fave things from the MDZS novel (1/?)
Yiling Patriarch, vs basically anybody: oh you wanna fight? alright square up let's see who gets to dine in hell tonight motherfucker
Yiling Patriarch, vs a sip of the Gusu Lan sect medicinal soup: barely staying upright, consciousness is overrated let the void take me and end my mortal suffering
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fave things from the MDZS novel (3/?)
Lan Sizhui going night hunting with his two dads who just sit back and casually flirt with each other while roasting their son’s swordsmanship is A+ content
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fave things from the MDZS novel (5/?)
at least 5 bathtubs have been destroyed by WangXian due to sexy time mishaps.
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fave things from the MDZS novel (2/?)
cannot believe that Lan Wangji once lifted up a coffin, two bodies, a Guanyin statue, AND his boyfriend simultaneously with one hand all without breaking a sweat. Like dang, Hanguang-Jun you didn’t need to flex on us so hard
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