Guys I showed my sister this picture and she said “is that Prince Phillip?”

YALL I AM SCREAMING

IS THAT PRINCE PHILLIP???

Ma’am that is Cursed Paul Bettany...

beidou: i’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. neither do i. i have never died even ONCE. nothing has been proven yet. stop making assumptions. it’s rude.

Someone:*is captain america*

Bucky: great now i have to befriend you

Or even better actually:

Someone:*is Bucky's best friend*

Bucky: great, now i have to make you captain america

wait...is that Wanda fucking Maximo- nvm...it’s just a woman in a hat

Anyway, this made my day. 👌

Bucky: can you pass me that human opener?

Zemo gives Bucky the human opener: Sure thing.

Sam, freaked out: D-did you just call a knife a human opener?

Bucky, confused: Was I not supposed to?

Zemo, straight faced: It's what they do—

Sam, tearing up: No—

i have literally infinity scroll but I still have a need for more posts on my main lmao

Wally: I can't believe we're stuck in this room.together!

Dick, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.

(Shuri and Peter, extend the couch)

(Dick and Wally, bring out more chairs)

Avengers and Justice League: ...

(Wally zips away and comes back with DVDs)

(Peter uses his webs to make everyone sit down)

(Dick puts the first DVD in the TV)

(Shuri switches the TV on)

(A 3 hour compilation of memes and vines show up on TV)

Flash: ... there's a rip in space-time and...

Dick, Shuri, Wally and Peter: SHHHHHHH-

Sam:

Bucky: We are cute.

Sam: ????

Bucky: I put us in a boat.

Sam: Wha-

Sam: You mean you ship us?!?!

Bucky: Yeah, that’s what I said.

Sam, internally: This fucking dumbass.

Sam, internally: Why do I love him?

okay I’m sorry but these have the same energy and you can’t tell me otherwise

A week later, and I’m still stunned by WB’s disrespect...

The Falcon and The Winter Soldier boardroom meeting

Bucky: our friendship goes beyond, your average kind of bond

Steve: but not because we’re gay

Bucky:

Steve: no not because we’re gay

Bucky:

Bucky: I thought we were gay-

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