#me now: yeehaw motherfucker

[balletfilmss]

COWBOY LIKE ME

✸ pairing: jason grace x cowgirl!reader smau

✸ notes: this is a random ass prompt but i like it hehe 🤭 this was originally gonna be a leo one but then i found the first pic…cowboy wannabe jason it is

…now playing: our song—taylor swift

yn.ln: cuntry 🎀

tagged: j.grace

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ssmchsizzleee: JASON, SHE’S SOUTHERN AND GREEK, RUN FOR THE HILLS BROTHA 🗣️🗣️

╰┈➤ j.grace: too late 🤷‍♀️

╰┈➤ yn.ln: said the mf from TEXAS 😒

sunshinesolace: YEEHAW MOTHERFUCKERS ‼️🦅

╰┈➤ yn.ln: YEEHAW

j.grace: i think i pull of the princess cowgirl hat pretty well, if i do say so myself

╰┈➤ yn.ln: yes baby, you’re very pretty

╰┈➤ j.grace: 🤭

abchase: A WIN FOR US SOUTHERN GIRLIES 🤞🤍COWGIRL PARTIES 4EVER

╰┈➤ yn.ln: 4EVER AND EVER BETH

annabethsbf: i never wanna see a pair of boots ever again oh my fuck

╰┈➤ yn.ln: life was so much better five seconds ago before you commented this

honey.hazell: SAVE A WHO AND RIDE A WHAT

╰┈➤ annabethsbf: HAZEL NO HIDE YOUR EYES

╰┈➤ honey.hazell: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

╰┈➤ yn.ln: hazel…sweetie no 😭

piedpiper: still can’t believe you pulled off a rodeo themed party

╰┈➤ yn.ln: you know i love me a good theme 😋

j.grace: SOUTHERN WOMEN ARE THE HOTTEST‼️

╰┈➤ annabethsbf: AMEN TO THAT BROTHER 🗣️

…now playing: stick season—noah kahan

j.grace: if the boot fits then wear it, or something like that

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annabethsbf: i cannot believe my eyeballs. she turned our roman yeehawy

╰┈➤ j.grace: yippee ki yay or whatever 🤠

piedpiper: do not country-afi noah kahan jason.

╰┈➤ j.grace: why must you have a problem with every little thing 😒

╰┈➤ piedpiper: i am no man’s peace.

yn.ln: MY CUTIE COWBOY ‼️🤍

╰┈➤ j.grace: I LOVE YOU COWGIRL 🫶

╰┈➤ yn.ln: I LOVE YOU TOO 🤭

╰┈➤ ssmcshizzle: GET A ROOM 🗣️🗣️

ssmcshizzle: don’t think i forgot the time i put MY cowboy hat on your head and you swatted it away like a fly 😒

╰┈➤ j.grace: well she kissed me after she put it there so i wasn’t gonna say NO

╰┈➤ ssmcshizzle: I COUPDVE DONE THAT IF I THOUGHT IT WOJLD WORK

╰┈➤ yn.ln: LEO GET AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND

abchase: the boot definitely didn’t fit but it’s okay bc you tried 😇

╰┈➤ j.grace: annie you’re supposed to be supportive of the country escapades 😔

ghostboy.nico: gods, they’re multiplying

╰┈➤ yn.ln: you love us southerners, we know ☺️

╰┈➤ ghostboy.nico: unfortunately

╰┈➤ sunshinesolace: thanks babe 🤩

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@ annabethsbf replied:

SHE HAS YOU SAYING YALL NOW???

shhh, quiet city boy

said the kid raised by wolves

i will bite you.

@ ssmcshizzle replied:

yo is that my hat?

probably, considering i’m wearing hers

WELL CAN I HAVE IT BACK??

🤷‍♂️

@ yn.ln replied:

omg jay you’re tarnishing my mysterious cool girl reputation

you’re as mysterious as a glass window

that’s not true

i’m hot n sexy n mysterious

2 truths 1 lie

you suck

love you too honey 😚

#୨୧ love letters #jason grace #jason grace smau #jason grace x reader #jason grace x y/n #jason grace oneshot #jason grace x you #heroes of olympus x reader #heroes of olympus #hoo #hoo x you #pjo #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo fandom #pjo hoo toa #hoo x reader #jason grace imagine

[brujahinaskirt]

yknow i used to hate john in rdr because the gamerbro community overhyped and mischaracterized him and so i was insistent on hating him in rdr2 for so long. but now i've yeehawed too close to the sun and brother let me tell you i love john. he's the worst. my sour cheese. my rotten stick bug in filthy jeans. my patchy scarecrow stuffed with beer bottle glass who flourishes on a diet of salted venison and cocaine. my johnny boy. my hot topic cowboy. my feral cousin raised by garbage pandas like remus was suckled by the wolf. my dirtbag squirrelman missing link motherfucker. contracting rabies actually improved him. if anything happened to him i'd kill this entire gang with my bare hands

#rdr2 #john marston #tempted to tag this morganposting

[sprout-fics]

Please help your graves hatefuck fic literally rewired my brain I used to be such a devout member of the graves hater club and idk what happened to me im so weak for him now YOU WROTE HIM SO GOOD. You wrote that fic literally for my ovaries and they have full control over my brain I have never folded for a man so fast I’m being so real. I can’t stop thinking abt him I feel like someone who’s gambling addiction has just absolutely wrecked their life and I’m sitting in the wreckage of my repossessed home just like “how did this happen to me it was never supposed to go this far” that fic was my gateway drug and I’m completely in over my head and I’m not even trying to go to rehab. Sorry to ramble but yknow in cartoons when they have like a really sturdy tank or something (my graves hater resolve) and then they remove a Single screw (that fic) and the whole thing collapses? That’s me rn

This ask undid me!! I'm absolutely delighted. I had so SO much fun writing Spitfire. It was my first hate-fucking kinda fic, and now I truly believe that's the absolute and ONLY way I can ever write Graves is snickering and griping while he teases you.

I also ADORE the idea of Graves being a Brat Tamer of sorts, and seeing a feisty, stubborn mule of a soldier and going 'Yup. That one. I'm gonna make em' scream my name into the mattress' I think it really feeds his ego to know he can take someone who is annoyed by him and get them to the point where they're whining, desperate, and completely satisfied by the end. I swear I can't see him any other way now. Hatefucking Graves has literally opened up a new section of my mind, and I'm happy to share the brainrot ❤️

Stupid cowboy yeehaw traitor ass motherfucker

#philip graves x reader

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

Kinktober Day 6

Kinktober Masterlist

Pairing: Jack "Whiskey" Daniels x Reader

Rating: Explicit - 18+ Only. Any minors interacting with ANY of these Kinktober prompts will be blocked.

Warnings: Sex work; lingerie; reverse cowgirl; piv; unprotected sex; accidental fluff and angst; this one also wound up being way longer than I expected it to be

Notes: @blueeyesatnight —It's not That Yeehaw Motherfucker, but it's a start, right? (I'm still working on that one too I SWEAR)

“Put ‘em on.” 

It was a muffled order, murmured against your temple as you fished into the bag, past the layer of tissue paper. You couldn’t deny your giddy feeling, even if you fought to maintain a steady, calm expression. It was rare that your clients brought you gifts—but Jack wasn’t like the others. 

You bit back a scoff at your own foolish thought. The others would call you naïve for it, and you wouldn’t blame them. Well, you hadn’t been in this business nearly as long as some of them had.

“What is it?” You batted back before you could see it properly, “An ‘I Heart Cowboys’ t-shirt?” 

You already knew that it isn’t—at least, you suspected. The bag it was handed to you in was a nice one, with thick, rectangularly structured plastic and two silky fabric handles.

“You want one’a those? Should’a told me,” Jack murmured. You grinned as he curled his arms around your middle, cuddling against your back. “I’ll bring it next time.” 

