#me and the homies and that anon

[chloesimaginationthings]

Thank you for drawing Vanessa my gay ass is simping hard!!!!

Vanessa so good they made Vanessa 2

#ask reply #two of em #I get you sm anon #we respect all Vanessas in this house 😤 #me and all my homies love Vanessa

[tubbytarchia]

r...renchanting mayhaps... if you're comfortable with it!

"Hold me"

Alts and other stuff under cut

These are SUPPOSED to be next to each other to save space. But if Tumblr puts them in a downward row, I apologize!!!

I wanted to include the sunglasses because with my Ren design, I was afraid it didn't look enough like him but idk, thought it might also look stupid!! Ahh but oh well, you can have that as an alt! And ohhh my god screw the crown from this angle

My Ren design is still brown ofc but since his skin tone on his red life skin turns completely pale, I really liked the idea of his fur in my design turning white (but not completely, maybe only going full white before death) to mirror that. It works especially well since blood stands out a lot more that way hehe, good intimidation, if even for a man who just wanted to run a little business and for the bloodshed to end...

bonus for checking the read-more

sorry I haven't actually seen either of their 3rd life POVs but one day I will

#Shoutout to my homie Bree for informing me that this was a moment that happened. I heard abt it and then watched it and then died #and then I was like oh I KNOW what Im drawing for that anon that was asking for renchanting lmao #renchanting #renthedog #inthelittlewood #martyn inthelittlewood #blood #blood cw #cw blood #once again just in case #trafficshipping #although come on this did literally happen but you know #they ARE cute... #ft Scott's blood #tubby art #treebark

[blindmagdalena]

yanderelander is SOO (FROTHS AT MOUTH AND BARKS LIKE AN ANIMAL) i just love him being shamelessly manipulative for the "greater good", stealing a readers things and jewelry, following her home and watching her sleep, all the while stringing the reader along, making her feel stupid for even considering that he was doing these things to her - /him?/ her hero? how could she make such assumptions 👀

Homelander is such an expert gaslighter. he would be meticulous in ensuring that none of the strange misfortunes that began popping up in your life could be tied back to him. "C'mon, babe. It's me. You really think I'd do something like that?" and no, of course you don't. how silly of you.

he'd scoff at the concern your friends and family show at the gradual way he's been siphoning all your time to himself. "They're jealous," he whispers in your ear, the flick of his tongue warm and serpentine. "They'll come around."

and why wouldn't they be envious? he's sweet, he's handsome, he's filthy rich, he's yours.

especially in the beginning, it's so easy to let slide the things that don't quite make sense. the things that don't always feel right.

in the honeymoon thrill of it all, you barely notice how distant friends and family grow. work becomes more difficult, more tiresome, less worth the effort. Homelander loves you so deeply, so constantly, you have less and less time for anything else.

but that's why they call it falling in love, isn't it? that feeling of the ground giving out from under you, the jolt of plummeting, the intense singular focus on another person. that's love.

every twist of your gut is met with a tender kiss, an array of flowers, a sparkling necklace that slips around your throat like a leashed collar, the lead wound tightly around his gloved fist. by the time you feel the choke of it, it's too late. you're well and truly his.

and through it all he remains so sickeningly sweet, cooing softly in your ear. his smile razor sharp. at some point you become hyper aware of the sheer immovable strength of his embrace. your heart races when he cups your face because you know you'd take your own head off before you successfully tore it from his steely grip.

his hold on you tightens until you realize he'd sooner tear your heart out than let it go.

