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Mirrorverse Crossover - Deeds: A Filler Short

As TiAlya helped the school’s chefs place the last item of food on the table, she couldn’t help but smile as she looked over their work. She had assisted the school with meals before, but never on such a large scale. Sure, it had been nervewracking during the cooking process, but in the end, it turned out great. There were a variety of meats and veggies for people to enjoy. There were dishes not just from her home, but from the countries that her heroic and villainous classmates came from. She turned around to face the chefs, beaming with pride.

“Thanks again for ya help, everyone. I couldn’tve done it without y’all. This dinner’s gonna be the bee’s knees!” TiAlya exclaimed. The chefs cheered at her remark, and went to the other side of the dining room. They would have a dinner of their own while being ready to provide new plates for the guests.

“You went all out for this, tadpole! I’m impressed!”

The compliment came from her darling Fairy GodBro. She went over to hug her boyfriend. “You know it, darlin’.” She replied. “I’ve got a bunch of hungry mouths to feed, and I don’t cut corners.” He nodded and smirked. “You never do. Heck, neither do I, thanks to you.” GodBro said. They held hands as they exited the dining room through the left entrance, and saw all of their heroic classmates chattering as BluRore tried to get their attention.

“Everyone, could I get your attention please?” BluRore asks. They stopped conversing and looked at the fairy.

“Now, I know that we didn't exactly get off on the right foot with our counterparts today.” BluRore said. It was at this point that some of the heroes began grumbling about the events that occurred.

“No kidding!” Kimules barked. “I normally don’t like hitting people if they’re not a real danger, but today I HAD to make an exception!”

“It was horrible, utterly horrible! Do you know how traumatizing it is to be berated and insulted by your own reflection? One who acts like your mother?” Chloestasia complained. Aladdix couldn’t help but speak up.

“Bullying sucks, doesn’t it, Chloe?” Aladdix snarked. Chloestasia whipped around to face her.

“Thanks for reminding me of my past, Alix. You’re such an empath, really helping me out in a time of despair.” Chloestasia remarked, her voice positively dripping with sarcasm. Still Aladdix didn’t get the hint.

“It’s all good, Chlo. Just making sure you don’t forget.” Aladdix smirked, oblivious to the fact that Chloestasia had heard her insult during the meeting with Lady Chloe.

“May I continue?” BluRore asked. There was silence once again. “Thank you. Remember, this dinner is going to serve as a peace treaty of sorts. I'm not asking you to treat them as friends, but to show them the respect and hospitality that we share as heroes. I can't promise that they'll do the same. In fact, they'll probably try and get in our heads, bring us down to their level.” she stated.

TiAlya stood beside her, once again showing the fact that she was the “Mom” of Miss Bustier’s class, as BluRore was the “Mom” for Miss Mendeleiev’s class.

“Blue’s right, ya’ll! If we let them upset us, they win! So let’s just be civil, and put the best foot forward, okay?” Marilan spoke up to join her best friend in motivation. “Be honorable, even if they do not show us the same respect. Now, let's show them what we're all about!” Marilan replied.

The class gave a cheer, ready to take the high road. Outside the right entrance to the dining hall, the villains were sneering and muttering about having to play nice to these group of saps.

“Those heroes just think they’re so NOBLE, don’t they? That they’re being so KIND by extending an olive branch to us! How pathetic!” Juleficent chuckled, with her friends scoffing at the very idea. Cosetteweather piped up at this moment.

“I have experience with this sort of thing. It's all PR. They think that by being nice they'll get us to listen to what they have to say.” Cosetteweather replied, adjusting their glasses. Their girlfriend nodded in agreement.

“Acting nice to lower their guard. I know that method as well.” ZoeHans stated. “Asss do I.” Jafardrien hissed.

“Heh! Well at least they’re giving us food. I’m starving.” Kimton barked, rubbing his rumbling stomach. YzAlya was hungry as well, but not just hungry for food.

“I hope they have drinks for us. I've been dying to try out some new potions.” YzAlya said, cackling as she rubbed her hands together in anticipation.

“Now hold on, Alya. I’ve had some run-ins with southern cooks, and let’s just say it would be wise not to mess with their food.” Doctor Cabello interrupted, shuddering at the memories of being chased around the city by angry chefs. YzAlya sighed and nodded, reluctantly scrapping her plans for that night.

“So what shall we DO then?” Madame Sabrina asked, frustrated at the lack of fun they could have. “Surely we are not just going to have a pleasant dinner with these pests.” She scoffed, sticking up her nose at the thought of it. Lady Chloe put a gentle hand on Madame Sabrina’s shoulder, giving her a knowing smile.

“Of course not, my dear. Think of it as any other important meeting. We act subtle and play nice, but probe them for information. Find the extent of what they can do, in order to help us later.” Lady Chloe replied. The rest of the villains smiled and nodded in agreement. Quite a plan to come from one of the less powerful members of the group. Jeanatoa rolled his eyes and played with one of his gold necklaces, spinning it around on one of his claws.

“Whatever it is that they can do, I guarantee will be drab compared to us. We’re fabulous, darlings! No one can match our power.” Jeanatoa boasted.

“Normally I’d agree with you, Jean,” Mylensula countered. “But some of them are pretty powerful. We’ve seen what Fairy Boy, Ice King and Mr. Muscle God can do. Who knows what abilties some of the others may have?” Ivan Oogie was quick to reassure his beloved sea witch.

“They could be gods, and we'd still beat 'em! Don't you worry about that, scallop.” Ivan Oogie cooed, as he nuzzled her face. Mylensula giggled and used a tentacle to pat him on the head.

“Well spoken, Ivan!” Juleficent replied. “These heroes may believe they’re superior to us, but they don’t know the power they’re going up against! But in time, we will show them. We will show them all!”

And with those words of encouragement, she let out a malicious cackle, leading her classmates in a bout of evil laughter. After the laughter slowed to a halt, and the villains entered the dining room at the same time as the heroes. The students of DuPont taunted the other class, jeering at them, trying to get them to lose their cool. ZoeHans walked up to TiAlya and offered her hand to shake. The princess showed off her smarmiest smile.

“Now before we begin, we really do want to thank you all for inviting us to join you tonight! I’m sure we’ll all have a delightful meal together!” ZoeHans said, with a syrupy tone to her voice. TiAlya heard the other villains snickering as she shook the hand reluctantly. She was unable to stop a touch of frostiness to enter her tone when responding.

“The pleasure’s all ours!” TiAlya replied curtly. The rest of the heroes nodded tersely, clearly annoyed with their counterparts as well. Everyone sat in their assigned seats, which were each adjusted to fit the varying weights and heights. Kimules pulled out AriOndine’s chair for her, earning a disgusted look from his counterpart. Jeanzco propped his feet on the table, only to lower them at a stern glare from TiAlya. BluRore chided Kagamerida and Marilan to take their weapons off the table. The two grumbled as they did so. ) Dinner had officially begun.

Julebeast couldn’t help but stare at the utensils, waiting for a song to break out like at home. Queen Rose Candy looked around for a desert to eat. Reshma Hook used a sword to chop her food.

“May I just take a moment to say thank you to Alya, as well as the other chefs, for preparing this wonderful meal for us!” BluRore said. TiAlya blushed as her friends sounded off their thanks. Even some of the villains had to admit that the food looked exceptional.

“Aww, it was nothin'! Just wanted to combine some southern cookin with these fancy meals made at Francois. And if you like what ya eat, make sure to come on down to my mama's restaurant. It's the bee's knees!” TiAlya gushed. Her counterpart made a mocking gesute with her hand as she scowled at TiAlya.

“It’s the ‘bee’s knees’! Yes, yes, whatever. Can we eat now?” YzAlya snapped. The heroes simply ignored her and everyone began to dig in to their food. The villains were pleasantly surprised to find that their meals were delicious. The Mad King had a large grin on his face as he looked at TiAlya. “I must admit, this is a wonderful feast! I should execute my chef and replace him with you.” He chirped. TiAlya gulped in shock, though she really should’ve expected someone as demented as him to execute the staff if he felt like it. “Well, um…thank you, darlin’! I’m…flattered!“ TiAlya replied, sweating nervously and wiping at her brow. Fairy GodBro recognized his girlfriend was starting to feel distressed, and stepped in.

“Yeah, Alya’s gonna open up her own restaurant someday! Gonna be the crown jewel of New Orleans!” GodBro proclaimed, beaming at his special tadpole. As a fellow resident of the town, Doctor Cabello couldn’t help but smirk a little. “Not if we have anything to say about it.” they muttered, looking over at the snickering Ivan Oogie. Demolition Denise looked at their counterpart and frowned. They stood up straight, showing off their height and muscle.

“What’s that you said, hon? Didn’t quite catch it.” they asked, cracking their knuckles. The shadow witch remained calm on the outside, but their shadow cowered in fear. “Nothin important, darlin’.”