“You’re just trying to get outta paying me real money. I can’t pay rent with t-shirts, Jack.”

“Now darlin’, you know I would never.” 

You grunted softly before you finally drew the gift out of its bag. Your heart ticked up in your chest at the sight. You’d figured it was something on the salacious side when your fingers had closed around it. The rough brush of lace against your fingertips had been indication enough. But when the black lace came into view, it still managed to take your breath away. You held it up to the light, eyeing the sheer fabric around the center of the bra. 

“Garter and panties are in there, too,” Jack murmured, “So?”

You felt him rest his chin on your shoulder. You gave him a sidelong glance, arching a brow. 

“You give these to your other friends?” 

“What other friends?” Jack cooed, beginning to sway you back and forth a bit. “I know how you don’t like to share.”  

“Oh, please." 

“Put ‘em on.”

“What, now?” You teased, wriggling against Jack. “Right here?” 

“Nn-nn, I want a little reveal. I’ll wait here.” Jack lowered a hand from your middle, giving your ass a sweet little swat. “Go on.” 

You smiled, unable to help it, and stepped around Jack. You took your damn time walking back toward your bathroom. You were more than comfortable leaving him alone in your room. Hell, it had hardly been the first time. The first time, you had been afraid to leave him alone for more than a few minutes. Well, you’d been new to the business then. But the agency was discreet, and vetted their clients well. 

Jack was too much of a smooth talker; his manners had seemed too good to be true. But he’d treated you well, paid on time, and tipped handsomely. He made small talk when he arrived, but it hadn’t been that wary, nervous chatter that a couple of other clients had leveled at you. Hell, you’d been the nervous one. 

You hadn’t expected Jack to come back after that, but he’d hung around like a bad smell. 

Now, you shrugged out of your robe, tossing it over the towel rod. You shifted from foot to foot, eyeing the ensemble you’d put on. Frankly, it hadn’t been anything special. You’d been so dolled up that first night with Jack that you’d hardly felt like yourself. Jack had seen that; he’d coaxed out of your heels, drawing your feet up into his lap and working the thin straps open with quick fingers. 

“There, that’s better, isn’t it?” He’d murmured, sweeping his fingers across your ankle. “More comfortable?” 

So when you'd heard that he'd wanted to see you again, that was what you’d gone for. Comfortable. Today, you’d opened the door to him in your robe, a bralette, and a pair of sleep shorts. He hadn’t seemed to mind. Hell, he’d greeted you as warmly as ever, along with a murmur of, “Brought you a little something.” 

Now, as you pulled the lingerie out of the bag, you couldn’t help but smile, and to wonder what had made him think of you when he saw them. They are beautiful—delicate, but clearly expensive. You didn’t hurry to change, either. Maybe it was mean, but you wanted to make him wait a little, the way that you’d felt he’d made you wait for him. Maybe it wasn’t fair to feel that way. He was just a client, someone who brushed in and out of your apartment. Hell, you didn’t have any contact with him outside of the agency. He booked you through them, contacted you through them. 

“I’m turnin’ into a pumpkin’ out here!” 

You grinned at the yell, the slight annoyance in his tone. Mission accomplished. 

“Calm down, cowboy.” 

You reached up, taking your robe and pulling it on, fastening the tie around your middle before you finally turned to leave. You leaned in the doorway, arms folded across your chest as you watched Jack. He was still by your bookshelf, peering at the titles. When he heard the slight creak of the floorboards, he turned to face you, eyes bright with expectation. His gaze dimmed just a little as his eyes swept from your head to your toes and up again. 

“They didn’t fit?” He asked softly, a thread of disappointment in his tone. 

"I don’t know,” You shrugged a little, lowering your hand to undo the tie. “You tell me.” 

You let the robe fall open, pushing the fabric back and resting your hand on your hip. Jack’s tongue swept over his lip as he crossed the room in even steps. His eyes covetously wandered your body before he let out a long, low whistle.

“Have I got good taste,” He murmured, sliding his hands over your sides and drawing you to straighten up. You scoffed. 

“Don’t flatter yourself, cowboy.” 

“That was very clever, putting this back on.” 

“You said you wanted a reveal, didn’t you?” 

Jack chuckled, nodding a little, taking hold of your hand as he led you deeper into your bedroom. 

“C’mere. Lemme get a better look at’chya.” 

You smiled, following him obligingly. He sat down on the edge of your bed, thumbing over your side tenderly. 

“Take this off,” He added, nodding toward your robe. You liked that about Jack. He told you exactly what he wanted the moment he wanted it. He never left you guessing. For some clients, that was half of the fun. For you, it could be a hell of a struggle. You reached up, gently pushing at the fabric of the robe where it rested on your shoulders before it slid down, letting it pool at your feet. You reached down, sliding your hands over his arms.

“Why are you still dressed, huh? You sounded so impatient, figured I’d open the door and you’d be all ready to go,” You teased. 

“C’mon, that ain’t fair,” Jack murmured, warm eyes flicking up to your face. “You know I like to take my time with you.” 

That was true enough. Usually your clients ordered your time for a couple of hours. Jack always ordered your time for the whole night—sometimes the next morning. You couldn’t help but smile. You reached down, cupping his cheeks gently. You’d been warned about this when you’d started. It wasn’t any agency rule, of course, it was left as a matter of preference. But the girls had all told you to stay away from it. With the clients before Jack, you had. With the other clients, you did, so long as they initiated it. 

But they weren’t Jack. 

You dipped your head, pressing a tender kiss to his lips. Jack let out a soft hum, the feeling of it buzzing against your lips. His hands smoothed up over your thighs, giving them a gentle pat. You smiled, wiggling little and pressing into his warm, calloused hands. You giggled as he reached around, giving your ass a tender squeeze before using the grip to tug you into his lap. You grinned, straddling his lap and looping your arms around his shoulders. Jack pecked your lips once, twice, and then dipped his head, nuzzling at your jaw. You smiled, squirming in his lap as his mustache tickled your skin. You slid your hand up into his hair, gently ruffling the meticulously styled coif. 

“Goddamn, but I missed you, sweetheart,” Jack murmured tenderly against the hinge of your jaw. Your stomach was a flurry of butterflies. Your grip tightened slightly in his hair, keeping him close.

“I missed you, too, Jack.” 

It was a stupid thing to admit to. But maybe he didn’t buy it. Maybe he was certain that you said things like that all the time to your clients. Whether or not he cared—whether or not he took umbrage with your statement, Jack cupped your jaw and turned your head toward him, catching your lips in another passionate kiss. 

You hadn’t kissed him the first couple of times you’d been together. You’d been much newer then, and had heeded every word of advice that the agency gave you. Jack had understood, though he’d pouted so cutely when you’d turned your head from his, mumbled, “I shouldn’t.” 

Jack had murmured his understanding and instead pressed a tender kiss to your shoulder. He’d abided by your rule every time he’d seen you. You’d been the one to draw him into a kiss in a following tryst. You’d heard his interested hum, felt his lips pull with a smile. He’d given you a grin like the cat that had gotten the cream as the two of you had cuddled up and smooched in your afterglow. 

Now, Jack twisted, gently depositing you on the bed. He hardly let himself get far from you, even as he resituated himself on top of you. You shifted, pushing yourself back onto the bed a little bit, your knees bracketing his hips as his fingers teased and smoothed over the lace and straps of the garter. Your fingers slid from his hair to undo the buttons on his shirt. As each was undone, it revealed a new sliver of his tanned, muscled chest. You tugged the shirt up from his jeans before shoving the fabric from his shoulders. Jack shrugged it off, tossing it onto the side of the bed before cuddling close again. You sighed, tipping your head back as Jack’s lips trailed over your throat, down to where your breasts peeked out from the top of the bra. 

You bit your lip, looking down at him as he slid a hand up under your back, fingers expertly undoing the hooks. He pressed a tender kiss to your sternum before he gave the center a tug. You sat up just a little, shifting your arm to help him dispose of it. Your hands slid down, fingers scrabbling at Jack’s belt, your nails clacking against his wide belt buckle. 

