Bucky: can you pass me that human opener?
Zemo gives Bucky the human opener: Sure thing.
Sam, freaked out: D-did you just call a knife a human opener?
Bucky, confused: Was I not supposed to?
Zemo, straight faced: It's what they do—
Sam, tearing up: No—
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Wally: I can't believe we're stuck in this room.together!
Dick, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.
(Shuri and Peter, extend the couch)
(Dick and Wally, bring out more chairs)
Avengers and Justice League: ...
(Wally zips away and comes back with DVDs)
(Peter uses his webs to make everyone sit down)
(Dick puts the first DVD in the TV)
(Shuri switches the TV on)
(A 3 hour compilation of memes and vines show up on TV)
Flash: ... there's a rip in space-time and...
Dick, Shuri, Wally and Peter: SHHHHHHH-
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