tom hiddleston dancing, that’s it.
[Avengers - Age of Ultron, 2015]
Hey mcu fans out there calling the fuck out of robert, mark and crisp ratt as they should even though they are fucking heartbroken rn 🤗🤗
Hope u are taking care of yourselves. Pls take care we need to be strong to take down white supremacy and capitalism 🤫🤪
K lovelies fuck them white men bye🥰🤩💝🌟🥰🤩
Hello buttercups! Since it’s October & I’m a big sucker for the paranormal/ horror genre, I thought I’d do a little drabble series with that theme. (Also I may or may not need a break from the regular fluffy smut writing).
Send in any Marvel character and/or actor if you wish, with one or more of these prompts for some short little drabbles will ya?
Also writers, feel free to use any of these prompts to write stuff if it tickles your fancy ;))
- “Making out in a graveyard?”
- “Trust no one tonight.”
- “Hey, this isn’t funny anymore.”
- “The house is not haunted.”
- “I dare you to go down there.”
- “Is it just me or did it just get really cold in here?”
- “You were gone…I watched you disappear.”
- “Somebody’s watching us.”
- “Where did all these scars come from?”
- “Bad dream?”
- “Nothing can go wrong!”
- “Wake up!”
- “Did you hear that? I can hear it calling my name.”
- “Can you not see me?”
- “Quit tickling!” “That wasn’t me.”
Let’s get spooked!
Peter Parker - SFW Alphabet
This is for MCU Peter (cuz some of the answers would be different if they were for others lol)
A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
Peter loves affection, but he’s got to work through all his nerves first. Just the idea of touching you sometimes is enough to make him start blushing and hiding into himself. But once he finally works through it, affection is always. He likes to receive it, but he LOVES to give it. He basically has all the love languages, but his major two are words of affirmation and physical touch.
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
Peter Parker is a good best friend…when he’s there. He pays attention to all the little things and he always does right when it really counts. He’ll geek out with you, help you no matter what, and try his best to make you happy no matter what. However if you don’t know about him being Spiderman, it can be a real stress on the friendship, because he’ll always seem distant. Once you know, it will be like everything falls into place. You finally understand why he does the things he does. Overall though, he’s a stellar friend.
You’d probably become his friend because you sat next to each other in class, or you were already at the Avengers compound, and for whatever reason, the two of you immediately clicked.
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
PETER LOVES CUDDLES. And when Peter wants to cuddle, he wants to CUDDLE. He wants to squeeze you and never ever let go. Ngl he’ll probably fall asleep while cuddling you because when he’s cuddling he’s in PEAK zen mode. It’s probably the most relaxed that he can be.
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
Yeah he definitely wants to settle down, but he’s scared to. It’s not that he has commitment issues, it’s just that he’s so afraid and aware of the dangers of being with him. But if given the chance, he’d probably settle.
He’s not completely terrible at cooking, May has definitely taught him a few things. But he’s no chef. Let’s be real he’s probably had a bunch of moments of forgetting that something was in the oven. There will be lots of disasters. When it comes to cleaning, if pressed, he will clean. But don’t be surprised when every room in the house is messed up again because of things that he’ll “come back for later” that he never comes back for.
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
Oh he’d hate every bit of it, he’d dread over it for days and days. If Peter were to break it off, he’d do it face to face. He’d feel so bad about it, and if you start to cry he actually might comfort you in the midst of breaking up with you.
Best outcome, it was mutual and you guys end like friends. Worst outcome, he gets cold feet and actually just leaves you a note.
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
He’s surprisingly cool about commitment, given the dangers of his life. Of course, he’s hesitant, but when this dude falls, he falls HARD. So hard to where he’ll commit and not think twice about it.
He’d wanna get married whenever it hits him I guess. Not right away, but it’s not like he’d have you waiting forever.
