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annlillyjose · 6 months

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Green Room – WIP Intro

hiii cuties!

have you ever been overcome by an irresistible urge to write a memoir at the age of twenty, or are you normal? i'm definitely not, so here's a new project (again)

green room is an experimental memoir that delves into my teenage years as a writer. i started writing seriously at the age of thirteen and self-published my first book at fourteen, which is something that haunts me to date. but here's the thing – i feel like i've learned a lot in the last six to seven years and wanted to explore it with another writing project.

i don't really know what this book is going to be yet. i'm going to start drafting during nanowrimo as a side project and hopefully finish it by the end of the year, but i'm not in a rush. i want to enjoy the process of writing this so i might take my sweet time.

now because this is an intro post, let's get to some specifics.

disclaimer: this is my original work. plagiarism of any kind will not be tolerated.

genre: creative/literary non-fiction

pov: first person retrospective

structure: a combination of chapters, vignettes, and poetry maybe

projected word count: 50k

concept: literary memoir on a writer's journey through teenage as they navigate genre, form, tense, character, story, plot, theme, atmosphere, and setting.

aesthetics/vibes: abandoned art galleries, mountaintops, beaches at midnight, falling asleep on the terrace, coffee mugs, word documents, cute stationery that never gets used, rejection e-mails, daydreaming, moon phases, still rivers, birds flying in groups, rain, academic validation, morally gray people, the colour green

THE ORIGIN STORY

i had always wanted to write something in retrospect of my teenage and document my growth, but didn't want to be so didactic in doing so. the memoir seemed like a serious piece of writing so i didn't really know if i was qualified enough to start. but if i've learned anything about writing in the last few years, it is that you can write whatever you feel like writing. so here i am with a new wip.

a little bit about the title – i struggled with this the most. but the novel i wrote during my late teens (dairy whiskey) was an entirely green book and i found myself finding thousands of green things every single day. my life had turned a shade of green. i was very inspired by the books bluets by maggie nelson and the white book by kan hang. i decided to make the colour green an important aspect of the book.

i don't know how this is going to turn out or if i'm going to do updates for this one, but who knows, i just might. until then, i hope you enjoy my other writing and shitposting. until next time, goodbye.

– ann.

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komotionlessqueenmm · 2 years

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Headcanon/Preference # 10

(Peter Steele)

Gifs NOT mine.

If any gif is yours (or you know who's it is) please let me, so I can give you/them credit.

Gif credit goes to (In order) - @l-anon-shitposts - @possessedxparrot - Unknown! (Tumblr is falsely crediting me.) - @ahalal-uralma - @the-library-under-the-stairs - @superblypleasanttraveler-blog - @l-anon-shitposts - @an9elsoft - @l-anon-shitposts (Unless told otherwise.)

Year posted - 2022

📝Note(s) - None.

⚠️Warning(s) - Unhealthy relationship scenarios.

🕸Firstly, What Kind Of Yandere Is Peter Steele?

• Peter is mostly a soft yandere, however he can be very dangerous if pushed to the edge.

• BUT that is NEVER directed to his darling, he would never physically hurt his sweet goddess darling.

• He will warship the very ground his darling walks upon, and he's not ashamed to show his devotion and adoration.

• Peter doesn't like manipulating his darling or lying to her, but he will if it is necessary, and he dose it very well.

• He will kill for his darling if necessary, but only if he deems that individual a serious threat.

• i.e. Any man (or even woman) that dares to try wooing his darling, or anyone that might threaten her life or general well-being.

• He will avoid killing any of his darlings friends or family, unless they actively try taking his darling away.

• In that case he can and will make it look like an accident, and he will get away with it.

• However this is rarely an issue, as Peter is very good at deceiving/manipulating people into liking him, and trusting him wholeheartedly.

🕸What happens When He First Sees You?

• The world practically freezes around him, and it's as if you and him are the only people in the world.

• Peter scowls when Josh nudges him, and begins teasing him for staring at you.

• He knew it was love at first sight, even though you didn't see him in that moment.

• Peter couldn't get you out of his head for the rest of the day.

• In those few fleeting moments that he watched you, he committed to memory every curve of your face, the way your hair flowed in the wind.

• Subconsciously he couldn't wait to see you again, and he knew he would, deep down he knew he'd see you again.

🕸 What happens When He Gets Obsessed?

• The second time he laid eyes on you, he was completely hooked.

• His obsession consumes him, and he doesn't fight it, if anything Peter embraces it.

• He stalks you for weeks, without ever once being noticed by you, your neighbors, or even coworkers.

• Peter admittedly felt a little bit guilty for stalking you, but his desire to observe you was to great.

• He finds himself sneaking pictures of you, and sometimes stealing things you accidentally leave behind.

• He respects a certain degree of your privacy, like when you forget to close your curtains before a shower, or when changing your clothes.

• Peter is a gentleman in this respect, and he'll turn away, once even closing your window, and curtains for you without being noticed.

🕸 What happens When You Finally Meet?

• Peter is a master at making people like him, his slightly bashful charm is far to endearing to be able to resist.

• He introduced himself after assisting you with a heavy object at the store, he "coincidentally" ran into you at.

• It was actually the first time he learned your name, and god it was perfect in every possible way, pure honey to his ears.

• When he managed to make you laugh, he was over the moon! He thought your name was beautiful, but that laugh, it nearly made his heart burst out of his chest.

• Coaxing your number from you was fairly easy for Peter, along with the promise of a wondrous first date.

• Later that evening he found himself drawing you in his sketchbook once more, except this time the portrait was much closer than any of the others.

• He knew that you loved him the way he loved you, even if you yourself were unaware of that fact. This was the truest of true love.

🕸 What happens When He Begins To Snap?

• It started the very moment you had to request a raincheck on your third date, in favor of assisting a colleague... A male colleague.

• His first fear was that he might lose you without even getting the chance to truly have you as his own.

• When you got home that evening, you were surprised to find Peter upset, and sitting against your front door.

• You of course offered for him to come inside, to which he accepted without a word. Making himself right at home, despite this being his first visit to your home, or so you thought.

• His anger practically emitted from him in waves, which made you a little nervous, but you suppressed that nervous bubble in your throat.

• When you tried to console him, he snapped at you in anger, convinced you had already betrayed him in some way.

• You convinced Peter that you had zero interest in your colleague, and that he had nothing to worry about, that he could trust you.

• And he believed you... He truly did... But there was no going back now... What if someone else tried to take you from him?

• He couldn't... No he wouldn't allow that under any circumstances.

• You are his darling, his goddess, his shinning light in this dark and cruel world, his very reason to live!

• And so Peter allowed that dark and dangerous part of him consume him entirely, just as he had allowed his initial obsession consume him.

🕸 What happens When He Inevitably Abducts You?

• He staged an abduction with some thugs he hired, and played the role of your savior. Later convincing you that you would only be safe if you moved in with him right away.

• Thanks to the trauma caused by the fake abduction, Peter was able to actually abduct you in a way that you would agree with.

• He couldn't stand the thought of hearing you scream and beg in fear to be let go, to plead with him to release you, or beg to know why he was doing this to you, to claim that he was betraying your trust, so this was his solution.

• Regardless of the fact that he was still betraying your trust, and manipulating you into trusting him with your very life.

• Peter is a master of lies and decent when necessary, so convincing you that this was the safest place for you was easy enough.

• But over time, you begin to notice strange things. And the closer Peter tries to get, the more the vail is pulled away from your eyes.

• It is to late now to escape him, his hooks are sunk in deep, and escape is no longer a possibility.

🕸How Much Freedom Does He Take Away From You?

• Nearly everything.

• You are not allowed to sleep anywhere but in his bed beside him.

• You are not allowed out of the house without him.

• You are not allowed to speak to anyone without his approval first.

• You are not allowed to tell anyone about what happened.

• You are not allowed to argue with him, it never ends well.

• You are not allowed to drink alcohol without him there to monitor you.

• You are not allowed any kind of drug or medicine without his approval.

• You are not allowed to talk about your past before him.

• You are not allowed to use any sort of knife, or have access to anything that could be a weapon. For your own safety of course.

• You are not allowed to watch anything Peter deems inappropriate. i.e. Anything with a sex scene.

• You are not allowed to get off without him or his approval to masterbate.

• You are not allowed to waste his seed, no matter where he finishes. But especially if it is within your womb.

• You are not allowed to do many things without Peter beside you, but with him, you are allowed many freedoms.

• He must be there to monitor you, or to experience everything with you, there is no ifs ands or buts in this regard.

🕸 What happens When He Finally Breaks Through Your Mental & Emotional Walls.

• It happened when you experienced a pregnancy "scare".

• You missed your period, and Peter knew it. He knows everything about you.

• When you admit to not being ready for a baby, Peter breaks down and practically falls to his knees before you.

• He begs and pleads with you to think of the baby, and how precious it shall be, how beautiful you shall be full with his child.

