#me posty

[roadiestravels]

Cyber Wars

Cyber Wars Ai generated images using midjourner AI art.

#music #denver #electronic #zombie #art #colorado #soundcloud #dj #art style #art tag #ai artwork #ai #ai art #ai generated #ai image #artificial intelligence #chatgpt #technology #copyright #me posty

[duncanlesbianism]

IT IS FINALLY FUCKING DONEEEEEE

it being lazy femdom/elliott porn it took me a week to write, hope u like

#sdv elliott #stardew elliott #nsft #fanfiction #me posty

[cosmicstarlatte]

MC's Livestream (Obey Me!)

MC: Welcome to my criiiiiib! [Trips and the camera cuts]

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MC: ANYWAY let's explore!

We got BIG daddy in the house! [Close up of Lucifer reading before he notices and gives that death glare]

[Camera tries to focus on Mammon] Over here on this couch is our favorite little convict! Probably on house arrest! ("Oi! They got nothing!")

[Shakily zooms in on Levi's door] You do not go there. You never go there. It's very haunted, you can hear moaning every night.

Oh hey Satan! [Satan waves as he passes] That folks is our resident furry! [Camera gets knocked to the floor and viewers see MC running from Satan]

Woah the whore is actually home! Hi Asmo! [Zooms in on Asmo on his phone, he flicks off the camera but then smiles and blows a kiss] For the love of Dia I wanna be him so bad. Literal goals.

[Camera slightly zooms in on Beel in the kitchen] Crikey! Look at that beautiful beast feeding! Let's try to take a closer look though!

[Camera cuts off and on again,MC is covered in pudding, screaming and running from a rabid Beel]

[Close up of a snoozing Belphie] See guys he's not so scary! [MC pinches his cheeks] Haha tiny cow go moo moo! [Belphie opens his eyes and grabs MCs hand] "What are you doing? Actually you know what-"

[Belphie grabs the camera and the stream cuts off]

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#I imagined my oc doing this because he is an absolute menace to society #obey me shitpost #obey me crack #obey me humor #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me imagines #cosmic posty post #om! mc enzo content #◇˖・ﾟ— › cosmic obey me . ⊹ #shitpostcifer

[comradekarin]

barbz are so fucking stupid it makes me sick. y’all doxxed, harassed and threatened a tik toker for being the one to TELL THE TRUTH about nicki, and use the sarcastic “so family is off limits” comment as if that’s cute? doing a fabulous read on nicki “cokehead” minaj defending and endorsing her rapist, pedophilic husband and brother and surrounding herself with violent men while simultaneously degrading women are the same as a sixteen year old saying her opinion online? the barbz getting other accounts banned/doxxed who speak out against her? leaking megan’s mother’s gravesite? making dehumanizing edits and disgracing megan’s character (and nicki liking and reposting these comments as well)? nicki minaj is a 41 year old grown ass multimillionaire woman, please stop excusing her childish and dangerous ass behavior because of how she grew up. even the insinuation that she doesn’t know any better because of her upbringing is also an extremely disgusting thing to say. her long ass incoherent rants on twitter are not “iconic”, it’s EMBARRASSING.

nicki loves to play villain and victim when it suits her. you’d think her defense of her husband and brother would be the line drawn for people, but it’s treated as something to bypass and ignore and “not consider as a fan of the music”. nicki is NOT your friend. she is NOT your family. parasocial relationships with celebrities who will never know you are dangerous. it’s one thing to be fan, it’s another to blindly follow, support, and justify anything your fav does. if you can excuse the disgusting actions of one, that means you have never stood for the principals and morals you claim to have. fuck, some of y’all must be doing lines with her cuz the amount of delusion, hate, and ignorance that so many barbz exude needs to be studied. do better.