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
Physically- As gentle as the average teenage boy I suppose lol. Well a little bonus because of how anxious he is of hurting you. 5/10
Emotionally- Peter’s more anxious boi than soft crybaby. He wouldn’t need comfort on everything 24/7, because he can actually handle way more than people give him credit for, but it’s when he’s going through something really personal or really traumatic when he needs that reassurance that everything will be alright. 6/10
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
Peter doesn’t mind hugs, but he’s gotta be in the mood for one to really enjoy it, otherwise he’s just going through the motions with it. Like if he’s in the mood his brain is “oh my gosh you’re hugging me this is beautiful you’ve graced me with your touch you wonderful specimen” but if he’s not it’s just like “oh… this is unexpected.” I don’t think he’s super into hugs because I kind of like the headcanon that he’s a bit of a germaphobe but I don’t think he’s super against them either. He’s more in the middle where if it hits him, it hits him and if it doesn’t, he doesn’t want them.
He gets in the mood to hug like 20 times a day. You’ll be beside him doing work and like out of nowhere. BOOM. Hugged. And then he just goes back to doing whatever he’s doing except now he’s blushing really hard while doing it.
Peter’s hugs are really soft and quick (unless he’s cuddling you, then it’s really long). He just wants to feel your presence until he’s satisfied. He’s always really warm so that’s a major plus.
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
Not right away. It’ll be whenever it feels right. And I picture the first l-word drop going one of three ways:
1) Quirky - you guys will be chilling/making out/watching a movie and he’ll find himself feeling really sentimental and emotional for no reason and he’ll just turn and be like, “hey, I love you”. And it sort of catches you off-guard and he sees your expression (whatever it may be) and he immediately starts blushing and stammering and he’s like “I-i mean- no I don’t!..I-i mean I do!… but like- not unless you want me too! I-in fact I’ll hate you if you want me-” and you have to cut him off with a kiss before he gets too wound up and you softly smile back like “I love you too, weirdo.”
2) Sweet - he’s thought about this for a long time (and even maybe told May and Ned about it) and he really wants to tell you but he doesn’t know how and you notice that’s he’s been weird around you and always looks like he has something else on his mind (like more than usual) and you’re getting pretty worried and after awhile you can’t take it anymore and you confront him about it probably at the lunch table or in the hallways after school or at his apartment (is there some mission you don’t know about? Is he breaking up with you? Is he okay?) and he’s stuttering alot and he finally has to pause and compose himself before pulling you aside and softly telling you how we feels.
3) Angsty - after a particularly intense night at patrol (definitely with a casualty) he’s perched on the top of a building, staring out at New York, feeling like the biggest failure alive. He’s run down with guilt and the tears just won’t stop. Hands shaking, he dials your number and you pick up and immediately start asking if he’s okay once you hear his trembling voice. “I messed up,” he mumbles before he breaks down and sobs out the entire story to you. You try your best to comfort him as best you can through the phone, trying to tell him (with no avail) that it’s not his fault and that he can’t save everyone. It takes a while, but he finally calms down enough to clearly take a swing, but not before he says, “look..I want you to know that I love you… and I’ll do everything I can to always protect you…I promise you that…I can’t lose you,” he sobs. Given the situation, neither one of you really registers that this is his first time saying it, but it makes it a dozen times easier to start saying it more often from now on.
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
Peter’s jealousy is probably the average amount for a guy. He doesn’t do much with it though. He’ll just get really quiet and maybe freak out to Ned about it later. Very subtle looks and jaw clenches but other than that, he’s fine. Unless you’re really attentive, you probably wouldn’t notice.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
When he first started getting into the hang of first dates and stuff, his kisses were pretty fast and more like little pecks on the lips and stuff because he was always so nervous about messing up. But now that’s he’s gotten the hang of it, Peter’s kisses (when he’s not in a rush) are usually slow and sensual. He wants to do nothing but focus on you in that moment.
Well mostly on the lips of course. He’ll lay his head on your shoulder alot when he’s bored so every now and then when he’s doing that he’ll turn his head and give you a little kiss on your shoulder. If he’s whispering in your ear in lunch he’ll give a kiss on the cheek. Really though, once he gets the all his jitters out about it, he’ll kiss you anywhere.