• He admits to wanting nothing more than to have children with you, and to have the chance to love you to death.

• The tears falling from his beautiful green eyes, and the precious words falling from his lips, you couldn't help but feel your heart ache for him.

• He saw it in your eyes, that sliver of sympathy for him, and he masterfully jumped on that opportunity.

• He groveled at your feet, and promised to give you the best life possible, to give you everything you could ever desire.

• He wedged his way into your heart, and pushed away any previous thoughts of the negativities you had experienced in this relationship.

• When the pregnancy turned out to be a false alarm, he continued to promise this things to you.

• And after that he insisted more often than not, to finish inside of you to ensure you would actually fall pregnant with his child.

• With every passing day he broke down those walls more and more, and made himself right at home within your heart.

🕸 What happens When You Finally Succumb To His Will?

• Some may call it Stockholm Syndrome, but Peter calls it true love.

• You truly succumb to him when you actually fall pregnant.

• And with every passing day of the whole pregnancy Peter falls deeper and deeper in love with you.

• And you with him.

• Every promise he made, he kept.

• You married a month before your due date, and moved to a bigger home.

• Peter wanted a proper fresh start, he had promised it after all.

• Plus he intends on having more than just one child with you, so a bigger home will be necessary.

• He writes music just for you, and plays them often for you and the baby.

• Peter also loves reading to them, especially when they're still in the womb, that way you couldn't slip away, and he could then read to you as well.

• You find yourself not missing your old life in no time, and being surrounded by Peter and the life you've made together, it was all you wanted in life now.

• And when his band really took off, and they began touring, Peter insisted you and the baby be with him.

• He needed your support after all, and needed to ensure that he could keep you safe.

• You live a false happily ever after with your dark lover, though you are blind to the toxicity of this relationship, you couldn't be happier.

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christine-ye · 2 months

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Normally I don't share a lot of serious posts for characters I love (they're funny shitposts most of the time) but because the 2024 PreCure Twitter Hall of Fame started running yesterday (go vote here if you haven't), I have already campaigned myself for the title of #1 Cure Melody fan, which I already won during the first Hall of Fame back in October 2023 (and also campaigned for). And I have the certificate below to prove it lol

As part of my mini-campaign for the current Hall of Fame (which is just for fun and not an actual competition btw), I decided to write an essay about how much Cure Melody meant to me and wanted to share it here (copied and pasted straight from the Notes app on my phone). If you get the chance to read it (under the cut), I would really appreciate it. 💗

Why you should vote me for #1 Cure Melody fan, an essay (sorta)

During the summer of 2020, I started getting into PreCure when Healin' Good returned from its hiatus and was added to Crunchyroll. After watching a few more of their available seasons like Futari wa and Kira Kira, I decided to branch out and try out other (unfortunately not legally available yet) PreCure seasons, and I started both Star Twinkle and Suite on September 1, 2020. You might be wondering, "why mention an exact date for Suite specifically?" And boy, do I have a lot to tell you.

Suite was one of the seasons that caught my eye at that time, and Hibiki Hojo, otherwise known as Cure Melody, caught my attention for plenty of reasons. One of which being me previously knowing her VA, Ami Koshimizu, for voicing Sailor Jupiter (my favorite Inner Senshi) in Sailor Moon Crystal, given that I was (and still am) a huge Sailor Moon fan. Another reason was also me branching out to other magical girl media during the pandemic. I was already familiar with shows like Powerpuff Girls Z (my first magical girl show) and Madoka Magica up until 2020, and decided to try out PreCure for a bit despite my initial skepticism and refusal to try anything new.

On September 1, 2020, around the same time I was starting my last year of high school, I finally started watching Suite and while I knew Hibiki was going to be my favorite in the show I didn't expect myself to love her way more than I thought I would, not even knowing she would actually become one of my favorite characters of all time. She's a lot of fun every time she appears onscreen, her design rocks, and also did connect with me a lot on a personal level. As someone who has experienced separation anxiety as a kid (and still sometimes do now), I related with Hibiki's loneliness from when her mom was often busy on tour, much like how my parents would sometimes spend a lot of time away from home for work, from weeks to even months. To add to that, I even felt burdened by others' expectations of how and what I did as I got older, similar to how Hibiki felt pressured when she had to perform at the piano recital only to end up feeling hurt by her dad's words to the point where she (temporarily) gave up her passion for music. Through her character growth, I remembered two important things: people who love and support you will always be there for you no matter what and never give up on what you want to pursue despite the hurdles you encounter in life that try to put you down or even turn you against your passions.

I literally almost teared a bit having to write all this and if you made it to the end, thank you for reading :') And of course, vote me for #1 Cure Melody fan since she has meant a lot to me for almost 4 years now 💗

#christine's ramblings of the day #precure #pretty cure #suite precure #suite pretty cure #hibiki hojo #hojo hibiki #cure melody

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kaneseatheadrest · 3 days

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I'm Jalex Aonces, Far Left Conspiracy Theorist and I'm here to just ask some questions.

First of all, why have the frogs gone so long without a voice to answer to their defamation campaign? Why is nobody asking if the frogs are happier gay? The chemicals turn the frogs gay or rather intersex? Why have we allowed Alex Jones to marginalize the frog community and their gender dynamics? Is it because Alex Jones hates frogs that don't confirm to his standards of societal interest?

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Also, come find out the atrocities the far right have been committing by exploiting not just post-irony by all kinds of propaganda. Matt Walsh is an extremist and Chaya Raichik Is psychological murderer. Ofcourse, for liability reason I have to pretend like I'm joking when I say that. That's how the far right often get away with their hate speech afterall.

Also the 'steel beams' program was a post-ironic psy-op to normalize not taking 9/11 truthism serious. So the truth don't come out. But then again I couldn't name you a president that hasn't committed war crimes. I'm just glad Trumps the first one to get exposed for it enough for criminal charges.

Richard Nixon was the second closest we ever got to holding our criminal leaders accountable. Too bad he exploited a loophole to exploit the fact that he was commiting some light treason here and there. Dick Nix was the inventor of the psy-op. Watergate. Mk Ultra.

All of this is vaguely true, the information is out there. But they are trying to silence our free thought so we don't worry about the current amount of light treason people like Elon Musk have been committing the past couple years. I wont be surprised if Elon joins as Trumps campaign manager. Don't think he is interested in funding Trumps rise as dictator? I Didn't think he would be the owner of Twitter and use it as a safe space for the alt-right and crypto bros, but look at where we are not.

This is all absolutely true if you take into the account that I am here to present and underlying message. Read between the line fellows. They're are silencing my anti-fa online family. Promote critical thought.

Promote free thought. I'm Jalex Aonce and let me tell you something that might as well be absolutely true. Cuz it's an anecdote, but reassure my core values. I have two pet frogs at home. Back in San Fransico or Los Angelos or whatever and when they are ready I'll make sure to be supportive of any and all gender or sex identities they feel best represents their feels. Cuz there are still alot of fascists out the that are trying to make sure that we don't normalize the LGBTQ community. And oppression all men and women to the psychological prisons of societal standards for gender. They want to bully cis men into submitting to the restrictions of masculine expression. And feminine expression for women. Folks--I say that in the gender neutral term for the record-- But folks, I am just trying to express the truth to you because the alt-right are trying to suppress this information from you. But it's out there. Q-anon. 4chan. Kick and Rumble. Christianity! All right wing psy ops to allow them to paint themselves as the moral majority when the head of command conservatives are the most immoral human being to ever step on earth. Let me tell you if I was still brainwashed to their psychological operations, or psy-ops, I would say that the devil is alive in the right wing party. Not all conservatives. Some of them are just brainwashed by all their unrelenting propaganda campaigns. This is all really happening people. That information is out there. Use it to confirm these bias!

#radicalizetheleft

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sabakos · 1 year

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So the mountain dew thing I posted the other day is um. Hm. I'm going to turn reblogs off on that actually. It's very good I posted it and got to see people's reactions and I think I made some people laugh with how I presented it, don't feel bad if you reblogged it. but uh. yeah. Not only is it unfortunately true, if anything I downplayed it a bit and left out the parts that weren't funny. Which I now realize I don't really want to think about every time I check my notes tab for the next few weeks. I never kept count but I'm pretty sure I spent more than just a few nights in high school curled up in pain in front of the toilet. I lost over 50 pounds in a year from that.

Kind of maybe also some not-so-unintentional self-harm was going on there I think. It fits in a pattern with some other past habits of mine that I don't post much about because, well, I don't want to turn this into a trauma blog. If you really wanna know, I was a high-functioning alcoholic until age 26. Like, rarely sober outside working hours, most of my calories from alcohol level. End-stage. Due to other personal issues ("wait sabi, weren't you in a serious LTR then?" yes and also my mom was in a psych ward, we don't have time to unpack any of that), I quit drinking cold turkey in 2019 and realized looking through old pictures on my phone that I barely remembered most of what happened in college, let alone anything before that. I don't even know if it's technically amnesia, so much as dissociating so severely from my past. I had a "bit" of a major mental collapse in fall 2019 after quitting drinking as my mind slowly remembered how to have emotions, real clutch scheduling that right before a global pandemic.