He chuckled, a sweet, warm sound as he reached down, steadying your hands. 

“You got somewhere to be?” 

Your face warmed at his teasing, and you turned your head a touch from him as your embarrassment turned your stomach. He let out a soft tutting before he leaned up, nuzzling your cheek. With others, you played at shyness. It was always damnably real with Jack. He made you feel like he wasn’t simply there because he paid to be, and that you weren’t simply there because you were paid to. 

“Plannin’ on seein’ someone else tonight?” He added, pressing a kiss to your shoulder. 

“You know I’m not.” 

“Alright if you were.” 

“Jack,” You squirmed against him petulantly, heels kicking against the bed. 

“I wouldn’t hold it against ya.” 

“I’m not going to pass up my time with you. It’s so rare these days.” 

Maybe it was unfair of you to say, especially considering your function in his life. But you weren’t interested in him merely as a cash grab. That’s what made the time you spent with him so dangerous. Jack’s hands slid from your sides to cup your cheeks, forcing you to meet his eyes. 

“You really did miss me?” 

You knew he wasn’t teasing you, but it still made your body go hot with embarrassment. You couldn’t draw back; Jack was all over you. He had the strength advantage; his physique had never gone unnoticed. He’d never used it against you, of course, but it had been obvious in the way he’d held, gripped, turned and guided you in your encounters. Now, he squeezed your jaw to keep your focus. 

“Don’t make fun,” You mumbled. 

“I wouldn't. You have my word.” 

It was too close—too sincere. You carefully twisted your face out of his grip before you reached down, working pointedly at his belt buckle again. 

“Now hang on,” He chuckled, “I think you’re forgetting who’s in charge here.” 

He reared back, hooking his fingers in one of your garter straps and giving it a snap. You hissed, shifting against the pain before you reached up, tweaking Jack’s nipple. He groaned, slapping your thigh in return. Through the shift, the tweaks and teases, smiles had found their ways back onto your faces, the seriousness of the previous moment forgotten. 

“Which one of us is in charge here, then?” You pushed, batting your eyelashes. Jack grinned, hooking both hands in the band of the garter belt. 

“I’m not sure you want remindin’ of that, missy.” 

"Guess you'll just have to put me in my place, cowboy."

--  

You bit your lip at the sound of Jack’s groan. You leaned forward, resting your hands on his thighs as you beared down a touch more on his hard cock. 

“Goddamn, angel,” He sighed, smoothing his hand over your ass. “If this ain’t the prettiest picture, I don’t know what is.”

Your grin widened as your ass settled against the swell of his thighs, his length buried fully inside you. It was only a moment before you started to roll your hips, acclimating to the feeling of him. You couldn’t see him, your back to his face as you rode him, but Jack’s heady grunts and moans were enough to tell you that you were pleasing him. 

You gasped as you felt Jack sit up behind you. His cock shifted inside you as he cuddled up against your back, curling his arms around your middle. You shivered as he pressed his face into your neck. 

“Go on,” He urged, mustache prickling pleasantly against your neck. He gave your thighs a gentle squeeze, and his hips a shove. You huffed, shifting just a touch to tuck legs knees into a kneeling position. Jack took hold of your hands, gripping them and tugging them behind your back. You bit your lip, letting your eyes slide shut as you began to bounce on his lap. Jack hissed in a quiet breath, hand sliding down to flex against your thighs. 

“Like that?” You plied after a moment, voice shaking as you panted. 

“Just like that,” Jack murmured against the shell of your ear. “Always take such good care'a me, angel.” 

You tipped your head forward, cunt throbbing around his cock as you picked up your pace. Your hands flexed in Jack’s grip, fingers brushing against his chest. Jack chuckled behind you, tugging you more tightly against him. You gave your wrists a little wriggle, and Jack let out a quiet huff. 

“What’s the plan there, sweetheart?” 

“I just wanna touch you, Jack. Please?” You plied softly. Jack groaned softly against your shoulder. 

“Taking advantage of me, huh?” 

“Advantage?” You faltered.

“You know I can never say no to you.” 

You grinned, a flutter flash of warmth washing over you as Jack loosened his grip on your wrists. You leaned more heavily against his chest, lowering one hand to rest on his thigh and raising the other to stroke over his cheek. You tipped your head back against his shoulder, luxuriating in the feeling of his chest moving against your back, his kisses and sighs against your neck, and his cock driving up into you. 

“That’s it,” Jack urged as you began to bounce harder. He lowered his fingers to your pussy, swiping through the wetness gathered around your opening before slipping them up, slicking them across your clit. You hissed out a curse, pressing into his fingers and down against his cock. You whimpered as you felt the familiar sensation build in your belly, like a wire coiling into a spring. You picked your pace up, hinging forward and arching your back. 

“Fuck, go on,” Jack urged, sliding his hand along your back before hooking your hand on his shoulder to anchor you as you chased your pleasure. You whined, breathing his name out as your orgasm washed over you in waves. Jack nudged you forward as your cunt throbbed around him. He gripped your hips more tightly than he had, and you sagged back, just holding yourself up as he used your body roughly. You reached back, holding yourself up on a shaky arm, and palmed his ass, giving it an encouraging squeeze. Jack’s hips snapped more harshly, his breath puffing hotly against your neck. You moaned softly as you felt him curl over you, grinding more deeply into you as he came. 

Jack curled his arm around your middle, rolling the two of you to lay on your sides. You couldn’t have given less of a fuck that your head was at a slightly uncomfortable angle; your feet were pointed toward the pillows, your head by the end of the bed. But you heard a murmur of, “Lift your head up, darlin’.” You did, and a moment later, Jack tucked his rolled up shirt beneath your head. You smiled, cuddling back against him and resting your head on the shirt. You shut your eyes, nuzzling into the fabric and taking in a slow, steady whiff, catching on the scent of his woodsy cologne. You slid your hand over his arm, intertwining your fingers and giving his hand a gentle squeeze. 

-- 

“We oughta get cleaned up.” 

His insistence was mumbled against your belly, though neither of you make a move to rectify that situation. You just reached down, combing your fingers through his slightly damp hair. 

“Probably,” You agreed with a wide yawn. Your hand fell from his head as Jack pushed himself up to lean over you, his eyes searching your face. You tipped your head to the side, searching his in return. He looked more tired than he had the last few times you’d seen him. In your hours in bed that evening, you’d spotted the odd bruise, a few new scratches and scars than there had been on him before. You raised your hands, sliding them gently over his shoulders. 

You didn't know what he did, but whatever it was, it put him through the wringer.

“Bath?” You offered, “Shower?” 

“Mmm…” Jack pursed his lips, directing his gaze upward as he considered.  

--  

You were certain he was half-asleep. His head was resting back against your shoulder, his eyes closed. The bubbles had all run out, leaving you room to admire him where he was cuddled back against your body. You eyed the steady rise and fall of his chest, the errant drift of his knee to and fro, bobbing above the water. You turned your head, nuzzling against his temple and letting your own eyes close. 

“...You’re not lonely without me, are you?” 

His question was practically whispered, and out of left field. Your heart ticked up in your chest. You swallowed thickly, keeping your eyes closed. 

“I’m not sure I should answer that, Jack.” 

“Why not? Afraid you’ll hurt my feelings?” 

There was a smile in his voice, but you couldn’t bring yourself to match it. 

“...Afraid I’ll say something stupid,” You admitted. 

“I’ve never known you to do that.” 

“First time for everything, right?” 

Jack huffed a soft laugh out before he reached down, drawing your hand up to rest on his chest. 

“...But you do miss me when I’m gone?” 

You didn’t know why he needed this reassurance. Maybe he missed you, too, and wanted to know it was mutual. Maybe he wanted to remind you both that this was contained, that it started and stopped at your doorstep, and your bank account. Nonetheless, you curled both hands around Jack’s, dropping a tender kiss to his head. 

