Nature’s reclamation 

Consider this, for the "Philza being married to Kristin who is death thing":

Fundy is born dead. He doesn't move or breathe, for about full ten minutes.

Until he finally does.

That night, Wilbur dreams of Kristin. And she's apologizing profusely, for scaring him so much.

But she was just so excited to finally meet her grandson.

wilbur explaining to ranboo how everything they're doing is gonna piss quackity off so badly and he's gonna get so under his skin

quackity explaining to tubbo how everything they're doing is gonna piss wilbur off so badly and he's gonna get so under his skin

c!tubbo gets the working as a fast food employer experience

C!TOMMY logging on to see c!bee duo’s relationship being in shambles, c!wilbur and ranboo working together, c!quackity and tubbo working together, all in all just some weird fucking rivalry with gay tension happening;

Tommy tweeted!

Happy Birthday Michael! :D

“L’manburg’s Last Ghost”

y’all ever think about how tubbo personally witnessed more of l’manburgs history than anyone else? you ever think about how he’s scarred the same way l’manburg was destroyed, by explosions? how about how he’s the only president yet to die? and how he’s also the only one of the original trio to not have died and been revived? 

*pointing at c!tubbo* this kid can hold so much symbolic trauma

TUBBO LORE??? TUBBO LORE?????? AS I LIVE AND BREATHE-

so...today's lore am i right?

soft dnf for the soul

Fireworks

I keep thinking about like, c!tubbo excitedly marking the day they won independence for the next year and looking forward to celebrating and then the next year comes and he turns a page on the calendar with hands that are littered by scars and sees something like “happy birthday L’Manburg! :D” written and how hollow that must feel

why is grian posting from the center of the wizard maze

how we feeling beeduo enthusiasts?

firmly on team "not over yesterday's wilbur stream"

(reblog pls&thx!!!)

Okay the ‘ranboo and tubbo are hiding their marriage from Wilbur out of fear of how he might react’ is tragic and upsetting but I think it would be incredibly hilarious if they just started becoming increasingly obvious about how they’re married and Wilbur is so distracted with whatever’s happening with himself that he just doesn’t notice and keeps coming up with increasingly bizarre ways to ignore the obvious

Tubbo walking ranboo to work holding hands:

Wilbur, distractedly looking up: Ah!! I see!! An intimidation tactic excellent ranboo. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer am I right??

Ranboo, who at this point has given up, giving his husband a hug and handing him half of his lunch: yup.

take your friends with you

i feel like its quite fitting that jack's motto was always to 'be worse' than schlatt, and now here he is. blackout drunk, with nobody by his side.

my favorite thing about ‘how did foolish join?’ ‘have you seen him?’ is that not only is quackity vouching for foolish’s hotness n acknowledging it he’s insinuating that dream added foolish to the dream smp Because he saw how hot he was. and you know what? he’s right