#god i REALLY BEEN IN THE MOOD for some unhinged yandere homelander hhhhh #i have a bruuuutal unhinged homie scene coming up in the next chapter of guilty pleasures that's got me all feral about yandere homie #yandere homelander #homelander x reader #homelander x you #homelander headcanons #darling anon #ask and you shall receive #yandere x reader

[elizakai]

Oh ok (same anon from before.)I see people saying that just liking is bad but also not to spam likes and stuff so I wasn’t confident i what to not do! I’m new on Tumblr!Thanks!

oh honey T^T you don’t have to do anything you don’t feel like doing. don’t let people on the internet pressure you into interacting with ANYTHING, doesn’t matter what it is. If you LIKE something and you WANT to interact with it (via liking, reblogging, commenting…WHATEVER.) you’re free to do so 🥺 (i mean unless they ask you not to for some reason??)

but guilting people into reblogs and such, big no for me. 🫂

it’s always nice for creators to see encouragement and hear what people think, but that’s only if you have thoughts or support you WANT to give!! :D

anyways sorry for the tangent. i love any kind of interaction and seeing peoples thoughts and such, AND, you can feel free to lurk on my blog if that’s what you prefer, i’m just happy you’re here ^//U//^🌸

#asks #anon #small tangent #bothers me a bit #do whatever is comfortable here homies waaa🦋 #you aren’t numbers you are people :< #besides why would you want to pressure people into fake enthusiasm whattt #some people are just shy anyways leave them alone #hugs all around #come sit by the fire you don’t have to talk💞

[orgasming-caterpillar]

Tu to behan hi haii....abhi tak operation nhi hua to ladka kaise bangyi ☺️. Aur dusri baat mar to teri gyi hai....tbhi kuch bhi bolri, main sapno mein bhi tera galeech roleplay server na join karu entry to tab deny hogi agar main au vahan 😂. And imagine being so pathetic that online aake gaaliyan deke cool personality establish krni pdti real life vali to.....bhyiii decent to tu hai hi ni....aur agar bachhi hai to school ja, mentally ill hai to psychiatrist ke paas Jaa online kyu ati behan.

Well I have an 11 year streak of getting top marks in school, I'm the champion of my city's interschool chess club, and like 15 homeless children in my city know me personally as "minku bhaiya" cuz I regularly buy them food. And that's listing only three instances.

One of us has to post hate online to establish their pathetic excuse of a personality and brother it ain't me.

#'go to a therapist' i do. she's the nicest person ever #'go to school' i could ask the teachers for personalised online lectures and they'd do it for me #and i know it aint the guy who creeps on minors who's telling me to go to a therapist #and about the surgery. my mom's paying for it homie i just need to find a good doctor and become of age for it #anonabanana #hate anons

[13tinysocks]

people (me included) frothing at the mouth for threesome content because 90% of fanfics in this fandom are monogamous *cough cough the seduce everyone but then at the end choose who you like better fics*

Abby and I are monogamous like crazy hardcore my wife only dykes but like. Having them fight over yn at first is fun drama but it gets boring and makes yn unlikeable for not putting their foot down and ruining friendships like some mansion fics iykyk. It's stupid and predictable also the endings are... disappointing!!. The Chad polyamory fic is way more interwoven character wise AND has so many unexplored story avenues it's a shame more writers don't step outside their monogamous mindset when writing p

#ty for the birthday wizhes :33 #reply #anon #I HATE YOU REC ME AND ALL MY HOMIES HATE THAT FIC

[dykedvonte]

Who's your fav. fallout character and why are they your favorite?

Surprisingly it’s not Benny, I just think of all the major players in New Vegas he’s the funniest to dissect.

My affection is sadly split between two characters Raul and Gloria Van Graff. I like Raul’s quest and I think he’s so funny. His options of becoming a mechanic or a fucking cowboy are so drastically different considering how he makes it clear he can’t even run efficiently without wheezing is just a killer. Like I get it your old and I’m a war machine I won’t leave you hanging, abuelo. I love having him and Lily and pretending my grandparents are taking me on the world’s most violent road trip ever. Plus he’s voiced by Danny Trejo, what’s not to love?

I also like strong women who aren’t the nicest but are also respectful. Gloria has standards and her own personal system and I am more happy to throw Cass to the sharks (Jean-Baptiste) if it means I can step foot into their establishment without getting shot. (I am no better than Pacer).

