#me and my homies hate cars

[seraphdreams]

ser a car almost hit me just now and then got mad at ME when they were the ones at fault bc they were supposed to stop but didn’t 🥲 im lucky i even saw them in time

IM GLAD YOIRE OKAY but that’s so stupid!!

#i hate cars #me and my homies hate cars #seraph.replies!

[smhalltheurlsaretaken]

Came across a sketch on Youtube about Darth Vader being illiterate because Anakin was, I quote: 'bought as a slave, given a sword and thrown into war, they never really sent us to school.'

And like. That's a very geeky youtuber who loves to get deep in the lore. And yet SOMEHOW he managed to miss the fact that the war happened TEN YEARS after TPM and the Jedi fcking do send their kids to school because they are a school (and Anakin was not even bought he was won in a bet). Is the machete order that popular?

#kriff the machete order all my homies hate the machete order #watch tpm before talking about the characters you cowards #(And really there's no real indication in TPM that Anakin was illiterate even as slave?) #anakin skywalker #the phantom menace #tpm #it's an amazing movie FIGHT ME #i love everything about it except the pod race because that part is too long and reminds me of cars but everything else is awesome thx

[sidecharacterenthusiast]

pjo show adaptation needed the seven-layer dip tbh

#literally probably my ONLY complaint #it’s also not a complaint it’s just kinda different and something i wasn’t expecting #the whole show was so beautiful and i hek sjdkdkf #the characterizations and presentations and whatever i’m obsessed so far #all my homies hate gabe #but something about Sally just bugs me slightly #i think i just felt caught off guard abt the show having the demigod convo in the cabin vs in the car #like i understand they gotta take creative differences and it’s hard to portray the books word for word #plus disney too and children #it is literally NOT that deep though lmfao #i’m honestly just being really nitpicky at this point #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #percy jackson tv show #sally jackson

[shima-draws]

Today has been so mega stressful I just

Smacks head against wall

#Shima speaks #Okay. Okay okay okay storytime #SO as many of you know I bought a new car back in April. Almost May. #I didn't get the title registration card in the mail until like June #So I registered my car and bought the plates. 100% bought the plates I KNOW I bought the plates #Fast forward to now it is August and still no plates in the mail. No notification that they've been mailed or received or ANYTHING #SO I'm sitting here going hey where are my plates my temporary tags have expired on my car and I could get ticketed for that #I decide you know what I'll go to the DMV directly and get this sorted out. Fucking hate the DMV all my homies hate the DMV #But what can you do you know. Idk where the plates are. #I was very worried bc the mailroom in my apartment was broken into so somebody could have stolen the plates out of my mailbox #And I'd be none the wiser!! Bc I haven't received any sort of notification that they were delivered! #So I decide to go to the DMV right but my coworker tells me that they don't do walk ins anymore. They only see you by appointment #The next appointment wasn't available until August 22nd. LIKE. THREE WEEKS FROM NOW #So I book the appointment. And I send them an email going like hey uh I kinda need new temp tags while I'm waiting to be seen abt my plates #And they email me back going oh lol this is the wrong county you need to go to blah blah blah county office #So I'm like jesus christ okay I'll go to the correct county office. LUCKILY they have walkins so I drove over there today #I walked in and the girl working the customer service counter asks me what I need and I say hey I'm having issues getting my plates #I hand her my title registration card and she looks it up and goes oh lol we have your plates. They were returned #APPARENTLY they fucked up my address and didn't include the apartment number on the package so it got returned to them #SO THEY'VE JUST HAD MY FUCKING PLATES FOR A MONTH AND A HALF AND DIDN'T TELL ME. NO EMAIL NO PHONE CALL NOTHING IN THE MAIL #The girl goes into the back and grabs my plates. Thank god I finally have my fucking plates #LUCKILY I didn't actually have to wait in line she just grabbed them and I didn't need to get a ticket to see someone at the counter #But oh my god. SO fucking stressful dude. #I hate adulting <3 #Also my computer had a hacking scare so there's that too #But that's a whole other can of worms #Lies down I'm fucking exhausted bro

[safyresky]

😤😮‍💨

I am once again venting below the cut, please enjoy this Jacqueline in the meantime:

