#me first 😜

[sexyladyc]

#Oh yes I'd fuk you with my 8 inch cock #lick you out first #until you say stop #lovely body you have #💋💋😋😋😋😋😋😋😜😜😜💦💦💦💦💦💦💦 #Watch now full video click on I know all seen her before butt not like this just look at that pussyDo you want to have fun with me How #How about sex. Do you love having sex.

[stillreeloading]

I GOT A FREAKING 24 OUT OF 30 ON MY PHYSICS QUIZ THATS LIKE 80 PERCENT OMFG

PLUS I GOT LIKE A 6 OUT OF 30 (20 PERCENT) LAST TIME SK IM LIKE WHATRTHDHZHSSH

MY PARENTS WERE HAPPY AND MY GRAN TOO AND MY BRO SAID "THATS MY GIRL" 😭🤧

#in tears as i tyoe this post #not gonna cry though cuz im sitting in the library to read a book #ree #Physics quiz #yes im proud of myself #it was an open book test but bro the first quiz was open book too and i fucked that up #so like #yea #proud of myself #y'all are free to tell me that youre proud of me too 🥰😜🤭

[itsays]

sooooooooooooo funny when people on here respond to criticisms of catholicism or just ex catholics in general existing with "yeah well this would've never happened if you followed MY religion" "this is why this religion is better because we would never do that" "you can find peace by following this other religion" i do not think you understand i'd rather eat glass than to follow another religion ever again. and i dont just mean organized religion. if god is real i hope he burns in hell actually. he can suck it and i will never listen to a god btw

#like i do not think you understand me at all #not to mention you speak of how different other religions are yet you sound the same alksfjklsjflkas OKAYYYYYY #but even if it were different i dont care because religion is a prison and i am FREE😜☝️ #your problem is you live in a first world country btw. that's literally the root of the issue here and im so serious

[problemcore]

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbb here's a fucking clown

#clowncore #clowns #jester #this is gesture she's my little baby #it uses he/she/it pronouns #and its a little guy 💓 #all of these post-it doodles are from work. cuz i love procrastinating 😜 #ignore picture three the alyx doodle looked too good for me to draw over so you get to see her anyway. but im not tagging it #i luv alyx she's the most woman ever #watching wayne's playthru of alyx rn actually. but he has adhd so he keeps pausing every 2 seconds JFBDJFBJF #anyway tags time #dnoodles #my ocs #myself #<- in first image. thats my sona. btw #gesture (oc)

[keonkeoff]

You give me butterflies 💞🍑

Help a gal out

#me #keonkeoff #trans #first of a set coming. prepare 😜

[neverbesokind]

Wait has the medical guidance for pap smears actually changed do I actually not have to get one for another 3 years?

#if so I'm popping BOTTLES #my first one literally was so horrible and traumatic that going to the gynecologist makes me cry and shake now!!!!!! #and I convinced my gyno this year not to give me one on the verge of tears lol 😜 #shh gilly

[petalpatches]

I wanted to change my wallpaper for Oct 3rd, but I wasn’t really finding what I was looking for online, so I just edited a few for myself & thought I would share with you guys! 😘 image ID in alt text like always ✨

#I initially made these beige and dark blue but I just could NOT resist the color combo of dark blue + very light pink #I like how these turned out! #fma #fullmetal alchemist #fmab #happy October 3rd my friends!! #fma edit #wallpaper #fma wallpaper #hmmmm what’s new with you? #recently I’ve been watching playthoughs of the last of us bc of that trailer that dropped #I forgot just how much I loved that game & it’s story. it’s so good!! #don’t know much of the 2nd game but I loooove the first #hmmmm what else #while searching for some of these manga panels I’ve come across old fma edits I posted online back in like… 2015?? I think?? #it makes me happy to see they still come up in searches even though there is little to no creative thought to them LOL #all I did was. crop a screencap and slap a filter on it #which. I guess is no different than these #but now I know how to use this weird thing called ‘’composition’’ 😜 #so its DIFFERENT!! #I didn’t get my degree in art for NOTHING #don’t go to art school kids it’s a scam #or do. and then go on to make silly anime edits on tumblr!