A few minutes passed before Cosetteweather decided to commence the plan. “So…what do you heroes mostly do around here? Classes? For fun?” it asked, finding a way to transition smoothly into the next questions about their powers.

“Well,” Sabrinnochio answered. “We still learn about all the subjects. Math, Literature, Science, all that stuff. We also learn how to help others.” Kimules glowed upon being reminded of the training exercises. “Yeah, we actually have courses on being good heroes! They’re super cool, we even get to fight mechanical monsters sometimes! Which me and my dude, Ivan, NAIL by the way!” Kimules bragged, giving QuasiIvan a fist bump.

“We do pretty normal teen stuff for fun.” AriOndine chirped. “Hang out, go to parties, take part in hobbies. But we also save people when we're out of class.”

The villainous students scoffed at the concept of saving people. Why on earth would people spend time helping those weaklings? Kagamerida decided to speak up before another argument broke out. “I shouldn't ask, but what about you lot? What do you do at your school?” she questioned.

The evil version of her girlfriend let out a excited laugh. “Why, we RUN that old dump, darling! Almost all of the teachers are under our thumbs, isn’t that right, my dear friends?”

There were cackles and nods of agreement from the other evildoers.

“Principal Numbnuts used to be a bit of a problem. Thankfully Ivan and Mylene took care of that.” Mireides smirked.

“The man was arrogant. Thinking he could have power of a boy of God such as myself.” Simon Frollo stated, with a smug look of superiority.

“Such vile beings.” Marilan muttered, frowning until noticing the small smile on her girlfriend’s face.

“Wait just a moment. You said almost all of the teachers?” Kagamerida said, with a grin so sly it would put Honest Nino’s to shame. This remark caused the air of arrogance from the villains to disappear. Ivan Oogie growled a little.

“Well, there’s still that bonehead Vivica. I tell ya, she ain’t no Pumpkin Queen. She’s a phony!” Ivan Oogie snarled.

“And rotten Miss Mendeleiev’s still fighting back.” Reshma Hook admitted.

“It matters not, my friendsss.” Jafardrien reassured. “We shall triumph in the end.”

While the others were speaking, QRC had glitched behind Roselle and covered her plate of food with salt. Juleficent chuckled and made her counterpart’s drink to be simmering hot with her magic.

JuleBeast was about to give the two of them a piece of her mind, when Roselle stopped her. She turned to the other students and smiled.

“I've got a great idea! How about we share our deeds?” Roselle said. “Us heroes can show you the benefits of helping others, and you can try and show us the joy in... well... hurting them.”

Lady Chloe couldn’t help but smile. This was the moment they had been waiting for.

“Oh, that sounds just lovely dear!” Lady Chloe cooed. “Do regale us with your wondrous tales of heroism!”

The heroes decided to do exactly that. TiAlya beamed as she stared at her boyfriend.

“Well, my sugah Dumplin’ is the best fairy godfamily anyone could have! He’s been makin’ dreams come true since he could walk!” TiAlya explained, causing the fairy to blush and rapidly flap his wings. He felt embarassed yet grateful as other heroes prasied him. “Aw, come on, babe. It’s just my job.” he replied.

“Don't be so modest. If it weren't for you, I'd still be working under my stepmother.” CinderZoe thanked, causing Chloestasia to frown a little. She hated being reminded of times before she changed. “And I’d be trapped a tower!” Adripunzel added. The villains were practically gagging at the idea of using magic for the benefit of others. YzAlya once again looked upon GodBro with such revulsion.

“Well.... aren’t you just the sweetest.” YzAlya said, with a tone riddled with sarcasm. She then looked at Honest Nino, and chuckled. She lovingly stroked his fur, causing him to let out a happy trill. “You know that hits the spot, babe.” Honest Nino purred.

“My darling foxy boy has been scamming since he was able to talk. Without a crumb of magic, he’s been able to con suckers out of their valuables.” she replied, seeing Honest Nino preen upon hearing the compliments. “What can I say? Sucker born every minute.” he replied coolly, with a shit-eating grin. This bravado didn’t last long, as his face fell. “But I’m not stupid. I know I’m not the baddest guy here.” The sorceress supreme was quick to comfort her boyfriend, getting him to look in her eyes.

“Darling, it’s like we’ve told you! Your love for villainy that makes you one of us!” she said, tenderly stroking his face. The other villains were quick to give genuine words of encouragement to him.

“Don’t sssell yourssself short, bro. Your sskills of smoothtalking are unmatched.” Jafardrien said, a surprisingly warm smile on his face. Honest Nino couldn’t help but grin again. “Yeah, I guess I forget sometimes. Thank you, babe. And the rest of you!”

Some of the more forgiving heroes couldn’t help but smile. Even if they were pure evil, they cared for each other.

“So who’s up next?” Fairy GodBro asked. At this moment, Kimules decided to hype up his lil buddy, sitting next to him..

“I gotta shout out my buddy, Max! He’s making healthcare really speedy, using his techy stuff to advance the world, and he's an awesome tutor!” Kimules exclaimed. Simon Pan gave a thumbs up to Maxiro. “Yeah, without Max, who knows how many test we’d have failed.” the fairy replied. Maxiro just blushed and scratched the back of his head. “Thanks, everyone. I just do what I can.” Maxiro replied, letting out a quick grunt of pain as Kimules gave him a mighty pat on the back. The demigod gave him a silent apology.

“Oh, whoop-dee-doo, you made a pillow robot that can be a nurse!” Mari De Vil snarked, turning to look at Maxdrome with pride. “OUR Maxie here, he’s created weapons that could vaporize half the worlds population!” The evil counterpart just chuckled as he took a sip from his drink. “Not to mention wiping out half the supers in this city.” he boasted. Sleeping Nath gasped, feeling the inner comic nerd in him screaming with horror. “Y-you kill superheroes?” he trembled. Maxdrome just rolled his eyes. “Yes. Wiping out means "kill", I didn't know we had a student with an iq level of -40.” Maxdrome snarked. MarcElsa simply had to make a shard of ice appear in his hand to get the inventor to shut up.

“Well, my songbird is such a kind soul.” QuasiIvan gushed. “She never makes anyone feel unwelcome, no matter who they are!“ Sleeping Nath nodded at that statement. “She founded an organization that’s made HUGE progress in protecting the woodland creatures and their habitats! It’s cut down over-hunting by over 40%!” he replied. She laughed and gave him a warm smile.

“An organization I founded with you, silly” she reminded, as he blushed. Kimton gaped in shock and disgust. “Why the hell'd you do something like that?! It's our right and purpose to hunt those that are weaker than us!” the hunter barked, pounding the table with his fist. Snow Mylene just gave him the world’s most terrifying death stare. “Would you like to repeat that?” she asked, her eyes piercing into his soul. He merely squeaked in fear, shrinking in his chair.

“Well, that’s all well and peachy. But it’s nothing compared to my cruelty.” Mylensula bragged. “I've created shipwrecks for a laugh, stolen voices with the signing of a contract, why, I even nabbed the King's voice, declared a war on landdwellers for the fun of it!” Upon seeing AriOndine recoil in horror, she gave a cackle of delight.

“I’d ask if you care about all the innocent merfolk you got killed, but I think I know the answer!” AriOndine said bitingly, as Mylensula glanced at her fingernails.

“Ooh, spare me the judgement, fishy. They were the ones dumb enough to fall for my trap.” she snickered. “And I’ll spare you details of what MY father would do to you if you tried to pull that in this world.” AriOndine thought to herself. Snow Mylene cleared her throat, eager to change the subject.

“Well, I wouldn't even be here if it weren't for my Ivan. He was the one who revived me from a deathly sleep.” she said thankfully, as Ivan looked away bashfully. “Of course, Snow. I was never gonna let you pass away.” Ivan Oogie let out a rough and mocking laugh as Mylensula makes a gagging motion with her finger.

“My scallop would never get ‘erself in a place needin’ ME to save ‘er!” the boogieman replied, as his girlfriend beamed at him. “And if I can be frank a moment, bein’ saved by a marshmella like you is just embarassin’!“ QuasiIvan couldn’t help but feel embarassed at that remark. It was at this point that Demolition Denise decided to stick up for their friend.

“Hey Bug Breath, why don’t you shove it? Our boy Ivan is A LOT more badass than you villains know! You ever fight off TWELVE rock golems on your own, “Boogey”?“

The villains all gasped, sincerely impressed. Rock golems were NO pushovers, they were incredibly strong and usually ended up being around 7-8 feet tall. Ivan Oogie could only hang his head in shame. “N-No...” The hero felt a little pity for his counterpart. “Hey, I’m sure your deeds are really evil!” he encouraged hesitantly.

“Well, my buggyboo may not spend his time messing around with rock giants-”

“They were already attacking our school.” Simon Pan argued. The sea witch glared at him for interrupting.