Thankfully due to doing nothing for two and a half years, I remember most of college now, and I've been able to recover almost 3 full years of high school from basically fragments in the past year alone. My liver doesn't hurt anymore. I'm also physically repulsed by alcohol as a result of the withdrawal. But it's starting to get back far enough to start reminding me of the previous mental breakdown that I had in middle school that made me almost get held back in 8th grade. I... might decide I don't need to know about anything before that for a little while. Not sure I actually have the ability to make that decision though. It will work itself out nonetheless, it will just be less pleasant.

I've actually almost never actually been suicidal or intentionally thought "oh I'm doing this to hurt myself." But I'm not just shitposting about the whole body dysphoria thing, beyond any gender stuff I just also would prefer not to deal with being a body. I hate every photograph of me as soon as I take it, I can only bear to look at any of them once enough time has gone by that I can trick my brain into thinking it's not me. I believe I drank alcohol for the same reason I drank horrifying concoctions in high school and still sometime make too spicy food or eat so many sour patch kids and takis my mouth bleeds. I only hated the stomach cramps in high school because I didn't know why I had them, but when I finally vomited so hard I puked blood and burst blood vessels in my face, it felt good. I enjoy pain, I like the feeling that my body has been hurt when I'm the one directly causing it. I'm punishing it for existing. I know a couple mutuals of mine probably know exactly what I'm talking about based on their own posts. I also know now that I'm doing this, and that I need to stop doing it. I'm not too worried now that I've figured this out.

But also I think for the first time I can remember, I actively want to continue to exist. I know on some level that I need to accept that that will include my body and not just living out my social life on the internet. I... like other people, not just in a flirty way, and I know I'm saying this on Tumblr of all places but I promise if I ever meet any of you I'm one of the weirdest fucking interesting people you'll ever meet because it's what people are telling me all the time. I'm really shy and don't know how to initiate an interaction with a stranger, but if you can get me to say anything at all, I talk endlessly in my (apparently, strange) voice, I hold my body wrong in distracting ways, I abruptly change topics when I'm not supposed to. None of this occurs to me at the time I'm doing it, and I do know how to act correctly in any situation, I'm just wholly incapable of doing so. But somehow this reads as charming and eccentric rather than horribly rude to most people I meet? People tell me I'm the strangest person they've ever met as a complement. I don't really know why.

All the memories I've recovered have contradicted my past beliefs that I've always struggled to make friends. I think I just... didn't notice? But dozens of my peers consistently made the decision to go out of their way to spend time with me almost the whole time I knew them. I don't think that was out of sympathy, I sure wasn't the Special Ed kid. So I think I actually had close friends almost my whole life from age 10 onward, many of them even? all despite the fact that I wasn't really capable of consciously reciprocating a lot of the time, and that I totally forgot in the years since that some of them even existed until later. So I want to do that again somehow, have a bunch of people I know in real life that I'm close friends with. And actually realize it this time. And I hope I'm not deluding myself with what I remember, though I've been able to independently corroborate enough that I don't think so.

Anyway if anyone was curious, that's... most of my whole brain problems deal from the parts of my life I remember. Or as much as I can condense into a post anyway. Much of it was in fact rather happy and I usually present things in a much more positive light. This post was just not about that.

#personal #really long #dddne #no more on the tags sorry

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salt-volk · 2 years

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hopefully this can get through since its a different take & not just more complaining about the same, though i get it if its deleted bc we wanna get off this topic but: i thought the shitpost asks werent just lolz random humour? i read them as adjacent to satire, mocking that on a blog like this anyone can say anything with no proof.

the whole wave of anji shitposts first started after someone non ironically sent an ask about going to uni with anji which folks were questioning/asking for evidence bc anons can say anything & dont have to back it up. maybe some others eventually turned it into a "lolz random" thing with the asks about eating underwear or w/e, but i thought the initial group of anji shitposts were more intended to be humorous not from being "random", but from poking fun at how you can lie about anything online, like “yea i went to class with anji too”, inventing increasingly outrageous scenarios that can be presented as fact though theyre obv not.

not all were funny ofc, but i did at least get where they came from as a "mocking the idea that anything submitted to a salt blog w/o proof should ever be taken seriously" perspective, or typical "people will lie about anything on the internet" jokes akin to classic fake tumblr posts like the down with cis bus or oppa homeless style.

then those few that referenced npcs as if they were real people, i saw as just creatively expanding on the premise like what if instead of the blog just covering drama between users of dv it included interpersonal drama of npcs as well as if it were a gossip tabloid reporting from inworld dv, doing the same ironic outrageous scenarios but with characters instead, which is more of a genuine premise to me than just mindless lolz random.

really i think we all interpret humour differently & its valid to find it all a tad silly, but i also disagree that all of it was just try hard mid2000s xD humour. they would seem that way w/o context, but given the background like when asks were first sent, what they were in response to, i guess i interpreted them differently as a mocking commentary of online culture & how easy it is to speculate about anything when everyones anonymous (aside from the few that were just folks jumping on bandwagon with weird pee & stuff ofc).

context is also easily lost online as things arent presented neatly back to back always so it makes sense that if some folks are viewing the jokes w/o the background, it would indeed seem quite random to them, or theyd come in feeling like they dont "get it". even beyond folks having different senses of humour, its also a matter of original intent being unclear bc of context loss, plus others coming in on the joke when they didnt fully get the premise either.

or thats at least my analysis of how the anji shitpost asks became a mild topic of debate, when weve had many shitposts previously that didnt cause such a stir & what the original intentions or interpretations might have been.

theres also maybe something to be said about culture here & how folk view the aim of the blog differently. some see it as a serious space to air grievances, vent, commiserate, a “salt only” area they come to to engage in a specific type of emotion, while others may see it as lighthearted popcorn entertainment drama discussion zone with space to go off topic & fool about so long as it relates to dv. the camp you fall in on that may also affect how you see jokes in the space. but anyhow, thats too much extra to get into haha.

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spazzjedi · 2 years

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By the way, I completely quit Twitter. There's this one alternate account but I can't delete it cos I don't have the email I signed up with and don't know the password. So I did the best thing I knew to do. I signed out lol.

It was a drunken night's decision and it was fantastic. First time in a long time that I haven't regretted something I did in a drunken haze.

I won't lie. After a couple of days the FOMO that haunts me came back right on schedule. Making me wonder if I should just keep my alts deactivated (yes I have more than one alt lol) and reactivate my main so that I can build my personal brand up, which I've been trying to for 4 years only to realise it's not something I care about. I love the shadows more than I love the spotlight. Hell I had the same endeavour going with my Instagram account but that had better success. I finally had figured out how to leverage hashtags to my advantage and also to take like better photos 😂😂 so that had begun to turn in my favour. But I had posted like 1 photo between February '21 and October '21 and that's when I realised I'm a seasonal content creator and that I don't care very much for it either AND POP! Deleted Instagram too. As much as I miss the doomscrolling, I don't miss it much (if that makes sense).

It feels so liberating. Tho my close friends do want to know why I went off and I said it was a mental health break. I might just return to Instagram alone before account deletion and become a more frequent poster.

I've been fighting the FOMO real hard and it's feeling so rewarding. This time I do feel a bit bad cos one of my alts had a legit engaging community. I learned so much from them, they're all enterprising young folk and some of them are doctorate holders and just smart af people. It was being around that made me realise I was hiding from doing what my soul really wanted and that just makes me sad but while being on that account all I would do is do mid shit posting while watching these people have serious spaces while shitposting successfully and I would feel like an enormous loser which isn't what it should make you feel like.

Guess I made the right call. After 12 years, I'm finally allowing myself to act on my wish of taking care of myself while actually understand what that act entails. It's hard work but,

I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF.

#getting back into the swing of things #so proud #let’s fucking go #i hate twitter #i have fomo #fighting fomo #self growth #self discovery #self care #self love

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heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon · 2 months

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[Happy Valentines Day, Everyone! 💘🦌 This started out as a shitpost about me needing an animatic of Alastor dancing alone in the nude through an empty Hotel and then somehow morphed into the pitch for my podcast idea. Yes it's long, no... I'm not sorry.]

Okay so, as a followup to this post, I just watched all of Saltburn (2023) last night, and ...

This film is literally so Alastor Coded I could write down an entire essays worth of parallels like I don't know why prudes insist on clutching their pearls and ruining everyone's fun?

Also, for all the pain that ...V*rbalA*e.... and the whole Poison Controversy TM have put us through despite never actually including any nudity or naughty bits in ether of those animations... I've decided that I'm just going to have to find a way to commission someone to animate the most professional, tasteful, artistic, homage/parody of Alastor actually doing Oliver's little victory dance at the end of Saltburn possible, wherein of course Al's nudity will be uncensored and full frontal, just as Oliver's is at end of the film.