Peter probably likes to be kissed on the cheek and on the lips more than anywhere else
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
Peter is amazing with kids. He’ll always find a way to get along with them, and they usually warm up to his easy-going nature. He’s a bit of a pushover when it comes to really nice kids so they usually love him because he’ll give them anything. I’m not really one of talking about having kids, but he’d be a great father in the future. (But we’re not in any rush for him to do that okay😂🤭)
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
Mornings are spent, well first of all waking up (obviously), cuddling, finishing whatever movie you were watching the night before, Peter probably rambling a bunch about whatever he finds himself wondering about, playing video games, and basically just relaxing before May tells you it’s time for school.
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
Nights are spent goofing around with Peter and Ned at Peter’s home or chilling with Peter which can literally be doing just about anything (making out, relaxing, deep talks, watching movies, doing homework, etc.). You can do practically anything with this guy.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
Peter isn’t the best about opening up, not because he wants to hide things, but because he isn’t on the same wavelength as everyone else when it comes to “important” things to share. Like out of nowhere he’ll find himself telling you something and you’ll be like “woah I wish I you would’ve told me that earlier” and he’ll just shrug and be like “oh I didn’t know that was really important enough to tell”. He doesn’t tell anything slower or faster it’s more like whenever it’s on his mind or convenient for him to tell.
But for the most part, if you’re important enough for you to know he’s spiderman secret, he’ll tell you pretty much anything.
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
Not easily angered at all. If anything he’s more easily confused then angered. Like if you were trying to make him angry, he’d be more “why are you doing this🥺🤨?!” than “why are you doing this😡?!”
He’d only get angry easily if he’d been going through alot and a bunch of things have been building up, other than that, normally he’s a pretty chill guy when it comes to losing his temper.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
Oh he remembers practically everything you tell him. Even crap that you’ve probably forgotten about yourself, he knows. He notices every tiny thing, though he forgets the big stuff sometimes.
Ex: one day May asks him what he wants her to buy at the supermarket for breakfast and he says poptarts because he remembers that you like poptarts from that one time you briefly mentioned how much you liked them and he gets the kind that you like even though he doesn’t really like it so that on the days you come over to his house you’ll have something to eat…but like legit that same day he forgets that it’s your anniversary😬
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
He has many favorite moments, one of them being your first date. He was so nervous, and he showed up late, and he’d regretted letting May choose his outfit, and he hated himself for not choosing the restaurant because it’d show that he wasn’t assertive enough, and he was pretty sure he stepped in dog crap while he was running to the restaurant and he just knew that he was the worst date ever until finally he got there and you were totally just fine about it. You told him to relax and that everything was fine and you were just glad to have him there, which in turn made him relax. He looked into your eyes and knew there was absolutely nothing to worry about and he had an amazing time.
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
He’s protective, but not suffocating. Like if he sees something happening to you from afar, he’s not gonna step in unless you make it clear that you want him to. For the most part, he’ll let you handle things yourself.
Peter’s more like a “protect you from the unknown” kind of guy. He’s gonna protect you from threats that you don’t know are there, and that are probably much bigger than the two of you. Things like death or heartbreak. He’ll probably break up with you to “protect” you, which, let’s be honest, is complete stupid, albeit noble. Overall, he’ll do anything in his power to keep you happy.
Peter doesn’t really need protection more so… comfort. He knows the world he lives in. He can defend himself and all that, but at the end of the day, he just wants someone to tell him that everything’s gonna be okay🥺
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
With Peter it’s either extremely last minute but a little thoughtful (because he probably forgot) or extremely thought through with unbelievable effort. No in between. Truly a go big or go home type deal. Like for your birthday he’s either getting you something he’s researched on for months that he knew you’d love or you’re getting a card that he bought from a Walmart on the way to school with a sloppily written love letter inside that he came up with off the top of his head. At the end of the day it’s the thought that counts when it comes to Peter.
