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Because of Winter Solider, we know Nat knows how to drive. However, the Red Room sure as hell didn’t teach her …

Clint: Okay, you see Hill and Coulson in the road, what do you hit?

Natasha: Coulson, definitely. Can’t hurt Maria.

Clint:

Clint: The breaks, Nat. You hit the breaks.

- Bonus -

Coulson: Romanoff would really hit me???

Maria: Ha.

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Daniel: Peggy, do you like Angie?

Peggy: What? No! What on earth gave you that idea?

Daniel: Well, for starters you have P+A carved into your desk and scribbled on that report.

Peggy: It stands for pain and anxiety.

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Ned: Why do you have a fake ID? You’re old enough to vote, and you don’t drink. There is literally no point.
MJ: I don’t have to explain myself to you.
Peter: *not looking up from his phone* She wanted another ID so she could borrow twice as many books from the library at once.

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loki: would you like some trauma?

thor: no thank you

loki, stabbing him: REPLIED TOO SLOW

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2020!Angie Martinelli 0.2 seconds after meeting Peggy Carter: So do you listen to girl in red

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Peter: And then I yote him into the wall and called the cops.
Tony: …did you just use yeet in the past tense?

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hiddleston: You’re my greatest disappointment, tom. I don’t remember raising you like this.

holland: i don’t remember you raising me at all.

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Stephen: Stark, pay this for me please

Tony: sure thing, wizard

Rhodey: he can’t just pay for you!

Tony: why not? I’m his husband! I’ll get him anything he likes!

Natasha: we’re playing monopoly!

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Tony: Okay listen, I know about your diabolical plan.
Loki: What? Diabolical plan? I wouldn’t even know how to begin–
Tony: *holds up a fifty-page booklet titled “My Diabolical Plan by Loki*
Loki: …
Loki: Never seen that before in my life.

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Tony: Do you always run head on into certain death?
Peter: Not always.
Ned: It’s true. I once saw him hop into certain death, but that was mostly because his ankle was sprained at the time.
Tony: *facepalms*

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Steve: Alright team, what do we do?
Nat: I could start a fire?
Steve: No!
Nat: …
Steve: But keep that in your back pocket.

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Peter: You know, my sarcasm’s probably gonna get me killed someday. Someone’ll be holding a knife in my general vicinity and I’m gonna say something stupid like “What are you gonna do? Stab me?”
Tony: …
Tony: The scariest part is that I completely believe that.

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Clint: What are you talking about! I’m the backbone of this group.
Nat: I love you, but no.
Bruce: You’re more like the appendix of this group.
Tony: No one knows what you’re here for.
Steve: Prone to explode at any moment.
Thor: And a bit of a pain to remove.
Clint: …
Clint: Well fuck you all too.

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Tony: Holy shit Peter you’re bleeding!
Peter: Welp, that explains it.
Tony: EXPLAINS WHAT?!
Peter: The stabbing pain in my side.
Tony: *high key panicking*