#mdzs shitpost

[average-hua-cheng-fan]

#the organ donor vers is one of my favorite things ever so. #this meme has a bibliography! #see: the organ donor version #and see: poorly drawn mdzs' tummy hurts comic #mdzs #lmao #i speak #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the grandmaster of diabolism #cql #the untamed #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #mdzs meme #mdzs shitpost

[twistedappletree]

#this is arguably the worst one i’ve posted and i’m very proud of myself #lmFAO #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs donghua #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #hanguang jun #yiling laozu #yiling patriarch #chengqing #mdzs meme #mdzs crack #mdzs shitpost #gif #source: facebook #made the gifs myself bc i couldn’t find this specific scene in the search so #gif by me #apple memes 🍎 #wangxian

[tigrelope]

Wei Wuxian’s reaction when he figures out what’s going on in Lan Wangji’s incense burner dream.

#mdzs #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wei ying #lan zahn #mdzs meme #mdzs shitpost

[starrywangxian]

how the mdzs characters would sign off emails

inspired by this post and this post

Wei Wuxian: Thanks - I'll see myself out, Wei Wuxian

Lan Wangji: Sincelery, Lan Wangji, Hanguang-Jun, Cloud Recesses, Gusu Lan Sect... (he would include full titles and addresses etc.)

Lan Xichen: Many thanks! Lan Xichen, Zewu-Jun. (it's passive aggressive to other sect leaders but to lwj he adds emojis - yes he emails his brother shh)

Lan Sizhui: Have a nice day, Lan Sizhui! :)

Lan Jingyi: Never stop the grind, Lan Jingyi - P.S. Plz don't fail me Hanguang-jun :(

Lan Qiren: Regrettably, Lan Qiren.

Qingheng-jun: That's all, Qingheng-jun.

Madam Lan: Talk soon! (i recognise this is ironic... but i feel like she'd write something really casual and nice :))

Lan Yi: Okay then. (i feel like she'd be very straight to the point lmao)

Ouyang Zizhen: Fare thee well, Ouyang Zizhen! :)

Jiang Cheng: Please stop reading the email.

Jiang Fengmian: Stay tuned, Jiang Fengmian.

Yu Ziyuan: May the lord forgive your sins, Yu Ziyuan.

Jiang Yanli: Thanks again, Jiang Yanli! :) ...Don't cross me.

Wei Changze: Sent via smoke signals. Best, Wei Changze. (i feel like he'd also write a joke but treat it like a fact lmao)

Cangse Sanren: Sent from the future ;) Cangse Sanren! (i feel like she'd write a jokey and fun sign off <3)

Jin Guangyao: You're the best boss ever (lol jk), Lianfang-zun.

Jin Ling: don't care + didn't ask + L + ratio. jin ling.

Jin Zixuan: Lukewarm regards, Jin Zixuan.

Jin Guangshan: Ciao! Jin Guangshan. (he tries to be friendly and cool because he thinks everyone likes him but he's just annoying and everyone hates him)

Madam Jin: Thank you. (P.S. Please send any important sect-related emails to me, my husband is useless and doesn't do anything).

Jin Zixun: The best, Jin Zixun.

Qin Su: See you in hell, Qin Su.

Mo Xuanyu: So long and thanks for all the fish! Mo Xuanyu.

Nie Huaisang: Stay hydrated, queens! Nie Huaisang <3

Nie Mingjue: Over and Out, Chifeng-zun.

Wen Ruohan: May the Night bless you, signed Overlord Wen Ruohan.

Wen Ning: Apologies for existing :') Wen Qionglin

Wen Qing: Please don't contact me for 3-5 business days - kindest regards, Wen Qing, Head Physician.

Wen Chao: Mic drop, Wen Chao.

Wen Xu: Thanks, enjoy the hours you have left. Wen Xu.

Wen Zhuliu: Regards, Wen Zhuliu.

Wang Lingjiao: Live, laugh, love! Wang Lingjiao xoxox

Luo Qingyang: At a loss for words, Mianmian.

Xiao Xingchen: Live long and prosper, Xiao Xingchen!

Song Lan: May God be with you in these trying times, Song Zichen.

A-Qing: God's favourite child, A-Qing.

Xue Yang: YOur FrIendly NEIghBOur... XuE ChEngmEI.

Su She: Remember the name: Su Minshan.

Baoshan Sanren: That's it. Baoshan Sanren. (i feel like she'd be straight to the point too)

#i tried to get everyone #either everyone else was too irrelevant (i.e. sect leader yao) or i didn't know what they'd write (i.e. meng shi) :( #mdzs shitpost #mdzs shitposting #mdzs #mdzs meme #mo dao zu shi meme #wei wuxian #mo dao zu shi #cql #lan wangji #the untamed #lan xichen #meng yao #nie huaisang #nie mingjue #lan sizhui #a yuan #wen yuan #lan jingyi #ouyang zizhen #lan qiren #qingheng-jun #qingheng jun #madam lan #lan yi #baoshan sanren #jiang cheng #jiang yanli #jiang wanyin

[r-aindr0p]

The flutists of Hamelin

#there's probably a bunch of undeads following further behind #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #wwx #lwj #lxc #jgy #nhs #mdzs shitpost

[yumemiruuuu]

Wei Wuxian: Jiang Cheng’s drunk and he’s been flirting with a tree for 20 minutes.

