Most sensible people have like one or two Vibes that they’re into but my ADHD ass is left desperately trying to keep up with the fact that I’m a cottagecore neuroscientist DIY lesbian who can’t finish any of her woodworking/leatherworking/game design/novel writing/vaguely witchy projects because they’re too busy being Anxious
strawberries cherries and an angel’s kiss in spring, my summer wine is really made from all these things
MY UNCLE FOUND MY MQR REPORT OH NO
For those who don’t know what an MQR report is, it’s uh like the snitch card from the teachers. They tell your progress and what you failed to pass. I am fully aware that I missed 3 TLE submissions BUT I DON’T KNOW WHY I APPARENTLY HAVE 1 MISSED FORMATIVE ASSESSMENT IN MATH. I MAY HATE IT BUT I FUCKING RESPECT THAT SUBJECT. I passed everything in math. I fucking hate it here
New banner made by yours truly!
Apparently if you tell a literal n*zi they have no brain cells on Facebook, you are a terrorist and promoting violence? What the fuck? Skinhead literally threatened to murder a child but that doesn’t go against community standards? Me calling the n*zi dumb is terrorism? Fuckn oath last time I venture to social medias outside of tumblr
~BICHANDEEE WAS THE IMPOSTER~
Among us art for the soul:3
*Crawls back under rock*
WOoooOoOoOo
It’s only eight in the fucking morning and I’m already confused on what to do
The fall of capitalism
Green
But a rectangle of plain red fabric is truly the way to my heart
Having to retie my pigtails like 6 times because one side keeps being bigger than the other one
pain
No but literally pain the ponytail holders keep getting stuck in my hair ouch owie
Guess who finally started watching The Mandalorian
Frag you Apple I just wanna use that free Apple TV subscription you said came with the iPad and I don’t have a credit card come on
Just let me do it I was gonna cancel before it was over anyway, you’re not getting any money from me (and I don’t have a phone number to give you either go away)
I literally only care about it because I wanna watch Greyhound with my dad
Oh the joys of waking up with a bleeding nose
Also the first time I’ve ever fainted; I told you I’m haemophobic! (My braces cut my lips scrappit)
Me after getting the recommended amount of sleep for once:
Someone once asked me: “If being gay is a sin and abortion is a sin what happens if you have an abortion but the child was gay?”
Half a year later
Me: “Then you’re gonna meet you kid in hell and it won’t be pretty.”
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(Nothing homophobic intended)