“Yes, yes, whatever. Anyway, Ivan’s the scariest there ever was! He’s every man, woman, child and otherwise’s worst nightmare!” Mylensula squealed, grinning menacingly. The boogieman perked right back up at this, letting out a dark chuckle. “So many people to scare!... and to eat. I can't even think a' my favorite meal. Well, Momma and Pop probably take the cake.” It was at this point that he began saliviating, his stomach rumbling at just the thought of chewing on their flesh. Te heroes just stared at him in utter horror. IsmaGenie conjured up a barf bag incase he needed to vomit. “You…you…Okay, know what? Not even gonna touch that! MOVING ON!” he shouted.

“I’m not the only one who does a lot of environmental work! Ondine’s Ocean Protextion Initiative has helped stop fishing in protected areas AND cleaned up around 30% of the trash and toxic waste polluting the oceans!” Snow Mylene said, leading her friends in giving AriOndine a round of applause. The forest princess was eager to change the subject. AriOndine just blushed and smiled thankfully. “Nicely done, princess.” Mylensula muttered, nodding in approval over her care for the aquatic life.

“Not to mention she had the bravery to talk down a disturbed KRAKEN!” QuasiIvan added. LeOndine shivered in disgust. “Ugh, ew! Why would you want to help such a gross, ugly monster?” she replied, getting a look of fury from Mylensula. “I have Kraken in my blood, you rotten twit. Choose your response wisely!” she seethed. LeOndine squeaked and immediately shut up.

“And to answer your question: from the tiny minnow to the enormous Kraken, ALL sea creatures are my people and deserving of compassion and respect from their princess!” AriOndine responded. Mylensula nodded in understanding. “Once again, you've said something I can agree with.”

“The kraken was just upset cuz his cave got wrecked by a sea storm. How are the repairs going by the way, ‘Dine?” MarcElsa asked. “Almost done?” she chirped.

Kimules blushed as he gave her a loving smile. “And she saved me as well” Kimules said. BluRore nodded, remembering the incident. “When a nasty, erm, incident caused us all to lose out powers, Kim almost got crushed by a pillar. Ondine saved his life.” she stated. Adripunzel couldn’t help but frown and look away from his friends. “Ondy, I’m sorry I couldn’t heal-” he was cut off by the mermaid. “It’s okay, Adrien. It was happening so fast.” she replied, making him feel more at ease. Kimton just made a disgusted face. “Who needs words when fighting solves problems?” he grunted. The lout stared at Kimules. “And you let your dame rescue you from death? I'd rather die in battle than be saved by a woman!” LeOndine nodded loyally, eager as always to please her darling hunter. Kimules was about to get up and teach this asshole another lesson, before being stopped by AriOndine. Mireides was still wondering how on earth the mermaid was in such healthy condition. “How the hell’s she so fit if she was crushed by that pillar?” she thought.

“Well what about you?” Jeanzco asked, looking at LeOndine, who was playing with her hair. “Oh, you know... I mostly just follow my Kimmy around.” she admitted. The brute just smiled, satisfied with the control over the girl. Marilan just rolled her eyes. “Of course. You know he doesn’t own you, right?”

LeOndine sputtered at the notion, desperately trying to find an argument. “H-he doesn't own me! I just like doing what he says... all the time.” This failed to change Marilan’s mind, as the emperor decided to change the focus to be on him.

“I'll just step in to do a little bragging of my own. Let's see... lowering poverty and homelessness as emperor, oh and teaching a junior drama class for elementary schools on the weekends. Boom baby! How's that for a hero?!” Jeanzco said, with a sly smile on their face. Their crab counterpart just laughed at his words.

“Why help other people with their money problems when you can take all the treasure you could possibly sparkle with? Yours truly robbed the palace of Atlantis! That fool of a King never saw it coming.” he bragged, showing off his stolen jewels in a theatrical manner. He beamed as they saw AriOndine’s murderous glare.

“Count yourself lucky you’re not from this world! The second you touch the pearl hair combs my grandma gave me, you’re CRAB CAKES. Got it?” she roared. Jeanatoa twitched and growled as their villainous friends looked agape. If there was one thing you never did with Jean, it was that. He leaped out of his seat, pincers ready to strike. “LOOKS LIKE I’M HAVING SEAFOOD AFTER ALL!” he roared. She just took out her fork and pointed it at him. “BRING IT!” she yelled. Adripunzel was quick in preventing a fight from breaking out. “Let’s all calm down. Nobody is hurting anyone, ok?” he pleaded. The two reluctantly sat back down. IsmaGenie was the next to hype up his friend.

“If you wanna talk about being selfless, you can’t top my best girl, here! Used her first and only wish to set me free of servitude permanently!“ IsmaGenie said, as Jafardrien clicked his tongue in disapproval. “Such a waste of power...” he muttered.

“She also set up a program that helps orphaned kids in the kingdoms with food, clothes and shelter!” CinderZoe added. This caused the tiger-human hybrid to laugh in shock.

“Heh! There's no way you're my real counterpart. I'd never spend money helping the weak. I hunt those who are inferior to me.” she snarled, her teeth bared and a grin of malice on her face.

“Oh yeah, so what have you done that makes you so special?” Aladdix questioned, admittedly a little scared to find out. The villain’s tail began wagging happily.

“Well, I rule the jungle for one! I love a good hunt, especially if the prey knows I’m there. Here’s a story you’ll LOVE! This gangly little mancub that wandered into my turf? Let’s just say, he made a good snack!” she said, giggling as she remembered how yummy he tasted. IsmaScar nodded, licking his lips. “We've always had a LOVE for meat, especially when it can talk.” he purred.

IsmaScar and Alix Khan began cackling psychotically, as Aladdix snarled in rage. “You killed an innocent child?! You sick twisted bastard!” she roared, going to grab her switchblade. IsmaGenie rushes in to stop her.

“Easy, Al. She isn’t worth it.” he pleaded. Aladdix just sighed and sat back down. Suddenly, Mimrore jumped out of her seat, raising her hand and shaking it around. She acted as if she were sitting in a classroom and listening to a teacher.

“Oooh! Pick me next! Pickmepickmepickme!” she squawked, causing her counterpart to groan in annoyance. “Fine.” she said, gritting her teeth. “What makes you evil?”

“Why I’m hideous! Practically revolting!” MimRore beamed as she hopped up on the table, beginning to belt out a sadistic song.

Mimrore:

Black sorcery is my cup of tea

I don't bend to reality, reality bends to me

The weather is changed with a flick of my hand

For I am the nuttiest in all the land.

Black sorcery is the ticket for me

To shift to a monster, which brings folk to flee

I delight and indulge in the wicked and gory

For it is my right, as the Mad Madam Aurore!

The heroes were speechless, not in awe, but in befuddlement. The villains whopped and cheered the performance, calling for an encore. MimRore just cackled and did a curtsy, as the Goddess of Death let her leap into their arms. Mireides spun her around and put her back down.

“…Okay, well…our Aurore is basically the number one squad mom ever! You can’t beat her.” Lacey said, causing BluRore to smile again. Sabrinnochio went over to hug the fairy. “I…I used to be part of a puppet show when I was little…they…weren’t very nice to me. Aurore saved me.” she admitted, tearing up a little. BluRore just took her wooden hand and looked into her eyes.

“I wasn’t going to leave you with that man, ‘Brina.“ she soothed. The girl nodded in understanding. “I know. You're my guardian angel after all.“

“You know what, Sabrina? You're an angel as well. Tell them about all the things you've done!” BluRore encouraged.

As Sabrinnchio struggled to respond, the heroes didn’t notice MimRore frowning. “They dismissed my tune.” she whimpered, before perking right back up again. “We’re gonna get revenge on those meanies. Right, sweetie?” she asked. Mireides rubbed her back. “You bet.” she growled. Nobody disrespected her ‘Rore like that.

Meanwhile, TiAlya was the first to sing the praises of the wooden girl. “This girl is too selfless for her own good! If there’s something nasty coming at one of us, you can bet she’ll take the hit if she can make it.” TiAlya replied, causing Sabrinnochio to shrug her shoulders. “Well, I’m made of wood! I can’t get hurt by most things, like you guys can!”

“She also started an outreach program for other kids who have been abused and exploited in show business!” Fairy GodBro added, giving a nod of approval to the idea. Honest Nino just rolled his eyes and pulled some spinach out of his teeth.

“Oh come on, those kids get roofs over their heads. That's all that matters to me. Ya gotta cut corners in show businsess.” he said, giving a huge shit-eating grin. Madame Sabrina snickered at that. “The only thing little brats are good for anyway is ransom money!” she sneered. “I should know.”

Sabrinnochio couldn’t help but shiver at her counterpart’s tone. “W-why do I get the feeling I'm going to be horrified?” Madame Sabrina had a demented smirk on her face as she began to tell her tale.