Most of my reasons are sillly and superficial but I’ve wasted so much time toting Raul around just to hear his dialogue and making stops to repeat conversations with Gloria.

#also like all of her employees are black and I support black owned businesses #pls Gloria let me be. security guard again so I can hear you say I did a good job PLS #ALSO Raul will tell feral ghouls to attack you first and it’s so funny #like ok damn I thought we were close homie I made you a cowboy again #raul fnv #raul tejada #Gloria Van Graff #sorry if you expected a major companion or character I just like silly side characters #like Boxcar is a contender cause hes funny that all its take i rpg games #ask #anon

[dootznbootz]

You've been blocked so you won't see anything I post. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ You're safe from my fanfiction now. I literally tag my own silly shit with a different tag with #shot by odysseus so it won't go into the main stuff. You don't HAVE to see it. And AGAIN! This isn't constructive criticism!!! You're just saying you don't like it!

#You won't technically see this either but honestly if anyone following me feels the same. you can leave??? #I'm not forcing you to be here. or if you DO just like my essays. then just look for those?? and ignore my fics??? #I KNOW I take some liberties but like??? just block me. you don't have to send this shit. #my essays AND my fics are MINE and a part of me and I'll post them. #thank you to all who say nice stuff to me :'D I know most folks won't like what I write but I've got folks that I care about #who like it and that's what matters. :D Also. I'm having FUN #ask #technically??? #i don't know. #I deleted this as blocked but also if anyone feels this way?? unfollow me??? block me??? just stop :'D #anon #I really don't wanna turn off anon as I love my shy homies (have some anons I still have to answer as well! :D ) but seriously wtf? #Especially after I reblogged my fic today??? #Fuck it. Ima go write. brb

[chloesimaginationthings]

I just wanted to let you know your art has really inspired me to draw and look at my art in a more positive light than I have in a long time. I've been drawing each day for the last week and a half and have noticed such an improvement. Your fun-loving art style has really made a difference for me and I'm sure many others.

Don't stop because you are making a bigger difference than you know.

THIS makes me so happy to hear! I wish I could reply to every sweet anon and comment like this, but just know I do read them all and take them all to heart 💜

Wishing you the best on your artist journey, and I hope to keep creating content y’all enjoy!

#ask reply #making the homies cry at the club #I hope I can make art fun #I’m honoured to be anyone’s ‘inspiration’ like genuinely #again tysm anon and to anyone else who’s sent me sweet comments or asks #really keeps me encouraged to keep drawing 😭

[braywashed]

I think the thing that's fucking with my brain the most is the separation of fact and fiction because it's like... we spent years being told that Bray was this unkillable character that would always come back no matter what, and now it's just like...I have to remind myself that in reality he was just a normal guy, it's weird.

It's..... yeah.

Okay - I'm gonna get real wordy and wax poetically and I'm so sorry I'm incapable of just talking and crying like a normal person.

It's like a big old layered burrito of denial on all fronts, right?

Because on the surface, we have a guy who was so young, and that seems so hard to get past in itself. We also have the fact that he was prone to injury at points and disappearing for... months at a time. He had been released and came back, what, a year later? In the meantime there were always a billion headlines with his name, speculating the worst, and it never had any accuracy or mattered. We were always *looking forward* to him returning and he always inevitably did because he had half his career ahead of him still and it always seemed like the best was to come.

And we have all these stories of what a beautiful person he was, a side we roughly knew of but never got to really experience ourselves as an audience.

But the person we saw was, as you said, this unkillable character. Literally unkillable. He told us from day one he could never die and would persist 5000 years from now when *we* were all gone. Because he was this personification of all the darkest bits of humanity and American society come to force us to face our sins. We watched him, silly as it was, get burned alive and come back a shambling heap of melting flesh and be completely restored. He was forever, he was a god, you could always find him and you could never, ever kill it.