GOOD LORD!! CIRCULAR CONVERSATIONS ARE GENUINELY SOOO FRUSTRATING. I've had my new car for a WEEK and for a WEEK it's been the SAME SHIT between the hubbers and the MIL:

He mentions the car bc he's excited about it

She goes on an emotionally charged RANT about how concerned she is that we went and bought this car and how she's worried about all the debt we have and that we won't be able to "just vibe"

He assures her we went over everything (which we did) and that it's affordable for us (it being the bi-weekly payment)

It stops there. He laments to me. I reassure. I boost him the FUCK UP LIKE HE DESERVES TO BE! 😤

He brings up the car again with her in the hopes she'll be like I'm also excited about this for you!!

She instead once more lectures us on debt

He once again reassures her

He comes to me lamenting once more

I am stuck watching this circle and smacking my head against the wall

I love this man so much, and he does NOT deserve the shit his mother is giving him and I VERY MUCH DISLIKE that he is STILL SEEKING HER APPROVAL. ESPECIALLY BECAUSE WE DIDN'T BUY THE CAR FOR HIM!! WE BOUGHT IT FOR M E AND HE CO-SIGNED BC THE PAYMENT IS CHEAPER AND HE IS VERY EXCITED THAT WE HAVE A NEW, RELIABLE VEHICLE THAT IS SAFE FOR ME! HE'S HAPPY I'M SAFE!

And he's NOT explaining this bit to his Mom, and keeps being like w/e her opinion doesn't matter

BUT THEN THEY HAVE THIS CONVERSATION AGAIN

AHHHHHH

I hate circular arguments y'all. They make me want to explodE. My entire morning/afternoon has been reassuring the hubbers and trying to point out how the convo is circular bc he's looking for her approval and excitement but she is looking for Something Else BC she's worried about our finances. Guys, imma be real with you. This is an affordable payment for us. It's literally only coming out of MY PAYCHECK since it's MY CAR and they BOTH seem to be forgetting that and it's causing this stupid discussion that won't end until either:

He tells her he's heard her concerns and asks her what she's looking for (since despite his reassurances and walking her thru the process we went thru last weekend and showing her the numbers and how it all works out fine she STILL keeps voicing her concerns, to the point where I haven't even talked with her about it but am dying to yell WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE US TO DO MARGE, GET RID OF THE CAR??? Because really, what WOULD you like us to do and it's presumptuous of you to assume we can't handle it and will need your help)

He tells her he's heard her concerns and asks her to just listen to his and please show some excitement because he's excited about it, so why can't you be

They let it die and never talk about it again the end OR

He understands that this is another one of those Margie being Margie scenarios and he's not gonna get her approval or excitement, and accepts that all he needs in this scenario is his OWN acceptance and excitement, and find a way to be OKAY with that

And I don't know how LIKELY any of these are going to be in the near future (and dw, I texted him that blurb already so hopefully it's on his mind and he makes good choices, good choices being either 1 or 4 bc this isn't gonna get resolved any time soon with my MIL's old fashioned REPRESS UR EMOTIONS ass 😤) so I am instead FUMING about situations OUTSIDE OF MY CONTROL bc as an outsider Incan see how it's going and after 4 years of therapy I can see what needs to be done bc I'VE BEEN THERE TOO

This situation has me so down it's making me wanna call and vent to my Mommy and that's how you KNOW it's yucky tbh

