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#mcu incorrect quotes

Y/N: YOU BETTER SHUT UP WHEN YOU TALK TO ME!

Bucky: OH YEAH?

Bucky: AND YOU BETTER CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME, BITCH!

Y/N: THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE, YOU STUPID SMART-ASS!

Bucky: THAT WAS ALSO A CONTRADICTORY STATEMENT!

Bucky: SO FUCK YOU! BITCH!

Steve: What is wrong with them?

Sam: At this point it’s better not to ask anymore.

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Steve: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Tony: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD’d in his own pool. Big difference.

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Bucky shaking Y/N: Hey, wake up! I just murdered your entire family!

Y/N: But I live alone-

Bucky: UH ?!?!?

Bucky: Then who are these people in your house?

Y/N: There’s people in my house???

Bucky: Well, not anymore!

Bucky: Dumb bitch, you could’ve died!

Bucky leaving Y/N’s bedroom: You’re welcome.

Y/N:

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Bucky: A good romance starts with a good friendship.

Y/N: And a bad romance starts with ra ra ah ah ah, ro ma ro ma ma, ga ga ooh la la, want yo bad romance.

Bucky:

Bucky: Remind me why I married you.

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Avengers as things I’ve overheard at work part 3

Tony: Steve you’re a lesbian right?

Steve: do I have depression? I don’t think so? Why are you asking me that?


Clint: what do you mean innuendos I never make innuendos!

Clint five seconds later: Can you move up a bit I’m trying to come beneath you.


Natasha: sometimes when a customer leaves the door open I go, slam it shut, and then stand in front of them and glare for a few seconds. They often will rip really well out of sheer terror.


Bruce: You’re really testing my limits. If you don’t fucking do your job I will break you

The coffee machine:


Tony: I’m so attractive, that’s why we’re busy today, the customers want to see my face


Thor: such a large ego for such a small man

Rhodey: the word you’re looking for is miniature

Tiny: Tony: you’re supposed to be mature!


Tony: I’d make a great chiropractor. I break people’s backs every night

Bruce: chiropractors fix backs

Tony: if no backs are broke their are no backs to fix. Break the back for a pay check. Have you never heard that phrase?

Bruce: no because you just made it up

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Blackhill babysitting the Barton kids:


Maria, to Cooper: you can’t solve problems with a knife!

Natasha:

Maria: Nat don’t you dare!

Natasha, retrieving five knives from her back holster: that’s why I have multiple of them!

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Natasha: name a more iconic duo than my trust issues and my overwhelming anxiety. l’ll wait.

Maria: you and me!

Natasha: *slightly tearing up* l- fine

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Maria: why would you give an assassin a knife?!

Clint: Natasha felt unsafe

Maria: well now I feel unsafe

Clint: sorry

Clint:

Clint: would you like a knife?

Maria: *face palms*

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Maria: what are you doing here?

Clint: I should ask you the same question.

Maria:

Maria: this is my office.

Clint: …I should ask you a different question.

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Clint: when I’m murdered I’m gonna make sure my case is unsolved.

Natasha: why?

Clint: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved

Maria: can we go back to the bit where he said “WHEN I’m murdered”?

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Maria: I had a terrible dream last night. Clint was in it.

Natasha: and?

Maria: did you hear an “and”?

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Bucky: WHO ATE MY PLUMS?

Steve: Don’t look at me.

Bucky: SAM, WAS IT YOU?

Sam: *Looks at Y/N*

Y/N:

Sam: It was Y/N.

Y/N: SAM YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN´T TELL!

Bucky: Oh, it was you, baby? Were they good? Want some more?

Sam: This motherf-

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