“There was this HUGE, legendary diamond that I just had to have! There was this little brat who knew how to find it! So I nabbed her! Once I had it, I’d let my crocs have her, HA! Can’t leave evidence!

Reshma Hook shivered at the mention of a certain reptile. “Don’t mention those blasted things again. I can hear the ticking in my head.” she pleaded. Madame Sabrina just ignored her and continued speaking.

“I would have had that precious jewel if not for these stupid little rodents!” she scowled. “Blasted MICE!” she roared, her skin as red as her hair. “I understand how you feel, darling.” Mari De Vil agreed, patting her on the back.

The heroes just stared at this display with looks of horror and anger.

“What is WRONG with you people?!” Aladdix said, unable to comprehend how vile these kids were. Lacey Gothel just rolled her eyes at the thief. “We're villains, girl. What's wrong to you, is very right to us.” she snarked.

“Well, here we value kindness and protecting others.” Roselle stated. “Which is what my Juleka did when she saved me, Zoé and Nathaniel from a whole pack of wolves!

“Seriously, Thank you, Juleka. I would have been mauled to pieces if you hadn’t got there when you did!“ Sleeping Nath said. “No need to thank me, Nathaniel. I'll always be there for my friends.” Julebeast replied, giving him a gentle smile.

“She also gave my brother shelter when he was caught in the storm. She’s the furthest thing from a monster!” Julebeast could only murmur a “thank you” in response. “I could be considered a “monster”, but only in appearance.” Julebeast replied. “You’re beautiful to me, Jul. Even before the curse had been lifted, you were still an angel in my eyes.” Roselle whispered as she kissed her girlfriend’s cheek. The Poison King had noticed that even though this curse had been lifted, the hero still had some beastly features, such as horns and claws.

“How come you did not return to being fully human?” he questioned. “I had the option, but decided not to take it.” she responded. The vain boy sputtered at this response. “My Stars, darling! Why in the name of all that’s wicked would you choose to remain a BEAST?!”

“Because it brought me confidence in myself. It allows me to be free and to show others that it doesn't matter about looks when it comes to being kind.” Julebeast responded. King Marc only scoffed at this idea.

“Well...” Juleficent purred. “Quite the noblewoman you are, a true hero.” Julebeast furrowed her brows, unsure where the insidious witch was going with this compliment. “And what about you?” she questioned. “What makes you such a villain? You put people to sleep?”

The Mistress of Evil gave a menacing laugh as she stroked the crystal ball on her staff.

“They shall sleep for the rest of eternity, not quite dead, not quite alive.” she replied. “And that is when I am feeling generous. Those who opposed me in the past were given a greater punishment.”

QRC was grinning from ear-to-ear, eager to hear her girlfriend’s tale of carnage. “Tell ‘em Jules! Tell ‘em what you did when those morons didn’t invite you!” she yelled.

“Ah yes. That was the event that brought me here.” Juleficent hummed. “It was the last day of middle school, and I had been having a blast, torturing and maiming those little peons who were my classmates. It had been a routine I had followed since infancy, using magic for the sake of villainy. I was feared, reviled, as a true queen of darkness! But on that day, I heard that a group of my victims were throwing a party, without me!”

Her face shifted to a furious snarl, causing Julebeast to step back, in case she was going to be attacked. “The nerve!” QRC squawked.

“I was outraged, not because I wanted to be invited by those brats, I had no care for if they liked me. No no, it was a sign of disrespect. I must ALWAYS be invited to an event, if not, you do not fear me, you disrespect me!” she hissed, before letting out a twisted chuckle.

“So... I had my darling brother find out the location of the gathering, disguising him as an innocent raven. He did as I asked, and I showed up fashionably late. With the power of dark magic, I transformed into a dragon from the depths of hell, incinerating the lot of them. Now you see, my dear beast. I am not just a villain, I am the Mistress of Evil!”

She cackled with delight as thunder boomed from behind her, with QRC leaping into her arms. Julebeast let out a hateful growl as fur grew over her skin. No longer was human skin matched with claws and horns, she had shifted into her beast form. “YOU BASTARD!” she roared.

Juleficent let out another laugh as she softly dropped QRC to the ground. “Then face me!” she taunted. “And all my powers from hell!” Using dark magic, she transformed into a ferocious dragon. Before a battle could commence, both Roses got in front of their Julekas.

“My Jewel, no! She’s not worth it, you’re better than this! Don’t let your anger control you! It’s okay!“ Roselle pleaded.

“Hold on, Thorny. Remember "the plan"?” QRC whispered.

Both girls reluctantly transformed back into their natural human forms. “I apologize, Rose. Yet another reason why you're my hero.” Julebeast thanked, kissing her on the forehead. The Candy Queen stared at her counterpart in confusion. “Hmm? What’s so heroic about her?” she asked.

“Well, for one thing, she broke the curse on myself and my family, though I chose to keep this form as it is a something I am proud of. It is who I am. And she did that by proving her love for me when she saved my life.” Julebeast said, smiling tenderly at Roselle. QRC merely yawned in a show of boredom. “Yeah yeah, that's pretty heroic, but my story's much more fun!” she replied.

Juleficent cupped her face and looked deeply into her eyes. “Tell them, my sweet.” she crooned. “Tell them of your great rise to power!” The psychotic queen reveled in the attention she had.

“Weeelll, I thought I'd be keeping my awesome origin story a secret that only my fiendish friends would get to hear. Still, I've got all the attention now, so I'm gonna spill. See, I wasn't always a queen.“ At that moment, her body seemed to glitch, and her form changed to one of a pig-themed racecar driver.

“I was born as Pigella! The little star of Beast Boost and the greatest racer ever!” she boasted. Demolition Denise’s eyes widened, realizing why the girl had looked so familiar. “Oh... oh no.” they gasped. “You ok, ‘Nise?” Simon Pan asked worriedly. The Queen of Candy just clapped her hands like a toddler, excited that someone knew of her story.

“No spoilers! Anyway, so I was on top of the world. I could cheat, steal and nobody could stop me. That is... until Sugar Rush came around.” At this point, QRC got an angry look on her face. “I was a tween, and already I was considered yesterday's news. My folks, the old coots, told me that we'd have to find a new game. I WANTED TO STAY THE STAR! NOBODY ELSE COULD HAVE IT!” she shouted, fuming as she jumped up and down.

“What..what did you do?” Roselle asked, trembling with fear. Demolition Denise was quick to answer, their voice quivering with shock.

“Everybody knows Pigella, she’s the biggest traitor known to the arcade. She hacked her game, killing all the other characters. It was thought that she deleted herself too, but I guess we were wrong.”

“Ten points to the meathead.” QRC teased, giggling like a loon. “That's right. I made sure those losers weren't around to blab about my plan. And so...“

Pigella became Queen Rose Candy once more.

“The Candy Queen arrived on the scene. Now I'm always Number 1, and everyone has to follow my rules... or die!” she stated, cackling madly as Juleficent nuzzled her face. “You truly are a wonder, my beloved queen!” she cooed. QRC smiled back at her, before staring at Demolition Denise.

“You remembered my story. What's your name again? Didn't you have a game where you smashed stuff? How could you possibly be a hero?”

“Oi, Denise is more than just a wrecker, they’ve got the biggest heart of anyone I know! Who else would set up a safe house for characters whose games got unplugged? And take on the big game industry to make things better for the underdogs!” Simon Pan replied, causing his partner to blush. “Thanks, Si.”

The minister-in-training just turned his nose up at the duo. “Hmph, video games. A gateway to worshipping Satan, that's for sure.” he sniffed. The Neverland boy just pointed to his partner. “Boyo, look at who you're datin!” Simon Frollo shut up, his face a scarlet shade of red.

“Now, I gotta say, sugah, you remind me an awful lot of a fella back home. People called him the Shadow Man, cuz he mixed up with the othah side!” TiAlya noted, which caused Doctor Cabello to flash an interested smile. “Sounds like a smart guy. I've got friends there as well.” they replied, as their shadow winked at the southern chef.

“Now as for myself, I admit to bein a hustler. Scams and cons are my forte, I'd say foxy boy's the only one on my level.“

At this moment, Honest Nino frowned. “Well, it’s easier for you, with all your hoodoo and whatnot!” he argued. “Some of just have to get by on our charm and wit!” One of Denise’s shadows just pat him on the head as if he were a child.

“Well I've got that in spades. I just also happen to know how to use magic. And magic's brought me a lot of fun. Hey, Ivan. Tell ‘em about Halloween.”

The boogieman rubbed his cloth hands with pleasure.