#dani speaks #dani vents #i don't often call my mom to vent these days bc she can be very similar to Richard's mom re: ur childs feelings #BUT MY GOD. I AM AT A LIMIT #anyway if u read the vent ty for reading I appreciate it 🩷 #we'll be okay! i know Richard will read those options and see what's going on and choose what works best for the time being #BUT MY GOD WATCHING THE CROSSFIRE?? IS STRESSFUL #I'M LIKE #THIS IS SO STUPID GUYS PLZ #anyway if anyone wonders why I wrote blinter the way I did #THIS IS WHY. I THINK PARENTS SHOULD MAKE UP WITH THEIR ADULT CHILDREN AND UNDERSTAND THE TRAUMAS AND THINGS #AND BE SUPER SUPPORTIVE #I THINK PARENTS NEED TO STOP THE AGE OLD HANDING OVER OF TRAUMA TO THE KIDS #GENERATIONAL TRAUMA IS AO FRUSTRATING AND SO EASILY AVOIDABLE BUT IT DOES ENOUGH DAMAGE THAT IT KEEPS GOING! #FUCK THE CYCLE ALL MY HOMIES HATE THE CYCLE #and if anyone is wondering. i am VERY excited about the new car #being able to drive again without breakdown anxiety and in a car that isn't crumbling to dust around me #is STELLAR! I WANT TO CRY HAPPY TEARS! I HAVE MY FREEDOM BACK! THE MONEY WE'LL SAVE ON SUDDEN REPAIRS #IS GONNA BE SO NICE #I'm 😭😭😭 #it's just so reliving and I feel so annoyed that MIL doesn't see it like that and is focusing on 'startung ur marriage out in debt' #sweetie. I've been paying student loans for 5 years. We were ALREADY starting with debt and our payment plan is FINE #WE HAVE JOB SECURITY #OTHERWISE I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT #AND IF WE SUDDENLY DON'T #WE SELL ONE OF THE CARS #Boom. done. #ANYWAY. IMMA GO GROCERY SHOPPING NOW #BC I CAN BC MY CAR IS RELIABLE!! AH! #out of context jacquelines

[meowthiroth]

#i have had to deal with some 🅱️ULLSHIT today lemme tell you #first they redirected our return flight down to fuckin atlanta for seemingly no reason #the original was gonna be from spokane to chicago with a stop in minneapolis-st. paul but that one got cancelled i guess #but TODAY. literally 12 hours before our flight out of chicago was supposed to take off. i got an email saying they cancelled it #which of course made me Fucking Panic bc i can NOT afford to book a whole new flight on such short notice #but i NEEDED to be there this weekend. like im con staff they need me out there #luckily i was able to change to a flight out of ohare but. our return flight is still going to midway & they didnt let me change that one #so now we gotta take the L train ALLLLL the way to the Other Airport just to get back to our car #anyways long story short fuck delta all my homies hate delta #i swear if they try to pull some fuck shit with our return flight i will Maim and Bite #ace screams into the void #vent//

[albatris]

what is UP friends!! on today's rental car writing agenda is a Scene that is very fun and stupid

quinn and alex getting puppet-controlled by Evil to turn against each other while completely aware and conscious...... tense and angsty and weirdly homoerotic bc it's from quinn's pov...... zeke being violent and badass and melting some guys alive with a torch.... the surprise zeke appearance that ideally makes readers go "fuuuuck yeaaaaah!!!".......... nat making an ethel's head gruesomely explode from the inside out while doing finger guns......... (uncharacteristically cool nat moment)

(at this point yvonne is currently on vacation from the plot lmao. book two yvonne takes a brief self-care break from Violent Shenanigans while she figures out her boundaries and whether she wants to be involved in Violent Shenanigans or nah)

(she does)

anyway. yeehaw

#idk we get some fun freaky ethel stuff in book 2 lol #we also get uh...... quinn Discovering Things about themself....... #ethels r like #haha what if we took control of their bodies and made alex kill quinn while both their minds are still completely aware :) #like VERY real threat of immediate death for vulnerable human quinn here but also of course in reality its just like #quinn: *helpless and restrained in place while their also-being-puppeted ridiculously attractive best friend #very sensually brushes its fangs over their neck and toys with them and is about to kill them* #quinn: 😳😳😳 #tbf alex and quinn can also 100% talk to each other in this scenario so theyre kind of both being piloted and controlled n are just like #''hey do you have a fucking plan to get us out of this'' #''why the fuck would i have a plan YOU assured me you had a plan'' #''my plan was to not get into this situation'' #''where the fuck is nat i hate this'' #a rental car takes a left down rake street and disappears #book two: fuck the ethels all my homies hate the ethels and their gaslight gatekeep girlboss house

[the-wereraven]

I honestly find it funny (and nice) that the whole fandom unanimously agreed that Custard sucks.

