Most sensible people have like one or two Vibes that they’re into but my ADHD ass is left desperately trying to keep up with the fact that I’m a cottagecore neuroscientist DIY lesbian who can’t finish any of her woodworking/leatherworking/game design/novel writing/vaguely witchy projects because they’re too busy being Anxious

strawberries cherries and an angel’s kiss in spring, my summer wine is really made from all these things

MY UNCLE FOUND MY MQR REPORT OH NO

For those who don’t know what an MQR report is, it’s uh like the snitch card from the teachers. They tell your progress and what you failed to pass. I am fully aware that I missed 3 TLE submissions BUT I DON’T KNOW WHY I APPARENTLY HAVE 1 MISSED FORMATIVE ASSESSMENT IN MATH. I MAY HATE IT BUT I FUCKING RESPECT THAT SUBJECT. I passed everything in math. I fucking hate it here

New banner made by yours truly!

Rough AF and wine drunk

Apparently if you tell a literal n*zi they have no brain cells on Facebook, you are a terrorist and promoting violence? What the fuck? Skinhead literally threatened to murder a child but that doesn’t go against community standards? Me calling the n*zi dumb is terrorism? Fuckn oath last time I venture to social medias outside of tumblr

What if I told you I’m kinda sad and I’m kinda thinking about you.

~BICHANDEEE WAS THE IMPOSTER~

Among us art for the soul:3

*Crawls back under rock*

WOoooOoOoOo

It’s only eight in the fucking morning and I’m already confused on what to do

The fall of capitalism

Green

But a rectangle of plain red fabric is truly the way to my heart 

Halloween, but put it on some grown ass shit.

Having to retie my pigtails like 6 times because one side keeps being bigger than the other one

pain

No but literally pain the ponytail holders keep getting stuck in my hair ouch owie

Guess who finally started watching The Mandalorian

Frag you Apple I just wanna use that free Apple TV subscription you said came with the iPad and I don’t have a credit card come on

Just let me do it I was gonna cancel before it was over anyway, you’re not getting any money from me (and I don’t have a phone number to give you either go away)

I literally only care about it because I wanna watch Greyhound with my dad

Oh the joys of waking up with a bleeding nose

Also the first time I’ve ever fainted; I told you I’m haemophobic! (My braces cut my lips scrappit)

Me after getting the recommended amount of sleep for once:

give me attention it’s good for my ego

{{ goose , they/them , 16 , ok to rb }}

Someone once asked me: “If being gay is a sin and abortion is a sin what happens if you have an abortion but the child was gay?”

Half a year later

Me: “Then you’re gonna meet you kid in hell and it won’t be pretty.”

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(Nothing homophobic intended)