That way, the transformation will be complete and the boys will truly have the "Same Character Energy" that the poor Prime Video Canada Employee boasted. 😈

Why am I even considering doing this? Because at this point I think it's the kind of consolation prize that all the patient girlies deserve and because if there weren't so many tacky snapback hats on sharkrobot and if some people didn't throw Angel under the bus so much, we could have a queer femme pleasure centered 18 to 21+ fanbase that was actually as good as the shows, if not better, at least in terms of adult fanservice, which I think should be the norm in an adult fandom space and we (queer/femme fans) wouldn't have so suffer as much just for wanting it like that?

But also, because I guess I'm just a chaotic neutral little troll who likes to stir the pot with my tail while cackling maniacally to piss people off. 😈🌹

And yes, I'm aware of how I just conjured up about fifty thousand different kinds of nightmares in some people's heads trying to parse out just how terrible this one scene from Saltburn I'm referring to is and how horrible the respective parody of it I just decided I'm going to try and make happen with Alastor for funsies, might be because I know that some people won't even bother to check out the source material that'll be pulling from because I know some of you just simply refuse watch anything that isn't a cartoon despite being in your 20s or older, and to those specific types of people I know might be reading this, all I have to say is, you're welcome. 😈

I'm actually 50% serious about trying to do this and I'm gonna try to shoot my shot with some animators and if I actually get a response from any of the people I already have in mind would be a good fit for this and they actually agree to do it, I might start asking for donations, in order to give you guys something in return, I might start a podcast.... I've thinking about turning all my Hazbin posts into something a little more than just blog posts for a very long time because I just feel like there's so much more talk about that I haven't really seen talked about from like, a queer feminine or even disabled perspective... And I was intending to save all my ideas so they could be turned into like, a huge "Retrospective" project that I was planning to begin doing after Hazbin and Helluva as a series were completely finished ... But now that watching Saltburn last night just sparked the idea to make what would have to be a completely monetized shitpost just by nature what this idea is... I don't know. Especially with the first season already be completed.... Would you guys support me hosting a completely queer femme run discussion podcast about these shows and the impact they've had as a kind of internet sub cultural phenomenon, from an insider/fans perspective? Because I've been waiting to hear a feminine queer person tackle just this subject for a while now, and so far nobody has, at least not in the way that I feel it needs or deserves to be. So I think I might as well be the the one to start doing that. And I think I might open up a poll ...

I do promise that the podcast idea I have in mind will be better put together than the hunicast, realistically speaking. I know if I do this I'm technically going starting out this podcast idea early for horny reasons, not to syke anyone out or put anyone down for being so. 🙏🩷👀

Before I start this poll, I just want to tell everyone that you can reblog this with your own feedback about my idea to start a podcast focusing on my opinions on Medrano's adult work, and follow me if your interested, and I would greatly appreciate that, since I notice that my posts are slowly getting my traction even as I'm typing this and I'm slowly gaining more followers and the post this is a followup to that I made yesterday keeps getting more likes even as I'm typing this ... L O L! 😂🙏❤️

But regardless of what happens I'd like to thank everyone and other than that I just wanna say ... Stay Tuned~! 😘❤️🌹 X.O

#Hazbin Hotel #Saltburn #hazbin hypocritical #Alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #the radio demon #alastor hazbin #hazbin alastor #alastor altruist #oliver quick #oliver saltburn #saltburn oliver #media comprehension #media literacy #polls #poll #Mean Girls #Just cause ....#Cause you know when I actually end up doing this podcast it's gonna get a little Mean but after having most of the fandom be bronified and #stolen from us before it even had the chance to breathe I think the Girls are a little entitled to be that catty!#See what I did there?#And yeah you know that there's at least one man in the hunicast that I DON'T think is mediocre otherwise I wouldn't be referencing his joke #Or like ... Making my own Mean Mommy Puns right now but you know the rest those men there deserve it especially Dave so calm down... <3 #Hey I think waiting till Wednesday morning/noon time to post this anyway for that *PROPER* MG reference wouldn't be so... FAR FETCHED HAHA #I DID IT AGAIN! <3 I'M A ROLL!!! ;) <3 #... And they *Really* should've just kept it as 'Hell Puppy' ... :( </3

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Can I get some SFW and nsfw modern day Kaeya and Diluc stuff? Ty ty!

Damn I hadn't even thought about ModernAU Genshin before lol should be interesting- lesgoooo~

Side note- Genshin refuses to make actual sense of any of the ages of its characters, so I'm going with, like... mid-20's, semi-recently out of college for these two.

Kaeya, Diluc x GN Reader - ModernAU! headcanons

SFW (nsfw below the cut)

Kaeya:

- He's in law school, and has a real knack for discovering hilarious and exploitable legal loopholes. It's also a field that suits him for a number of reasons- it makes use of his infectious natural charm, and keeps him entertained with the 'stories' you happen upon working with people's legal and personal problems. He's also the best dressed in any of his classes, and in any given courtroom. Those who know luxury clothing when they see it can't help incredulously wondering how he affords his wardrobe while still technically a student.

- Kaeya is such a shitposter. He habitually 'likes' any and everything you post on any and all social media platforms- but he'll also comment "mmm who's that sexy thing" beneath the most innocuous images of you. He sends you dumb memes at concerning hours of the night- frequently while intoxicated, and especially when you've had a stressful day.

- As a partner, Kaeya is surprisingly loyal. His friends (and yours) will joke about him being a total slut, how you must have to keep him on such a short leash. He doesn't take offense to this though, and in a way, he gets a kick out of being perceived this way. But in truth, since he's been with you, he's never once considered anyone else. When you're alone together, there's a warmth in his gaze and a gentleness to his touch that no one else has ever seen.

- Everywhere Kaeya goes, he seems to "know a guy." He's always got an in- and an elaborate story of how he met this person and why they're, frankly, worryingly open to doing him favors. It's rare that a date with Kaeya goes by without you being offered free drinks, free desserts, a better seat at a restaurant or theatre, etc. Generally, when pressed, he'll wave a hand and say, "Babe come on, you know me- I just love making friends." Though you've heard whispers that some of his "friends" are just people who can't afford to be on his bad side.

Diluc:

- Was on track to become a police officer for some time, but it took barely a month from completing his training for him to become entirely disillusioned with the entire system. He quit (bluntly and forcefully, I might add) and now works as a P.I. His quietly thoughtful and serious nature puts clients at ease while allowing him to examine each case efficiently and effectively. I also figure we'd still carry over the "bartending at night" angle from the games- it's a great way to network and gain intel while undercover.

- His phone is basically a device for work, the news, and sometimes for contacting you, and absolutely nothing else. He hates the constant noise of social media, and refuses to jump on trends when things move too fast to get meaningfully invested in anything. Still, while he tries to angle his screen so you won't see it, he has set a picture of you as his wallpaper.

- Diluc loves the quiet, domestic side of your relationship. He treasures things like cooking together, cuddling on the couch with a movie, or even working on chores and projects together. He comes from money (though he doesn't talk about it much), so the more down to earth life that he's made with you is precious to him, and he appreciates all of the little moments that reaffirm your bond. That said, he does have an excellent memory for things like birthdays, anniversaries and such, and he is not shy about spending some cash on such occasions.

- Your friends all think he's super hot (and they're right), but are also a bit intimidated by him. Once, you tried showing them a sweet message he sent you drowning in heart emojis and they insisted that couldn't be him. Now there's a running joke in your friend group about your secret side-guy who leaves you nice voicemails when you've had a bad day and has flowers sent to your work- since they're convinced someone as serious and put-together as Diluc couldn't be your incredibly affectionate boyfriend.

NSFW 18+ v

Kaeya:

- Kaeya loves showing you off, especially in an outfit he bought just for you. It seriously turns him on to watch you over a nice dinner out wearing something a bit risque that he selected for you, noting the appreciative glances in your direction from others nearby, and knowing that you're his. The way his line of sight wanders your body all night makes it exceedingly clear that he can't wait to tear that lovely outfit off of you when he has you alone.

- Definitely the adventurous and experimental sort when it comes to kink, and he especially enjoys a bit of exhibitionism or semi-public fooling around. During a similar date night, with you looking so positively delicious across the table, he'll watch with a wolfish smirk as you squirm from the vibrations of a toy he pushed inside of you earlier that evening. He reclines in his seat and levels his gaze on you, saying, "My, darling, are you feeling alright? You look a bit flushed..." as his hand fiddles with the toy's remote. Then, once he gets you home or- even better -to a hotel, he'll press you against the window as he fucks you into panting, mindless bliss. Sometimes he doesn't even want to wait that long, and he'll find somewhere to park his car and fuck you in his back seat

- Kaeya has sending dick pics and lewd selfies down to an art. Seriously, his pictures are beautiful- of course helped by the fact that his body is gorgeous as well. Naturally, he loves to receive erotic images of you as well, and will save each and every one of them for "later use." If you're into it, he'll gladly send you a video of himself stroking his cock just for you, while describing every filthy thing he imagines doing to you in explicit detail.