And wr all unanimously agree that it's because he does UwU

#me and my homies hate Elder Custard #get in the car guys we're taking his kids

[dan-crimes]

Y'know Twitch ads wouldn't be so bad if they didn't BLAST MY FUCKIN EARDRUMS Twitch really said fuck poor ppl RUPTURED EARDRUMS BE UPON YE

#I don't watch Twitch btw I just don't wanna wait for the YT VOD bcuz spoilers for the new Sonic game lmao #I hate Twitch with a passion the mobile interface and structure of the app SUCKS #they play 3 ads in the span of like seemingly 10 minutes between a 5 hour VOD #all of which are 30 seconds long and unskippable and about fuckin car insurance or some shitty gamer lingo shit #and then they fuckin BUST ur fuckin EARDRUMS for some FUCKIN REASON !!! they have it so fuckin LOUD and for WHAT !!! #I could deal with like a minute and 30 seconds of ads if I didn't have to TURN MY VOLUME DOWN EVERYTIME #and if it fuckin WARNED ME FIRST I just have to have my finger on the trigger the entire time in fear of an ad jumpscare #jfc this is why I do not use Twitch #also what the fuck is the deal with having a 30 second unskippable ad @ the start of a livestream from a streamer u don't even know #like I am not gonna sit 30 seconds to watch a stream I might not even like there is like no discoverability on this fuckin app #hell I don't even wait 30 seconds to watch someone I DO know bcuz I DO NOT KNOW IF I WILL LIKE THE STREAM !! #even if it is someone I know of I might not like the game or it might just not be the vibe at the time #and if u accidentally close out you have to watch ANOTHER 30 second unskippable ad and it's like whatever I'll go watch YT instead #like fuck off the ads on that app are vile #plus it is a LIVESTREAM so the ads are even MORE invasive and you can't fuckin scroll back to see what you missed #like ads are fine if they PAUSED THE FUCKIN STREAM OR SMTH !!!!! #or if u could go back or if u could fuckin speed it up or SOMETHING like it is just kinda shit isn't it #fuck Twitch I'm stickin with my homie YT where I can skip ads and speed up parts of the videos and the ads are sparse #still don't enjoy the ads on YT but at least it is better than fuckin Twitch man lmao

[halcyo]

i love you trams i love you buses i love you subways i love you bike lanes i love you pedestrian medians i love you mixed use development i love you corner stores i love you pollinator gardens i love you weekly farmers markets i love you open-air independent cafes i love you community mutual aid funds i love you street fairs i love you local grocery stores i love you neighbors talking to me over the backyard fence i love you pigeons roosting in the station rafters i love you community activists i love you walkable cities i love you human-first development

#.txt #however. i hate you charlie baker #fund the fucking MBTA goddamnit #just thinking about how i walked out of my apartment and it took me 5 minutes to pop into a locally owned cafe #where my roommate works and the employees aren’t treated like shit #passed by a bunch of actual local restaurants and stores and even a grocery store #i could walk there safely bc there’s sidewalks and crosswalks #and there were kids and people walking their dogs #fuck the suburbs all my homies hate the suburbs #mixed use cities where people live and work and hang out? without needing a car? priceless #now just add a median with trees to my street and protect the bike lane and i’ll never leave

[moxxpoxx]

holy shit what the fuck hbahdbjevbfjq/hbibqg;3uiojbfwe

#moxxtalks #driving fucking sucks man #put that shit away and get me a train or bus or smthn #fuck cars all my homies hate cars

[cuntwrap--supreme]

Legit gonna throw hands with the next AT&T cunt I see in my yard trying to sell me fiber optic internet.