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
He thinks literally everything is his fault🙄. If something bad happens, and he feels that he could’ve done even the slightest thing to change it, he’s gonna beat himself up about it no matter what what you try to say.
Also he’s a really busy guy. So if you’re one of those girls that needs to be kept or need your boyfriend there all hours of the day, Peter’s probably not for you.
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
Not too concerned. Like of course he wants to look good or cool or whatever, but he’s also learned to be pretty comfortable with himself (at least as far as looks go). He gets pretty insecure sometimes but for the most part he’s okay with his looks. He’ll totally do himself up if he’s trying to impress someone though.
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
Depends on how close you’ve become. If he only liked you, he’ll be okay. If he loved you, yeah, he’ll feel incomplete without you. But only if you break up or if you’re hurt or lost or something. If the two of you just haven’t seen each other for a while he’ll be fine. He’s not that sentimental.
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
Peter has a skirt kink. Skirts. They make him weak. He found this out about himself when he started dating Gwen Stacy. He will practically break his neck to see you in a skirt.
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
Someone who has extremely poor hygiene. Peter’s not the best at hygiene. He’s definitely skipped brushing his teeth from time to time, but someone who’s a complete slob? It’ll just make him feel bad for you. It’s a turn off for him. You won’t get his affection but you will get his pity.
Someone obnoxious or aggressive. Peter, although anxious, is overall a pretty chill guy. If someone was just on 100 every time he saw them, ngl they’d probably weird him out. Like of course he wants someone with their own personality, but he wants someone with a level of coolness and obnoxious and aggressive people just aren’t cool.
Z = Zzz (What are some sleep habits of theirs?)
Peter wants to hold something when he sleeps. When he was little, he used to sleep with a stuffed animal, and once he got older he broke out of it. But when he slept with you for the first time (sexually/nonsexually, doesn’t matter) all that came rushing back. He’ll hold you tightly in his sleep and won’t let go unless you make him.
Hope you liked it!!😁😁😁
Hi, I want to talk for a minute about the tagging—or rather mistagging—in the fandom, especially in the Ironhusbands/Tony&Rhodey fandom.
There is no nicer way to put it but: some of you seriously need to learn the difference between platonic love and romantic love.
I’m at a point now, where every time I see some Rhodey&Tony content I have no clue if this is about a ship or them just being friends because everyone I follow tags it as a ship. And then, when I go to OP’s post to confirm it myself, I sometimes find out that it was never intended as such. So, I reblog it and tag them as characters separately, yet people who reblog it from me add the ship tag. Why the fuck would you do that? Why the fuck do you think I didn’t tag it as a ship myself?
A friend of mine once accidentally tagged a Tony&Nat post as ship because she clicked on the wrong tag and got five seconds later an anon in her inbox telling her she did wrong. No one does that with RhodeyTony. And I don’t know if y’all are afraid you’d be called a racist or the sorts if you point it out, but I, as a content creator myself, would hate it if you misinterpreted my post this much, you’d look at something as a ship that clearly wasn’t intended as such—or the other way around.
It literally happened once when I posted a snippet of a fic and tagged it as Pepperony—because that’s what the actual ship of the fic is, even though Pepper didn’t have an appearance in the snippet—and someone who reblogged it from me, the source, tagged it as RhodeyTony. Not only is this incredibly rude towards me, but also must your reading comprehension be lacking, because if you read the words ‘best friend’ and think I’m talking about romantic love here, then maybe you and your best friend need to have a talk.
You also tell me indirectly that way that I don’t know how to write the difference between friendship and romantic relationship, which is bullshit, because I know perfectly well how to write both, fuck you very much. Maybe you need to read a little bit more platonic fics and look at the way you interact with your friends, if you can’t tell the difference anymore.
The same goes the other way too, btw. I know for a fact that a friend got their ship fic tagged as platonic although it even states at the beginning that it’s a ship. If you don’t like the ship, then don’t read it. But don’t you dare to dismiss OP’s intentions like this and make of it what you want.