[cat-berry]

teehee

#do you think she’d let me lick her thi- *i am pulled off stage by a comically large hook* #arknights #first ten pull. she wants me 😏 😏😜 wants me d-dead??! 😱😭😰 no problem 😏✨ *i am never seen or heard from again* #wow gee wonder if i have the resources for her!!!! #i just e2’d my rosmontis for giggles and now i’m broke 🫡

[godnectar]

I guess it’s a sign for you to rest with me then, my goddess. I had nose bleed several times today, I feel like dying but it’s okay. My lovely goddess keeps me alive

Whichever you feel like writing:

- Yandere Anon for a writer who writes yandere

- school setting. A yandere golden retriever who is in love with a girl, while his wannabe yandere admirer is trying to get in his way

Please do drink much water… while I drink you

you are really lovely, babe <3 i hope it doesn't happen again and please take care of yourself, sunshine :(

i myself feel horrible too,, i've been throwing up since midnight and now i can't even go to classes 😭 but i guess staying home i'll actually be able to rest a bit,, would like it better with you relaxing besides me, if i can say so <3

#nectar's rambling #🧁 anon #........................................................................................................................................... #i'll try to write them down as soon as i can <3 #specially the first one #kinda reminds me of a lil' cupcake i know 😜 #and i hope u rest and drink water too ♡ #t̶h̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶u̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶d̶r̶i̶n̶k̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶m̶u̶c̶h̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶u̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶t̶

[sonicysuchillydog]

i just watched this movie called grey met shrek it was really good. you seem like a pushover, can you write me a genshin au of it? i like teppei, signora, il dottore, and sucrose so you can just write whatever you want as long as it's exactly what i requested. can you make kokomi the boss/detective guy who tries to zoom in on the cctv by taking a picture of it with his phone? i'll be waiting.

Wait no more as I, your beloved grey meets shrek conosseur decided to answer your request. But you called me a pushover so I am choosing whoever I want, take it or leave it <3:

- Sucrose is being chased by the shogunate for stealing scientific specimens from their secret labs or whatever .

It's up to you to find dottore and signora. Kokomi can do all that in your head

“Turn on the engine”

Teppei sat still as a random girl entered the van he was about to steal

“AH. I'M SO SORRY BUT PLEASE CAN YOU TURN THE ENGINE AND GO NOW. PLEASE 😥😥😓😰”

Her anxious tone instilled his fight or flight senses, finally snapping him out of the paralyzed state and fueling both of his feet with pure adrenaline as he pressed the brake and gas pedal.

Because of the adrenaline rush, the moment he tries to drive away from the parking lot results in a disaster, hitting the car in front of him in the process. But none of that really mattered, it wasn't his car anyway, and this was not his van either so it was okay.

He continued to drive as fast as possible through the streets of inazuma, avoiding people right and left and barely saving the poor pedestrians from being sent to a different world if only Teppei wasn't such an expert driver.

It was also kinda impressive since this was his first time driving a van, if it weren't because of the rich woman with magnificent assets left her keys inside, none of this would have happened, he felt extremely lucky

After avoiding the 5th person in a row and hitting a weird man with a mask on half of his face, they finally hit the entrance to the freeway and Teppei feels a little relieved now that he can speed up without worrying about pedestrians getting in his way. He finally takes a minute to assess the situation and turns for a second to his left to look at the girl who so frantically ordered him to leave the city. She had minty green hair and glasses, definitely not from around those parts, a tourist maybe? They tend to get a lot of them during the summer season.

“Not from around here huh? Are you on vacation? With like your boyfriend or something?”

The girl stayed quiet as she hugged a small box in her arms, avoiding any sort of eye contact with the driver

“Went shopping I see? Yeah, prices in Narukami are a little bit higher than the other islands but good for you, I can recommend you some places if you want”

“You should watch where you’re going, you’re driving”

Teppei immediately shut down and locked his eyes on the road embarrassed by her comment. Who did she think she was? Talking to an ex-co-assistant from the scientific research group of Watatsumi island like that? The audacity to disrespect such an important public figure like that was incredible, but he stayed calm, choosing to be the better person in this weird situation.