Diluc:

- Generally speaking, Diluc wants to wine and dine you before the spicy business. He's a romantic at heart, and he wants you to know that he adores every part of you- and your body just happens to be one item on that list. He's not as obvious with his desires as some, but lingering gazes across the dinner table, or a hand at the small of your back trailing around your waist, all make his intentions clear. There's no doubt your lovely evening together will end with his strong body pressing you against his matress, his lips at your throat and your thighs clinging around his hips.

- He's generally fairly private about his sex life- not shy, per say, but insistent that your mutual pleasure is something for only the two of you. He's also not likely to sext or send lewd photos unless you really, really want them (and he's kind of adorably awkward about it at first even if he does try for you)- but if you tease him by sending him something naughty, his mind short circuits. His face burns crimson and he stops whatever he was doing and just stares at your beautiful body on the screen, as though he can already feel you in his hands.

- Diluc is a busy man, so there's likely to be stretches when the time and energy for sex simply isn't there. But once he's wrapped up a case and he finally has some time to breathe, you can bet he'll lift you into his arms and carry you to the bedroom the first chance he gets. You might even start to suspect that it's a way for him to vent his work stress when his thick cock pounds into you so nice and steady and deep- but you're certainly not about to complain, especially when you've been without him for so long.

#genshin impact #modern au #kaeya #diluc #kaeya x reader #diluc x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact smut #fluff and smut #genshin impact headcanons #genshin not sfw

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mrpenguinpants · 3 years

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Childe: First Kiss HCs

I tend to make things gender neutral by not putting in pronouns and just using “you” but you can definitely read this as female^^ But I completely agree, I love this boy so much. He’s my favourite character to play (im so sorry razor) until Xiao comes out. I literally have a genshin team named “waiting for xiao” and it’s just Childe and Zhongli haha.

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Today’s appreciation post goes to childes-starconch. Fitting that this is a Childe fic but ty for your support^^ I always notice you pop up as soon as I post a fic and I really enjoy seeing you. Hopefully you read this since tumblr won’t let me tag people, for whatever reason I don’t know anymore, but just saying hey, I see you 💕💕

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I’m just gonna piggy back off my last Childe fic. I’m sorry.

Semi Part 1: Fiance HCs [honestly, one of my favourites haha]

Xiao Ver: First Kiss HCs

Venti & Kaeya: Mistletoe HCs

Venti, Xingqiu, and Razor: Kissing HCs

[Masterlist]

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[taglist] <- if you want to be added, please read this first.

@hanniejji @mikeysbike @unionwitch @musekala @twistedsunnshiii @stanzastic @akaasea @xoneaboveallx @adoring-ghost @asheseiler @childelover@youaskedfurret @snowy224

@youaskedfurret @diaxfeliz @wintergreen-aix @dandelily @thegayrubberducky @lovelykittycatmeow @yuunoagivesmelife @dokidokisama @simpygrimoire @minakohasmanyhusbandos @strwbrry-lia @tigerpriestess

For some reason I can’t @ certain people. I’m talking to tumblr about it.

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Childe: First Kiss HCs

Childe was never one to shy away from affection, be it holding your hand in his or wrapping an arm around you, he was always happy to be close to you. He was always a bit territorial which lead to some embarrassing situations for you but it was from a good place in his heart. But when it came to public kisses, he preferred to keep it between you two. It felt too private of a moment that he didn’t want to broadcast to the rest of the Fatui, especially to the other Harbingers. That is to say, if he actually kissed you in the first place. For all the two braincells Childe had, one was fighting and the other was protecting his loved ones, just imagining kissing you was too much for him and he needed to go find some poor recruit and beat his inner problems out. The Fatui recruitment process would always dwindled down during his inner turmoil sessions that Scaramouche himself, had to throw his goddamn hat at Tartaglia, and yell at him to hurry up and fix his problem. It was clogging up the air.

When he tried to think about it, it shouldn’t be this hard to simply lean in for a kiss. But it was his first and while Childe might run into whatever danger or prospect of a fight without a second thought, he didn’t want to ruin it. What if he accidently bonked his forehead with yours? He should remove his mask then right? Just in case? He’s only given forehead and cheek kisses to his younger siblings so it should be the same right? Yeah he could do this, this was just another battle for Tartaglia to conquer!

But whenever he would see you or you would both sit and bask in each other’s presences. He couldn’t bring himself to initiate something or heck, even looking at your face made him a bit hot under the collar in sub-zero temperatures. He can almost hear Scaramouche and Signora laughing maniacally at him behind their hands. He’s the youngest of the Harbingers, he should get a “get out of jail for free” card that all youngest children have whenever they get into trouble. But in this case it’s murder. He quickly slaps his cheeks to get his mind off fighting for one second which startles you beside him.

The first time you’ve seen Childe shy was when he first confessed to you, stuttering that he liked you and just really badly wanted to hold your hand without using the frost of Sneznaya as an excuse. You flushed pink but nodded that you returned his feeling and slipped your hand in his. Whatever shyness Childe had was quickly wiped off his face and he cheered and brought you in for an eskimo kiss. Rubbing your nose with his as he laughed in joy, the tips of his ears and cheeks still coloured pink. You always hold that memory dear to your heart because not only was it the start of your relationship, it was the first time you felt you were staring at Ajax. Not Childe. Not Tartaglia. Just Ajax.

But now, you’re not to sure what to call this. Lately he seemed to be out of it, always staring off into space or frowning at some poor poor snowmen that did not deserve that much pressure. Was being a harbinger starting to take it’s toll on him? Did something terrible happen to his family or was the Tsaritsa being too hard on him? You were beginning to get concerned because you’ve never seen this much mental turmoil in him. This never really happened before and he usually bounced back pretty fast. Would it be better if you left him be and he sorted it out himself? Would it be better if you asked?

Childe is startled out of his thoughts of possible committed murder because he’s too scared to ask his own partner if kissing was something they could do, when he felt your hand slowly nudge his. No matter how many times he holds your hand, you’re always warm. It could be snow storming outside and the only heater he would need would be you. He offers a small but warm smile as he laces his fingers with yours. He remembers when you first started going out he was so scared about boundaries and what was okay. Brushing your fingers together and overall, not doing a good job at saying he wanted to hold hands that even he cringes slightly at his younger self - even though it wasn’t that long ago and he’s doing it again just with kisses - but now he borderline clings to you like some overgrown animal. Scaramouche’s words, not his.

It’s still evening in Snezhnaya and the Tsaritsa herself seems to be taking a vacation because there’s only a light snow falling down between the two of you. You’re both sitting outside his house while his family is inside, warm and having fun playing games. He breathes in, closes his eyes, and let’s the world fade away just a second. He slowly brings his other hand to cup your cheek, his hands are always numb and the tiny pin pricks are dancing on his fingers again before they fade away too, and guides you towards him so he can place a small kiss on your fore head. Then tilts your face to the side so he can kiss your cheek. Brings his nose near yours to nuzzle against. Then hesitates when his lips hover above yours.

“Ajax is there something bothering you?” you ask softly, you’re so close to each other that all you can see is him. The small puffs of breathe you both take bounce off each other’s face before evaporating into the air. You never really took the time to appreciate Ajax’s bright blue eyes. His pupil from this distance seems to be slitted too.

“Hm? Ah no, of course not. Where did you get that idea?” he tries to laugh it off and tries to move back before you quickly bring your hand to the back of his head and nudge him forward so he stays in place. It wasn’t like him to run away from something, it was really starting to bother you what could get Ajax of all people to retreat from something.

“You know if there’s anything that’s bothering you, you can talk to me right?” you asked as you brought both your hands to cup his face as you softly rubbed circles just under his ear. He closed his eyes and hmmed happily at your actions and nuzzled further into your hand before turning his head inward to kiss your palm. Before relaxing and parting his eyelids half way as he seemed to be back in concentration mode. Before awkwardly saying what was troubling him these past few days.

“So wait, you mean to tell me that this entire time I was worried about you. How out of it you were and how many fights you’ve been getting into. Was because you wanted a kiss?” you asked dumfounded as he pouted but nodded. You sighed but bonked your foreheads together softly, “You’re such an idiot....C’mere.”

“Wha-”

You grab the scarf on his harbinger uniform and tug him forward as your lips slot over his. You kiss him hard and for a few seconds as Ajax just stares at you as his brain tries to catch up, before his eyes seem to dilate and he kisses you back just as hard. All his past worries are quickly thrown out the window as slowly pushes you on your back, cushioned by the soft snow, as he basks in the feeling. It’s a bit sloppy given this is both your first kisses but that’s what adds to the charm. You both have to separate at some point for oxygen but Childe looks like he’s ready to dive in again.