#my teen siblings are terrified of random people showing up at the house #like. these kids have grown up in a world where anyone at any time could shoot up their school or home. they're literally terrified. #and then one of them has the audacity to just stroll around in the back yard? #i asked him what the fuck he thought he was doing and he said he saw the yard and liked it #like. cool. how about get your gross ass out of my yard?? you don't live here. stop taking photos. #i told them to put in their system that cops will be called for trespassing next time one of them shows up #just really sick of them. of not being safe from being sold shit at my own house. #one of them also hit my mom's car recently. backed right into it and left like it was nothing. thanks ring doorbell for not being on... #I've been sitting outside getting destroyed by mosquitoes so they don't knock. it scares the youngins. #I've told three people to fuck off. each one said they'll put a note in. each one has been warned I'll fight them. #i swear AT&T is gonna be what makes me one of those 2A protect the homestead gun weirdos #unless you have mail or a legitimate reason to be at my house - fuck the hell off #I've waited 27 years to kick the shit out of someone. don't make me do it shoeless and in my jammies. #rant #bitching #at&t can suck my left nut #fuck at&t #all my homies hate at&t

[whateverwarrior]

My parents do not like my idea for a horse/train based society. They do not understand and make fun of me whenever I bring it up. I think it wouldn’t be so hurtful if I could safely and timely get to and from work everyday by taking a train and/or a horse.

#fuck cars me and my homies hate cars

[southislandwren]

i have the zoomies mixed with self destructive tendencies and i want to run until i collapse except 1) it's night time and also 40 degrees out. 2) i'm surrounded by corn fields and territorial farmers with guns. 3) what if i go on a run and alphonse spontaneously dies while i'm gone

Edited to say I went on a walk and I hatched an egg and caught 20 Pokémon and evolved my eevee so not only did I get my zoomies out I also was productive

#oh also my shoes cant handle me running like they'll fall apart immediately #but it would feel sooooo good to run as fast as i can until im bent over wheezing #and the cold air feeling like its cutting my lungs and my legs are burning #and then i have to figure out where i am and how i'm getting back home #and the soles of my feet are torn up and freezing against the concrete #etc etc #in sensory hell rn for no real reason #and also i have this irrational fear that al will just drop dead from old age one day even though hes only 9 #he should technically live for like 6 more years so i have no idea why im so panicky about him #anyway. i might go wander around outside #at the very least i'll sit on my porch and chill since its not cloudy out #my brothers gonna play animal crossing with me tomorrow so something to look forward too #i also have no reflective clothes so what are the chances i'll get hit by a car in a town of 1000 people? #diary post #good day today thoguh despite my current mental state. started transposing a new song by ear today #i was gonna do a duet of clarinet and harmonica but first i have to figure out half steps on harmonica #so for now its clarinet - piano duet of husker bee ballroom #also FUCK time signatures all my homies hate time signatures

[lovesphases]

why are you here - rafe x fem!reader

summary - you and rafe had been secretly hooking up for a while. when you show up to a party with your new boyfriend and he has his new girlfriend on his arm, you guys can’t help but remind each other why you can’t stay friends.

warnings! - p in v, unprotected p in v, cheating, semi public sex, sorta getting caught? , drug use, alcohol use. i think that’s it! lmk if i missed any

a/n - i’m very rusty so please bare with me and lmk your thoughts 🙏 . not proofread

I hate that I saw you again last night

You were with somebody and so was I

Met you in the bathroom at 12:05

And I fucked you again

We can never be friends

Applying the finishing touches of your makeup you take a step back to fully look at yourself in the mirror. The white mini dress you’re wearing hugs your body in the perfect places. It lands just below the curve of your ass and accentuates your tits, which are practically spilling out over the top. You put on your kitten heels and rush down the stairs to meet your boyfriend at the door.

“Hi baby- Holy shit.” Your boyfriend rakes his gaze over your body, making heat rush to your cheeks. He grabs your hips, pulling you flush against him.“I’m not sure if we’re gonna make it to the party with you looking like that.” His hand makes his way into your hair, tilting your head back giving you a deep kiss.

“Topper!” you giggle and push him away from you. “You’re gonna ruin my makeup” you whine.

“That’s nothing babe. I can really mess it up for you.” You roll your eyes, a scowl on your face.

“Topper stop! We’re gonna be late. Let’s go!”

You push past him heading towards the car. He huffs out a breath, raking a hand through his hair before following you.

I'm not myself

I'm not myself when you're around, no

Can't be helped

We are insane, that's just the way it goes

You arrive at Tannyhill, the music from the party blaring. Topper grabs your hand, leading you through the party. From across the room you spot Rafe, and his girlfriend Sofia clinging to his arm. Irritation flows through you. “Babe, I'm gonna go grab a drink.”

