Tony's First Child
Steve: Is Pepper pregnant?
Tony: Oh goodness, no! I couldn't handle a kid.
LATER:
Also Tony: I've just adopted my first teenager. Peter say hi.
Peter: ...Hi?
Avengers: ...
Tony: *beaming at his son*
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Tony: Peter is taking some antibiotics and one of the possible side effects is 'hyperactivity'.
Tony: Please pray for me during this difficult time.
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Tony: Do you even have any life goals other than spiderman?
Peter: I have been banned from every fast food place in Queens except for the Mcdonalds one block away from the Tower. I don't know what their limit is but I will find it.
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Marc: *gets stabbed*
Steven: that-
Steven: [WH EE Z E]
Steven: THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A-
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