“One more,” he pants as he goes in for another but you quickly place your hand in the way so he ends up kissing your palm. He whines but you chuckle at him, place a small kiss on the back of your palm of where his lips would be, and push him off you. You’re both still outside his families home and you aren’t in the mood to be caught in this kind of position. Especially not in front of his younger siblings. He rests his cheek on your shoulder and looks at you, trying to make his eyes bigger and look like a kicked puppy. You sigh as you give a small pet on his head, running your fingers through your hair. What a troublesome partner you’ve gotten.

“Alright, one more.”

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My entire taglist was just made for the “Enemies” to “Lovers” post and I still haven’t started hehe. Trust me, it’s coming. I’ve got requests for it and we’re slowly getting there. The entire time I’m writing this I’m just thinking “honey..no, that’s not how this works.” God you’re so dumb. I hate you. You’re my favourite character. Pour one out for Xiao, I was going to make this a crack fic too but ended up making it somewhat serious.

So yeah, xiao is a cat and childe is a fox. In other news, water is wet. But I did actually google fox behaviors just for this shitpost. ALRIGHT TIME TO SPIN THE WHEEL OF “WILL TUMBLR BE NICE TO ME?” OR DO I NEED TO DOUBLE REPOST AGAIN.

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satans-left-asscheeky · 2 years

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Companions react to Sole picking up a plunger and X6 saying "I bet that brings back memories"

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Maccready

"It brings back memories for me too... of that one time I ate way too much cram..."

Hes so confused like yeah plumbing was way better pre boom, but people still use the bathroom...?

Hancock

"What I wouldn't give for actual plumbing. Gotta say the bathroom situation in Goodneighbor leaves something to be desired... and I don't even have a nose..."

Seriously who tf pisses in a trash can? Nasty. Probably why there's always construction on those bathroom things by the entrance of goodneighborh.

Cait

"I know right? Must've been nice, actually havin' plumbing back then, but as far as I'm concerned just give me a hole and I'm good."

Shes serious too. She doesn't need anything fancy, but it still would be nice. no use wishin for something that's never gonna happen though.

Danse

"Glad to know the brotherhood is more advanced with our plumbing..."

Hes dead serious should you ever travel with both x6 and Danse everything is gonna turn into a dick measuring contest. Funny thing is if they could ever get over trying to out do eachother they actual have a lot in common.... (They both have a fetish for getting in and out of power armour)

Curie

"Oh fascinating Monsieur X6, could you tell me more about plumbing in the institute? Oh or if you've come up with a substitute for plumbing!"

She (like she does most things) finds a way to take data on the small talk that gets her into an hour long discussion on the institutes plumbing system with X6. She's thrilled.

Deacon

"Can tell you've never gone bald otherwise you'd be on a first name basis with plungers....

He's practically shitting himself whenever X6 is around because duh corser, but this actually was some much needed comedic relief.

Piper

"Woah, woah woah. The big bad institute death machine has never heard of a plunger? Ha no one is gonna belive that, but im still putting it in the paper anyway. Truth prevail or whatever."

She thinks it's honestly hilarious, and she's been looking for something a bit more light hearted to help keep spirits during such a depressing subject matter as the boogy man's assassin.

Nick

"Is there not plumbing back at the institute? With all there technology I think I'm a bit concerned you've never heard of a plunger...."

Is genuinely curious. He would like to know more about where he came from, not because he actually cares, but to better defend himself. On this one though he'll indulge his curiosity a bit.

Preston

"Good find general I bet we could use the material at one of the settlements!"

Doesn't even process what X6 said is more fascinated with the new piece of salvage. It isn't until sole starts laughing at X6 that he finally realizes and starts laughing along with them.

X6-88

"Ma'am/Sir I hardly see what you find amusing about that statement... Besides its so covered in irradiated vile how was I supposed to know what it was?"

Hes embarrassed. You got him good. He'd probably be adorning a slight blush and an unusual stutter to his voice. In retrospect what he said was kinda foolish and he can see that, but he's not gonna let you in on that.

(Not gonna lie might start writing more of these to go along with past shitposts because all though it's not the best quality I really enjoyed writing it lmfao)

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pillow-anime-talk · 4 years

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wap challenge.

synopsis: ‘WAP challenge’ versus our lovely boys.

# tags: headcanons; current relationships; aged up; romance; mild comedy and fluff; suggestive?

includes: female reader ft. hitoshi shinsou & you shindou {bnha} + eita semi & tobio kageyama {hq!!} + seijuurou mikoshiba & rin matsuoka {free!}

— HITOSHI

↘ It was absolutely NOT YOUR idea to do this challenge. Mina was the initiator of it all, because she’s addicted to the TikTok app, plus she knows every trend that is currently taking place. Plus, she’s your bestie, so it’s super obvious that you’ll do a lot of (stupid) things with her to keep an eye on her silly ass.

↘ UMMM, anyway. Also not gonna lie, but you liked to dance, so it was much easier to induce you this time, hehe.

↘ Therefore, a few trainings later, you could easily record the ‘WAP challenge’ and put it on the pink-haired teenager’s popular account.

↘ Meanwhile, your lovely boyfriend was in the coffee bar with Denki. Unexpectedly, the latter got a notification on his phone.

↘ (Of course, we all know that Kaminari is the second TikTok biggest fan and his content is something like ‘Top10 things I don’t like about Bakugo’.)

↘ Coming back to the topic, the blonde’s eyes automatically widened when he saw the video inserted into Mina’s account; he wasn’t surprised by the young girl’s idea and its general performance, but you... He totally didn’t expect it! After all, you were the complete opposite of a crazy pinky one and you were literally the voice of reason in your friendship.

↘ “Oh, God... Wow. You have to see this, Shinsou.” He laughed under his breath, then restarted the short video and turned the black phone to the boy who currently drinking colored bubble tea.

↘ Well. Needless to say, some cold tea flew out of his mouth and his both cheeks turned redder than Kirishima’s hair.

↘ Aaaand he got an boner.

— YOU

↘ That mf... Okay.

↘ Listen to me.

↘ Honestly, you were never interested in having an account on this whole TikTok app, but you saw a tons YouTube videos of people dancing to an English-speaking female rapper’s song and you just found it as a fun and interesting activity (+ you really liked this lit song, so...).

↘That’s why, you pushed back the furniture in your own room, which was in the Ketsubutsu Academy dorm, and put on a music. The first three attempts were just learning the steps, but by the fourth time you were ready for the real dance, so you tied your hair in a high ponytail to make it more comfortable and corrected the top of your clothes.

↘ Absorbed in setting up the camera and playing the song at the right moment, you didn’t even notice when your boyfriend entered your room. Of course he wanted to say hi or just kiss your pretty face, but at the same moment you jumped up and lifted your leg, quickly dropping to your knees.

↘ Shindou’s eyes widened while he resting his arm against your bedroom white wall. He even bit his lip, feeling a pleasant tingling in the stomach and throat.

↘ To say that he was delighted is definitely not enough.

↘ And when you finished the dance with the split, your boyfriend was still silent... However there was a sound of clapping and mouth pecking throughout the room. Slightly frightened, you turned towards him, and your cheeks flushed deeply.

↘ “Well, well, well. I didn’t expect that, but... I’d love to see it again, babe.” He winked at you, and you quickly covered your red face with your hands, still sitting on the floor.

— EITA

↘ All of us know perfectly that Semi is... a very serious man. I mean, have you seen how much he gives while he playing volleyball and helping his lovely teammates? Eita takes many things seriously (both at school and in private life) hence his strong character and his frequent lack of playfulness when you both have a small talk.

↘ However, you still love him very much and you would do anything for this big baby boy to make him happy and make him feel loved and appreciated as your boyfriend, friend and also volleyball player.

↘ Anyway, you didn’t expect that one day he would come over to your house and your mother would let him in, saying that ‘as always, you are at your own bedroom, listening to music’.

↘ Eita also didn’t expect anything special that day; he just came to you to spend Saturday watching interesting anime, some movies, talking and possibly ordering a pizza at his treat, but then he opened the door to your room and literally at the same moment he saw that you swing your leg up, and after a while you get down on your both knees.

↘ Of course he was so shocked because, firstly, he didn’t expect you to dance, and secondly, he didn’t expect you to dance this kind of moves...

↘ The poor boy who always took everything around him seriously couldn’t absorb for the next few seconds the fact that some people do a lot of things for fun... not for awards and medals like him and his beloved team.

↘ Fortunately, he quickly shook his head and laughed a bit under his breath when you barely managed to do a splits.

— TOBIO

↘ HAHAHGAHHAHDDAHAHAADDXXHJXJXDD. SORRY. I MEAN...

↘ The poor baby boy has his head high in the clouds and is only interested in the volleyball or matches, the milk in the carton from the school vending machine and you.

