelena refuses, the stubborn woman now on a MISSION to smell every scent. The whole store is becoming uninhabitable due to Yelena鈥檚 obsession. The nostrils and eyes of every customer are invaded by an armada of Japanese Cherry Blossom, Lemoncello, and Market Peach. It takes mall security, plus Nat to drag Yelena out. She never was allowed back in Bath and Body Works again. I then picture Natasha buying a pouting Yelena, still covered in an asinine amount of scents, a hot pretzel. That is enough to make her sister smile, and to Nat? That鈥檚 all that matters.
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nikkoliferous 8 months ago
Thor (2011), a summary
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there-must-be-a-lock 8 months ago
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badwolfstarktheloser 10 months ago
all the citizens of Westview to Wanda after episode 9:
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