“More than I should, cowboy.” 

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#Jack Whiskey Daniels x Reader #Jack Whiskey Daniels x You #Jack Whiskey Daniels/Reader #Jack Whiskey Daniels/You #Jack Whiskey Daniels fic #Jack Whiskey Daniels imagine #Youvebeenlivingfictional Kinktober 2022 #Kinktober 2022

[shitpostingsystem]

bsd ramblings (season 3 and 4)

“is there really any value to this thing we call living?” dazai’s a mood

KID DAZAI AND CHUUYA OMFGOMFG

“what kind of suicidal punk are you” — chuuya to his future husband 

omg i love the sillies

mori sounds like the kurzgesagt dude ngl

THEY HATE EACH OTHER OMG THEYRE SO IN LOVE

THE  B A N T E R

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

chuuya being a shortie is so fun. “i’m still growing” growing my ass just kiss dazai already 

THE ODA PARALLELS AAAAAAAAAAAAA

dazai you autistic motherfucker 

chuuya being a gang leader is fun

dazai is my silly

wait so chuuya’s technically 7 years younger than he actually is? 

gravity boi x suicidal manic, my favorite ship dynamic 

THE BABIS ARE SKKING THE BABIS ARE SKKING THEYRE DOUBLE BLACK WKEHRUEHUFUEBDHDHSBEH

when are dazai and chuuya gonna kiss dammit

THE SILLIES ARE BANTERING JEUDHWHSUHE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

WHY IS DOSTOYEVSKY SO FINE

dostoyevsky is so silly

i am in dire need of more pm dazai. i need it all. i need more. i crave my husband’s past life. i need to see him and chuuya kiss while wiping out their enemies. 

i can’t wait to write fanfic once i finish this show. i don’t wanna screw up anything canon wise so i’ll wait. i’ll watch all of the show plus the spin-off to get all the dazai i can. i’ve already pirated the movie, nothing can stop me now. 

dazai is a slut and i love him for it. this is actually canon (at least during his pm years he was) 

dazai x kunikida x chuuya

kyouka is my child, i love her so much 

I HATE FANSERVICE. I THOUGHT BSD WOULD BE THE GOOD ANIME WITHOUT IT

KYOUKA MY BABY IM SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS I LOVE HERRRRR

power of money?? real american o7 yeehaw capitalism 

bro just walked into someone’s home, sat down, and started laughing

“black daniels” HEY THATS JACK DANIELS

“hey poe!! it’s so nice to see you!!” JUST KISS ALREADY YOU TWO

the random ass fish-eye cuts in this show 😭😭

“OBJECTION!!” what is this, ace attorney???

i love how the superhumans are called gifteds, implying they’ve taken at least one honors/ap course. by that logic, i’m extra gifted (im in honors history and english) 

i haven’t seen dazai in a while wtf. where’s my husband?? i’ve barely seen kunikida, let alone chuuya. ok he’s here rn, prob won’t be for long 

ok but seriously mori is a pedo. elise is getting used even though she’s a fucking brat who gets what she wants

oh shit they got blew up

nvm 

DID AKUTAGAWA JUST NARUTO RUN

oh shit i forgot the catholic existed. puritan, whatever. same difference, both are culty at times

FUCK MORI. THAT FUCKING PEDO.

i think what i love about bsd is that the characters are complex. dazai can be considered a serial killer and definitely bad mentor to akutagawa but an amazing mentor to atsushi and is my husband

i love dostoyevsky’s english va. they did such an amazing job. 100/10 russian accent 

MY HUSBAND GOT SHOT OMGOMGOMG MY BABYYYYYYYYYYYY

HI CHUUYA I MISSED YOU. AKUTAGAWA TOO HI HELLO 

RANPO <33 MY SILLY GETTING SERIOUS OOOOOO

HI KENJI IT’S BEEN SO LONG I HAVENT SEEN YOU

CHUUYA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

virus cannibalism my favorite /j

kunikida has tear gas powers? what is he, a cop???

oh noooo a kid got shotttttt how terribleeeeee  /s

THE SAD AF MUSIC I CANT WHY IS THERE A CELLO HERE

oh that’s why, dostoyevsky has one

I LOVE GIN <33

kenji the silly!! 

“aren’t you the one who lost to dazai?” RANPO RUBBING THE WOUND IN DAMN

the music is autism frfr

KARL <333333

“if ranpo really were to die in that world though, what would i do with myself?” — edgar allen poe

katai’s dead? damn. rip ig

oh shit here’s the bowl cut lemon dude

the office girls are dating 

damn fukuzawa and mori had a past together

WHY DOES NATSUME LOOK LIKE WALMART HITLER 

dazai making his kids work together is gold

“what did you have for dinner last night?” “yes” GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW

the classical music omg 

“you’re quite the rough ride, yknow” that’s what she said

“enough, you’re not paying for this ride” that’s what she said

incel (katai) isn’t dead 

i love how dazai is the mafia boss in a different timeline 

akutagawa and atsushi are so down bad for each other omg

my native english speaking ass hears theodore instead of fyodor. i’m pretty sure it’s the same but different languages but still 

dazai <3

ranpo <3

BAR LUPIN BAR LUPIN WJSBAJBSKWUSMSIMSJDBHSJSHSHS IM GONNA CRY 

wait so season 4 is fukazawa focused? dammit i wanted more dazai

HI RANPO MY SCRUNGO HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI

i fucking love ranpo. the silly 

he’s such a brat. good for him 

IS THERE A CULT????? LOWKEY LOOKS LIKE CHRISTIANITY ON STEROIDS 

oh it’s the play 

“there something everyone else gets and i don’t get it” RANPO MY AUTISTIC SCRUNGO <33 

ranpo my silly <33

honestly i keep forgetting they’re detectives

ranpo has adhd and autism 

ranpo got fucking bitch slapped i love him 

“as always, i have a hard time saying no to ranpo” ITS BECAUSE YOURE GAY POE

“but i got to see your rare, exasperated face so it was well worth the money!” poe you homosexual 

“are you that detective’s fanboy or something?” “no i’m his rival!” how about boyfriend? 

i fucking love ranpo omg 

NIKOLAI IS SO SILLY 

why can i handle anime gore but not irl organs omg

my gore levels are weird. organs and bodily fluids (beside blood) are a no-go but i can see a dead body no problem 

when did atsushi become op

“a total of 625 charges…” MY BABY GETTING ARRESTED NOOO

GOD I FUCKING LOVE NIKOLAI

wait so the ada is a front? wtf??

i’m so confused wtf is going on

the decay of angels would be a cool ass band name

ok so moot says ada is innocent and shit like that. i trust them.

teruko is my child 

everyone’s a shitty person i love them

HI CHUUYA OMG I MISSED YOU SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAA

why chuuya kinda 😳😳

kunikida has ocd (i’m not projecting wdymmm) 

“i won’t let anyone mess up my schedule!” whole mood and a half there kunikida

WHY DOES THE FANDOM IGNORE KUNIKIDA BEING AN IDEALIST OMG

dazai <33333333333333333333

dazai and dostoyevsky are besties fuck you

“she’s so strong-willed! i love it!” MORI YOU PEDO

“Dazai is a good person SOMETIMES! But he’s also a criminal who has done fucked up shit! And he has a personality! He’s really smart! And lowkey manipulative to get what he wants! He’s not amazing!” my moot gets it!! 

