Tony: Now, I understand if you never want to sleep with me again, but that would be wrong. We’re too good! We owe it, to sex!
Pepper: Well, if we owe it!
Tony: [picks her up]
Pepper: When is Peter going to be home?
Tony: Well, I was kinda hoping we could do this without him
My friend at McDonald’s: can I have a cheeseburger
My marvel obsessed ass:
Tony: We all have our demons
Tony: [puts his hand on Peter’s shoulder]
Tony: This one’s mine
MJ: Peter, you’re so cute
Peter: By cute do you mean you wanna frick frack or do you mean I look twelve?
Clint: Okay, wait, I have an idea. You gotta call out ‘babe’ and see who looks up first
Clint: I’ll go first
Tony: Lmao, nobody even flinched
Clint: You try then
Tony: I will… BABE!
Natasha: You called?
Clint: What the fu-
Peter: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad?
May: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated
wanda… what are you really kissing? :P happy valentines
Rhodey: Tony, what are you doing?
Tony: I’m helping Peter look for his chocolate that I ate last night