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vvcantwrite · 3 days ago
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exile arc but every day someone puts on a blonde wig and red n white t shirt and takes Tommy’s place as they all try to gaslight Dream
quackity: Hello it is me tommyinnit
dream: you aren’t tommyinnit and you don’t look or sound like him
quackity: *in a British accent* hello it is me tommyinnit
dream: tubbo I can see that it’s you
tubbo, wearing the ugliest blonde wig known to man: what? im tommyinnit. here I’ll prove it I just need some flint n steel and the location of your house
dream: are you ghostbur?
ghostbur: yes!
Phil: oh I forgot to tell you! Tommy’s street name is ghostbur. that’s why he said that :)
dream:
dream: oh hi “Tommy” why is your hair blue?
jack manifold, who didn’t own any other wigs: I’m going through a mid life crisis
dream: Ranboo I can see that you’re an enderman
ranboo, wearing a red and white suit: im tommyinnit. I remember everything. i can definitely swim mhm mhm
Dream: you aren’t even wearing the red and white. you’re just another blonde guy
purpled, a paid actor: wdym didn’t you know there’s only one blonde person ever. im tommyinnit
dream: technoblade what I meant to think of this
technoblade, wearing a sign that says ‘im tommyinnit’: well most people think I’m annoying at first
dream: you’re literally a pig
technoblade: that’s kinda rude to say about the British
Dream: how are you here. you’re dead.
glatt, who pierced the veil of life and death in order to make fun of tommy: no im tommyinnit. pogchamp or something
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b1ttersweet-dreams · 7 days ago
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history repeats itself
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trickszie · 22 hours ago
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C!TOMMY logging on to see c!bee duo’s relationship being in shambles, c!wilbur and ranboo working together, c!quackity and tubbo working together, all in all just some weird fucking rivalry with gay tension happening;
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vvcantwrite · 5 days ago
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my ideal dream smp modern au is one where Tommy is the protagonist and the narrative acts like he’s the most important one but everyone else is CLEARLY more interesting and are constantly getting up to other stuff, but Tommy’s super oblivious
like it’s just tommy walking around doing the most boring stuff (going to school, doing his homework) and talking about everyone like theyre incredibly normal while they have poorly disguised secrets. Wilbur is a mermaid. technoblade is a magical girl. tubbo works as a mad scientist for the CIA. dream is fighting supernatural creatures at night. gnf is a Hannah Montana esque popstar. ranboo isn’t sure what he’s doing, but he’s definitely doing something.
and then they come hang out with Tommy and he’s like ‘Wilbur the most interesting thing about you is the fact that you can sing’ and then wilbur, who’s been a literal fish all day is like ‘yup that sounds right’
none of them can figure out if actually he knows or not. there’s a betting pool going on whether not he’s pretending in order to give them some semblance of normalcy. he isn’t, he just hasn’t noticed that somethings up
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apollos-boyfriend · 11 days ago
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sparklez out here pulling a philza and killing his own son in broad daylight
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b1ttersweet-dreams · 16 days ago
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i made a better afterlife for ghostbur. he now lives in scotland
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vvcantwrite · 17 days ago
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imagine working at this place like. a teenage millionaire asks if he can rent out your establishment for a day. you ask why. he says he intends to vlog. he shows up with a handful of friends. one of them is wearing giant sunglasses and is inexplicably named ‘ranboo.’ one of them is incredibly skilled at jumping. georgenotfound. at one point they play mask by dream on the loud speakers. eventually they leave and upload the vlog to YouTube. it gets millions of views
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apollos-boyfriend · 11 days ago
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there’s gotta be some symbolism here but i’m not smart enough to figure that one out
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420technoblazeit · 28 days ago
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'go to hell' is boring
'i hope you miss a 4/4 sbi stream where every game they play crashes and it increasingly descends into chaos' is much worse. im trying so fuckign hard to make sense of my dash to no avail. is this how the people felt after the tower of babel? doomed to speak and speak yet never understand, split apart by the curse of a god who, perhaps hypocritically, deemed their hubris too great. those who were once companions turned against each other, separated by the very tongue that once bonded them. the night approaches and still yet i do not know the happenings of the day
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apollos-boyfriend · 28 days ago
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posts that would’ve been completely incomprehensible one hour ago
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thefinalsoftboy · 19 days ago
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we as a society dont take account of the fact that they are wearing Heavy Armor almost all the time so please take niki baking in full netherite bc it tickled me to think abt
also? think abt reblogginh if u enjoyed this
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trickszie · 6 days ago
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c!tommy likers come over here so i can give u a big ol smooch
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dreamxnotxfound · 22 days ago
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WHY IS TOMMY’S SHIRT SO FUNNY TO ME HAHAHAH
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vvcantwrite · 19 hours ago
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ok if tubbo is working at las nevadas and ranboo is working at wilbur’s burger van (wilburger?) then my theory for tommy is that he’s going to walk into each shop with the sole purpose of driving away customers
tommy, walking into wilburger: OH EM GEE HEY RANBOO. ITS JUST ME, TOMMYINNIT, HERE TO DROP OFF THE MAIL. JUST LETTING YOU KNOW YOU FAILED YOUR HEALTH INSPECTION AGAIN. ITS THE 4TH TIME HUH
ranboo, who is not even making minimum wage: that’s- oh ok. alright then.
tommy, walking into las nevadas: HEY TUBSO. JUST HERE TO GIVE THIS PLACE IT’S PRIZE FOR MOST RATS IN THE KITCHEN.  I REPEAT: RATS IN THE KITCHEN. LOADS OF THEM. SO MANY
tubbo, who is trying to have a geopolitically motivated part time job: you really suck, tommy. i hope you know that
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apollos-boyfriend · a day ago
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if ANYONE calls ranboo a bad husband for leaving tubbo to his grief i’m going to start my villain arc. he asked tubbo if he should stay, and tubbo told him that he wanted to be left alone. ranboo knows how tubbo processes his trauma. out of anyone, he’s one of the people that understands tubbo the most. if tubbo says to leave, ranboo knows he genuinely wants some alone time. are there issues in their relationship? sure, but this is not one of those times.
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