morally dubious characters <33

i love yosano so much 

HI ANGO

i love lucy 

sticking out your gyatt for the rizzlerrr you’re so skibidiiiiiiii you’re so fanum taxxxxxx i just wanna be your SIGMAAAAAAAAAAA

sigma is so silly. i love him

dazai is a weezer fan

chuuya is a nirvana fan 

i’m terrible with names so i’m like “oh damn That Dude” both fictional and irl. like atsushi was Terrible Bang Traumatized Furry until i got his name 

i don’t even read omegaverse but every time they say sigma i cringe 

sigma has amnesia?? mood

bro’s a fictional character within a world of fictional characters 

dostoyevsky <3333

sigma named himself??? nah don’t even he was born with an ao3 account 

i don’t know shit about cosmetology but if i got ahold of sigma i would fix his hair

oh hey catholic scarlet letter man

if my beautician aunt saw atsushi and sigma she would take them out of the show, fix their hair, beat them up, and put them back as changed men 

I LOVE DAZAI OMFG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHEN HIS VOICE GETS SUPER LOW AND AKENSISBIZHWHXHWBZUWBZIBQIXHWNXHD

WHERE THE HELL IS CHUUYA OMFG 

#bsd #shitpost

[dc-and-damirae]

dc characters as quotes from "bnha-more-like-bnh-gay" tumbler user's mental breakdown

damian: it’s fine, my mom just wants me dead I guess lol

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beast boy: I don’t need therapy, I have humor 😎

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impuls: it’s chill, we’re Gucci

*narrator voice* they were decidedly not chill or Gucci

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tim or jason after an anxiety atack: I’m just a ball of,,,,, bleh

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dick robin: in theory,, I am funny; but in practice? in practice, I am fucking hilarious

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jon constantine: 🎶crying myself to sleep and pretending I don’t exist. This is a myth, and time is just a metaphor🎶

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tim: aaaaaand time to write my feelings out in vent fanfiction. Yeehaw motherfuckers, it’s time to cry

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jason: my trauma really just pulled up in a Tesla and told me to ‘get in, you sack of shit’

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bruce: I swear to whatever, if I don’t finish this homework right now, I will vanish from existence. I’ll just,, poof. Bye bye, dad. No more bruce, just. Disappear, in my little, disappointment. hole

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cyborg: I want to edit my life

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beast boy on 5 hour energy: so, thanks to doctor who, we know that if you touch your past self, bad things happen. But we don’t know to what extent this is. If you touch something your past self has touched, will bad things happen because you touched the dead skin cells of your past self?

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green lantern(hal): I wish I was puppy living lavish lifestyle

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steph, for some reason?!: *messes up saying something* yup, good job, steph. Thank you, stephany, I try my best! And yet you’re still a failure. Hahah that’s not funny, that’s just mean 🥲

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flash: why do school work when you can just freak out over not doing school work and sit there having a panic attack? Ahahahahah, oh god, someone please kill me

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tim: I haven’t slept in so long, and it’s great because my brain is numb and the world is fuzzy. But I’m like, really smart, it doesn’t matter that I fell down the stairs today- it probably didn’t help that I haven’t eaten or drank anything for the last 19 hours, so I’m also really fucking stupid, but in a genius type way-

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tarra or supergirl: because I am a ✨material girl✨ I will blow my bank account on stuffed animals, as this is the only way I receive serotonin

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manhunter: I haven’t had a hug in years, and you know what? That’s okay. Normalize being touch starved. It’s okay, you depraved freak. There is nothing- there is very little… it’s okay to have things wrong with you. You’re not killing people, you’re fine.

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raven and jason: I love this book more than I love myself-which I will admit, is not hard-but still. That should count for something

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tim: I have not slept in 53 hours, and you know what? That’s okay. Normalize being unhinged. The dissociation bean juice (coffee) might only make me more tired, but it’s as bitter as my soul, and I feel alive and dead at the same time: the duality of man. How iconic of me

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super boy: I just spent three hours staring at a blank page because my writer’s block is stronger than All Might, but you know what? That’s okay. Because I have memes to carry me through the day. When in doubt, meme it out

#had this in my drafts #@bnha-more-like-bnh-gay #tarra #tarra markov #teen titans #dc super friends #batfamily

[myrddin-wylt]

fellow Texans can I get a yeehaw for Ken Paxton getting fucking slaughtered by the House of Representatives lmaoooo

Motherfucker really thought "it's okay, this is Texas, and Trump has vouched for me. I'll get away with this" and got impeached by a vote of 121 to 23, with 3 abstaining. That's WILD.

now it's gotta go to the Senate, which will be when things get real fun because his wife is a state senator, and one of the major charges against Paxton involves none other than his mistress LMAAO GIT FUUUUUUUUUCKED

#I'm genuinely so happy #I've wanted this for years #and Trump vouched for him again AFTER the house voted to impeach so it's REALLY not looking good for Trump's 2024 chances

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Things I’ve said during mental breakdowns as incorrect bnha quotes, because humor is my coping mechanism part something:

Shouto: it’s fine, my aunt mom just wants me dead I guess lol

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Mei: I don’t need therapy, I have humor 😎

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Shinsou: it’s chill, we’re Gucci

*narrator voice* they were decidedly not chill or Gucci

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Izuku or kaminari: I’m just a ball of,,,,, bleh

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Sero: in theory,, I am funny; but in practice? in practice, I am fucking hilarious

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Mina: 🎶crying myself to sleep and pretending I don’t exist. This is a myth, and time is just a metaphor🎶

———————

Kaminari: aaaaaand time to write my feelings out in vent fanfiction. Yeehaw motherfuckers, it’s time to cry

———————

Shinsou: my trauma really just pulled up in a Tesla and told me to ‘get in, you sack of shit’

———————

Kaminari: I swear to whatever, if I don’t finish this homework right now, I will vanish from existence. I’ll just,, poof. Bye bye, kaminari. No more denki, just. Disappear, in my little, disappointment. hole

———————

Izuku: I want to edit my life

———————

Izuku: so, thanks to doctor who, we know that if you touch your past self, bad things happen. But we don’t know to what extent this is. If you touch something your past self has touched, will bad things happen because you touched the dead skin cells of your past self?

———————

Kaminari: I wish I was puppy living lavish lifestyle

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Toga, for some reason?!: *messes up saying something* yup, good job, Toga. Thank you, toga, I try my best! And yet you’re still a failure. Hahah that’s not funny, that’s just mean 🥲

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Mina: why do school when you can just freak out over not doing school and sit there having a panic attack? Ahahahahah, oh god, someone please kill me

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Hitoshi: I haven’t slept in so long, and it’s great because my brain is numb and the world is fuzzy. But I’m like, really smart, it doesn’t matter that I fell down the stairs today- it probably didn’t help that I haven’t eaten or drank anything for the last 19 hours, so I’m also really fucking stupid, but in a genius type way-

———————

Mina or toru: because I am a ✨material girl✨ I will blow my bank account on stuffed animals, as this is the only way I receive serotonin

———————

Shouto: I haven’t had a hug in years, and you know what? That’s okay. Normalize being touch starved. It’s okay, you depraved freak. There is nothing- there is very little… it’s okay to have things wrong with you. You’re not killing people, you’re fine.

———————

Momo or izuku: I love this book more than I love myself-which I will admit, is not hard-but still. That should count for something

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Shinsou: I have not slept in 53 hours, and you know what? That’s okay. Normalize being unhinged. The dissociation bean juice (coffee) might only make me more tired, but it’s as bitter as my soul, and I feel alive and dead at the same time: the duality of man. How iconic of me

———————

Kaminari: I just spent three hours staring at a blank page because my writer’s block is stronger than All Might, but you know what? That’s okay. Because I have memes to carry me through the day. When in doubt, meme it out

#humor is my healthiest coping mechanism #I’m pretty iconic if I do say so myself #very quotable #good for me #bnha #mha #incorrect mha quotes #midoirya izuku #bnha incorrect quotes #mha incorrect quotes #incorrect my hero academia quotes #incorrect kaminari quotes #bnha shouto #denki kaminari #shinsou hitoshi #mei hatsume #toga himiko #mina ashido #sero hanta #momo yaoyorozu

[purplecritter]

Finished Dragon Age Absolution here's my thoughts as I was watching this (under the cut because it CONTAINS SPOILERS)

Ep1

"I will kill everyone here before I let you touch her" AYO????