↘ Therefore, he’s not into the social media like Twitter, TikTok, Tumblr or YouTube. Sometimes he just steals your Spotify or Netflix account, but that’s all.

↘ Therefore, when one random day Hinata and Yamaguchi ran up to him with orange-head’s phone in his hand and a few seconds later asked if he had already seen the video with you in the lead role, the black-haired young man raised an eyebrow up, not understanding about what his two teammates talked at that moment.

↘ However, when after a short while he saw a dance video with loud music on the app on Shouyou’s phone, a small wrinkle appeared on his forehead and his mouth tightened into a narrow line.

↘ When the video was over, he thanked his besties, then took his own smartphone out of his pants pocket to search for your name in contacts. He quickly wrote you a short message, and as you read it, a huge blush appeared on your both cheeks.

↘ Tobi! | 14:23 ; Why didn’t you tell me that you dance? You’re pretty good at it. I’d like to see it privately. See you after classes :).

— SEIJUUROU

↘ :D

↘ Let’s start with the fact that Seijuurou is definitely a social animal and knows a lot of phone apps (unlike Haikyuu boys, lmao).

↘ I mean, he knows perfectly well all Twitter or Tumblr jokes and general slang, his favorite app is probably Instagram, and the Urban Dictionary is his second home, his bestie. Not need to mention that you share Netflix together, you two also are on the same Discord channel, and on top of that, he makes a shitpost on his own Facebook profile.

↘ No wonder that one day when he caught you dancing to the Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion song, he immediately joined to you. As if dancing had been in his veins from the day he was born, almost like swimming.

↘ The young man literally took all your viewers off the account and all the beauty of the fame you worked hard while you putting your own content on the channel.

↘ ‘Well... I expected that.’

↘ After a few days, of course, you changed the main theme of your account and instead of creating it by yourself, you shared it with your beloved boyfriend (after all, you couldn’t refuse the fans and the red-head...).

↘ Now you put all kinds of videos and posts together, and the people on TikTok like both of you very much and consider you two to be the sweetest couple in the whole world.

↘ Camila and Shawn are nothing compared to you!

— RIN

↘ I think Rin would know what TikTok is, and also know that you have an account there, but he has never been more interested in it than necessary.

↘ I mean, it might have existed, but he wouldn’t be interested in getting into the ‘world’ of any influencers and celebrities.

↘ Well.

↘ The big boy was very busy with swimming and with planning your dates...

↘ So when he listened to music on YouTube one randomly evening and totally accidentally click a complication video with ‘WAP Challenge’ tiktoks, he was surprised that you showed up as one of the dancers.

↘ Your all movements were polished and super strong. You danced really great, better than Rin could ever have imagined. Dressed in black shorts and a gray top, you fit well with the sounds and voice of a female rapper, and as the cherry head knew English, his tongue automatically lick his lower lip.

↘ Hmm, I don’t think I need to add to this headcanon the fact that shortly after watching the short video with you about another 20 times, Rin put on his feet shoes and decided to go to your house.

#— 🍁#bnha scenarios #bnha x reader #bnha x y/n #shinsou headcanons #hitoshi shinso x reader #yo shindo headcanons #yo shindo x reader #haikyuu x reader #semi eita headcanons #semi eita x reader #kageyama tobio headcanons #kageyama tobio x reader #free! x reader #free! headcanons #mikoshiba seijuurou headcanons #mikoshiba seijuurou x reader #rin matsuoka headcanons #rin matsuoka x reader

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dreamsmp-au-ideas · 3 years

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Overwatch au but it’s things they might say

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XD: You don’t make millions in technological and robotics advances by NOT experimenting on the poor!

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Dream: XD, if I was in a room with you, the Crimson, and Billiam and had a gun with two bullets, I would first shoot the Crimson and Billiam-

XD: Aw, thank you Dreamie!

Dream: And then start to use the gun as a club to go and kill you next

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Quackity: XD? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING XD GOD DAMN RICH CAPITALIST DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT-

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Tommy and Techno: We mourned for you!

Phil: Oh uh...Thanks

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*inside the Eggpire building

Jack: You know, I would have thought that the Eggpire was super serious and probably more put together than me but then I met everyone and man, it turns out that everyone memes, shitposts, and has some family issues

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Phil and Sam, watching as Tommy rolls in with Jack Manifold post-defect: Whatcha got there Tommy?

Tommy, holding a smoothing in one hand while holding Jack’s hand in another as Jack is shaking from just pure fear of being in the base: A smoothie and a new brother :D

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Puffy, after realizing that everyone has so many issues: Get in kids we’re going to therapy!

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Wilbur, post-brainwashing arc: I’ll keep my emotions in here, and then one day, I’ll die.

Wilbur: *starts crying

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Karl: Guys relax, Sam just said I only stopped existing and had my existence wiped from time for about 5 minutes! That’s practically nothing!

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Eret: So as it turns out, the Eggpire has went and caused many damages to the world, and in order to fix that, I propose that we all heavily tax the rich as they are also most likely working with the Eggpire and they do not deserve that much money

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Dream: Okay who went and blew up one of XD’s buildings?

Everyone:

Dream: I’m not mad, I just want to know

Niki: I did. I blew it up.

Dream: Good. He had it coming. Did you go use the reactor in one of the rooms to make the explosion bigger?

Niki: Yep.

Dream: Good job. Invite me over if you ever feel like screwing over XD again

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Techno: Hello, I would like to know the address of the Crimson. And I would like to go and schedule a meeting with him. You know, just so that we can talk. I’ll also be taken my sword, gun, and knife with me as part of the meeting. You know. For the meeting.

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Punz, after meeting Tommy: I have only had Tommy for about two minutes, but if anything happens to him I will kill everyone in this room and then myself

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*Tommy bursting in with Foolish and an old gramaphone

Tommy: Puffy, Puffy! Look!

*Gramaphone starts playing, and Foolish puts his finger on the disc

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Sam: I would like to remind everyone to please do not flirt with the enemy while on and off the battlefield. I would also like to remind everyone to please stop flirting with Sam N00K, they are their to manage communications and provide us with information, please don’t distract them from their work

Tommy: Sam you could go and just call Fundy and Punz out, you don’t have to make an announcement on it

Sam N00K: I would like to say that Punz’s flirting does not bother me nor distract me. In fact I quite like it.

Sam: That’s...I didn’t program that into them…

Purpled: Congratulations Punz, you got Sam N00K to become sentient!

Sam N00K: I would also like to say that Fundy and Dream Wataken’s flirting seems to be only playful and nothing more. Although, it does bother Wilbur Soot and more times than not, he goes and screams at one of them to either stop or to go and tell Fundy that he can do better

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bloody-wonder · 4 years

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“i wanna write about neil putting andrews hand under his shirt” here’s your excuse!!

thanks for playing along *wink wink*

so this scene which needs no introduction somehow manages to be overappreciated in the fandom while simultaneously being underappreciated. here’s what i mean. (tw cause i talk about the drake incident)

so there’s context and subtext to this scene. the context is that neil needs andrew to agree to get committed and leave kevin behind so neil must convince him that he would be a satisfactory replacement as kevin’s “bodyguard” - if riko comes for kevin, neil will not budge. so neil decides to show andrew his “credentials” - the scars which prove that so much damage has already been done to him that riko can’t really scare him anymore. however neil can’t just take the shirt off in a room full of people bcs he wants to show the scars to no one but andrew so his next best decision is to take andrew’s hand and put it under his shirt so that he can feel them. for neil, at least consciously, it’s just a perfectly logical persuasion strategy.

that’s the context which in the fandom is readily pushed aside in favor of the homoerotic subtext: “omg andrew touched neil’s naked skin *fans oneself energetically* that’s sooooo gay”. the shitposts about what wymack must have thought at seeing this are an entire subgenre by this point. like, i’m not saying it’s not gay or criticizing anyone for pointing out homoerotic subtext so enthusiastically, but still it’s very interesting to me why people prefer to look at this scene from wymack’s pov - who had no context of what exactly was happening bcs he didn’t know a lot about andrew’s deals and bcs the boys were talking in german. people prefer to strip this scene of its context to the point where neil and andrew are just any two boys touching each other in a mildly erotic way.

now one of the reasons i love aftg so much is that everything in it is very specific to its context and its characters (which is btw probably the reason why we can’t explain or describe aftg to our friends - it’s hard to describe unless you recount everything that happens in it or it would make no sense). so what i propose instead is returning this scene into its context but going deeper - not just looking at it in terms of a given dialogue like neil does but in terms of the tragic sequence of events that lead to andrew having to be committed.

so.

andrew has just been violently raped, again, by the same abuser he took so much pains to get away from. his deepest darkest secret, which even his closest circle and his therapist didn’t know, has just been disclosed in the worst way possible. now they all know. now in their eyes he has graduated from the resident “sociopath” to the victim of the nastiest kind of abuse. he has been put in the worst kind of spolight. now they all know - his family, his team, neil. what will be their reaction? will their treatment of him change? will they pity him? ugh.