“Yeah sure.” knowing he’s not even listening to what you’re saying, you drop his hand and head to the kitchen.

You go to pour yourself a shot when you hear a loud pitched scream from behind you. You turn around, brows furrowed with confusion. Your face morphs into a smile when you realize the scream came from your best friend, Katie.

“OH MY GOD! KATIE!” you squeal as you rush to your best friend engulfing her in a hug. “What the fuck are you doing here? I thought you weren't coming!”

“Bitch I changed my mind! Are we getting drunk or what?” you throw your head back as you let out a loud laugh.

“Pick your poison babe.”

5 Shots later you and Katie are out on the floor dancing when a touron comes up to Katie asking her to dance. She looks at you and you nod your head in approval. “I’m gonna go find Topper!” you shout over the loud music. She’s no longer paying attention, too busy dancing with the touron to listen.

I need to smoke, I'm feeling sick inside

From seeing you next to a friend of mine

You find your boyfriend sitting on the couch with Rafe and Kelce. You approach them, sliding into Toppers lap. You look over, making eye contact with Rafe, his eyes filled with a look you can’t quite pinpoint.

He lifts a joint to his lips inhaling, turning to Sofia he pulls her in before blowing the potent smoke into her mouth. You roll your eyes and stand up, needing to leave.

“I’ll be back” you bend down to give your boyfriend a quick kiss before turning around and heading to the bathroom.

I'm a demon in the night

She's an angel with the white

Told me keep on all the lights

I'ma show you what you like

Help you put back on your clothes

Make sure nothing's on your nose

Ain't even tell my closest homies, nobody knows

You look at yourself in the mirror, raking your fingers through your hair to smooth it down and touching up your lip gloss. You the hear the door open and look up, making eye contact with Rafe. He closes the door behind him and locks it.

Before you can say anything he’s suddenly in front of you. He grabs you by the throat, harshly connecting his lips with yours. He bites your bottom lip causing you to gasp in surprise. He uses that as his chance to slip his tongue into your mouth. You put your hands on his chest with the intention of pushing him away, though you can't help but get caught up in the way his lips move against yours. His hands find their way to your hips, snapping you out of your daze. You finally push him away.

“Rafe what the fuck?”

“What? You’ve been looking at me like you want me to dick you down all night. Getting all pissed and shit when I even look in Sofia’s direction. But now you wanna act all innocent n’shit. Got it.” he shakes his head, pulling a white baggie out of his pocket and placing it on the counter. You stare at him in shock.

“Do you want a line or what?” you make your way to where he’s standing. He hands you a rolled up bill and you lower your head, sniffing the white powder. You tilt your head back, letting out a groan as the drug makes its way through your system. He takes the bill from your hand, snorting his own lines before standing up straight.

You stare at each other for a second before he grabs you harshly by the hair, connecting your lips once more. This one messier and more intense than the last, but this time you don’t have it in you to stop. He suddenly turns you around so you're facing the mirror, hips pressed against the counter. He pulls your dress above your hips, grabbing the fat of your ass before landing a hard smack onto each cheek. You lurch forward, the pain causing the heat building in your core more intense. He thumbs the wet patch forming on your panties.

“Fuck. Still such a slut. So wet for me and I haven't even touched you yet.” you hear the sound of his belt unbuckling, your panties being ripped off shortly after.

His huge length ramming into you without warning. You let out a loud moan, the stretch so deliciously painful.

“Jesus. Still so fucking tight. Topper not fucking you right? That it? Is that why you're bent over for me? letting me do whatever I want to you? Bet if I wanted to fuck that pretty little ass you’d let me? Wouldn't you?” his thumb circles your puckered hole. You let out a loud moan, pussy clenching around his cock.

“Answer me when 'm talking to you. Or are you already too cock drunk to respond?” All you can do is let out another moan.

“Shut the fuck up will you? Or am I gonna have to shove those pretty panties of yours in your mouth?” he spits out through gritted teeth. “You want everyone to know that youre letting your boyfriends best friend fuck you in the bathroom?” you shake your head as his hips continue to slam into you at a brutal pace, unable to answer. The only noise filling the room being his heaving breathing and the squelching of your sopping cunt as he hits all those spots that have your eyes rolling to the back of your head. He reaches his arm around your front, rubbing fast circles onto your sensitive clit.