“Boy howdy, did we make that one a howler! We took over the streets of N’Orleans and scared the wits outta anyone who stepped out their door!“ he said. The roomies began to howl with laughter. Aladdix bent over to IsmaGenie’s ear. “I wish for a bunny rabbit” she whispered. The genie let a grin creep onto his face. “Your wish is my command” he smirked. There was a small poof, as a little bunny rabbit appeared on Ivan Oogie’s head. Aladdix had heard whisperings of the Oogie’s true fear, and the whispered rumors were correct. He let out an uncharacteristically high-pitched scream.

“EEEEEEEEEK! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!”

The two heroes burst into peels of laughter. The boogieman managed to fling it away, as it was caught by IsmaScar. The villain began to absentmindedly chew on it, as Ivan Oogie curled up into a fetal position, shivering as his girlfriend tried to save some of his dignity. “Spookums, pull yourself together, it’s a rabbit!” Mylensula hissed. “Why's it's tail so small?! WHY IS IT SO SMALL?!” Ivan Oogie shrieked. There was a brief uncomfortable silence, except for Aladdix and IsmaGenie, who were still sniggering.

“….Anyway, the fun woulda gone on longer, if that killjoy Skellington hadn’t butted in with that crazy old bat, Mama Odie!” Doctor Cabello continued.

“Keep my Grandmama’s name out of ya mouths!” TiAlya growled.

“Did I mention I ate my grand-”

“YES!” everyone replied to Jeanatoa.

Ivan Oogie finally managed to regain his composure, and shot a dirty look at the genie. “Alright, magic man. What makes ya so heroic? ‘Cause that was a cheap shot.” he asked.

“Ismael’s been granting people’s wishes since he was little!” Aladdix replied. “Oh, and our universe’s Horn-Head?” she pointed over to Juleficent, who growled in annoyance. “He banished her and her whole army to another plane of existence!”

“Well then she was inferior to me.” Juleficent sniffed.

IsmaScar yawned as he spat out the rabbit he had been chewing. It tasted a little too stringy for him. “That’s nice and all, but it’s nothing compared to my accomplishments.” he boasted, showing off his sharp canines as he lept up onto the table.

“You see, I was destined to be king of the Pride Lands. I was content with letting my loving father rule, and taking over when he died. The problem was my mother. You see she always hated me. She insisted I act like the "woman" I was meant to be, all because my mind was trapped in the body of a female hybrid. I kept informing her, not telling, informing her that I was a prince. She refused to accept that, calling me "Princess Inaya". Ridiculous!”

Everyone, even the villains shook their heads in disgust. Even the members of the Reform Class were accepting and supportive of pronouns. They could be maniacal evildoers, but they weren’t bigoted assholes.

“That…that actually kinda sucks. Sorry, man…” Aladdix apologized, a genuine look of concern on her face.

“Feelin trapped in the wrong body, the wrong gender... I can get that.” IsmaGenie admitted.

“It is merely an explanation for our upcoming battle. I am respected and loved by my peers for my cunning and drive. I do not need your pity. It did not experience, it was laughably pathetic. The petty vile woman was so desperate, that she had my father killed, banishing me to the Outlands. That was when I had enough. There was only one evil ruler who could lord over Pride Rock, and that was me!” IsmaScar roared, getting cheers and whistles from his villainous friends.

“Well, that’s a fine story. Very inspiring. You know, that scar of yours looks familiar. Oh, it’s the same one my uncle had! The one who’s ass I kicked, and took back the Pride Lands from, after he murdered my mother, his own sister!” Miremba replied. Their girlfriend comforted her. “I know you miss her, Kitten! She’s proud of you, watching from the heavens.” BluRore soothed. IsmaScar just chuckled and flashed a sadistic grin.

“Well my story is quite different. I never had some idiotic little cub foiling my plans. I never had a sister to kill. I'm only hear because I decided to conquer the Outlands as well, and I would've won if it weren't for those lousy agents. But trust me, my dear...”

He got incredibly close to the hero, breathing on her neck.

“Your lousy mother would have been no match for me“.

Miremba snarled and got up from her chair, grabbing IsmaScar by the neck and forcing him onto the table.

“DO NOT EVER SPEAK ABOUT MY MOTHER, YOU UNDERSTAND, YOU RUNT?! YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HER.“ she snarled, her eyes turning into slits as she growled ferociously. “Understood.” IsmaScar said hurriedly. They let him go, as he made sure his tail slapped their face while heading back to his seat. BluRore rushed to comfort her partner.

“Easy, sweetie. Easy…“ she whispered, as Miremba hung her head in shame.

“I a-apologize for losing my temper.” Miremba replied, as her counterpart actually smiled.

“Nothing wrong with that once in a while! Now, mind if I share my piece?” Mireides asked, earning nods of approval from the heroes.

“Let's see, burned people alive just with a flick of my hair, torture dead souls in the underworld, and nearly conquered Olympus with my Titans, don't worry, in this world, the gods are pieces of shit.” Mireides snarked, while staring at the look of utter shock on Kimules’ face. “Sorry, Wonder Boy, not everyone gets a Zeus that loves and respects them. Some just get their shit kicked in by Kronos and have Lightning God thirsting for them.”

Kimules didn’t really know what to say. “Uh…sorry, that really sucks. Isn’t he your brother? That’s gross. It’s weird to think of my dad being such a jerk. He’s such a nice guy! He was even nice to my uncle, well, before the whole hostile takeover thing.” he replied.

“Please don’t remind me that my OTHER counterpart in this world is that bald, skeezy used car salesman looking motherfucker!” Mireides groaned. “Nice one!” Kimules laughed, going for a high five. “Don’t touch me.” Mireides warned.

Roselle noticed that Marilan hadn’t said much in a while. “Marilan, you've been awfully quiet.” she noted. “You’ve done some really heroic things!”

“It’s nothing fantastical. I serve my country, that’s all.” Marinette shrugged.

“That’s nonsense, magnolia.” Kagamerida said. “You agreed to take your best friend’s place at this school so that she could follow her dreams.” Plagg appeared from thin air and nodded. “She’s gone from a klutz to a real badass!” he added, before disappearing once again. “Well, I still trip every now and then.” Marilan admitted.

Kagamerida turned to face the villains. “There is no more fearsome warrior on any battlefield than Marinette. She’s won every battle she ever took part in, saving countless lives.”

“Is that so?” Kagami Yu muttered, smiling wickedly.

“She’s our shining star.” Adripunzel gushed, as Marilan couldn’t help but blush. It was at this moment that Mari De Vil let out a haughty laugh, joined by her villainous trio of lovers.

“We’ll, aren’t you just so noble, darling? Well, my story is a bit different…“ Marilan could only brace herself for a terrifying tale.

For me, it's all about the furs. I worship them, darlings! In my mind, the only thing these pesky animals are good for is for clothing, or handbags, or anything else needed to make me look fabulous. And I'll do anything to get those coats. ANYTHING! I've stolen my mummy's car just so I could run over a group of dalmatians. You think I'm afraid to do it again?

“I said it before and I will say it again. There is not a shred of honor in your body.” Marilan responded.

“Oh and I don't just stop at animals too. I love a grand night out with the girls, putting those rotten plebs in their place. They've got no right trying to mingle with high society!” Mari De Vil sniffed, as her aristocratic besties nodded in agreement.

“Preach it, sister! Absolute ninnies, the lot of them.” Lady Chloe scowled.

“Idiots and yokels.” Madame Sabrina agreed.

“I’ve dealt with WAY too many people like you three to put up with listening to this!” Kagamerida snapped. “At least some of these other villains have sympathetic reasons. All you want in life is to kill animals?! For your clothing?!” Marilan gaped, shaking with fury at this vile monster wearing her face.

“Of course, darling!” she crooned. She then turned to Kagamerida. “What have YOU done that’s so special?”

“My yǒnggǎn de has single-handedly prevented a war between the clans of Japan! And finally ended the miserable existence of the demon bear, Yamikuma!“ Marilan replied. “Show ‘em the scar, Gami!“ Demoltion Denise hollered.

Blushing, Kagamerida shifted the hem of her Junihitoe, showing the nasty bear claws trailing on her shoulder.

“Also helped to defeat Adrien’s “father”, and prevented my friends from being kidnapped on numerous occasions. Are those enough examples for you?” Kagamerida responded coolly. The fashionista could only sti there with her mouth agape. In contrast, Kagami Yu just flashed an eerie grin.

“An impressive mark of what I’m sure was a fearsome battle. I’ve seen quite a few myself…“ she responded. “May I regale my accomplishments? I'm sure that my darling Mari would love to hear them again.”

Mari De Vil cheered right up at this, and clapped her hands. Jafardrien was also smiling wickedly.

“YES yes yes! Tell them how many you’ve slaughtered, my love!” Mari De Vil pleaded.

“Let's see, by my own hand, hundreds. Thousands when counting the warriors under my command. I don’t just stop at enemy soldiers, I murder innocents as well. And I must admit, everytime I take a life, it fills me with ecstasy.” Kagami Yu giggled, stroking her sword and imagining herself wiping off the blood of a corpse. “Of course, Mother sent me here for ‘behavioral problems and homicidal tendencies’. The blind fool simply wants to prevent me from overthrowing her, and invading China.” Kagamerida could only stare at this maniac with scorn.