Miriam is so cool. she can shoot a bow AND use the daggers AND use the wire thingy... IN LOVE

"THE HERO OF ANDRASTE KILLED CORYPHEUS. THEY SEALED THE BREACH" INQUISITORS WHO USE THEY/THEM WE WON TODAY!!! inquisitors who don't like to be called heralds we lost today but hey you can't win em all!

"If you don't take him, I will ;)" GO QWYDION GOOO

ohhhhh they built the divine's palace ATOP A TEMPLE TO THE OLD GODS??? delicious

another Blight hinted...... HoF baby you'll never catch a break

AND THEY WERE BOTH MEELEE WARRIORS!!

if we can't punch Solas at least we can PUNCH THAT OTHER BALD MAN WOHOOOOO

Fairbanks has a wife!!!!! Good for them!!!

oh so Miriam's mark is not random and it's special Like That huh 👀👀

Ep2

magister Amelia PAVUS??? HELLO?? MA'M. WHO ARE YOUUUU

"Rezaren, you look like every bad rumor about us combined" yeah tell him Tassia!!

FORCE MAGIC TO FLY????? HELL YEA HIRA

Neb… 👀👀 pssst tell me your secrets

“You sky-sucking idiot!” Lacklon ily

did Miriam grow up with Rezaren?? And the other elf with them was usen to restore Rezaren’s life force or smt?

FUCKING FAIRBANKS!!!!!!!???????????????? WTF IS HE A SOLAS AGENT????????? IT WASN’T A MAGE THIS TIME!!!

Ep3

not roland seducing lachlan into continuing the heist SDFGHJK

NEB…….. they have the same mark on Miriam’s face!! but on their clothes!!!!!! huhu. they're the other one in her flashbacks aren't they

YEEEEEEEEEES THE DRAGO N IS ALIVEEEEERTGYUI

Lacklon: “Show-off.” Roland: “It’s pronounced thank you.” YOU’RE NOT SUBTLE

to Kirkwal????????? TO THE HANGED MAN???? TO WHOMMMM

did thet get mercer to voice every side character in this? not complaining it's just funny hbfdnsjkxcnvjf love that

SISTER!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING KNEW IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ep4

"YOU KILLED MY FAMILY TEVINTER SNAKE" MIRIAM WOOOOOOOOOOOO

so magister families get their own slave marking each. interesting. i hate it. i wonder if fenris’ marks were at all "customized" by danarius

Lacklon said FUCK MAGES try natural medicine idiots!!!

oh oh no. it was his arrowing. oh. OH THAT MOTHER MOTHERFUCKER FUCKED IT UP. oh miriam……..

rezaren getting his mansplain manipulate malewife evil magister meow meow allure. he's too far gone and there's no fixing him but i can watch him as he gets worse :)

OOOOOH I WOUL LOVE TO SEE DIVINE AMMOSINE IN DA4 so i have a reason to hate the imperial divine specifically! fuck you in particolar!!

so Hira found Miriam as she fled? Still in Tevinter? Is she a Magister too??her necklace does kinda look like Dorian’s except less snake-y and more geometric. it mmight be just a "tevinter likes their rhombuses" thing tho

rezaren is sooo slimy qwydion was right, “he’s hot but yikes”

Ep5

“There’s a reason the Tevinter flag has a damn snake on it” YOU TELL HEM ROLAND!!

Qwydion worked with Fairbanks for years. she was in the inquisition too? COOL if they said it before i missed it somehow

OHHHHHHH HIRA IS FROM TEVINTER!! AND HER NECKLACE IS A BIRTHRIGHT!!!! WYEAHHH oh AND her family was/is anti-slavery?? I wonder if Dorian and Mae already know her!!!

prediction for da4: we’ll have to choose if we want a “burn all of Tevinter to the ground” or a “save what’s left and rebuild Tevinter” route. 

i might be seeing what i want to see but doesn’t the golden door resemble the depictions of what we’ve seen of the golden city so far?

i’m curious. Tassia speaks to Neb a lot, but is it because she doesn't know that he's (un)dead or does she think that he’s still conscious somehow?

Ohhhhh Lacklon calling Roland “Rolls” again… He’s really in it now!!

OH MIRIAM’S STOCKED!!! must be one hell of a heavy cloak but THAT’S SO COOL OF HER

YEEHAW FREE THE DRAGON WOHOOOOOO 

Ep6

th e intro fucks so hard btw it’s great

UHHHH he’s doing real blood magic now!! slay

…….. BLOOD MAGIC CAN MAKE YOU PUPPETEER A HIGH DRAGON LIKE THAT??????? 

besties i really wanted the betrayer to not be the mage this time… on the brightside fairbanks is a good boy. OH NO OH NOOOOOOOOOOO I JUST REMMEBERED HIS WIFE OH NONOOOOOOOOOOO

skyhold!!!! she’s so pretty i miss her wahhhhh

ngl if my inquisitor heard Hira call him Herald so many times he might have become a little hostile oops

curious about Hira's brooch! i wonder if her family was a known one or nah

“The Inquisition was never going to stand up to Tevinter” NJHBGVFCDXR HIRA DEAR THE LEADER OF THE INQUISITION IS SMOOCHING THE MAGISTER THAT WANTS TO STAND UP TO TEVINTER. give them TIME to deal with one catastrophe at a time!! (i know this is not everyone's canon but it's mine and it's very funny to me heh)

JOSEPHINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY WIFE. oh hello cullen and leliana too i guess

th. the crimson. the crimson knight……….. in kirkwall? uh oh someone check on meredith’s statue i have a bad feeling about this

WE LOVE LACKLON’S CHAARACTER DEVELOPMENT. from not trusting miriam to trusting her slightly!! go king!!!

LACKLON AND ROLAND CANON WWVKDOSIWBOSANDG BSDUIJD AND QWYDION'S FACERHKJSDNVS

noooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LEAVE THE DRAGON ALONE

“you can’t come back not in that thing not in this life” WHOEVER WROTE THIS ILY BUT YOU BROKE MY HEART

YSSS MIRIAM STAB THE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE DRAGON LIVES!!! THANK YOU QWYDION!!!! i was going to be upset if she died. BIOWARE STOP GIVING US MISSIONS TO KILL THE DRAGONS i can never do them :( if i see her in da4 i might cry a little ngl On that ^ note, here's accurate footage of me during the actual show: It’s a fucking bear dragon! NOOOOOOOO—Oh shit it’s right there :D

GFDHK JZANLZZZZ -> “I wish I could” = “I wish it could, vhenan” SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP!!!!!!!!!!!! (/pos)

the scarf T^T i REALLY wanted it to not be a mage this time.... i was once again blindsided by the Lovers to Enemies tag 😔 Me: "So basically, what I was thinking of is--" (the mage in a Bioware media was the traitor all along) "--Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this."

KIRKWALL??!!!! WE’RE GOING BACK BABYYYYYYYYYYYY

fuck meredith’s statue really did corrupt everything in the city huh OH. OH FUCK SHE’S IN THERE STILL!!???? smh no wonder kirkwall's still not operational years after IT'S BECOME RED TEMPLARS PLAYGROUND. varric bestie are you seeing this??