Look, I am honestly very happy that the Ironhusbands fandom is rising. Everyone who follows me knows I like the ship. I like to read it and I like to write it myself.
Doesn’t mean I don’t want to enjoy some platonic Rhodey&Tony too.
Why do people now start to put a ship tag on everything? I have yet to see a gifset with Tony&Clint interaction to be tagged as IronHawk, for example, but if there is a gif with Tony and Rhodey everyone just tags it as a ship—which doesn’t even make sense, unless it’s clearly edited as such. Same goes for so much art wherein the artist simply wanted to draw Tony and Rhodey during their MIT times as best friends and yet everyone just looks at it in a shippy way.
Not only do you make platonic love that way seem lesser, which in itself is problematic, because platonic love, having friends, is just as, if not more, important as romantic love—but also are you dismissing the wishes of the content creators and their intentions.
Please stop mistagging ships. If
you’re not sure if it’s meant as a ship or not—you’re literally just one click
away from finding it out. The source’s tags will tell you what it’s meant to be.
You’re doing nothing but disrespecting OP by ignoring their intentions.
And yes, that’s a problem in fandom in general. I’m still mostly talking about the Ironhusbands fandom here, because that’s where it’s most prominent at the moment. But what I just stated here goes for any ship.
Just, please, learn to tag correctly. And the difference between romantic love and platonic love too while you’re at it. Because the latter is important too.
The Spidey Squad Playing Among Us
Welp, this game is all the rave all of a sudden and irdk how since the game’s pretty much been here forever lol but it’s still fun so I had to jump on the bandwagon and here we are! Make sure you check go out @chaoticpete’s new fic. Anyways here it is! If this gets enough likes I might do an avengers headcanon too.
Thanks to @angelsparkers for helping me realize I wasn’t writing complete garbage and helping me to get through it even though she didn’t even know she was doing that. So yeah thanks for that.
Crewmate: Peter is that crewmate that will 100% call you out on your bs, because he knows the game a little too well for you to be able to pull anything over him(because of all that free time waiting on patrol). You think all that stuff with the avengers didn’t teach him strategy? Ha! This guy is PEAK detective. Gets his tasks done fast and when he’s done is probably spending his time monitoring people on security or vitals. It only took him like 2 weeks to memorize all the maps and where everything is, so if you say you were in navigation, you better believe he’s gonna ask you what task you were doing there. And if you don’t answer to his liking, Peter will sound the “sus” alarm on you in two point five seconds and have everyone voting you out. He’s probably the only person that could figure out MJ when she’s the impostor. So if you’re the impostor, watch your words and make sure your alibis are strong cuz little Petey ain’t playin’ no games. Definitely gets attacked from time to time by those people that are always like “sMaRt PpL rUiN tHe GaMe”
Impostor: He’s pretty much the most average impostor. Sometimes he doesn’t know what to say when people call him sus and he’ll get voted out because he’s being “too quiet” or because Ned keeps defending him. He’ll mess up every now and then but for the most part, he’s pretty decent. His style is usually to stay in the vents most of the game and kill when only one person’s around. He probably bribes Ned to not rat him out by promising him that he won’t kill him.
Name: It used to be just Peter, but soon he wanted an actual cool name so he chose Sherlock because of all the times when he was “too smart” and won the game too quickly and people would go “pack it up Sherlock” and vote him out.
Favorite color to be: It used to be red, but he quickly found that the more he was red the more people found him “sus” so now he’s usually either blue or cyan
Crewmate: Pretty average crewmate. 80% of the time is covering for Peter, even if Peter is the impostor. Won’t do much calling people out unless he’s absolutely sure that he saw a kill or vent. Pretty chill and easily persuadable. You’d definitely want him on your team. If he ever gets wrongfully ejected he’s the one that pitifully tries to plead his case saying stuff like “what???” and “guys it’s not me!!!!” which doesn’t really convince anyone and just makes him look more guilty. He’ll still do his tasks after though.