andrew is in great physical pain and the happy pills won’t let his spiralling mind process what just happened properly. but the underlying feeling, i imagine, is of being found out, singled out, branded as different, alone. kevin and aaron are in a state of shock, nicky is crying and trying to hug him, and wymack is little help.

enter neil. we’re privy to his inner monologue so we know that neil was as shocked as the rest of them and felt nauseous bcs of the horror and pressure of the situation, but he showed nothing of it outwardly. he even found the time and cheek to confront andrew about something while everyone else was treating him like a ticking bomb or fatally ill. neil, who has already sufficiently demonstrated that his treatment of andrew won’t change one bit, then wants to take kevin off his shoulders so that andrew is able to go away to take care of himself, and in order to persuade him he wants to show him his scars - but only to him - so he puts andrew’s hand under his shirt. andrew knew that neil has scars but he didn’t know the extent. “these ouches feel a little rough for a child on the run”, he says. these scars, their number and graveness, show that neil wasn’t just a part of a gangster family or whatever he says but that serious abuse has been inflicted on him personally. that in that regard he has probably been through similar shit as andrew. that he can understand him perfectly. that andrew is not alone.

so when neil puts andrew’s hand on his scars he says not only “i’m competent enough to look after kevin in your absence”, but also “your secret has just been violently disclosed but i have a similar secret and i will tell it to you - this is a snippet. you’re not alone”. this is what he actually says in the text:

The story I gave you was mostly true. I might have left out some critical details, but I know you're not really surprised by that. If we survive this year and you're still interested, you can ask me for them later. I think it's your turn in our secrets game, anyway.

and andrew agreed to neil’s offer - probably not bcs he deemed him “competent” but bcs he felt the major shift in trust between them.

i think its one of the key andreil moments and it certainly is brought up a lot but mainly bcs “it’s gay”, apparently. idk maybe i’m just too aroace or something but it makes me sad that this powerful scene gets diminished to just another homoerotic moment. when i was reading the books for the first time, the homoeroticism of this scene didn’t even occur to me bcs i was still very much in the post-drake not at all amorous mindset as i imagine were neil and andrew. so if you ask me, “the gayness” of this scene is overhyped, but its meaning is definitely underappreciated.

tl;dr neil didn’t put andrew’s hand under his shirt - he put it on his scars

#andreil #andrew minyard #neil josten #all for the game #the foxhole court #aftg mine #aftg ask #whenever i'm like not everything is about sex you know #i feel like a prude #and whenever i'm like not everything's gay #i feel like the showrunners of teen wolf

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so-i-grudgingly-joined-this-site · 2 years

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So I Grudgingly (?) Tackled the John Lennon Solo Discography: A Review Thread

I’ve been a Beatles fan for going on two decades now. However, despite that, I’d never bothered to attempt listening to the solo discography of John Lennon.

I was so turned away by hearing dudebros and old men hold him up as THE Beatle, with a solo career they held sacred, in a distinct no-girls-allowed, no-nonwhite people-allowed, no-LGBTQ people-allowed way. I didn’t want to listen to it if jerks like that loved it so much, and it also felt like I wasn’t welcome to listen to it.

Now that I know more about the history of the Beatles and John Lennon himself, I finally decided, “fuck it”. I’m gonna listen to the John Lennon solo discography, and I’m gonna post about it. That said, I KNOW the fandom reputation has somewhat tainted it for me, so I’m trying to recognize my own grain of salt.

tagging @serenityspiral @secretstudentdragonblog @crusheswhimsandfancies since you all might enjoy seeing this

First review below the cut, and the rest will be added in reblogs as I go along.

John Lennon/Plastic Ono Band

Okay, I skipped the experimental albums, since they were pre-Beatles breakup and, let’s face it, when people are talking about John Lennon’s solo albums, they aren’t talking about the Avant Garde stuff.

If I were to sum up this album, it’d end up:

60% “ow, the edge”

20% parts where the dudebro fandom goes “oh he’s fighting his demons! What mysterious things might torment him?” but the demons are clearly just drugs, bisexuality in an intolerant time, and a bad childhood

15% tumblr-level shitposting

5% legit good material

That said, I also feel really bad about giving this album such an uncharitable breakdown. John clearly was going through some shit while making this. It’s like listening in on a therapy session where things aren’t going well. In fact, it’s like one where the therapist is actively harming the patient’s mental state... which makes sense given that, from what I can tell, this album was written based on John’s experiences with a therapist whose methods were harmful and who (as probably expected given the time period) wasn’t too tolerant of John being bi. Also he’d just lost his major support system, with the breakup of the Beatles completely changing both his career and personal life.

But then again, given how it sounds, I also can’t tell if he’s just being edgy for the sake of it. Because John could also do that. A lot.

I guess the takeaway from this is that artist suffering does NOT guarantee good art.

Seriously, from the lyrics to the music to the production, a lot of this is pretty unpleasant sonically, lyrically, and in terms of subject matter.

Additionally, this suffers from what I suspect most of John’s discography will suffer from: being stuck with specific references that tie it to one historical period, rather than being universally relatable. I understand the references because of my knowledge of history, but that’s not the same as having been around to know about the political figures and events being referenced. I suspect younger fans unversed in history will need google to understand quite a bit.

Standout Track: ”God”... because it somehow manages to become a shitpost parody of itself. It starts out with the impressively raw line “God is a concept by which we measure our pain,” but then quickly turns into a bizarre list of things John doesn’t believe in, which sounds like a Twitter or Tumblr shitpost response chain where the commenters sarcastically parody the main comment. Seriously, it goes from things like “I don’t believe in the Bible” to “I don’t believe in yoga” to “I don’t believe in Elvis” in the span of a few minutes. It’s wild. It’s supposed to be entirely serious, but internet sarcasm and humor has kinda spoiled the format into unintentional shitpost humor...assuming John didn’t intend to be sarcastic for at least part of it to begin with (like I said, you never know with him).

I also liked the ominous bells at the start of “Mother”, even though they didn’t blend at all with the rest of the song sonically (thematically, they’re clearly funeral bells for John’s dead mother). “My Mummy’s Dead,” the ironic nursery rhyme that ends the album, also caught my attention. I must say, I like having thematically linked album openers and closers. Unfortunately, the reason it initially caught my attention was not due to some deep thematic connection... it was because it reminded me of My Chemical Romance’s “Blood”, which closes out The Black Parade. I wonder if this inspired the MCR track?

#John Lennon #john lennon solo discography #john lennon/plastic ono band #review #review thread #the beatles #sorta #So I Grudgingly Review John Lennon Albums #original post #dudebro haters will get blocked

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frogsonafox · 3 years

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why did you choose your url?

after i broke up with my ex i wanted a rebrand bc he gave me the url i used for everything and i had just settled on my first name and was wondering how i could get my vibe across in a gay coded way. so thank you alex jones, i now bathe lavishly in the water that turns the friggin frogs gay.

also potential surname if i dont hitch the name of potential future spouce(s) before getting a legal name change. mr. frogwater,, yes......

any side blogs?

[sweats]

yeah i have one because i didn’t want to clutter my reblogs with serious things and then i stopped caring if you want me u also get me at my anti-capitalism. but!! the good thing is that i dont think anyone remembers it and theres a ton of vent posts on there from when i was. incredibly depressed and wanting to die

also have an art/ref blog @terminalviolist, failed art blog, and @ratsex

how long have you been on tumblr?

8 years but i’ve had the account for around 6

do you have a queue tag?

HAH u wish. everything goes on the queue. there is no tag.

why did you start your blog in the first place?

... i wanted to look at more aot art i think. dying time

why did you choose your icon?

i made it and i love it

why did you choose your header?

idr what it is but if might be the mountains and i took those pictures and love them

what’s your post with the most notes?

hell if i know.

how many mutuals do you have?

uhhhhh 52 apparently

how many followers do you have?

205

how many people do you follow?

418

have you ever made a shitpost?

my first post was a shitpost

how often do you use tumblr each day?

depends on the weather. nowadays im depressed its a couple times a day but i’ve gone whole years not touching this bitch

did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? who won?

no???????? all the times i thought someone was mad at me it was someone close to me forgetting to turn off anon and me being confused bc of getting the notif late

how do you feel about “you need to reblog this” posts?

i delete the you need to reblog this part if its aggressive

which one of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

i was scrolling thru my mutuals and was thinking, oh this one guy who made pastel rb if you support ___ posts and then a couple of cosplayers but then i came across,

turing-tested. yeah its you. mwah.

do i have a crush on a mutual?

when do i not. i’ll follow people BECAUSE i have a crush on them. (hi if i tagged you i dont have a crush on u fyi i just love you)

i’m tagging some pals. lets go: @peachy-cranes @palindrome-teddy @impulsive-thots @skelesona

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