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traveller-of-the-knight · 1 month

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Local man buys disabled fish, what happens next will shock you!

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awetistic-things · 2 years

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awetistic things {309}

the newest avenger awfully relatable

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nervouseden · 18 days

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Please tell me I'm not the only one who noticed this?

#mcu thor #mcu #thor #thor love and thunder #love and thunder #thor odinson #marvel mcu #marvel thor #funny #mcu funny

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shelly-stark-official · 1 year

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Y/N: 12 o’clock, Sharon

Pepper: Crap, okay pretend we’re arguing she won’t come here if she sees that

Y/N: YOU STOLE MY INHERITANCE YOU GOLD DIGGER

Pepper:

Pepper: Had that one locked and loaded huh

#yn stark #yn #peppermom #pepper potts #marvel #mcu #incorrect quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel quotes #incorrect marvel cinematic universe #avengers incorrect quotes #anti sharon carter #sharon carter #mcu funny

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there-must-be-a-lock · 2 years

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Marvel shows as told by Ao3 tags, part 1:

(Some tags from @dear-ao3, some from @grosslyoversimplifiedpolitics, some found in the wild.)

More here!

#ao3 #ao3 tags #marvel #mcu #my graphics #mcu x Ao3 #mcu phase 4 #mcu funny #funny ao3 tags #hawkeye #loki show #wandavision #jessica jones #iron fist #daredevil #tfatws

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imgonnaragnorockurshit · 2 years

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AYO ITS KISSY KISSY TIME FOLKS STRAP IN

“Matty?” he was so close they were breathing the same air.

“Hmm?” he moved forward and rubbed his nose against hers. He felt like he was going to combust. This felt like a tipping point, the last split second before he changed things between them forever. Just one more subtle movement, one last step.

“What are you-“ she stopped and swallowed nervously. “What are you doing?”

“I just wanna try something.” He murmured quietly, “Is this okay?”

She gave a small nod, lightly knocking her nose against his. “Mmm.” She hummed softly, “I trust you Matt.” Her voice was barely audible, but to Matt it felt like the most beautiful symphony he’d ever heard. His lips parted softly with a breath as he felt her eyes flutter shut.

Time seemed to move in slow motion as he moved closer, closer, closer until his lips brushed hers. It was a quick and gentle thing, he pulled away after the first brush and pressed his forehead and the bridge of his nose against her own, flexing the hand on her waist, giving her an out if she decided that she didn’t like kissing him.

He was half ready for her to pull away completely when she nuzzled her head against his and pressed a kiss to his chin, where she could reach without standing on her toes. The exchange continued this way, small innocent kisses placed on each other’s faces. But when Matt pressed a kiss to the corner of her mouth, he could hear Helena’s heartbeat roaring in her chest, if he didn’t know any better he would’ve thought that it would burst out of her body.

The air shifted suddenly when she turned her head to catch his lips with her own, and at the unexpected show of affection, Matt nearly fell over. She brought her hand to his face, holding his jaw, the other slipping beneath his suit jacket, resting against his back. The feeling of her hands on him and her lips on his sent him into overdrive. His arm looped around her waist to pull her closer, nearly knocking her off her feet, as his other hand rested possessively over her throat.

They parted their lips at the same time, slipping into a hazy, slightly sloppy, kiss that left them both lightheaded and warm.

“I’ve been wanting to do that for a long time.”

a/n: 🤮🤮🤮🤮 (affectionate)

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Comment or dm me if you want to be added!!!

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galaxythreads · 2 years

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My fics told through memes prt 1

This is going to be an ongoing series where I summarize the chapters in my fics by memes, just because it’s fun.

STYGIAN: After the battle of New York, S.H.I.E.L.D. claimed Loki for punishment and consequently, also Hydra. As the organization attempts to lay hold on the younger Asgardian, something goes horribly wrong forcing the Avengers to assemble and deal with the fall out. Because, as it turns out, "Hulk smashing" did a little more than leave Loki breathless. (No slash, no smut) Blind!Loki

Please send asks for future fics you want to see. XD

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Chapter 8:

“Loki's fingers stop their picking and he shifts his head in the blond's direction again, jaw clenching, ‘Tarry not; I promise I will do my best to not set anything on fire and quench my subjection needs to a minimum during your absence.’ Loki's tone is dry.”

I’m dying. XD

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Dude (gender neutral), this was a blast. Send me asks for other fics you want to see because I literally just had the best time. XD

#stygian #loki fics #mcu funny #my fics #ask game #fanfiction #fanfics #loki #loki and the avengers

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whenin-westview · 1 year

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MCU x My Immortal quotes part 2

(part 1 here)

#my immortal #mcu #wandavision #marvel #Loki #mcu meme #mcu funny #Bucky #wanda #wanda Maximoff #vision #captain marvel

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tommyidk · 2 years

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pov: they' re all alive

Pietro, to Wanda: you married Vision??

Wanda: what about it?

Pietro: "him"?? "he" Is a machine! you night as well wed a microwave

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dailydoseofbooks · 1 year

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avengers meeting before fighting thanos

tony: not naming names but if some people *looks pointedly at the guardians of the galaxy* actually did their jobs, thanos wouldn't have even gotten to earth

gamora: well, if some people *looks at Thor* didn't let their little brother steal an infinity stone and wreak havok thanos wouldn't have even cared about earth

everyone: *yelling*

everyone: *more yelling*

steve: guys! your all forgetting something! tony also put an inifinity stone into his stupid-ass robot

natasha: guys... he said a bad language word

peter: what?

tony: it's an inside joke kid, you'll understand someday

thor: *just walks in* someone said there was drinks?

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traveller-of-the-knight · 1 month

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The deference between Steven and Marc is basically this:

Steven in interested in Egyptian Gods

While Egyptian Gods are interested in Marc

Jake and Egyptian Gods just vibe

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captainwaffles · 2 years

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#captainwaffles #marvel #mcu #text source: no read ink #doctor strange #sam wilson #marvel funny #mcu funny

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mostly-funnytwittertweets · 1 year

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#marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #movies #movie #films #film #memes #meme #lol #funny #tweets #tweet #twitter

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bebx · 1 month

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DoomReed crack because I love them. @vonxdoom

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annefraid · 7 months

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tom hiddleston being cast as the villain in a thor movie and then delivering half of his lines with tears in his eyes is still the most iconic acting choice in the mcu

#loki #tom hiddleston #marvel #mcu #thor #it's also incredibly funny #randomly thinking about the first thor movie

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iamthehamburglar · 5 months

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#random crap #funny #meme #funny memes #mcu moon knight #moon knight show #moon knight series #moon knight mcu #moon knight comics #moon knight #comics #steven grant #marc spector #jake lockley

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