And like, as fans, we kindle that kid in us that wants to believe in superheros and villains and we grow over the years with them. We go to events, and we sing his songs, and we thrust ourselves into that role ourselves of characters in a way. Like we were always *his*. Even if you didn't love him, you played into that for his entrance at the very least because it was such an undeniable experience. He talked and you, and every babyface, listened - whether you wanted to or not.

I'll never forget that one match on Raw, still early on, when the whole crowd was first singing "He's got the whole world in his hands" and just swaying, and then turning around and chanting "Bray is gonna kill you." Like, I remember Big E was in that match, and I'm pretty sure he was on the receiving end of that chant. He was over. He was beloved. And the whole crowd was singing hymns and calling for his demise for this literal cult leader that would speak in tongues and Exorcist walk across the ring, holding his heart and smiling with some masked sinister joy at it.

It's really really hard to reconcile he's not actually some biblical force of nature looming over everything and everyone even though we know better. And like, that fan in me that's that eternal kid in a way, is just stomping my feet screaming "but he CAN'T die!"

The end of Smackdown did, and still is, really fucking me up because I kept waiting for the lantern to go out. And like, I couldn't decide if I wanted that. Because on one hand, there's a symbolism there, and a kind of sad beauty, in the light going out. He was with us, and he's gone now, and he can rest (ahahaha I'm going to start crying again). The light fades. But ultimately I'm so glad it didn't go out because A.) I don't think I could've fucking handled it and was already bawling, and B.) It shouldn't go out. Or fade. His spirit of everything he brought to that world should stay with us and with every single performer who goes out there every night and throws their hearts into playing these characters.

And like... maybe, even though it's so hard now, maybe eventually there's comfort to be found in the idea that even though the vessel is gone - *He* will, somehow, always be there haunting us. Because "I have a thousand faces and a million names." We might not see him, but we can choose to believe every time a hero is forced to face their fears that he's there behind it - silently whispering into our ears, willing us on to indulge in every second of it.

#this is dumb maybe #i guess on a less dramatic note anon #i cant remember where it was - probably jo's instagram #there was a pic of them together and he was wearing those stupid glasses he wore in that last segment for the bobby feud #the ones with the gold side frames that look like he stole them from someones mom #like no homie really had those glasses #and i had this moment of like 'oh god he's such a fucking dad for real' #i dont think anything ever threw me through a loop more than that lmao #like 'no i need to repress this imagery immediately i can't believe the eater of worlds looks like someones quirky uncle at the bbq' #now its like im glad for that stuff and the stories and pics and videos etc because it makes me smile seeing that side of him and how he #touched so many people and made people so happy to be around #but it doesnt help the confusion of it all or make it make any more sense #and i have this awful feeling a year from now im still going to be waiting for him to pop up #feeling lonely because no one else is talking about him anymore #oh it got dramatic again im a dumbass im shutting up now

[blindmagdalena]

Homelander loves to take you shopping. He loves it even more when you let him see the things you try on, but he wouldn't be quiet about it if you picked out something he doesn't like.

Homelander makes himself very comfortable in the plush recliner outside your fitting room. He particularly enjoys taking you to these high-end boutiques, where he can ensure a private, pleasant experience. He never cared for shopping before, had no need of it, but ever since you entered his life, he's obtained a newfound appreciation for it.

Specifically, he appreciates how good you look in the things he buys you. There's something deeply satisfying about seeing you dressed by him, for him.

One more way to stake his claim.

Listening to you, he can hear the faint way you struggle under your breath. Curious, he rises from his seat just as you say, "I think I need a bigger size," from behind the curtains. "Mmm, let's see," he says, parting the curtains with a quick flick of his wrists. "Hey!" You startle, pulling the dress up to cover your chest. "Relax, it's just us," Homelander laughs while you peer around the curtain. "C'mon, show me." "It won't zip over my ass," you say, turning around. You're used to how hands-on he is during these fittings by now. He's always got an opinion, and as far as he's concerned, it's always the correct one.