Impostor: He’s the impostor that doesn’t want to be the impostor. If you’re texting then maybe he can hold his own, but if you’re doing voice chats, there’s no way this guy is getting past ANYONE. He has so many tells that it’s ridiculous. Is actually scared to vent too much because he’s always paranoid that someone’s gonna be right there when he jumps out. 8/10 the crewmates win when he’s the imposter because he’ll just kill like only two people the entire time or gets caught really early on.
Name: Probably some sci-fi reference like r2d2 or Potter
Favorite color to be: Yellow or white because he says those are the most “innocent” colors and he’ll be less likely to get voted if he’s those (not true but we’ll let him believe it)
Crewmate: Suspicion times 100. Her motto: trust no one. Will get you kicked out in a heartbeat with a quick “trust me. if it’s not them vote me next.” An absolute unit but will never be caught getting emotional over a game. If she’s ever wrongfully ejected her last words will be “whatever. go ahead. vote me and lose.” She’ll just come back in the next game with a vengeance and false accusations ready, not caring if the entire team loses because of it. She’s especially dangerous to have because people usually trust her word. She always finds a way to seem the least suspicious. Though sometimes she’ll get suspected because of her quiet nature. There’s always that one guy that’s ready to go “uR qUiEt ThAt’S sUs!!”
Impostor: If MJ is the impostor, you can just throw your whole phone away. You’re not winning that game. Like, ever. She will do whatever it takes to win, even sell out her own her partner. On the off chance that you catch her being suspicious, she’ll sabotage a bunch of things so that you can’t call meetings and then she’ll kill you when no one’s around. She is ruthless and will hurt your feelings with the way that she will own everyone in the game. Hardly anyone ever expects her. Thrives on venting. You won’t see her you’ll just be doing a task and suddenly you’ll be dead.
Name: Used to be just MJ but she got annoyed with all the people in the messages who always assumed she meant Michael Jackson or Michael Jordan so she changed it to Michelle
Favorite color to be: She literally doesn’t care either way. Won’t change the gameplay so why bother? Whatever color she ends up with she’ll be fine.
Crewmate & Impostor: The most average player of them all. She wins some, she loses some. Nice partner to have though, because she’ll never give you away. Probably the first to die most times. If she ever gets wrongfully ejected she’s the one that uses her last words to say who she thinks it and doesn’t even try to plead her case once it starts to look bad for her. She just finished the rest of her tasks.
Name: Probably either her name or some nickname or inside joke. Idk she just seems like the type of person to have a reference to something that absolutely nobody knows
Favorite color to be: Pink. Just because she likes pink.
Crewmate: Claims things are sus even if they aren’t. Will totally be biased based on names. Anybody who knows him will never count him as a credible source. Gets voted out quickly alot because of how annoying he is in the game.
Impostor: He’s the easiest to figure out. He’s the impostor that obnoxiously accuses literally everyone else. And in all capital letters too. “ITS RED I STG. IF IT’S NOT HIM VOTE ME NEXT!” Calls everyone sus and always claims he’s seen people running from the body. He usually self-reports and goes for the easy marks in electrical. He’s not that good (even though he thinks he is) and it takes anyone with a brain to figure him out. Peter and MJ are bane of his existence in that game. If he gets wrongfully ejected he’ll rage and probably leave the game like the little crybaby he is.
Name: Spideys#1 because he’s really just THAT obsessed. Or when he’s really feeling “teenage boy” he’ll be cOchieman
Favorite color to be: Red because sPiDeRmAn’S hIs BeSt FrIeNd (ahahaha if only he knew)
She didn’t know this game at all until Peter introduced her to it one day because he was bored. She LOVED it. He had to pry it out of her hands after she kept repeating “Hold on, one more!” So she downloaded on her phone and now she plays it whenever she’s bored.
Crewmate: Average. Same as Betty.
Impostor: The way May can actually dominate being the impostor is sort of scary. And she’d always be the last person you’d expect because she just has that trusting vibe about her. Sometimes she’ll mess up and give herself away, but for the most part, she’s pretty good. Doesn’t vent much. Just like Ned, she doesn’t trust it.