“I gathered how sadistic you were from our fight, and this only confirmed my suspicion.” she replied.

“That warms my heart, genuinely.“ Kagami Yu responded, as her beloved partners giggled and cooed at their beloved warlord. Fairy GodBro decided it was time to shout out his best bud.

“Well, you villains could try to hurt us all you want, but it won’t do a thing with my bro Adrien here! He can heal anything from a paper cut to a stab wound, which Kagami can attest to! He even gave us back our powers when the old horn witch swiped them!” GodBro cheered, slinging an arm around AdriPunzel, who gave a shy smile. “What’s wrong with my horns?” Juleficent mumbled, starting to feel a little sad and insecure. Her girlfriend just stroked the horns lovingly. “They’re ludicrous, Thorny. Your horns are amazing.” QRC whispered, giving her a peck on the cheek.

“Adrien’s power reflects his kind heart, there is nothing he won’t do to help those he cares for!” Marilan agreed. “I know they'd do the same for me.” Adripunzel said, holding hands with his partners. His villainous counterpart could only roll his eyes in disgust. “How sssickenly sweet.” he snarked.

“Oh, yeah? And what about you, Snake Eyes? What have you done?” Aladdix taunted. He hissed at her, his nostrils flaring as he sneers at her in disgust.

“Watch your tone, sstreet rat. I am Adrien Agreste, the true ruler of the Agreste brand. I've made my father into a puppet, and no one isss the wiser. I have tormented that pompousss brat of a cousin for years. And ssooon enough, I will become the most powerful sorcerer in the world!”

He let out a deranged high-pitched laugh as Kagami Yu and Mari De Vil hugged their boyfriend, and cheered him on. “You sound like a killer clown.” Aladdix mocked.

“Don't listen to her, darling. You are as evil as they come.“ Mari De Vil cooed.

“Your cunning knows no bounds, just how I like it.“ Kagami Yu added.

Jafardrien took a moment to genuinely smile at their words of support. He was overjoyed that he, Mari De Vil, Kagami Yu, and DiabLuka were finally together. Who would've thought he’d have feelings not just for his crush, but his two other rivals?

Meanwhile, Kimules was reaching for another sweet treat. His hand was softly smacked away by TiAlya, causing him to pout.. “You have had enough beignets, mister! You’re gonna make yourself sick!” she warned. Fairy GodBro just looked at his girlfriend with pride.

“That’s my tadpole, team mom for our class! She takes care of everyone, no matter what!” he said. “Alya also volunteers to help with cooking at homeless shelters and soup kitchens! And did part-time summer jobs to help support her mom and sisters!” Marilan added. YzAlya rolled her eyes at the mention of siblings.

“Ha! What nonsense. The only thing those little brats are good for is target practice. I should know! They messed with my potions, so I turned them into llamas!” YzAlya grinned, giggling as she remembered the incident. TiAlya gasped and recoiled in shock and rage.

“You…what?! They’re li’l girls, your own sisters!” she hissed. YzAlya just scoffed at her concern.

“You're too weak on those brats, girl. If you followed my lead, they'd be whipped into shape. As for those peasants going to my Mama's restaurant, they were always great test subjects for my new potions!” YzAlya frowned, and crossed her arms. “Shame, that Mama had to be a hero and give 'em the antidote”.

“Why you… I would NEVER disrespect my mama like that! You have any idea how hard she works?!” TiAlya argued.

“Oh, I know how hard she's working. Not that it does anything.” YzAlya mocked, as she stood up and walked over to TiAlya’s seat. “You know... if your mommy found an easy way to make some cash, maybe she'd be able to stop your daddy from going to war. After all... we all know how that turned out.” YzAlya taunted letting out a victorious cackle. The hero wasted no time in walking right up to the sorceress, and decking her in the face.

“DON’T YOU EVER, EVER TALK ABOUT MY DADDY, YOU WITCH! YOU UNDERSTAND?!” TiAlya roared. She was quickly pulled off of the villain by her boyfriend, as Honest Nino took YzAlya back to her seat. “She’s awful, but you gotta keep your cool, babe.” Fairy GodBro pleaded. “I’m tryin, sugah. They make it so difficult!” TiAlya growled.

Honest Nino stared in worry at his beloved. “You ok, babe?” he asked, as YzAlya rubbed her bruised nose. “I’m fine, love.” she huffed. “You heroes are so sensitive about your parents! First Ms. Princess Claws and now you!”

“It's called empathy, ya heartless monstah!” TiAlya replied. “Bit late for flattery, isn’t it?” YzAlya snarked. Wanting to stop another fight happening, Simon Pan stepped in.

“I know who's got a big heart here, and that's Reshma!” he stated. The hero just twirled her hair, smiling as she heard the compliment. “Simon is right.” Snow Mylene agreed. “She started a program that implanted public food gardens all throughout the kingdoms! And she and her family have been taking care of their town with their gifts for half a century!” she stated, as her roomie, Reshmabela, used magic to sprout a rose from her palm, putting it in Snow Mylene’s hair.

“I-It’s the least we can do, for being given such abilities!” Reshmabela said. Her pirate counterpart just laughed at this idea.

“Pshaw! A waste of power if you ask me!” Reshma Hook replied, downing her drink in one gulp. “And how exactly do you like to spend your time, if I may venture to ask?” Reshmabela asked with annoyance.

“Sailing the high seas of course. I pillage, plunder, and kill without fear, just like my parents, and my grandmother. It's why I'm Captain Anarka's first mate. She trusted me implicitly, since our moms are such good friends.” Reshma Hook bragged, until her close friend, Juleficent, burst her bubble.

“Until you launched an attack on Neverland without her permission.” Juleficent reminded, causing Simon Pan and Lacey Bell’s jaws to drop.

“YOU DID WHAT?!” they cried.

“Blasted fairies!” Reshma Hook snarled, shaking her fist to the high heavens. “They stopped me before any major damage could be done. Though I must thank you, Juleka. I'd have been walked off the plank without your words of kindness.” The Mistress of Evil gave her childhood friend a genuine smile, appreciative of the thanks. Kimules let out an awkward cough.

“Speaking of invasions, you should hear about our boy Marc when the villains tried to invade our school! He kept over half the monster army out with this HUGE ice wall, almost two miles high and at LEAST ten feet thick!” he gushed. As with Maxiro, he clapped MarcElsa on the back, causing the ice prince to wince in pain as he smiled.

“Thank you, Kim. But I'd like to also share that there are numerous charities and organizations dedicated to preventing global warming, which I have helped to fund.“ MarcElsa noted. His beloved Rose Petal took his hand and smiled.

“He also freed me from my curse, by finding it in his heart to decide I was his true love!“ Sleeping Nath replied. Nath of Hearts just crossed his arms and frowned.

“INSIGNIFICANT. No such deeds are anything compared to the wickedness of my precious bandersnatch!” he declared, as the Poison King happily stroked his hair. He then looked at his heroic counterpart with the most condescending sneer MarcElsa had ever seen in his life.

“It is only fair that the fairest of them all would be capable of pulling off such evil deeds. I've fatally poisoned hundreds, including my own parents. Now I rule over the kingdom with my beautiful Wild Card, crushing any who oppose us.“ he boasted, as the Mad King giggled and nuzzled his neck.

“I suppose I shouldn’t have expected any different.” MarcElsa noted. “But I have to admit, I owe the fact that I’m even still standing here today to my precious Rose Petal. When Su-Han”

“I wasn’t going to let that bastard kill you after everything he’d already done, even it meant taking a sword to the chest.”

“Why did I just get a chill down my spine?” Juleficent muttered, unaware of the reason why she was shivering. “Pssh!” Nath of Hearts scoffed. “It's nothing compared to my wicked deeds!“ Sleeping Nath couldn’t help but feel an urge to vomit. “Why do I get the feeling I’m about to be sick to my stomach?” he whimpered. “Someone getting sick! How delightful!” MimRore cheered.

“It’s ok, hero. You can cover your ears, as you've already heard most of the story.” Nath of Hearts said dismissively. “Don’t remind me.” Sleeping Nath moaned.

“Well, after offing Mommy and Daddy, I took over the throne! NOW ALL WAYS ARE MY WAYS. And if the rules aren't followed, I CUT OFF THEIR HEADS!” The Mad King roared, cackling like a loony as the Poison King cooed at him. “Nutjooob...” Aladdix muttered under her breath.

“Well, I guess I can go next, though compared to you guys, I’m not that special.” Robette said, shrugging their choulders. “I mainly promote charities and use my money to help other unfortunate kids.” Snow Mylene gave the singer an appreciative smile. “The fact that you are doing it at all is special.” she replied. Robette stared at it’s counterpart and frowned. “Alright, I’m ready for a long evil monologue.” Cosetteweather just smiled and adjusted its’ glasses.