#nicki minaj #megan thee stallion #especially for them because y’all pissing me off #how STUPID and in someone’s ass can you BE? get a LIFE #like this isn’t even beef Nicki is just spiraling rn and showing her colors YET AGAIN #stan culture is so dangerous #rarely do I do long posts like this that aren’t shit posty but I have to now

[chipper-smol]

when the seemingly obvious things take a while to formulate

#when the transition from FEELING to FACT takes its goddamn time #body dysphoria #lil vent posty #myart #these feelings come and go but when they hit #they hit HARD #and make me confused I ever doubted myself in the first place #not looking for reassurance for this one but offering it up to those as a relatable piece for others going through the same thing

[bibuddie]

me on thursday when i see buck on the basketball court sweaty and pissed off and his eyes cut between the basketball in his hands and where eddie’s giggling in a corner with tommy

#911 spoilers #buddie #rebecca rambles #i’m in a shit posty mood dont mind me x

[megumini]

igris being cute 🫶🏽

#solo leveling #igris #this chapter was made just for me #i would do anything for him #knowing he was freaking out before the boss battle just makes him more endearing lmao he's so silly #posties

[borealhauntings]

okay so i started watching doctor who recently and i just. like. im not very far in i know the master shows up eventually but i CANNOT stop thinking about how long the doctor thought he was the very last time lord.

like.

you are (as far as you know) the last survivor of a species that lives for thousands of years. you have to live that entire time knowing that once you die, not only are you gone, but all of your kind is gone.

how often did he think about that? how often, when no one else was around, did he pace the interior of the tardis over and over again like the tasmanian tiger in its cage, dreading the inevitable?

was part of the reason he never sat still in the universe because if he ever had time to think, he'd always end up coming back to idea that one day he would die, and with him, the time lords as a whole?

#today's word of the day with ghostie: endling. noun. the last surviving individual of a species. #this is fucking haunting me btw. i cannot stop thinking about it and it's keeping me up at night #doctor who #the doctor #ninth doctor #9th doctor #tenth doctor #10th doctor #ghostie's posties

[hamham-moments]

#hamtaro #postie #hamtaro rainbow rescue #art gallery #delivery! #hamtaro is me getting my black friday packages lol

[gachahugs]

spaced 1999

#spaced #idk if i postied this here i just had someone on twitter dig this up and remind me #:°P #I'm opening my shop tmr keep an eyeball out

[duncanlesbianism]

tmnt mutant mayhem spoilers with no context

#tmnt #tmnt mutant mayhem #teenage mutant ninja turtles #teenage mutant ninja turtles mutant mayhem #spoilers without context #me posty

[cosmicstarlatte]

Devil-Mart ⭐ (Obey Me!)

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You got hired at mega retailer, Devil-Mart⭐. Naturally, the guys "suddenly" need a job too and start working alongside you.

»Characters: Demon Bros + Bonus Dia and Barb

»Tags: Humor, Bulleted Style fic, Gender Neutral Reader/MC

»Notes: How about shopping with them?-> [Devil-Mart: Shopping]

Lucifer:

"...Mammon put us in debt this month."

Was worried you'd be bullied (or eaten) surrounded by demons/other monsters

Is that coworker who acts like a boss

Actually does make it to management within the first week

The customer isn't always right. He's the manager to call for rude customers

Actually likes stocking, finds neat aisles soothing

The home improvement dept is his favorite

Frequently makes sure you take all your breaks

Doubles as store security if needed

Mammon:

"I just needed extra cash alright?"

Was worried you'd fall for some other demon

Failed in all departments except online orders (he's very fast!)

Bags for orders would occasionally go missing

Took extra long breaks but Lucifer caught on and wrote him up

Would try to frequently visit you in your department

Started fights with other workers who were busier staring at you than their work

"They're not meat, beat it!"

Got fired for trying to steal electronics

Levi:

"Theres a lot of new merch releases coming up soon!"

Didn't want to be the only one left out so he applied...plus you won't see him anymore!

Electronics department ONLY

You won't find him cross trained anywhere else, he refuses

Is actually really good with upselling

Can be aggressive if you don't go with his recommendations

Has received a few complaints for that reason

Tries to match his breaks with you since that's the only time he really gets to see you

Was the one who tattled on Mammon

Satan:

"This is for research."

A lie he almost believes but knows he just wants to be near you

Works the same department as you so you see each other all day

Never put him on registers or customer service

Almost got into a fight on the first day

Retail is rough for him but he does it for you

Complains to Demon Resources about Lucifer daily

Asmo:

"Ugh...a job!? I'm gonna cry. Oh but my fans would love if I relate to them! And your job will be fun with me there!"