“Gonna cum for me, pretty girl?” you nod your head aggressively, the pressure in your core building quickly. The band finally snaps, you gush around his cock soaking the floor beneath you.

“Shit. gonna fill you up. You want that?”

“Please Rafe, please cum in me. I need you so bad. Please fill me up.” you desperately whine. He slams into you harder, his strokes becoming sloppy.

“Fuck. Fucking take it slut.” you feel his cock twitch before his hot seed fills you up. He pulls out of you tucking himself back into his pants before fingering the cum that's leaking out of your puffy cunt back into you. He puts your panties back on you before landing a swift slap to your pussy.

“You're gonna go back out there to your lil’ boyfriend filled with my cum. Just remember, you and I can never be friends. You’re mine.” you look at yourself in the mirror, mascara smudged under your eyes and your hair a mess. You go to fix it but before you can Rafe rips your hand away.

“Nah, go back out there just like that and show everyone how much of a fucking whore you are.” you turn around and storm out. Attempting to clean up your appearance as you make your way back to your boyfriend, only to find him gone. Sofia looks at you from the couch, looking between you and Rafe as he comes back into the room. Its clear what happened, your freshly fucked aperance matching his. She storms her way over to Rafe before shoving her fists into his chest.

“Are you fucking serious Rafe? You know what. Fuck both of you. You guys deserve each other” she spits out before running out.

We didn't speak but I read your mind

Both telling lies, our alibis didn't work this time

#rafe cameron #rafe cameron smut #drew starkey #drew starkey smut #obx fanfiction #obx smut #obx x reader #rafe cameron x fem!reader #rafe cameron x reader #hrny on main

[starshapedb0x]

𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐌 ✧˚ · .

𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘: You’re studying to be an engineer and cars have always been your passion, making it big on social media with your achievements.. and catching the eye of a certain Monegasque.

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: None really! Just a cute social media au. The reader gets hate from a lot of fans, that’s worth mentioning.

𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆: Charles Leclerc x engineerstudent!reader

𝐀/𝐍: I’m so sorry I took a big break hehe! I went on vacation and couldn’t update or even upload this! Hope you enjoy it xo 💋

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charles_leclerc Not our best race, but the best company.

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yourusername you did great out there.

charles_leclerc ❤️

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username they totally are!!! She’s fixing those engines while he hands her the silly little tools.

yourusername

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yourusername thank you, Ferrari for the opportunity to watch your engineers while working. It’s insane how much I’ve learned and how much these people work themselves all day, yet are terribly underrated when it comes to the press and media.

username u dropped this babe 👑

username more of Y/N in the races pls!!!!! She explains everything so well, her blog is 😻😻

charles_leclerc hope you return

carlossainz55 great having you there this weekend, y/n

maxverstappen1 perhaps next time to the bull garage..

yourusername Although I am a red girl… your cars are too good I need to learn please 🙏

yourusername

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yourusername They did have me there guys.. but Max threatened he’d stop talking to me if I revealed their car’s secrets.

maxverstappen1 Never said that ! (Keep those complicated engineering sketches to yourself.)

username girl is a homie hopper…

charles_leclerc chérie.. your color is totally red.

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charles_leclerc, yourusername

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charles_leclerc My pr manager said it was okay now, so to my favorite future engineer who works herself off everyday.

username called it u little bitches

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maxverstappen1 she will be blue. 💙

charles_leclerc 😂

username lol this girl isn’t studying to be an engineer she’s taking advantage of the dude

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username bet she’s gonna stop working on everything now that she’s got him.

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f1goss1p new wag alert! Y/N and Charles Leclerc have come out with their relationship.. but his fans don’t seem to be taking well. As for me, I say grow up. She’s a talented engineer, a straight A student and a hardworking person.. stop hating on someone because they’ve achieved your dream, work for it yourself. Stop making this beautiful girl cry.

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username ok gossip account ate

username the haters real quiet now

Should I make a part 2 guys 🤭🤭

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