“Well, to the public, I'm sweet little Cosette, that's the image I have to present to the public, I'm going into politics, so you have to play nice. But I'm no hero. I was able use some of my family's money to secretly fund a drug, the Night Howler. Just one injection, and pred-hybrids turn into ruthless killers. The only reason I'm here and not in juvie is because of this reform school. Thank God that the DPD never found enough evidence to find out it was me. All they have are allegations and nothing more.” she bragged.

The heroes just stared at it in shock and anger. This was more than just evil, it was inhumane!

“You…could have gotten hundreds of innocent preds KILLED! We’re not savages, and what gave the you the right to try and make us that way?!“ Miremba growled. The sheep-human hybrid just rolled their eyes.

“You do realize that if I really hated preds, I wouldn't be working with Alix and Ismael, right? It's all part of an agenda.” Cosetteweather countered, as the other villain hybrids proudly put their arms around her.

Miremba merely shook her head in disbelief. “You sicken me.” she hissed. “Who’s next? I don’t want to listen to this monster anymore.”

“Oh, well I take time out of the day to help with organizations dedicated to the prevention of child abuse.” CinderZoe replied, before frowning. “I know how it feels to be neglected and unloved. I also make sure to help clean and create new outfits for my friends, just because I like doing it.” Fairy GodBro flashed a warm smile and hyped up his oldest friend.

“Ha, don’t let her modesty fool you! She started up one of the biggest and most influential child abuse and neglect prevention initiatives in all the kingdoms!” he added.

“She also gave me the wake-up call I’d been needing for a long time…” Chloestasia replied, frowning and shrinking in her seat as she remembered her awful past. She held in the urge to react as Aladdix rolled her eyes. Her half-sister embraced Chloestasia. “Well, DuPont gives you alot of power, I want to use it for the greater good.” CinderZoe encouraged. Chloestasia nodded, but still looked glum. CinderZoe looked at ZoeHans, not very excited to ask about her deeds. “What about you? I assume that you've done the opposite?” she asked.

The villain from the Southern Isles just gave a mirthless chuckle as she told her tale.

“You could say that… as thirteenth in line for the throne, you could imagine I didn’t get a lot of respect. No one ever paid attention to pathetic little Zoe, especially not my parents or siblings! But I knew I was destined to rule! I had it all planned out, every one of them would have hit the dust and the kingdom would have been MINE! If only those meddling DPD agents hasn’t butted in!” she snarled, breaking her refined and elegant image for a split-second.

“They're always ruining everything!” Cosetteweather bleated in agreement. ZoeHans stared at her darling and smiled once again. “So true, my love! At least they kept it a secret, as long as I played nice.” she replied. Then she turned to Lady Chloe. “Sister dear, would you like to share next?”

“Of course, dear.” Lady Chloe smirked. “My story seems tragic to some. I was the unexpected offspring of an affair between Queen Lee and my dunce of a father, Andre Bourgeois.“

“I…can understand that actually.” Chloestasia whispered. “The unwanted child…” Lady Chloe just gave her another death stare, which shut her up.

“Who cared if those royal dunderheads didn't want me. I used the wealth given to me to make a name for myself. I am respected, feared, as a noblewoman. I could’ve taken over as head of the Bourgeois... if the assassination plan didn’t go up in smoke. Besides, My half-sister was more than happy to love me.” She said, smiling warmly at ZoeHans.

“Your dunce of a father would have gotten what he deserved if that assassin hadn’t been a pesky undercover agent!” ZoeHans replied.

“A pity,” Lady Chloe sniffed. “But it matters not. I'll get my revenge in the end. At the very least, I still am a woman of high status, they can't take that away from me. And I was able to meet all these lovely people... including my two very special friends.” she said, staring at Madame Sabrina and Mari De Vil, who let out surpisingly warm chuckles.

Chloestasia did not respond, looking oddly quiet and pensive. “And what about you, dear?” her counterpart sneered. “What great deeds of heroism have you accomplished?”.

“I…well I…I-I'm no hero.“ she says, her voice shaking a little. She feels her body trembling ever so slightly.

The heroes are shocked by her modesty. CinderZoe is about to comfort her, but then a certain thief opens her mouth.

“Yo, you may not have started out good, but you weren't THAT bad!“

Chloestasia felt her mind snap a little. For Aladdix, who had been making snide remarks at her since her reformation, who had humiliated her in front of her counterpart, to say something like that? She was NOT gonna let Aladdix play the hero in this situation. She could’ve just waited after the meeting to talk, but Chloestasia felt herself begin to crack.

“You don't have to lie, Alix. I heard you during my meeting time. You didn't want me to be here.“ she replies, her voice dripping with bitterness and frustration. There were mutters and whispers of concern, as Kimules’ felt his eyes widen in shock. Aladdix just threw up her arms in annoyed surprise. CinderZoe knew that a fight could break out at any moment, if she didn’t act fast.

“You may have had a rough start, Chlo, but what matters is that you’re making up for it now!“ CinderZoe reminded, pleading that Chloestasia would take the hint and just move on. As long as she did that, everything would be fin-

“Not according to Alix.“ Chloestasia replied, her voice dripping with suppressed rage. All CinderZoe could think was... Oh fuck. This was going to get ugly, and all she could do now was move on to damage control.

“Jesus, I'm sorry, ok? Not my fault you’re so sensitive about it!” Aladdix yelled.

And that’s all it took for Chloestasia to finally snap.

“Oh shut the fuck up! God you are such a hypocrite!” she replied. Aladdix growled and leaped out of her seat. “You should be damn grateful that we gave you a second chance!”

“No, a lot of these people wanted that, you just want to rag on me for the rest of time, all because I was a petty bitch to you. You’re no better than me!” Chloestasia argued. “Oh fuck you, you know that’s not true!” Aladdix replied, rolling her eyes. In response, Chloestasia pointed over to her counterpart, who smirked arrogantly at her.

“That bitch was standing right there, verbally assaulting me, and you still took the time to moan about Zoe helping me!”

“Wanna prove me wrong? Kick my ass right now.” Aladdix goaded, walking towards Chloestasia while Kimules tried to stop her.

The villains just stayed quiet, over the moon at seing how their counterparts were turning on each other. “Please don’t” Adripunzel pleaded.

Fine, you want me to be a villain? I’ll be a fucking villain!” Chloestasia snapped, lunging at the thief before being held back by her half-sister. Kimules followed suit and grabbed a hold of Aladdix before she could throw a punch. The two heroes quickly dragged the fighters out of the room, and IsmaGenie floated behind them. All of the villains still remained silent, chuckling as they saw the heroes whispering in concern to each other. After a couple of minutes, CinderZoe and Kimules returned, frowning as Lady Chloe gave them a smug smile.

“Quite a lovely and loyal group you are. I’d be smarter than to tangle with my Alix.” she sneered. “Yeah, because you know I’d destroy you.” Alix Khan bragged. The noblewoman just nodded affectionately.

“Of course, dear. You’re the Queen of the Jungle. Only a moron would try to cross you.” The tiger-human hybrid genuinely beams at this, offering a hug to Lady Chloe, who actually accepts it.

“We’re sorry you guys had to see that.“ CinderZoe frowned, ignoring the villain. JuleBeast just gave her a shaky smile, worried yet reassuring. “Just to let you know, Zoe, we don’t hate her.“

“Yeah, she may have been dishonorable in the past, but she is on the road to recovery. That’s what matters most.” Marilan nodded. While Chloestasia may have considered the girl a rival in the past, Marilan had felt merely annoyance with her before the reformation. “I’ll just say it, we don’t give enough of a shit to hate Chloe. It’s too draining.” Jeanzco admitted. CinderZoe gave them a grateful smile.

“Thank you. Now… we’re nearly done, so let’s finish what we started.” she said. The boy from Neverland gave a cheeky smile. “Well, I’ve given that old codfish Hook a run for his money, I’ll tell ya that!” he said. Reshma Hook growled and felt an urge to stab him. “Cocky little bastard.” she muttered.

“He also was the first one to give a home to the other abandoned kids who ended up in Neverland! He’s their big brother and they love ‘im to death!” Demolition Denise added, hugging their boyfriend. The minister-in-training just turned their nose up in disgust.

“If they were abandoned then the Lord decreed it so.“ he sniffed. Simon Pan whipped his head around to look at the villain. “No child deserves to be discarded and unloved.” he replied, his voice cold with rage.

“My father was such a pitifully soft-hearted coward, that he wanted to adopt a deformed child!” Simon Frollo countered. “A hideous hunchback like your friend there! Naturally, I put the dreadful creature out of its misery, I wouldn’t call an abomination like that a brother!”