Upfront about his reason lol

Refused to do anything except customer service

Just stands back and talks to customers while the coworker alongside him completes any transactions

Makes DevilToks on the clock

Frequently leaves his spot to talk to you and Satan

Gets all the work gossip

Lucifer never catches on

"You know, this isn't so bad! I'm such a good worker right!?"

Gets employee of the month

Beel:

"I don't like the thought of you surrounded by demons alone. This isn't RAD."

Aalajffkslsjda the cutest honest protector

Is cross trained everywhere but

Never put him near grocery ever again

Likes to work with you if he gets the chance

Usually works in the backroom unloading and back stocking things

Has a doctors note that let's him take frequent breaks for eating

His favorite department overall is security because Lucifer gives him extra treats if he prevents high valued thefts

Belphie:

"I'm here because I have things I would like to have."

Is there an extra meaning to that?

Works in the back with Beel usually

Takes frequent naps in hidden areas of the backroom

Pretends to look busy if Lucifer is around

Also complains to Demon Resources about Lucifer daily

Fights with Levi on your breaks because he also wants to spend time with you when he can

Is the reason some coworkers don't approach you

He makes it known to not fuck with you

Diavolo heard you started a new job alongside the brothers! He goes to visit with Barbatos in tow.

Diavolo:

"Can I get a little help here?"

Flirts with you while on the clock. He thinks the red vest on you is cute!

Was wowed by the store in general

(Normally Barbatos does the shopping alone)

Liked sampling the food that was around the store

Was tempted to apply but Barbatos shut it down

Took a photo of Lucifer in his manager clothes

Barbatos:

"Seeing you here will make my shopping trips more enjoyable."

Praises your work

Did have to go to customer service to complain and ran into Asmo

Didn't believe Asmo was gonna clean the restrooms but at least the complaint was taken

Takes a survey and compliments you

Has to fight Dia to get him off the racecar cart

"It's for parents with children my lord."

Returns the cart to the cart corral like an upstanding citizen

My first bulleted story post lol. I had fun with this & hope to make more in the future. <3

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#obey me headcanons #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me gn!reader #obey me gn!mc #cosmic posty post #crossposted on ao3 #obey me humor #obey me shitpost #◇˖・ﾟ— › cosmic obey me . ⊹ #shitpostcifer

[abigail]

this is from 2020 but I realised I never posted the outfit on here so here u go :-) happy halloween <3

#I don’t think I did anyway.. I can’t find the post if I did lol #I was sooooo proud of this like the outfit was not good but the wig took me hours to make #the postie came to the door while I had it on and half styled I was embarrassed because it was like a week before actual halloween or s/t #I really wanna redo my frankensteins bride look because I know I’d make it way better now but yeah . still happy with the wig hehe #plus the photos of it are not good……. promise it was better than it looks #a #me

[arealtrashact]

Do you have a favorite Elvis song? Or an album?👀👀

Why oh why would you ask me such an impossible question !

If you're twisting my arm.......... I'd say American Trilogy. The last minute of his 'Aloha' rendition of it never fails to give me chills. There really is no word to describe it other than EPIC.

#his truth is maaaaaarching ooooooooon #trashtalk #anonymous #Honorable Mentions : Bridge Over Troubled Water and How Great Thou Art (the 70s version) #Fans who think he peaked in the 50s are kidding themselves #His voice matured into something so beautiful and POWERFUL. Especially by the 70s #Like even his last (documented) 1977 concert...where he's swaying on his feet...delirious...basically dying onstage...he sounds incredible. #The music within his heart remained unscathed by the physical and mental strain he was enduring daily by that point #and I think that's beautiful ( if not very bittersweet ) #we watched Christmas at Graceland so forgive me if I'm deep in my Elvis Feels tonight lol #On a lighter note : I thought Posty totally killed Devil In Disguise #I LOL'd when he leapt into the pool ( I feel like that was totally unplanned. But how are you Not going to dive into the Graceland pool )

[pinktwinkiezoppo]

One time I had a dream that I commissioned someone to draw a ship and they declined bc they thought it was stupid

#even my brain is trying to tell me my ship is stupid #good thing it was just a dream #it still hurt though #zoppos posties

[cabbagegunk]

fast and the yurious

#cabbagetalk #gega made me posty this..