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galahadwilder · 7 months ago
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Thor, post-coronation: heimdall you have committed treason quite frequently
Heimdall: yes, my king
Thor: can I trust you to commit treason against me should it become necessary?
Heimdall: of course, my king
Thor: you’re already planning treason, aren’t you
Heimdall: it’s how our government stays functioning
Thor: good, good. Well, don’t let me stop you, just make sure to surprise me when it happens
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scarletxwinter · 11 months ago
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Teacher: Okay Peter, What historical or passed down item did you bring for us today?
Peter: What I brought has been through WWII. They are very ancient, old. They change our history and I’m glad to bring them to represent today’s presentation. Be careful though, it is fragile and most likely to break.
Steve & Bucky sitting in a chair in the front of the class, staring at him confusingly:...
Peter: They are also very delicate that you can’t put them near ice or anything cold.
Bucky: you know what Parker—
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artedimichelangelo · 6 months ago
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Bucky: WHO ATE MY PLUMS?
Steve: Don’t look at me.
Bucky: SAM, WAS IT YOU?
Sam: *Looks at Y/N*
Y/N:
Sam: It was Y/N.
Y/N: SAM YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN´T TELL!
Bucky: Oh, it was you, baby? Were they good? Want some more?
Sam: This motherf-
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fandomsuntied03 · 3 months ago
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Bucky *screeching*: YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME!
Y/N: wh-
Bucky: YOU’RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE!
Y/N:why are you screaming??
Bucky: BECAUSE I HAVE TROUBLE EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO YELL SENTIMENTAL THINGS IN AN AGRESSIVE TONE!
Y/N: I-
Bucky: I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
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scarletxwinter · 4 months ago
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Dr Strange, meditating: Finally, let me just relax and—
Wong: hey look, that Spider-Kid is a criminal, Maximoff girl held an entire town hostage and tried to change reality, there’s also an alternate branch in time back in 2012 where Loki escaped with the Tesseract.
Dr. Strange:...
Wong: Look at the bright side, I found some money to buy us TWO Tuna Melt :)
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starkownsmyuwus · 3 months ago
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Bucky: I'm asking for your permission to date your brother
Sarah: what is this? the dark ages? you know what, since you asked, no, you can't. beat me in a duel
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the-emo-asgardian · 7 months ago
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Hugs
Y/N: Have you seen Loki?
Thor: No. Do you need something?
Y/N: Just a hug.
Thor: Well I can help with that.
Loki: *appearing out of literally nowhere and hugging you* Noooo.
Y/N: Christ, Loki. You scared me. Where did you even come from?
Loki: I felt a disturbance in the force. Thor was about to hug my little mortal.
Y/N: Has Peter been teaching you pop culture references again?
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slytherclaw2005 · 3 months ago
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Walker: Bucky isn’t answering his phone.
Sam: I’ll call.
Walker: Lemar and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Bucky, answering on the first ring: Hello?
Sam: Hey did you get their calls?
Bucky: Whose?
Sam:
Sam: You blocked Walker didn’t you?
Bucky: First thing I did when he got my number.
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armsofstranger · a year ago
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Tony: *goes into peters room*
Peter: *closes laptop*
Tony: guess it’s just you and me tonight
Peter: okay, I’ll be down soon
Tony: *leaves and barges back in* whAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME
Peter: pORN
Tony: DONT LIE TO ME
Peter: fine I’m trying to send a message to this girl
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