“You know, it’s dangerous to enter a stranger's car in a foreign city, you’re lucky I’m a kind man and not one of those creeps out there”

He said as he started to look around the drivers items with his hand until he grabbed a water bottle.

“Here you can have this”

Said Teppei as he threw the bottle to the girl who completely missed it. Once recovered, she stared at the item for a minute, then quickly scanned the man next to her while squinting and fixing her glasses in a way to show her level of distrust towards this random stranger she just met. Next thing she opened her backpack and grabbed some sort of CSI special kit, like one from those kid laboratory sets in miniature.

Teppei stared at her for 5 seconds when possible as she opened the water bottle and started to pour some of it inside a long tube with lines and numbers on it, to then fill it with another funny looking liquid.

“Alright, safe enough”

She said a few minutes later and proceeded to drink from it, gurgling it down at once in less than 3 minutes.

"Huh, um glad you're not thirsty anymore-"

"Y-yes, um don't want to be too pushy but can you hurry up? I'm in a lot of rush I need to get somewhere like, right now"

There she was again, with her (disrespectful) tone, but once again, Teppei chose to calm down

"In a rush? Where do you need to go so bad to?"

"T-the uhh the bathroom! I need a toilet and you are not driving fast enough"

Teppei chuckled and pointed at the plastic bottle in her hands.

"Well you got a toilet right there, just go in the back and do it"

Sucrose couldn't believe the words that just came out off this rowdy man's mouth.

"I'm sorry"

"What-"

She tried to reach for the steering wheel as Teppei fought back trying to keep the vehicle on the right side of the road.

"Are you insane?? We're going to crash like this, okay look I'll take you to a restroom but only if you do me this big favor"

Sucrose locked eyes with him

"And why should I do that?"

"Because otherwise you'll become one of the many people who came to Inazuma urinated"

#here you go anon 🖕👉👈🫶💗💓💞🩵💜💙💚😻🥰🥰😄😝😜😉🥰 #chili answers #anon #(I actually did write this back when you first sent me the ask but I think i either forgot or didn't like it so i never released it but here

[meistoshi]

holding him like burrito you dont understand

#god it really is the way he only melts into confidence for interviews when the topic of Battling & a League comes up #but even then he's like. Conscious of what he's saying #& it kills me the most in kalos bc the entire way up to the league he's just been Constantly on a pedestal from his friends #& this was the first region where someone came up To Him & saw HIM as a rival To Measure Up To #& we saw from his consecutive losses to shouta & urup that he Feels the pressure to measure up to his own hype #coz citron & eureka Always saw him as amazing & serena idealized him from her own memories + what she saw in news about the miare tower #so unlike in previous regions he didnt have anyone Consistently around to do anything but Encourage his hype #& after a region where he was constantly being put down by a trainer both younger & less experienced yet Insanely strong??? #it's both haha me n my big mouth on national television ehehe oops 😜 #& just. there are dozens- no hundreds- no Thousands of people that bought my hype & Expect me to own up to it #my friends have been encouraging me this entire time & i have not yet tremendously fucked up their view of me. so i HAVE to win. #i dont want to disappoint them. i Have to win. i said id win. they dont doubt me. so i Have to win. #OOOOOOOOOUUGH kalos kills me #anyway when satoshi learns he can lie to people abt Not being satoshi actually to get out of interviews is the day it's over for journalism #ooc. pkmn is autistic culture. #rewatch. #UGH it feels good to use that tag again #block that tag for a while if u dont wanna see me sporadically yell <3