Favorite color to be: She doesn’t care much but she prefers to be purple, cyan, or orange
《Peter calls an emergency meeting 10 seconds into the game》
- Michelle: what
- Betty: what
- Michelle: skip
- r2d2: bro already?
- Sherlock: okay everyone just listen
- k0chieman: bruh
- Michelle: okay listen to what
- Sherlock: flash what task are you doing
- Betty: alright were listening
- k0chieman: the divert thingy in navi
- r2d2: pete what is this
- Sherlock: yeah dude that diverty thingy is the second of two steps
- Sherlock: u never did the first
- Sherlock: which means ur an impostor faking
- Michelle: flash?
- k0chieman: no
- k0chieman: i did do it
- r2d2: the times low we gotta decide guys
- Sherlock: if you did it wouldve taken you 12-15 seconds to get there and were not that far in the game
- Sherlock: u cant already be doing it
- Sherlock: everybody vote flash
- r2d2: petes on x games mode
- Michelle: damn dude
- k0chieman: wtf parker
- Sherlock: bye dude
- Sherlock: worlds greatest detective strikes again
- Michelle: okay calm down pete
《couple seconds later》
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ﾟ Flash was An Impostor. 。 .
' 1 Impostor remains 。
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Best Imposter Combos
Peter & Ned: Goes without saying. Nine times out of ten they’re in the same room while playing this so they can just talk strategy to each other and take everyone out really quickly. Really annoying for everybody else, but they’ll win so they’re happy.
MJ & Peter: These two together are a force to be reckoned with. The second they see that they’re both impostors they call each other up and get to business like they’re on a mission. This stuff is serious. (More for Peter than MJ. She has to keep telling him that it’s just a game.) He stays on security stuff, telling her when it’s safe, and she racks up the kills. When things get heavy, they sabotage and then go on a spree. These two hardly ever lose. (When the whole squad is together whoever’s in charge [if it’s not Pete or MJ] usually puts the kill cooldown at max just in case these two get that they can’t be at full power)
MJ & Betty: Betty isn’t afraid to sacrifice herself so that they’ll win and MJ is ruthless and quick with her kills. Both have the smarts to be able to be extremely persuasive and you’d hate for them to pick you to frame. Because being put against those two in the chatroom will lead you nowhere but abyss of space.
May & Peter: Parkers united. ‘Nough said.
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Fanfic Tropes In A Bunch of Spiderman Fics That I Hate:
(In this instance, I’m putting myself in [y/n]’s shoes)
Disclaimer: I’m not criticizing anybody’s writing. Alot of these are just my personal pet peeves and this is just my opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.
1) Walking In
(I don’t really hate this one it’s just super funny to me how unrealistic it always is) That one trope in smut fics when the reader walks in on Peter masturbating and it’s all embarrassing and they leave but then they come back and they offer to help him get off.
No dates, no relationship. No, this is just your crush that you walked in on and all of a sudden now you’re screwing?… No. That’s never how those situations work and if it ever does that’s mad weird. And if you think PETER PARKER, the king of anxiety is gonna do that??? Ahahahahaha
2) Superhero Secret Identity Issues
It always makes me laugh in fics when Peter’s Spiderman secret gets out and the reader ends up getting mad and feeling betrayed and it leads to all that unnecessary drama and he keeps explaining why and all the dangers to telling her and how he wants to keep her safe, but she’s still like “tHe DiShOnEsTy”
If my best friend/boyfriend/love interest has been ghosting me and leaving unanswered questions and I found out it’s because this whole time they’re literally a superhero and they’ve been saving lives and almost dying every night, the last thing I would do is get mad at them. I’d be like “oh so now that all makes sense. Now everything’s fallen into place.” Legit the most Peter Parker would get from me is a “That’s awesome! Stay safe tho.” I would understand why he would have to lie about that. Maybe I’m just a different breed but it ain’t that hard to be understanding.
