#me: FUCK

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

I hope MC knows how iconic she is in this event for being like "No I want him to be a little bit fucked up actually" in Comte's story because GIRL SAME. S A M E

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp comte #ikevamp saint germain #ikevamp mc #the way i deadass resurrect every time comte walks into the room #laughing crying yelling #i just can't stop wheezing at the latest collection story #im here like yes. YES GIVE ME THE MANS OF MY DREAMS #and the game is like 'literally why are you like this. actual freak.' #comte i SWEAR to god #'are you looking for someone more...StImUlAtInG' #oh fk this im gonna jump him #every single event story im like 'that come hither look won't work on me. i'm stronger than this. endure.' #comte: **come hither look** #me: FUCK #literally what is it about this man that just makes me invariably act up #im so like 'MAKES NO DAMN S E N S E. compels me tho.' #ive had a sudden insurgency of spoons because of hozier's NFWMB #literally can't unsee the association now #hozier walked so that comte could run no i wont take constructive criticism #dont even get me started on his 6th year anniversary stories because literally this man #THIS M A N #wildly oscillates between 'actually????? the most adorable romantic?????' #and 'If My Wife Doesn't Want Me Carnally Every Five Hours I'm Going To Scream' #and apparently that's my type (so sorry everyone im the bearer of the curse)

[randombookposts]

Got to the time skip part of the Thousand Eyes and I am DEVASTATED, feel like pure shit just want Csorwe back.

#I am fucking flabbergasted #I literally had to pause and take a breath when the time skip happened #ak larkwood: csorwe and shuthmili run and live happily yay #me: yay!! #ak larkwood: SIKE actually csorwe is possesed by a god and shuthmili spends the next 15 years trying to get her back #ak: also tal thinks they're dead and has spent 15 years all alone #Me: Fuck #I am so unwell #csorwe #qanwa shuthmili #zinandour #tal charossa #the thousand eyes #the unspoken name

[dragoninatrenchcoat]

Jane Austen: Accustomed to not being listened to, Anne is comfortable with entertaining only herself and otherwise acting as a sounding board for others

Me: Haha same

Jane Austen: This of course is terrible, should not happen, and Anne deserves better

Me: 😳

#persuasion #anne: I’ve always been practical enough to adjust my expectations of life to my circumstances #me: Mood #anne: this practicality literally ruined my life #me: fuck

[babygirlspurgeon]

…….am i gonna have to buy a ticket to the avs game in 4 weeks

#me: last game im going to is the pride one <3 #bg: #me: fuck

[tehzeldamaster]

Lich Queen💀

#dead rock #DR mikoto #me: idk if ill read dead rock after how EZ started going downhill #mashima: (creates a goth necromancer girl) #me: fuck #what is more metal than controlling corpses #my art

[eorzeashan]

how I look with he/him pronouns

#ooc #nowhere near as cute tho. rip #and yet somehow irresistible to dudes who want to forcefem me #it's a curse I say #im so masc. im soooo masc #the next guy: wao you're so pretty #me: fuck #for legal reasons this is a joke #does make cosplaying black haired characters of any gender easy tho

[motherflecker]

anyway who else of us forcebook simps are gonna watch you fight and i love and the 3 gentle bros for force and book respectively??? i completely forgot they're going to be in those shows until i saw force on the yfil poster and was like oh yeah

#squee chats #forcebook #me: i'll never watch gmmtv's het dramas #gmmtv: 🦊? 🍡? #me: fuck

[ranboo5]

Okay I made a mistake.

#Me: to go to bed I will put on my favorite SCII playthru from the start ^^ #Mengsk: MAKE NO MISTA #Me: FUCK

[seafoam-taide]

ough. being in a space full of shippers as an aroace person is. hard sometimes AHAHA

love wins but i am losing... whyyy

#tide of consciousness #it keeps happening #me (does the thing where i project aroace onto my favs) #other people (ships those favs with other people) #me: fuck #i cant remember if anyone from the server ended up following me hopefully not lmao #im in my vagueposting era... holy shit...

[towl]

i......

#I HATE IT HERE #171 kaiser isn't real and he CAN hurt you..... #he probably will #bllk #a/m #me: i really do not like [insert character] #said character: *makes their next move* #me: fuck #this is the 3rd time this has happened to me this year.....it's only been 4 months #may22

[the-unnecessary-commentary]

✨ Unlocked new sound that almost triggered a panic attack ✨

The unrestrained, heaving scream-sobs of an incredibly distressed child.

Thankfully, not a kid part of my circus, therefore not my monkey to deal with. Jesus Christ.

#neighbor kid directly under my window: hyperventilating and screaming simultaneously. #me: fuck #also me: keeps scrolling

[james-p-sullivan]

the older i get and the closer i am to reaching 30, the more the people around me try to deny me my age. it’s a constant ‘oh you’re just turning 29 again teehee 🤭’ or ‘dont tell your SO that, he’ll leave you for a younger model 😉’ and i just???? hate it?????????

i spent my entire teenaged years fighting for my life. i crawled through the deepest pits of my depression to cling to the promise of a life beyond that pain. i was so convinced that i was going to die young, that i would never see the grace of my age starting with a 2, let alone 3.

so im going to turn 30, and there’s not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me from loving it.

#anyway it’s still a couple years away #but man im so fucking excited for my 30s!!!!!!!!! #i made it!!! #i survived!!! #so many people never got the opportunity to be 30 #im gonna enjoy every fucking second of it! #sulley speaks #sorry my coworker said something really rude to me lol #it struck a nerve

[cadaverkeys]

You guys rlly don't realise how much knowledge is still not committed to the internet. I find books all the time with stuff that is impossible to find through a search engine- most people do not put their magnum opus research online for free and the more niche a skill is the less likely you are to have people who will leak those books online. (Nevermind all the books written prior to the internet that have knowledge that is not considered "relevant" enough to digitise).

Whenever people say that we r growing up with all the world's knowledge at our fingertips...it's not necessarily true. Is the amount of knowledge online potentially infinite? Yes. Is it all knowledge? No. You will be surprised at the niche things you can discover at a local archive or library.

#rambles #if you are a person who is into delicate skills #like lacemaking or printing or sewing #you will know fair well just how non expansive the knowledge online is in comparison to written guides from like the 50s #there was a time where at least one person in the household had to know a constructive skill #but in the modern day there is just less ans less demands for comprehensive guides #library propaganda #im stuck doing an essay rn but bc i have covid i cant go to the library and its totally fucked me #i want to source a lot of the stuff i read irl but i just cant go and get it and theres no online ver

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova #UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away. #then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again. #ria.txt #personal #space opera au #(<- not about what you think is about) #hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good. #xkcd #randall munroe #space #moon #anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!

[eorzeashan]

back at it again at krispy kreme xiv

#finally free login period!! #the game: you have 4 days of play time #me: fuck #ff theron #ffxiv #still pissed the aetherial sea lighting made him super pale so i have to buy another fantasia next time I sub #my fucking money... #playable theron never gets old tho do you know how funny it is to get to beat the shit out of everything as him

[cemeterything]

"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

#🐉 #this is abt terror amc fitzy btw. nobody wants to fuck you you are annooooooying! #like i simply would not hit that you could NOT persuade me to endure it