Wei Wuxian: Update, he’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing.

Jiang Cheng: (storming off) YOU’RE ALL THE SAME!!!

Wei Wuxian: I think he got rejected lol

#omg mdzs posts back to back who am I???? #no thoughts only jiang cheng #jiang cheng is the ridges to my smooth brain thoughts of him is what creates the ridges #mdzs incorrect quotes #mdzs shitpost #grand master of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #魔道祖师 #wei wuxian #jiang cheng

[imperfectpompom]

Wei Wuxian going through an early teens emo phase and wearing fingerless gloves every single day.

Jiang Cheng spent those years building a solid wad of blackmail material. (He's saving it for Wei Wuxian's wedding.)

#mdzs #wei wuxian #mo dao zu shi #mdzs modern au #jiang cheng #mdzs shitpost #wei ying

[seatokki]

A collection of character sheets I made for kit so he can read mdzs lol

#sorry if anything is wrong I didn't proofread #its mostly like jokes too #not serious #mdzs #mdzs shitpost #I didn't think this many people would look at this i;m sorry #please don't perceive my typos

[deathbyoctopi]

ok, more mdzs translation fuck-ups

but hilarious ones, see!

Someone misplaced nie mingjue’s and lan xichen’s dialogue in this panel. So it looks like Jin guangyao suggested to a (high or drunk) Zewu-jun something he misunderstood completely, and Nie Mingjue is there to shout some reason into him... 

JGY: Er-ge, a little bird told me you got some new, exotic tea...

LXC: *high as a kite on new exotic tea* BIrDs talk TO YOU???

JGY: What...

LXC: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU! I must become a BIRD! 

JGY: No, that’s not...

LXC: I must FLY! I will be a bird!!

NMJ: *barging in* Brother, that’s not what he meant...

LXC: MOVE! LET’S SEE WHO DARES STOP ME!

#mo dao zu shi #mdzs #the untamed #cql #3-zun #lan xichen #jin guangyao #nie mingjue #mdzs manhua #mistranslation #mdzs crack #mdzs shitpost

[piosplayhouse]

Favorite mdzs characterization by far is when people make lwj like 😠😠 I must be perfect like xiongzhang. I cannot allow this vixen of a class clown tempt me into deviancy. And meanwhile lxc is off galavanting with his 2 boyfriends who are 2 seconds away from killing each other at any point and smoking weed

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #cql #the untamed #the untamed shitpost #mdzs shitpost #lxc #lan xichen #lwj #lan wangji #lan zhan #lan huan #twin jades of gusu

[deadbeatadmirer]

"In another life i would’ve been happy doing laundry and tax evasion with you"

#xiyao #idk about laundry #but both of them #would be good at evasion #in a different unique way #mdzs shitpost

[soupsontheside]

Something silly I couldn't just not make once I had the idea - posting for my fellow finnish mdzs fans, I know you're out there somewhere!

Here's a translation tho so more ppl may enjoy this:

Chorus x 2

A drop won't kill you

And you can't drown in a bucket

Since we've gotten started

Let's just let it go on

Life's boring if you don't party like this sometimes

Who doesn't get tired of always being sober

Let's keep up the same pace for a week

We'll wash away all our inner worries like this

Chorus again

#song is called 'ei tippa tapa' by irwin goodman #a very finnish classic about drinking lmao #mdzs #mdzs shitpost #mdzs shitposting #suomitumppu #demonisen polun tienraivaaja tai jtn idk #mdzs edit #cql shitpost #cqledit #cql #the untamed #soup's sillies #made this in one evening and got a huge headache for it

[ddanmeissu]

it's October 3rd

#hmmm thinking about a mean girls au 🤔 #jin guangyao #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #mdzs shitpost

[peitho-is-here]

Has anyone done this yet?

#shitpost #art tag #wangxian #lan wangji #wei wuxian #mdzs #mdzs shitpost #mo dao zhu shi

[feralcrybaby]

Part of this

 https://at.tumblr.com/feralcrybaby/i-want-a-mdzsthe-untamed-editabridged-where/97cshi4rowsa

#mdzs meme #mxtx mdzs #mdzs fanart #jin guangyao #jinguangyao #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic arts #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs jgy #jgy #shitpost #mdzs shitpost

[yumemiruuuu]

I come bearing sustenance 😞💅✨

off-topic but imagine if huaisang got drafted into war

#I could’ve sworn I had this in my queue??????? #anyways I just watched Jin Zixuan get decked by Wei Wuxian TWICE in a row and laughed SO HARD #I literally almost fell off my chair that was so pathetic LMAOOOO 😭😭😭 #literally rewinded to watch him get decked again #xiao zhan #wei wuxian #nie huaisang #the untamed #the untamed shitposts #grandmaster of shitposts #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mdzs shitpost #mdzs brainrots only… I want to rewatch the donghua #ALSO QJJ MANHUA DROPPED??????? #魔道祖师