[s1lver-soul]

physics paper 1 in less than 6 hours… i have only slept 3 hours

#oh i am so failing #okay after this i will NEVER have to look at a circuit again…. #lies they’ll have them in paper 2 & 3😜 i hate myself #every single day i ask myself why i took this godforsaken subject #i don’t even want to do anything with physics at uni… the only benefit it has given me is i have more knowledge on excitation/ de-excitatiob #de-exitation* #of electrons and that goes with NMR theory #i only wanted to be an engineer because of star trek and i didn’t wanna be a doctor (parents) #i didn’t even know what an engineer did i started looking for what uni course i wanted to do a YEAR after taking my subjects…….. #imagine i took biology… idk i don’t like the look of QERs and i only enjoyed the plants bit #if i didn’t take physics i don’t know what i would have taken… #actually geography was meant to be my 4th but i prefer physical geography to human geography #i did take further maths as a 4th. was fun at first but i probably wouldn’t have enjoyed it later on….

[everyday-is-brighter-with-you]

NOELLE IS ONE OF THE BEST CHARACTERS IN DELTARUNE

#I WITNESSED A LOT OF HER TUMBLR BLOG WITH MY FRIEND AND SHES SO OO OOOO SWEET🥺🥺🥺 #HER WRIITING STYLE IS SO WATTPAD N EXPRESSIVE #SHES A GAMER #SHES TRANS?? #I LOVE THIS DEERY DEARIE #DO YOU THINK SHE HAS HOOF FINGERS #OMFG HA HA JUST FIVE HOOF FINGERS...WICKEDDDD \POS #GOSH I CANT WAIT TO SEE DESS #ALSO THE PIANO WITH KRIS MADE ME GO....😢 #AWAH... #KRIS...SUSIE..NOELLE.... #TROUBLED FRIENDS....!! #WHAT DID KRIS SAY TO THE SUZ HER FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL I WONDER #ALSO ANOTHER PATHETIC DILF MOMENT BY SPAMTON😜😜😜 #GOD HES SO MISERABLE I LOVE HIMFD NKNFD #BUT MOSTLY NOELLE RN #GO HOLIDAY!!!!!!! WOOT WOOT #KICK THAT ICE E ASS #SECRET DRAGON BLAZERS BOSS😱 #i say #txt #spamton sweepstakes fanale #deltarune #noelle

[touyaz]

"he's not a virgin but-" BOO 😡❌⛔🔇🙈🙅👎🚫‼️

#yes he is. to me he always is. #who? every fictional man. #if im not their first that was their last good bye #slutshaming fictional men bc why were they not spending their entire life waiting for me. #''they were getting practice for you'' #shut up whore. learning together is the best part #this is not serious LOLL (..🥴😅😁🥸😬😜) except i dooooo love a good ol virgin 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 #wintext

[werewolf]

puppy (downturned) eyeliner suits me soo much better than cat-eye 😩

also i need to touch up my peach colour soo badly bc it looks blonde in this lighting 😬

#a tree talks #my face #😅😭😂 mother and grandmother and aunt are seeing me in person for the first time since covid first hit... #theyre gonna hate the 3 new facial piercings 😜😜

[divorcebf]

so TIRED of rich skinny white girls telling me that if i don't invest in a coat worth 267 dollars from some vintage ethical company then i'm basically killing the planet and that i also should kill myself if i buy a cheap tshirt instead of thrifting something in new york while these bitches doordash meals in plastic packaging every single day and drink 5 coffees while running their stupid errands and then walk their chiwawa they bought for 500 dollars and who wears a glittery dress and drinks only the ice and strawberry drink from dunkins

#like!!! the way ppl talk about sustainability is just so warped that being sustainable is now only limited to buying slow fashion #like yeah that might be the case but it's only if ur like. rich #most of us cook meals at home and we dont have ur first world problem of 'omg every time im in the grocery store i dont know how much i- #-should buy and then i buy too much and it wastes food😜' #we also dont throw away clothes after wearing them twice once in an ig post n then in a yt vid we ACTUALLY wear them. like a normal person #i have much more thoughts but it's too humid for me to be coherent will talk more l8r. #one very imp point: non rich ppl dont rly have to 'be conscious' abt things there's a high chance the way we're living is alr sustainable!! #bc u see. we don't rly have much resources to accumulate and exhaust in the first place😘🥰😍