#what year is da:a set in? one explaination for varric not being aware of red templars running around might be that he's not viscount yet #if my hawke wasn't (checks notes) ...lost in the fade... he'd be SO MAD. i want to reuinite the da2 crew on his behalf because #KIRKWALL MIGHT BE A SHITHOLE BUT IT'S MY SHITHOLE. meredith get your red ass OUT OF THERE for good this time!! #i'm still upset about fairbanks :( i liked himmmm #anyways if a 2nd season is confirmed i hope to get more backstory from everyone. and more of tassia bc she's cool #dragon age #dragon age spoilers #dragon age absolution #dragon age absolution spoilers #swearing cw #cw swearing #long post #my posts

[constantvariations]

V9C3

What sites are y’all using? I had to go through like 3 before finding one that would work :/ either way, react time yeehaw

Post Ep: this is essentially a mental breakdown of an episode and I hated every minute of it

I think crwby put more attention into the trees than the story

Weiss for the love of cheese and crackers stop with the fucking wAcKy animations I am begging

Why does this little red shite sound so shitty? I wanna shove him in a locker and give him swirlies. Also wow an entitled dramatic flamboyant prince. What a totally unique idea. I am in utter disbelief at such creativity. How can we ever thank our crwby overlords for such a great character.

I unpause the video and immediately need to kill this stupid shitheel. I cannot believe we are getting all the most annoying characters in a single fucking volume. At this point I’d be willing to endure another fucking Jaundice arc if it meant never hearing the prince or Little ever again

I am losing my goddamn mind every 3 seconds. I’m going to start chanting latin and climbing up the walls and spewing pea soup everywhere

I’m going to go full Blaire Witch. The last y’all are ever going to hear of me is when the forest rangers find my shitty recorder at the torn apart campsite and the last thing you’ll ever hear is me going “Where is the fucking plot what are the themes what is this tone someone help me”

Ruby is red. Shouldn’t that like. Factor in at all? Dude’s so upset at the color green but is totally chill with yellow, black, and blue? Is it because green is the opposite of red?

So it’s a shitty chess game with some elements of wizards chess. Did these motherfuckers really pluck inspiration from Harry fucking Potter? Right down to the kids being pieces??? Are y’all for fucking real??

Wait a goddamn minute the pieces being advanced upon can fight back? What sense does that fucking make? Unless the framing is really awful and I can’t see the space the pieces are fighting over? It doesn’t make a whole lot of sense when Ruby’s calling out moves but the shitlord isn’t

And now it’s a full out assault? What is this game and why does it suck?

Normally I don’t notice music due to my auditory issues but the song coming out of nowhere with a jazz bit was so weird I missed like half the battle

Also RUBY YOU ARE HUGE SWEEP THE FUCKING BOARD DUMBASS

Wow .2 seconds of despair followed by an all out victory. Riveting

Ah the cat monstrosity. The first instance of gradients and it’s so atrocious

NOW LITTLE RECOGNIZES THE FUCKING CAT FUCK THIS GODDAMN MOUSE

Wait wtf Neo fell at the same time as Ruby right? Why is she just now shooting starred into wonderland. Why does she immediately waste energy shifting into Ruby and Cinder? Why would she even want to?

And why build up the twitch creature if it’s just going to be ganked off screen? I assume it’s going to be making a return considering the design but also why didn’t they have it do anything before being Neo’d?

At the very least this hints that Jaune won’t be appearing until later, if crwby can remember their own rules for 5 minutes. We might even be Jaune free a few more episodes! Took Neo 3 to show up so hopefully Jaune won’t make it til 6

#rwde #i cannot wait to see people try to defend this episode. literally nothing last ep had any real affects here #just now realizing they dropped pennys sword and nobody commented #ruby was sooooo drawn to it just to dump it like yesterdays trash #p much the only thing i liked was the diamond pupils of the prince. everything else sucked ass #i am just... astounded #i think they're trying to be this bad #either that or wrote the whole season on every drug known to man and even some unknown #what even was this episode. smash cut from them arriving to the castle to them getting chased #and the only thing missing would be the tiny team context #what a goddamn waste of time #i have work a 12 hour shift tonight i should be going to bed #but now im going to stay up forever fuming abt this waste of human energy #these mfs bled their animators dry for THIS #like its awful no matter the quality but this level of shitty writing is a slap to the goddamn face #bc who tf is going to look at this and be like 'yeah everything was shit but look at this shot i did aint it great?' #theres nothing here worth getting a hangnail for much less all but murdering your employees #gr8 job rt i hope you die in flames and drown in lawsuits #you will not be missed

[cynical-demon]

They love each other(platonic) :]

(Say what, say what?

Say what, say what?

Say what, say what?

I say what, say what?) (My dick is bigger than yours)

(Ooh, I say what, say what?

I say what, say what?

I say what, say what?) (My band is bigger than yours)

Damien:

Too bad, I got your beans in my bag

You stuck-up sucker, Korny motherfucker

Taking over flows is the Limp pimp

Need a Bizkit to save this crew from Alexander

I'm gonna drop a little east side skill

Ya best step back 'cause I'ma kill, I'ma kill

So, what you thinking, Mister raggedy man?

Doing all you can to look like Raggedy Ann

Alex:

Check you out, punk, yes, I know you feel it

You look like one of those dancers from the Hanson video

You little faggot hoe

Please give me some shit to work with

'Cause right now I'm all it, kid

Suck my dick, kid, like your daddy did

Damien:

Who the fuck you think you're talking to? (Me)

I'm known for eating little whiny chumps like you (whatever)

All up in my face with that "are you ready?"

But halitosis is all you're rocking steady

You little fairy, smelling on your flowers

Nappy hairy chest, look, it's Austin Powers (aw, yeah, baby)

I hear ya tweetin' on them fag-pipes, clod

But you said it best, there's no place to hide

Alex:

What the fuck ya saying? You're a pimp, whatever, Limp dick

Damien needs to rehearse, needs to reverse what he's saying

Wanna be Funkdoobiest when you're playing

Ripping up a bad counterfeit, faking

Plus your bills, I'm paying

You can't eat that shit every day, Dames

Lay off the bacon (say what, say what?)

Damien:

You better watch your fucking mouth, Al

Alex:

So, you hate me

Damien:

And I hate you

Alex:

You know what, you know what?

It's all in the family (yeah)

Damien:

I hate you

Alex:

And you hate me

Damien:

You know what?

It's all in the family

Alex:

Look at you, fool, I'm gonna fuck you up twice

Throwing rhymes at me like, oh shit, alright, Vanilla Ice

Ya better run, run while ya can (say what?)

Can never fuck me up, Bisc Limpkit (say what?)

At least I got a PHAT original band

Damien:

Who's hot, who's not? (You)

You best step back, Korn on the cob (okay)

You need a new job (ha)

Time to take them mic skills

Back to the dentist and buy yourself a new grill (fuck you)

You pumpkin pie, I'll jack off in your eye

Climbing shoots and ladders, while your ego shatters

But you just can't get away (get a-gay)

Because it's doomsday, kid, it's doomsday

Alex:

So, I hate you!

Damien:

And you hate me

Alex:

You know what, you know what?

It's all in the family (yeah, yeah, you got it)

Damien:

I hate you

Alex:

And you hate me

Damien:

You know what, you know what?

It's all in the family (yeah, yeah)

You call yourself a singer? (Yep)

You're more like Jerry Springer (oh, cool)

Your favorite band is Winger (Winger?)

And all you eat is Zingers

You're like a Fruity Pebble

Your favorite flag is rebel (yeehaw)

It's just too bad that you're a fag and on a lower level

Alex:

So you're from Jacksonville, kicking it like Buffalo Bill

Getting butt-fucked by your uncle Chuck

While your sister's on her knees (oh yeah?)

Waiting for your little peanut

Damien:

Wait, where'd you get that little dance? (Over here)

Like them idiots in Waco, you're burning up in Bako

Where your father had your mother

Your mother had your brother (nuh-uh)

It's just too bad your father's mad, your mother's now your lover

Alex:

Come on, hillbilly

Can your horse do a fucking wheelie?

You love it down south and, boy

You sure do got a purdy mouth

I hate you

Damien:

And you hate me

Alex:

You know what, you know what? (Yeah)

It's all in the family (you got it, you got it)

Damien:

And I hate you (yeah)

Alex:

And you hate me

Damien:

You know what, you know what?