QuasiIvan’s face turned deathly pale. “You... what?” he gaped. Snow Mylene gave the villain a terrifying death stare.

“You are no child of God. You are a child of Satan. To do such a monstrous thing... it sickens me.“

Julebeast growls and feels her hands begin to shake. “I ought to tear you limb from limb!” she snarls, standing up, ready to attack. She stopped when she saw a smug look on Lacey Gothel’s face. “Solving problems with violence. How very BEASTLY of you.” Lacey Gothel snarked. Julebeast reluctantly sat back down.

Doctor Cabello had sneaked up behind their beloved choir boy, and their shadow kissed him on the lips, as they lovingly stroked his hair.

“It’s cute when you get fired up like that, Amor! I love that hellfire in you!” they purred, causing the boy to blush like mad. “Oh, Lord forgive me.” he moaned, as he began to make out with the doctor.

“Alright, enough from the wannabe judge and the Shadow Witch. It's my turn now!“ Lacey Bell said, her wings fluttering as she drank some more juice. “I've been helping kids all across Neverland as a guide, plus my improvements to Pixie Hollow made stressful jobs for fairies a whole lot easier!”

Her counterpart let out a mocking laugh. “Well, isn’t that nice.” she replied. “As for me-” She held onto her cloak, and vanished, reappearing behind the fairy to give her a fright. “I was known in the streets as the ‘Grey Killer’. Offed a bunch of those wretched geezers!” she bragged, cackling maniacally as she stroked her dagger.

“Well you couldn't have been that good, if they caught you.“ Lacey Bell snarked, causing her villainous self to snarl. “Why you little-!“

She attempted to stab Lacey Bell, who shrinked down to her fairy size. She whizzed past the knife and tugged the hood of Lacey Gothel’s cloak over her face.

“Alright, we’re up last.” Kimules sighed as he stared at Kimton. “I'm glad you've saved the best for the end.” Kimton boasted, giving a cocky grin as he puffed out his chest. The villainous girls merely groaned in annoyance.

“As the top dog of this school, I do whatever I want. I start fights just so I can win them, I push around weaklings because I know they won't do anything about it. Not to mention I'm the best at hunting. There's nothing like killin a beast to get the blood pumping. Why, I remember one time I came upon this castle in the forest...“

JuleBeast’s eyes widened as her friends formed a protective circle around her, having an idea of where this was going.

“I saw this hideous feroucious creature, wearing the clothes of a man. I knew it was a loathsome monster who needed to be put out of its misery. So I got my rifle and killed the thing in one shot. Then I'm told that it was actually a prince, struck by a curse and turned into that creature. Well in that case, why should I care? I saved it from the curse, because it was dead.” He sneered, a look of arrogant glee on his face. Roselle was quick to comfort her girlfriend. “We won’t let him hurt you, Jules. We promise.” She replied. QuasiIvan merely gave the hunter a death glare.

“Looks like you’re last, wimp.” Kimton taunted.

“Hey Dickface, why don’t you shut up and listen! Because you’re ten different shades of delusional if you think you’re even a blip on the radar next to our boy here!” Demolition Denise replied, before smiling at IsmaGenie.

“HIT IT!”

He conjured up an entire orchestra, using magic to make the instruments play by themselves.

Lacey Bell:

Who puts the glad in gladiator?!

Heroes:

It’s our Kim!

Jeanzco:

Who’s darin’ deeds are great theater?!

Heroes:

It’s our Kim!

MarcElsa:

Isn’t he bold?

QuasiIvan:

No one braver

AriOndine:

Isn’t he sweet?

She kissed her boyfriend on the cheek, making him blush.

IsmaGenie:

Our favorite flavor!

He conjured a bottle of GameGod, Denise and Kim’s energy drink, into his hands.

“Okay, okay, thank you guys.” Kimules said, laughing and ignoring Kimton, pouting that they had a song about his heroic counterpart as well.

“Kim here kicks the shit outta ACTUAL monsters and stops natural disasters on a weekly basis!” Simon Pan said, pointing to the demigod. “And he’s the first one to stick up for you if you’re being bullied!” Maxiro added, smiling at his buddy.

“And he was sweet enough to buy a huge new home for his dads once he started taking off with royalties!” Snow Mylene gushed. “And he always manages to keep his princess safe from harm!” TiAlya teased, affectionately, causing YzAlya to gag.

“When I managed to meet Amelie’s terms for the deal, she was so angry that she tried to kill, to strangle and drown me, but…as always, Kim was my hero! He saved me by ripping off one of her tentacles.” LeOndine cooed.

“Fucking brute.” Mylensula growled, as Ivan Oogie gave her a protective hug.

“And you can thank Kim for reviving Ondine after she was sent to the Underworld. Our boy here jumped into the River of Souls, all to bring her back.” Fairy GodBro said, clapping Kimules on the shoulder.

“Decked the God of Death in the face, twice!” Demolition Denise added. “I’d like to see him try that shit with me.” Mireides growled.

“And that’s not even the best part of all this!” Roselle added.

“Kim had his godhood taken away from him by his uncle as a baby.” Marilan said. “But with what he did for Ondine, how much he cared about her, and all of us…. well…”

“We’d all gone down to the Underworld with ‘im, cuz like hell we were lettin’ that old creep hang onto our girl!” Demolition Denise replied, causing AriOndine to smile.

Snow Mylene continued. “For a moment there…we really thought they were both gone. But, then we saw this golden glow!”

“What Kim did was enough for him to prove his worth as a true hero, and earn his godhood back!” BluRore cheered.

“We all got to go to Olympus! It was SO pretty!” Roselle chirped. This caused Mireides to spit out her drink and gape at the demigod. “Wait…but you…you’re still…” she sputtered.

“A demigod? Yeah, and by choice.” Kimules replied, as Jeanzco tossed an arm around him. “Well, the thing is, while Olympus is pretty swank, in the end, we were all just too awesome for Kim here to give us up!” he joked.

“Heh! Whatever you need to tell yourself, dude.” Kimules replied, playfully shoving him back.

“Well... we all know who he really stayed for.” TiAlya said, putting a hand on the blushing mermaid’s shoulder.

“I…I just wanted to keep helping people….and to stay with the people I love the most in the world.” Kim admitted, as his friends surrounded him in a heroic group hug.

“What.... WHAATTT!” Mireides exploded, her hair bursting into a fiery ball. “YOU GAVE UP A ONE IN A TRILLION OPPORTUNITY FOR YOUR STUPID FRIENDS?!”

Other villains began to protest as well.

“You idiot. You absssolute idiot!” Jafardrien hissed. “You had infinite power, you could have lived for all of eternity!”

“Don't you at least pretend to be a god? Think of all the free stuff you could get. The ultimate con!” Honest Nino replied.

“AND YOU GAVE IT UP FOR WHAT?! FOR SOME SPINELESS LITTLE BABY PRINCESS?!” Mylensula roared.

“Not just that but FOR A WOMAN?! How could you be such a nancy boy?!” Kimton scoffed.

“Alright, I’ve heard your points. Now with all due respect…I don’t give a rat’s ass, no offense Zo, about what you think. My friends, my princess, THEY are what matters to me. I was an outcast, called a dangerous freak, my whole life, and these guys…they accepted me. With them…that’s where I belong.” Kimules stated.

“You thawed my heart, I wouldn't trade any of you for the world!” MarcElsa admitted, holding Sleeping Nath’s hand.

“You all are some of the only people in my life who’ve never made me feel like…a monster.” JuleBeast admitted. “Same here. You all gave me sanctuary.” QuasiIvan agreed.

“All the strength we have…it comes from us being together. I love you guys, all of you!” Demolition Denise squealed.

At that moment, CinderZoe smiled as she received a notification from her phone.

“Oop! Good news guys! Alix just texted me! She said “Chloe told me she’s sorry, I told her the same. It’s all good now, ready to move on” Chloe also said “We’re patching things up. Thank you for understanding.” CinderZoe stated.

Most of the heroes cheered at this, but IsmaGenie frowned. Alix wasn’t one to cool off and admit defeat this easily. He was going to check on her to see what was going on. As the heroes had their group hug, and went their separate ways, the villains pondered over the events that occurred.

IT’S FINALLY HERE! I want to first say thank you so much to Weeby for writing the dialogue with me. She and Artzy have been true friends throughout this whole process, and I’ll admit, procrastination, other projects, and writer’s block kept me from releasing this sooner. But it’s finally out and I couldn’t be happier with the result. I’ll be releasing some small reaction shorts to the filler events, so check out for those, because they’ll be coming very soon. I’m happy to inform you that I’ve already helped Weeby with the dialogue for her filler short, and it’s a big one! Stay on the lookout for more Heroes, Villains, and Mirrorverse content. See you soon! Oh, and please reblog, ask, post, and reply to let us know your thoughts. @artzychic27 @msweebyness

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