Stepping in, Homelander appraises the garment. It's truly a stunning piece, the fabric a rich velvet navy that's so dark, it's nearly black. The shine catches the light nicely, creating a depth of color. It would photograph beautifully next to his suit. Pinching the fabric together, Homelander gives it a quick tug, zipping it up to where it ends at your lower back with little to no issue. "Nahhh, just needed a hand up over all this cushioning," he says slyly, cupping a generous handful of your rear.

You smack his hands away, throwing him a scandalized look over your shoulder, though he can see you fighting back a smile. "Would you stop that? We are in public." "Lemme finish," he says with a smirk, ignoring your protests altogether. The back of the dress is largely open, but features a crisscross pattern of laces to fill it in. He slips off his gloves for this part. While he could have done it fine enough with them on, he likes the way his bare fingers brush the skin of your back as he laces the dress. He likes even more the goosebumps it triggers.

Once the lace work is finished, he affixes the clasp at the top. Leaning in, he presses a warm kiss to your neck. He doesn't need to bend down to do it, which he's less a fan of. "The dress is perfect," he tells you, hands roaming down your curves, feeling the fit of it. You turn around in his grasp and slip your arms around his neck. "It still feels tight," you say, shifting side to side. "It's perfect," he insists again, giving your hips a squeeze. "Not a fan of the shoes, though" "Why?" You ask, toying with the hair at the nape of his neck. "Because they make me taller than you?" Homelander's eyes narrow slightly, his smile thinning. "Mmmm, you're lucky you're pretty," he says, leaning in to kiss you. You hum into the kiss before pulling back. "I was about to say the same thing about you." "Ooh, funny girl," he purrs sardonically, giving you a sharp tug to close what little distance there was between your bodies. He kisses you again, slower this time. Deeper. The velvet feels delectable under his hands, but it's the slopes of your body that really drive him wild. He knew the dress would fit because he has every inch of you committed to memory. Homelander wins in the end. The dress is perfect for the next gala you attend together, and he has even more fun getting you out of it than he did getting you into it.

#sfw but homie gets handsy #homelander x you #homelander x reader #darling anon #ask and you shall receive #fluff #i wish i had me a sugardaddylander #my writing

[creative-caramel-coffee]

A message to my anons and readers :)

Ok I have a question for all my anons or if your a regular reader and wanna answer too, go ahead.

but where are y’all from?

I’m just wondering cuz I’ve noticed in some of my asks you guys are using American spelling and such and I’m just curious because I’m from Australia.

(also small side note, I’ve been to America I liked the snow :)

You guys don’t have to respond if you don’t want to. I’m just interested.

(Feel free to reblog to learn more about your own anons)

#anons #me asking anons stuff for once #where are all my lil homies actually from? #stay tuned for more lol

[schoenht]

Why everyone hating on hornton? Did I miss sum 🧍‍♀️

-💀

ooooooooo anon i have 12 pages for him but i'm not getting into it WE JUST WANT SILVER TO WIN PLS HIS TAGS ARE DRIER THAN THE DESERT

#💜.answers #💀.anon!!! #to the homies i hope you're seeing this and i hope you can use telepathy with me

[todayisafridaynight]

Have you drawn Majima 😚

uhhhh mostly in doodles LMAO but for you i will do a proper drawin :)

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #im not tagging all the games piss off #goro majima #snap sketches #this is so mid but my teeth hurt ill do better in the future #only times ive drawn majima properly was for a commission and then goromi #every other time hes just a lil dude LMAO #only draws this out cause my homie love majima so <3 here homie <3 if you see this anyway 👁👁 #i could just send it to her... no it'll be funnier if she sees it in the wild #she coulda sent this anon idk :V anyway here you go anon :) ignore me :)