It's all in the family (you got it, you got it)

Alex:

And I love you

Damien:

And I want you

Alex:

And I'll suck you

Damien:

And I'll fuck you

Alex:

And I'll butt-fuck you

Damien:

And I'll eat you

Alex:

And I'll lick your little dick, motherfucker

(Say what, say what, what, say what?)

@rainbowsidesofacat

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[nosolaceofastraightanswer]

ALGAMATION POST for s1e9 YEEHAW MOTHERFUCKERS i am so damn tired rn someone save me.

small viktor is just a comedy icon. “awww is someone having a rough morning???” bitch. infinite sass with barely a word spoken. also i feel bad saying this but the way the nannies’ bodies were thrown was just so comical for no reason.

i fucking hate harold so much i need to set him on fire rn. *dinner party laugh* vanya, you killed allison ☺️😆

ben was so good this episode. please i wish he had been able to manifest more WRITERS PLEASE THIS MAN IS MORE THAN AN ACCESSORY TO KLAUS UGHFHFHFHFHF

agnes :( not my girl. cha cus u bitch. like i get it but u need to chill out.

“now you can grow up” hazel and fives relationship is something that is so special to me. where is the commission buddy cop series where we see all different duos and learn all of the work gossip. yeah netflix when’s that coming out huh.

it breaks my heart that when allison is writing how it’s not v’s fault, he can’t see it cus luther’s in the way :(((

that gimble brothers employee needs a raise 💀

viktor is such a creature to me look at the way he’s standing i need to put him in a jar

if u made it to the end have a kiss on the forehead mwah /p

#tua #tuamre #s1e9 #writingastraightanswer

[sarahsburritobae]

So what we’ve learned is that we have people who are trying to be four-year-old politicians and we can’t have that so we had to get the Castro boy to pick up the stick to stop people from raping little children

I love hockey and I love to pick up sticks and you know fuck people up

You guys are racist and it really doesn’t hurt my feelings I just feel kind of sad because I once gave a shit but now that I know you’re just trash for you to say that your door is closed for royalty you think think I’d give a shit at the end of the day I’m probably going to get to have a field day with you because you’ve probably hurt so many children and done nothing to help anyone but your ugly self

She’s fucking racist pieces of shit have the audacity to say that she doesn’t deserve self care people don’t deserve self care just because you’re jealous

No Terry and Debbie are both races it’s just that Teri is a retard

Oh and Terry has problems with anybody who isn’t a perfect 10 because he’s such a supermodel

And Terry thinks it’s funny to make fun of humble Chinese girls to

No it’s a speech you wish I would swallow

Well there’s some of that too

Yeehaw where can I date you feeling today I don’t know sometimes you don’t know that stuff but he was like I am like wow so I just wanna listen to Enrique Iglesias and yes I feel sorry for myself and you just me it’s like we have Dennis in the brown room chair except he’s not the guy that I’m talking to anyways he’s just like a Mr. potato head Standen and now at least we can come up with some great stories while we kill these motherfuckers off

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

Howdy love 37, 40, 27 and 28 (and if youre eyeballing one and someone hasnt prompted you yet, do that)

oh my GOD BLUE I DIDN'T SEE THIS BEFORE i am ashamed i am melting into the floor i am so sorry ily please forgive me

27. How do you feel about collaborations? I love reading them, but I've rarely broached actually actively writing them. I think the closest I've gotten is with dear Mags with our BishBrat posts.

28. Share three of your favorite fic writers and why you like them so much.

I mean you're on that list, Blue. Obvs. You brilliant lovely prolific maverick.

Also @massivecolorspygiant. Mags is an absolute darling and her fics make me wanna nom everyone she writes for. I don't think she means to write them so biteably but...She does.

Also also @charnelhouse. The variety? ? The molten hot smut? ? The angst? ? The feels? ? Iconic.

I'm adding a cut here for 37 and 40 'cause the answers are gonna be....Long

37. Talk about your current wips.

Oh......Hoookay.

Well there's Kinktober, which has been a wild ride. I'm doing my best not to repeat characters so I'm writing for 31 different characters. I'm still shuffling things about in my spreadsheet.

The main fics I'm posting right now are If You Can't Take the Heat, You Spin Me Right Round, and To Have Loved and Lost, all for characters that honestly did not pull me in right away (except for George Russell, lord above) and then I could not get them out of my head.

The fics/wips that I'm working on actively that aren't posted are mainly:

Original fiction (3 books that I'm just fucking around with to be honest)

A Tangerine x Reader x Raymond Smith fic that has yet to be named (but is beta-named The Mark of a Gentleman)

An Oberyn x Reader x Ellaria fic called Hollow

That Yeehaw Motherfucker (I SWEAR I'M WORKING ON IT BLUE I have four chapters written so far)

A Kendall Roy x Reader fic called Ken-Doll and the Ugly Fuckling

A Marcus Pike mini-series called Stress Relief

I've got a few other mult-chaptered works and stories in my oneshots folder that are getting shuffled around, you know. Poked in on now and again.

40. Write an alternative ending to [insert fic title] (or just the summary of one).

Oh christ I've really had to think about this one

OH you know what

I ended I Could Be Your Sometimes with Andy Barber and the Reader breaking up for good.

To be totally honest, I had a sequel planned where Andy comes back into her life during the events of Defending Jacob, but some people were so fricking rude with me about the story that I just scrapped it. I still think about writing it sometimes, but I don't know if I wanna incite that...Again. Like I totally feel/get the idea that we write for ourselves and we choose to share it, but the scant attention that fic got made me uncomfortable. Like a lot of people were like 'so when are you gonna fix it', 'when's the next part being posted' after I explicitly said that I wouldn't be writing it anymore and I...Did not like that.

#asks #replies #I'M SORRY BLUE I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T SEE THIS ily #ask meme

[arcstrydr]

now yall might be wondering why space cowboy? and its easy: the act of ripping a battery and placing a grenade in a titan is known as rodeoing the titan and jeans stupid/bold enough to do that pretty fucking regularly which is why for a while her titan just dint fucking implode wth her as a pilot bc she was able to steal batteries so fucking often arc cloud? dont know her/dont care about her because fuck it shes gonna be a the kleptomanic she’s always been since Youth then with arc field it could be a discus sure, but you know whats fucking cooler? a lasso. shes still gonna frisbee that shit but if they’re stacked at her hip it looks like a loop of lasso which is fucking cool as shit then yall know the phrase frontier justice? that shit? well shit shes from the frontier and used to be a bounty hunter - a picky one bc the 64 did more for the good than a paycheck and she retains that - and that felt like a good combo and then on a more practical note as growing up in texas i know how to draw cowboy-boot-adjacent things after years of having to draw that shit for years and hating it but now i get it use it for my own shit so yee-fucking-haw mates

#ooc #i think im in a manic state brb but like yeehaw #i should be studying but im both too anxious about the test to study for it and too manic atm to even focus so like????????????????????????? #im fucked either way so time to word vomit about her and also i wanna draw a thing but idk how to explain it but tldr i think a cool #thing would be if she was hired to join the games by Mysterious Benefactors for a job thats kept hush hush and needs to be kept hush hush #so shes. literally lying when she says that shes here as a retirement plan. either that or shes trying to draw a bounty out by being #in the games as a :) come get me now motherfucker :) sort of move. like. it wouldnt be hard for them to try and intercept the games #as literally every time kings canyons been blown up has taught us; security aint the best so like shes just biding her time waiting #via bloodsport so fucking cheers to that

[antisepticeye-protec-squad]

i figured why not post antisepticeye related fanart here, so here i am, lads. also i'm proud of myself so h- have fun, gamers.

#there were legs originally but like #i gave up #also wings are like !! really cool #so of course i added em #art tag... i need an art #tag #mf's art #because it could be either mod floof #or motherfucker #and i love that #so that's the tag now yeehaw #anyways onto me not rambling in the tags #and actually me putting in tags #antisepticeye #jacksepticeye