No one likes being lied to, but when it’s literally a life or death issue, you can’t at least be a little understanding? I swear the y/n’s in these Spiderman fics are so selfish sometimes as if they can’t grasp the fact that their boyfriend is a literal superhero. This man has to save the world then come back home and deal with your eMoTiOnS.
3) Love Triangles
Simple. I’m just too loyal for this. If I’m talking to a guy, I’m talking to that one guy. Even if two guys like me, I’m not gonna go around entertaining more than one.
On paper, yeah pining is great.
But in real life??? PINING SUCKS no matter which side of it you’re on.
On one side, you’re trying to go after someone who has or hasn’t made it clear that they don’t feel the same way. And that crap hurts. Because you can’t stop the feelings, but at the same time, you know it probably won’t work. It’s a losing battle (even though in most fics they actually do end up getting together because ✨happy endings✨)
And on the other side there’s being pined after. Lemme tell you from experience, it’s not fun. If I don’t like you, and I make that clear. I dare you to try me again. Your face will meet a fist. Don’t stare at me from across the room. Don’t flirt with me. And I wish you would touch me. Pls give me an excuse to break your legs. It’s just pretty uncomfortable and in the end I just feel bad for you.
😂😂😂These characters will be beating around the bush, prancing over the bush, frickin galloping on it. Like SAY WHAT YOU NEED TO SAYYYYYYY. SPIT👏IT👏OUT👏. THESE FICS COULD END IN ONE CHAPTER IF YOU JUST COMMUNICATE WHAT YOU’RE FEELINGGGG.
This happens in like every fandom with fanfiction but I see it alot in Peter fics.
It’s like writers can’t find a common medium with the y/n’s their fics. They’re either SUPER submissive and overly selfless or SUPER aggressive and overly selfish. Like… that’s not the only way to write a character you know that right? There’s something called variety.
And then alot of writers, trying to stray away from the submissive, make their main character SO annoying and try to hide behind “characters need flaws!” “They have to have a hubris!”
Yeah… that’s valid but there’s a difference between a flaw and your character’s whole personality just being an aggressively stubborn dweeb. The way some of you guys use that excuse is like trying to apply that logic to Eric Cartman instead of Han Solo.
Literally Peter will be in the hospital dying and the y/n would be like
These y/n’s in some of the Peter fics are such selfish and just terrible people that make every issue about themselves ngl that it gets me really questioning how Peter likes them because if I were him, I wouldn’t waste my time.
I like canon MCU Shuri, but the Fanon Shuri I see fans invented on tumblr is a priveleged blind. wealth-shaming asshole who needs to have Gun, Germs, and Steel …
you know what, no, not thrown at her, thrown at the folks making jokes.
im not in the marvel fandom, but ever so often i remember someone saying something about bucky barnes being handicapped and someone saying “how” and op saying “he has one arm!”
(This is mostly for the Sebastian Stan/Bucky fandom, and the people who have been very disappointed the last few months with Seb. Including myself.)
For one day, let’s please put aside our difference of opinion and drama, and stop talking about things that won’t make a difference two years from now, and please focus on the reality of what this has reminded us. That in comparisson to illness and death, everything else is miniscule. I’ve stated my opinions before of how I’m currently feeling with Seb and the fandom and all the drama behind it, but all of that is so fucking small and almost so unimportant compared to the fact that an actor we all had come to love and cherish will be buried this week. Buried. Gone.
That is the reality we all need to focus on. Put everything aside and just focus on the reality of what really matters.
Not relationships, not controversial rumors or opinions or celebrity gossip, but instead, the loss of a human life! Something actually worth crying over.
Moments like these really put it in perspective what actually goddamn matters.
For the love of God, please let’s all focus on life and how easily it can be taken away from us. Let’s remember Chadwick and respect his life.
My heart is still completely shattered over Chadwick’s death, my T’Challa. Our Black Panther. My condolences go out to his family.
May he Rest In Peace. Wakanda Forever.
I’m shocked… RIP Chadwick 😭
Rest in power King
BUT ALSO ME AND TOM HOLLAND’S SON